Wow, I’m rooting for EUnuchstanians.
They’re going to smash a space ship into an asteroid to see if they can alter its trajectory.
They claim they chose it because it has no chance of hitting the Earth.
Me? I figure they’ll alter the trajectory just enough to hit the Earth dead center. I mean, how else could it happen? It’s obvious when you think about it.
I’m still rooting for the one the day after Valentine’s Day, but it’s a nice back-up plan.