doubleplusundead

The Boomers can’t die soon enough.  Maybe a bit of hyperbole there.  Maybe.

Paul Ryan may not want to throw Boomers off a cliff…I’m quickly getting to quite alright with the idea, and yes, I’m in the upper end of that 46% KP is talking about, I straddle the line between X and Y agewise.  And yes, most of the 18-29 range is full of contemptable liberal derptards, but Boomers?

You know it’s fucking true, mostly your kids, and you taught ‘em, or your local leftist educator did.

The good news, if KP and Zogby are to be believed, is that demographic is quickly learning to be as repulsed by government as I am.  Good.  As always, I’m ahead of the curve.  Because I rule, bitches.  You are of course reading the post of a guy who faintly remembers being bitched at by a teacher in third grade for sneering and making faces being forced to watch the Clinton inauguration.  See, I was an evil archconservative even as a little kid, yes, completely heartless too.

It got tiresome having this fucking song play whenever I walked into rooms or buildings as a kid, hide and seek fucking sucked…by the way, Charlie Daniels* is full of shit, I’ve never even been to Georgia.

I already know I won’t see a fucking dime of the Social Security that gets taken out of my check, I won’t see a dime of Medicare, and of course I can’t opt out of throwing fistfuls of money into the sinking ships.  Ditto welfare, which needs to be gone at like Leatherface with a fucking chainsaw.  Boomers on the whole, with a noted core of exceptions (probably a good % of Boomers that read here and the HQ, though I’ve seen enough Boomer derptardedness at the HQ to know that number isn’t 100%), want to punt the football or increase taxes.  All well and good except that the Boomers and Governments are like two Michael Moore sized parasites shouting MOAR! at an economy that is quickly beginning to look like an extra from Schindler’s List.  No moar blood guys, the host is tapped out.

So yes, in short, I’m happy to see Paul Ryan make his arrival.

*Not actually full of shit, Charlie Daniels is fucking awesome!  One of the few acts in country that don’t cause my Yankee snob ears to bleed.