doubleplusundead

Or just a bunch of idiots?

Alas, just a giggle of idiots.

That’s too bad as it’s almost as funny as the plaque below and I would really prefer to share the world with people who think that’s funny than people who don’t.

One Term More.

It’s an unintentionally hilarious paean to a second Obama term. It’s called “Parody” but it’s not a parody of idiot leftists (at least not intentionally), it’s a parody of Les Mis “please don’t sue us”.

The whole thing is funny, but I feel like making extra fun of part of it. Lyrics here for those who don’t want to waste a couple minutes watching smug idiots who refuse to keep their mouths closed and thus, have erased all doubts.

With laws that let ‘em stand their ground,
Republicans are locked & loaded.

Yeah, imagine letting people stand their ground (which laws had nothing to do with that kid in Florida) instead of forcing Americans to run and hide under their beds. (Did we lose a war with France or something and I missed it?)

 

Contraception’s now a sin,

Actually, it’s been a sin for a number of religions for a long time. What’s new is that not wanting to pay for someone else’ contraception is now a sin.

Screwing G.M. in the clutch.

Wait, don’t you mean “GM’s screwing the taxpayer”?

 

Incivility’s a virtue,

No, they’re not talking about Obama and Biden. See? Reality just eludes them.

 

Homophobic. Out of touch.

 

Yeah, I mean, if you believe as Obama said he did last year you’re a homophobe.

 

Filibusters. Budget scrums.

 

I thought this was about the evil Rethuglicans, why do you keep bringing up Dem perfidy? I mean, I know the Dem Senate hasn’t passed a budget in years so I don’t know if you could call that a “scrum”, but that would be much more accurate a statement about them.

Ultrasounds & speculums.

 

Are they saying that you want an ultrasound to see the baby punishment before you abort it?

And really, you can’t come up with a better rhyme for “scrum”? The problem is that our fine lefty friends have made so many words verboten that finding rhymes is harder than necessary.

They could have gone for “bum”, but that’s ungood, plus ungood. Hmmm, ‘slum’? Nope, that’s doubleplus ungood, “thrum” would have worked, but that’s associated with factories and working, so that’s out. I know, “Drum”, they could have worked in a “circle of drum” or something. But no, they went for “speculum” to seem all smart and medical and shit.
I have to skip ahead for the best part.

Unemployment’s in retreat!

 

Perhaps in the community based reality, but in actual reality, not so much.

 

It’s both funny and endy how many people believe things that just aren’t so. Arguing is a waste of time anymore as you have to spend all your time debating facts.

“Unemployment is up”

“No, it’s retreating”

Why bother? Just point and laugh. At least you get some use out of them.

Saw it at Stoaty Weasel’s.

I can link her because I won our blogwar. She fixed the link to DPUD in her blogroll after only a year or so. In other words, I beat the English in a war shorter than both the Revolution and the War of 1812 and I didn’t need Old Ironsides to do it.