Dr. Spank wants a post-debate post, since I’m a little afraid of him, here it is.
I watched the debate for about a minute last night, but then I realized it would require me to listen to Obama and Romney talk. That’s a deal-breaker for me.
I always read Vodkapundit drunkblogging it and what others say about it. It’s funny that way instead of annoying.
Al Gore’s blaming global worming for Obama’s crappy response, wait, he didn’t blame global worming, he blamed the altitude. Huh. That’s not quite as funny, but still pretty darn funny.
Obama trying for a do-over today is very darn funny. He had one bit where he said, “That guy on stage” is trying to avoid responsibility and lying and then went on to explain he wasn’t talking about himself. That was hilarious. I just don’t see how anybody wouldn’t immediately think, “Wow, Obama’s admitting he’s a liar who continually blames Bush” before Obama went on to demolish some strawman or other.
I’m not sure where he got his “Romney wants a $5 trillion tax cut” (I wish), but he really needs to keep that up.
Spend the next two months attacking Romney for wanting to give us a tax cut, that’ll work. Especially with Slo Joe explaining their tax cut plan, the one that raises taxes.
If our fine lefty friends think future debates are going to go any better, well, they need to get their heads out their asses.
I might have to actually break my, “Never watch a political deal on TV” Rule to watch Ryan play with Biden like a bored cat with a particularly stupid mouse. I can see Biden actually getting angry and saying something threatening or violent, over and above his usual stupidities.
The next debate with Romney and Obama will be about foreign policy. I might watch that one just to see how Obama fits, “I killed Osama” into each and every answer. He’s got nothing else. He can’t even bring up getting rid of Ghadghaffeiy because that brings up Libya which he surely doesn’t want anybody even thinking about, much less asking him questions about.
My favorite pic from the night.
M’Shell looks pissed.She looks like Briggitte Nielson at the end of Rocky IV.
All links and pics taken from a bunch of places, everybody has them including Drudge, the puppy-blender, Act etc.
Important Update from the puppy blender that makes me think killer bunnies can’t be far behind.
Gasoline station owners in the Los Angeles area including Costco Wholesale Corp. (COST) are beginning to shut pumps as the state’s oil refiners started rationing supplies and spot prices surged to a record.
It’s very endishly funny, but the best case scenario for Obama was having Ambassador Chris Stevens and his escorts (I can’t find their names in any stories) killed instead of taken hostage. The parallels would have been too darn obvious and he would have probably lost even Minnesota this time around.
Two months? One month, man. It’s gonna seem like two though.
Thing with the Obamas… when you run into someone who is definitely 100% beyond-a-doubt guilty of something they generally don’t cover it really well. These two look utterly convinced in their souls that they’ve got no excuses for their shitty showing through his term. Michelle’s and Barry’s posture was so telling that it kind of hurt to watch.
And when you have Axelrod saying that debating isn’t Barry’s strong point and that he needs the media’s help? Talk about emasculating the candidate. He’s such a crappy leader that he needs the cheerleaders to soften the blows for him? Ouch.
I keep picturing Axelrpd with bleaxh blond hair with a black patch saying, “Leave Barack alone.”
I think Obama’s real problem was that he really only has divisive rhetoric and attacks antmore.