God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

Posted: January 18, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Wow, I’m rooting for EUnuchstanians.

They’re going to smash a space ship into an asteroid to see if they can alter its trajectory.

They claim they chose it because it has no chance of hitting the Earth.

Me? I figure they’ll alter the trajectory just enough to hit the Earth dead center. I mean, how else could it happen? It’s obvious when you think about it.

I’m still rooting for the one the day after Valentine’s Day, but it’s a nice back-up plan.

 

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