Douchebag Donnell Battie sues Wally World over stupid kid’s prank

Posted: May 15, 2012 by doubleplusundead in Uncategorized

So, in 2010, some kid in a Turnersville Wally World got on the PA and ordered all black customers to leave the store.  A store manager quickly got on and issued a correction, the kid was charged with harassment, but now numbnuts Donnell Battie, who was shopping that day, wants to sue Wally World for not properly securing their PA system.

Donnell Battie, you are a pathetic cunt of a human being for trying to cash in on this stupid kid’s prank, you are why we can’t have nice things.

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  1. stasia says:

    wow, so just cause he’s black he’s pathetic? and black people cause WHITES not to have nice things? stfu! You sound stupid! im pretty sure many other black, or mixed people would have taken it thi serious too . walmart should watch they store! if it wus a black person that said all whie people should leave the store im pretty sure it still would have been this serious.

    • Jaime Johnston says:

      Actually, Walmart secures their PA system with a code. The teen had the code and hacked the phone system, so no, Walmart is not responsible because they took reasonable precautions to secure the PA system. That would be like holding you responsible for a hacker hacking your phone line to call other countries. Based on your reasoning, you should be held responsible for the bill since it was your phone line and the person who hacked it shouldn’t be held responsible. Doesn’t make sense, does it.

      • Jaime Johnston says:

        And this is not a race issue any longer when he sued Walmart and not the actual teen who committed the crime because the teen does not have deep pockets. It’as all about the big green dollar. Besides, who is shatter into a million pieces emotionally because of an obvious prank by a teen? Is walmart really responsible for this man’s fragile emotional state that he apparently had prior to walking into the store? If he was so severely screwed up, stay home and shop online. If the teen had instead walked up to this man and told him to exit because he is black, is Walmart still responsible? This is the most ridiculous lawsuit I have heard of in a very long time, right up there with not knowing the coffee was hot.

    • Stu says:

      Yes. And yes again. You’re stupid.

    • doubleplusundead says:

      For starters stasia, whoever said I was white (for the record, yep, I am, nearly 100% pure grade A honky, except for a bit of Native American), but you had notafuckingclue when you came in here and spouted off, so fuck you for that right from the start. Now, as for anyone who hears an announcement like that in a retail store and doesn’t immediately think, “Cute, some jackass has jumped on the PA and is playing games, okay, whatever” said person is a fucking dumbass, period. You have gotta be one ignorant motherfucker to take an announcement like that as an actual legit page.

      As for this,

      and black people cause WHITES not to have nice things?

      Whothefuckever said anything about one race over another…not me…you did. You’re projecting, you operate from the assumption that whites are racist fucks all, and you assumed I was white (what would have happened to your argument if I was black? Didn’t think that one through, did you, genius?), and project that image onto others you assume are white. That means you’re being a racist fucker, stupid. No, you dullard, rank stupidity like that from Battie costs everyone, of all races and backgrounds, there was no racial component to anything I posted.

      Suing Walmart over a fucking harmless prank costs Walmart, and costs all of us. Walmart now has to hire a legal team to smack down this dumbassed lawsuit, that money is coming from somewhere, you dumb bint. That somewhere is increased retail cost, for you, me and everyone else who goes to Walmart. And most people go to fucking Walmart at least every now and then. Now, for the hypothetical, what if this guy wins this bullshit lawsuit? Walmart pays out…except Walmart doesn’t pay actually out…we ALL do, again, with increased retail prices. Are you following?

      And if Walmart loses, that means they’re probably going to change out or modify ALL their phone systems in all their retail locations to avoid another lawsuit, and ditto Sam’s Club, which is owned by Walmart. Depending on how difficult the change is, it could range from the hundreds of thousands to a billion+ dollars(lest we forget, Walmart is a big fucking corporation, with a lot of retail locations, with a lot of fucking phones in each one), which Walmart has to pay for…except…you noticing the pattern? And it won’t just be Walmart, it’ll be every big box retailer and grocer changing out their phone systems to avoid getting fucked with lawsuits by shameless fucks like Donnell Battie, because I’m in retail, and I can tell you from actual work experience in the retail field, most places do NOT have as secure a PA as Walmart. Guess what, we’re now all paying for that too, the cost of everything has gone up a little bit, because one greedy asshole decided to use a stupid harmless fucking prank to try and cash in, and this is why we can’t have nice things.

      Oh, as for my “this is why we can’t have nice things” line, welcome to the intarwebs, the series of tubes. On these intarwebs we have things called memes, of which the “nice things” line is one of them, you fucking windowlicker. In this case, the “nice things” line is commonly used when dumbasses do dumbass things, it started as a response to people derailing forum threads with nasty fights and has since become a line thrown out when people do dumb shit that ruins things for everyone else.

      Some idiot is attempting to cash in on an innocent third party that just happens to have a fuckload of money because some dumbass kid played a prank on said third party’s property. If Battie was honest about actual damage done in this whole thing, he’d sue the stupid kid, but of course the kid has no money, just like Battie has no honor, which is why he’s suing Walmart, which DOES have money.

      And of course, you’re supporting said idiot, not for any logical reason, which makes you as fucking dumb as Battie is, and by extension, YOU are part of the reason we can’t have nice things.

    • Yomamma says:

      Wow, you are a stupid bitch. How the fuck did you get that from the actual words he wrote. He didn’t say any fucking thing about black or white – you racist piece of shit. I’m sure your life reflects your small i.q. He meant stupid fucks, probably like you, suing over stupid shit. Get over your “feelings” and grow up.

  2. tommmmyv says:

    get a job and earn your money, loser.

  3. jb says:

    wow doubleplus. I throughly enjoyed reading your rant. I do understand what you are trying to say, maybe there is a better way to convey the message, but your rant was very entertaining. I pictured you/some character in my head yelling the words and viens buldging out of your head and some dumb ass person sitting across from you. You just made my day! Good job, and keep fighting the good fight!

    • doubleplusundead says:

      I’m all about having fun with it, thing is, I wasn’t even mad or conveying anger, more just casual disdain towards the willfully ignorant.

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    Idiots like this toad need to be publicly shunned.

  5. Goober says:

    Actually, the shame will come when WalMart sttles out of court with this tool to save themselves the expense and hassle of litigation, and therefore reinforces in the heads of “legal lottery” adherents everywhere that all you need is a stupid lawsuit and a lawyer to get rich quick.

    Nobody was “injured” here. If the folks in that store were so sensitive that they have actual, quantifiable damages from being tols that black people need to leave the store, then the problem is theirs, not WalMarts.

    And Stasia – if he’d said all “honkies” need to leave the store, or all “asians” need to leave the store, or whatever, this would be no different and I’d have no different take on it whatsoever. This is not WalMart’s fault, and they should not be liable for the unauthorized actions of a fuckhead in their store.

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