Round The Tubes: Zee End, She Is Funny Edition

Posted: February 9, 2013 by veeshir in Democratic morality, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal Fascism, Nanny State, Notes on the Revolution

Important, above the post update!!

Boy do I feel stupid, I didn’t want to look for people saying the snow storm is caused by global worming, it’s just too stupid to be funny the 4,000th time. Shows how much I know. It actually gets funnier.

Ace links this Newsbusters link showing a CNN blow-dried, teleprompter reader wondering  whether global worming not only caused the snow, but is it also going to cause the asteroid that will hit use next week?

No, really. Is global worming causing asteroids?

Apcray, the regular post will be anti-climactic now, oh well. Not my problem.

See, this is one problem I have and I think it’s a huge contributor to FEOCE.

I dealt with lawyers in my job for 12 years. And when I say “dealt”, I mean I argued with them via correspondence and occasionally had to send arguments to a panel of judges. Lawyers are supposed to do what they can to win for their side, I have no problem with that. Unfortunately, lawyers begin to mistake their rhetoric and arguments for reality and then they become judges and the truth doesn’t matter, just who has the more elegant argument.

Case in point.

A Florida judge has ruled that a 22-month-old baby girl shall have three people listed as her parents on her birth certificate — a married lesbian couple and the gay man that provides one half of her DNA. (emphasis in the original V)

What happened there is that a judge decided that the lawyer’s arguments were good without even considering the facts of the matter. A birth certificate lists the biological parents, it’s not some fucking social experiment, it’s a legal document.

Since reality matters not to the lawyer/judge who likes the arguments, that’s that. Another legal document that’s devalued.

The legal profession has been trying their best to devalue legal documents. You have to admit that’s pretty darn funny.

The 5th Amendment is dead. Long live the king!

The Department of Homeland Security’s civil rights watchdog has concluded that travelers along the nation’s borders may have their electronics seized and the contents of those devices examined for any reason whatsoever

Notice, not “crossing the border”, it’s “along the border”. What’s so funny about that?

Re-read that sentence. The DHS’ civil rights watchdog has concluded that Teh Peepul don’t need civil rights. C’mon, you have to admit that’s funny. And fucking scary as shit, but still darkly humorous.

This one is fucking hilarious.

In the NE they got a day off of school because of the global worming induced snowstorm.

Out West they got a day off because of the leftist rhetoric induced killing spree.

No, I’m not going to look for any stories blaming the snow on global worming, they’re out there and they just aren’t that funny anymore. (okay, just one). I will look for stories blaming the killing spree on global worming. That would be funny.

Speaking of global warmmongers, they’re really going all out to save their God-President.

Want to save the planet? Stop going to work.

That’s the conclusion of a report from Washington think-tank the Center for Economic and Policy Research this week. The report makes the claim that even a 0.5 per cent annual reduction in the length of the average workweek could be enough to cut between eight and 22 per cent of every degree of global warming that’s expected between now and 2100.

It’s good that Obama’s economy has such high unemployment. Just another way of stopping the rising sea levels.

Speaking of the killer out west, another mea culpa, the Rev Jesses is inserting himself into that situation, he didn’t need the cops to shoot a black man. I guess he’s bored or getting broke or just hasn’t been in the papers lately.

So why is that funny?

I understand your feelings of hurt and pain.

Yup.  The Rev’s got your back. Inexplicably, he then gives the guy a hit list.

Danny J. Bakewell Sr. (The Los Angeles Sentinel’s Executive Publisher/CEO) ,Bishop Noel Jones, Bishop Kenneth Ulmer and Rev. Charles Singleton are all individuals I know personally. I promise that they will gladly receive you.

Are those the Rev’s rivals in the race-hustle system? Enquiring minds want to know.

The last two ain’t funny.

The original Iwo Jima Memorial is for sale.

It pisses me off  for two reasons.

It’s going for $1.3-$1.8 million (they think).

First off, I don’t have that much money. Sonomabatch.

Second, less than $2 mill for the Iwo Jima Memorial?

For perspective, that cheating sack of shit’s, (Bonds),  ‘record breaking’ home run ball sold for nearly $800,000. Yes, a cheater’s baseball is worth almost as much as the Iwo Fucking Jima Memorial.

Motherfucking sonomabatching motherfuckers.

Take a close look at the M-14 rifles the Marines where carrying at Obama’s second inauguration. The bolts have been removed from the rifles rendering them unable to fire a round.

First these motherfuckers disarmed Marines in a war zone because the Sec Def was coming (remember when they loved the Sec Def? I might be the only one, but I miss Rumsfeld) and now this?

Jeebus. It’s like he doesn’t like or trust the milit…oh yeah. Marxist, Chicago-Machine pols only like guns in the hands of union thugs. I just keep forgetting that.

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