Two handguns, $54,000 in cash, and a vial of unidentified liquid later… The video is sort of morbidly fascinating but not something you want to watch at work unless you’re a Congresscritter, in which case a chant of “STOP STEALING MY MONEY!” should be considered a message from each and every one of your constituents.
This seems like an odd, isolated, drug-addled incident, that surely only shares a coincidental proximity in time to the dude who chowed down on his friend’s face and the guy who threw his own intestines at police this morning. These are certainly not related in any way.
This shit is seriously damaging my calm. I’m ready to invade Antarctica and claim it as a sovereign nation, just to get away from this insanity.
I’m told that it is a dry cold down there.
Who’s with me?
You and alexthechick should have a talk, I think she’s already made plans for a getaway.
She can man the SAW. I’ll be directing the genetically engineered velociraptors.
Velociraptors enjoy intestines and cannibals equally.
You’re suspecting it’s not the bath salts, then?
The intestine throwing and face eating stories have got me wondering.
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Zombie fighting how-to reminder (just in case):
Head Shot
Double Tap
or go all Mo on them and chop their freaking heads off.
The CDC’s gov’t approved Zombie Apocalypse guidelines left out those thing, probably because they don’t REALLY want you to survive it at all, because statist progs love themselves some braindead zombies (or brainwashed zombie-like koolaid swilling dupes, anyway).
Flesh eating, flesh tearing, irrationally aggressive, not able to be stopped by pain. Revels in blood.
This ain’t good. Sorry, but if this is due to drugs, I gotta say that whoever is buying this shit must be completely insane to begin with. This dude had 64k of cash ON HIM. He could have very easily bought a pound of marijuana AND rented a whore to hold the bong – and the bong could have been made out of lead crystal with a ruby-imbedded silver bowl. And he would have still had more than 60,000 dollars left for a hotel room for a fucking week.
So this has got to have some more ‘meat’ to it than just “eh, drugs”, if you will excuse the horrible pun.
$54,000, not $64,000. Quit trying to exaggerate and make things seem worse than they are. Nothing to see here, move along.
I mean, the flesh rending side-effect has to be offset in some massive way – if it’s a drug, it has to sell somehow. “Oh, man, I ate my girlfriend’s cat – raw – and cut my ear off. Give me another four doses.” just doesn’t seem quite likely. UNLESS… it like, lets them fly or light fires with their mind or some shit.
Otherwise, I can’t imagine getting any repeat customers.
Need to work on my cardio…