I had a youtube vid to post this morning and forgot it, so you get a few extra links today. Don’t say I don’t never give you nothing.
People are pointing and laughing, but is this good new or bad news?
I’m trying to figure out if I’m fer it or agin it.
Pakistani Taliban members are threatening store owners to quit selling Viagra-type potency pills or “face the consequences,”
On the one hand, do we really want a bunch of horny jihadis running around having kids?
On the other hand, the Taliban mostly mess with Pashtun and their spiritual brethren. That link talks about our military having to teach them that they can’t work the ass so much if they want kids.
So if we give them Viagra, they’ll spend their time fucking just about everything they can hold down long enough except their wives in the right place, and while they’re running around with their boners chasing the village goats, they won’t be blowing themselves up in kindergartens.
Hmmmm. Maybe we should try an experiment in Afghanistan. Air drop Viagra into Taliban controlled areas, see if the population goes up or attacks go down. At the very least we’ll get some great gun camera videos.
President Obama is considering a series of new executive actions aimed at working around a recalcitrant Congress, including policies that could allow struggling homeowners to refinance their mortgages, provide new protections for gays and lesbians, make buildings more energy-efficient and toughen regulations for coal-fired power plants, according to people outside the White House involved in discussions on the issues. …
It’s good that he’s going to ignore Congress to get what Teh Peepul Need! They’re all recalcitrant and shit and those are all good things. You’re not against saving the planet and those most defenseless? (not that they need guns mind you, they need more gov’t to protect them)
It’s not a story about Obama without a quote from an anonymous source close to Obama (probably the “journalist”) that’s a howler.
These and other potential actions suggest that Obama is likely to rely heavily on executive powers … the president does not see the actions as substitutes for more substantial legislation, he also wants to move forward on top priorities. …
Senor Homer will translate.
In the months ahead, some people close to the White House said Obama must weigh the prospect of making progress on his priorities with the risk that acting aggressively could hurt the chances for more substantial legislation on Capitol Hill.
You see, it’s all about Obama getting stuff done so it’s always good news. The only bad news would be if he couldn’t get all the important stuff we need done.
It’s funny how our definitions of “good” and “bad” differ so much. Scary, but kind of funny.
Good News! This man is in Congress.
Bad News! this man is not
Okay, now this is the point of the post and it doesn’t much to do with the theme. I blame Obama.
It’s mostly a hilarious video that’s not funny at all.
First, I’d like to denounce my racism for laughing my ass off at this video. The guys narrating are hilarious but since they’re black, I must be laughing at them and not with them. I also denounce myself for laughing my ass off at the last clip of the mother.
It’s scary because there are many millions of these women’s spiritual sistren, of all races, creeds and colors, raising children while showing them just this example. It’s very fucking depressing.
You’ll laugh your ass off. (language warning, they hardly say “fuck” at all)