Archive for September, 2011

Does anybody know what a saki bomb is? Y0u pour a little glass of saki, a half a rocks glass of beer, drop the saki into the beer and then chug.

So the point. mother fucker.

Righto!  The EPA can drop a compliance order on anyone it wants, whenever it pleases; wait as long as it wants, accruing fines at the rate of over thirty thousand dollars a day; and then bring its victims into court to play some really high-stakes poker.  Or you could just walk away from your piddly little $23,000 plot of land without a fight, pony up $27,000 to make it look nice for the EPA, and build your dream house someplace else.  That’s “due process,” just like the Founding Fathers intended!

Seriously, read the whole thing. Just make sure you have something you can shoot or at least smack around before you do.

If I wasn’t so drunk I would be out in the fucking desert shooting stuff.

Via Cold Fury who’s surely harshing my drunken mellow this evening. Sometimes truth in advertising is fucking annoying.

Don’t Ridicule the Wrong People

Posted: September 29, 2011 by veeshir in Liberal Fascism, Nanny State

Andrew Bolt is an Aussie who is very good at ridiculing the Australian left. He’s like Mark Steyn except he lives in a different unfree country (Steyn of course, eventually won his “you offended me case” in Canada).

So he wrote this article making fun of various white guys receiving awards, scholarships and prizes designated for aborigines and even, according to the article, black women.

Hear that scuffling at the trough? That’s the sound of black people being elbowed out by white people shouting “but I’m Aboriginal, too”. Hark! – is that a man’s voice I now hear bellowing: “And I’m an Aboriginal woman.”

So what’s an aggrieved lefty living in a country without the First Amendment to do?

That’s right, find a pliant court and take him there because he’s intolerant and stuff.

So Bolt lost and you have to love this comment

Justice Bromberg said it was important to note his judgment did not forbid debate or articles on racial identity issues if done “reasonably and in good faith in the making or publishing of a fair comment”.

I’ll translate, if you’re of the wrong political persuasion, shut up you.

A tolerant leftist who’s totally in favor of free speech had this to say

She said the court’s decision meant racial identity could be debated, but with respect.

I’ll translate that too, Bolt makes fun of the left and they have no sense of fucking humor so they have to shut him up.

Tim Blair had better be careful, with this win under their belt he’s next.

I don’t know the penalty, but even if it’s a “don’t do that again” it’s a travesty.

Australia used to look like a good option as a free country at one point, but now that they’ve taken away free speech and the right to bear arms, well, take em off the barbie, they’re done.

Sigh. At least they’ve given us Crocodile Dundee and Elle Macpherson.

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Veeshir to Enterprise, beam him up. Fast!

Posted: September 29, 2011 by veeshir in HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, L.L.A.P.H.

Shatner does the best William Shatner parody out of anybody I’ve seen.

You Don’t Like Our System of Government?

Posted: September 28, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Conservatism, Democratic morality

Well fuck you. Fuck you, Harold Meyerson. Fuck all of you with the furious fuckfury of the flying fuckeagle of freedom. Fuck your inability to accept that your views are not welcomed by most Americans. Fuck you for your refusal to admit that the same system that played a key role in making this country the greatest nation to ever exist did so because it prevented fascist futtock shroud fondling fuckfusiliers such as you and your fuckhorts from ruining this country with your fuckpustile plans. Fuck you for refusing to work within the system to achieve your goals. And volumefuck you with the facts for refusing to notice that your preferred methods of governing without the will of the people only leads to misery and a shittier way of life.

That is all.

Oh go fuck yourself, you traitorous bint. And, fuck yes, I stand by the traitor remark. Blithely commenting that elections should be cancelled because they are just too gosh darn inconvenient at the moment rather strikes me as being up there on the list of traitorlike things to say.

Sigh. This is not helping with my being filled with The Rage all day long. I do believe I need some visual distraction. Mayhap this shall work.

Whenever you give me that look, I’m joking.

Minitrue in full cover mode, the headline

Perdue jokes about suspending Congressional elections for two years

Notice that the story is updated. The url suggests  the update was the headline stating it was a joke
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The Joke

You have to have more ability from Congress, I think, to work together and to get over the partisan bickering and focus on fixing things. I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that. The one good thing about Raleigh is that for so many years we worked across party lines. It’s a little bit more contentious now but it’s not impossible to try to do what’s right in this state. You want people who don’t worry about the next election.”

Her spokestool put out this statement

H/T The Lemur King. Click and tell him that I’m still boycotting him.

Jeremy Clarkson is my new hero

Posted: September 26, 2011 by aliceaitch in Green Goofs, It's Science!, Liberal FAIL, Win!

Thanks to Unclefacts.

(doubleplusundead) Anyone who is a Top Gear fan knows how much Clarkson hates the Prius, Geldof is a dumbass for even trying.  That’d be like trying to convince a Paultard to quit spamming online polls.  And yes, Top Gear is the only new TV show I watch, that alone should be an endorsement,