But probably the world’s oldest practitioner.
“Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”
I’d love to meet her. So many good quotes from a centenarian who loves life but doesn’t seem to take it too seriously.
“Some historians say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”
Via Lemur King, how he knows about her I don’t think we want to know. But it might explain his apparent love of Hillary pics over some other, more deserving souls.
A pic of her in all her glory below the fold
You’re one sick pervert. I’m embarrassed for you, did you really think I’d post that pic? Here’s a repost of misunderstood Mila you sicko.
Who wrote her material? Joan Rivers?
I get many hits on my blog from Europeans searching for bad granny, naughty granny, dirty granny and recently granny feet. I hope they don’t go away disappointed.
Put a link to that story or her facebook page in your sidebar if you want them to leave happy.
That’s what I call pride in workmanship. Outside of the issue of disease and pregnancy, I’ve never understood what was so inherently evil about people performing sex for money. It’s legal to sell sperm and eggs, act as a surrogate womb, entertain the public with your body/intellect/wit/humor or shocking and/or titillating talent (i.e. sticking things into your flesh, eating fire, ability to be tossed) for public display.
Sounds as though this lady is a national treasure and possibly a war hero for selflessly contributing to the morale and can-do spirit of the British fighting forces.
Oy, with the Hillary thing again…
Probably nothing wrong with the old gal plying her trade at 100 – she just loves the world… one at a time.
one at a time.
That’s the spirit, don’t read the post.
the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”
Really? You seriously believe that she exclusively handled large party events? Or that she even could now that she is a centegenarian?
Programmers are not particularly well known for gang bangs.
In general she probably did one at a time, but since I was never a customer I am only guessing.
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was going to make you jealous of her other clients.
Don’t worry, you were her favorite.
“Some historians say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”
I have often wondered by the Brits were so slow during the Sicily Campaign that I was able to start days after they did, travel the two long sides around the triangular shaped island and still arrive in Messina well before them. I may have incorrectly blamed that slow poke Montgomery for years.
“By Tessie Theuma – Happy fluffy story correspondent”
google search [ "tessie theuma" -prostitute ] has zero hits,
so before this story Tessie Theuma does not appear to exist.
Bis-serjeta is a site for “malta, humour, satire, news, parody, politics, culture,”
so i am assuming this is fiction.
Too bad. That chick is hot.
You know, sometimes you just accept things.
Now you’ve gone and ruined Lemur King’s fantasy.
Spoil sport.
Not only that, but I was* all ready to start a Facebook page holding her up as a feminist icon!
*no, I wasn’t, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if I did?
What would make it even funner would be the responses from OUTRAGED!!!!!!!, humorless feminists.