…because so many had spoken so eloquently about him, while anything I would write would be trite, cliched, and hackneyed in comparison to the greatest minds out there. I was going to avoid writing about Reagan because any response to the tired old silliness his critics and revisionists put forth would not even merit a response. And I was not going to say anything to diminish his greatness by having my feeble mind in the same essay as his name, preferring to honor him by silently living the freedoms he helped protect and expand.
I was going to keep quiet. That was, until I read this.
Fuck you, you fucking idiotic fuckbints. Fuck you for your contagious stupidity. Fuck you for your lies. Fuck you for your false analogies. And fuck you with the mutated commie fuckmuscle from a recycled Trabant until your colon goes into withdrawals if it doesn’t get the “Worker’s Goatse” it so craves.
Wanting people to be free and prosperous leads to McVeighism? Ferritefuck you until the “Steely Studmuscle” becomes permanently magnetized inside your inner workings. Calling for freedom of the peoples held against their will in Europe is akin to freeing convicts who acted of their own accord in this country? Spinfuck your false analogies with an unstable spin ice. Mocking Reagan’s role in freeing said people, as if it would have happened even if he had just maintained the ineptitude and weakness of the prior times, and not stared down and broken the Soviet expanionist machine with the giant freedomcock he wiggled at anybody who sought to be our enemies? Then fuck you until the bacteria in your soul can be used to create a cure for diseases. Thinking Reagan wanted women “in their place” as he appointed the first woman Supreme Court Justice and helped foster the corporate culture with lowered restrictions that enabled more women to break the glass ceiling? Then shamefuck you for being so stupid.
No, Dickhead McDumDum, Reagan did more to free all fucking people. He did more to lift the boot of regulation and repression on all peoples, so that they could be freer to live their lives than any time in generations. Reagan did more to free people by standing up and telling the oppressors of the world to fuck off and like it, which hadn’t happened in ages. He freed people by his policies, actions, and words which told the oppressors that they would lose and we would win, not by cluelessly sitting back. And Reagan did more to help every fucking body by getting out of our way and letting us do it, because he had the faith and optimism in us to know that we could and would, if only we had the fucking chance. And that is why stupidity such as what I linked must be beaten back. It must be defeated with facts, not revision. And it must be proven correct by comparing and contrasting the problems we face now because of too much regulation and meddling.
So fuck you, historically illiterate fucks. get some learning, and then come back when you have a clue.