No, not here, at Wyatt’s. I suck at directing caption contests.
This is my entry.
Close upon the flooding, the workers at Middendorf’s Tuna, supplier to StarKist tuna, were all found murdered.
The perpetrators apparently left no clues. D.C. Police are baffled and are currently looking for a boat to retrieve their cruiser.
You know that feeling you get right after y0u hit “post” and think, “Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.”? No reason, just curious is all.
I have had that feeling of Poster’s Regret, but unless it is a serious lapse I let it go, because just like when we begin learning how to cook, we learn best when we eat our mistakes – so too do we learn best the hard-won nuances of social behavior when we alienate our in-laws and our spouse’s family merely for drunkenly peeing on the rug next to the fireplace.
“Oh give it a rest Grandma, it ain’t like you never seen one of these before.”
Oh? Over the top? Whups.
I’m banned again, aren’t I?
Banning is too lenient. That’s why I’ve boycotted you. Although peeing on the rug in front of grandma almost makes me rethink that position.
Almost.
After all, lemurs are famous for their incontinence.
Lemurs are famous for their incontinence? Depends. ™
Handey said it best:
If you can write your name on the floor, while lifting weights, I’d say you deserved extra points. But I’m lenient that way.
Even if what you wrote (all at once) appeared to be “SoT<eLQ?X"?
If you replay the event in slow-motion and really squint you can clearly make out that it might have spelled out “LEMUR KING”. Maybe “Elvis Lives” or “Ow, my back”.
See? That’s thinking outside the box.
Make weightlifting more interesting by adding a skill phase.
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