After spending all yesterday bitching at the dpudders via email I am in a much better mood today. Why you ask? Well I’ll tell you why, because Katya Kasanova, my one true cyborg love, is making an appearance on Archer tonight. All is now right with the world:
just sayin’


Her boobs just barely fit my phone’s screen.
Nice.
But if we’re admitting our lust for cartoon characters not named Jessica Rabbit…
I jones for Leela.
Not because we both have one eye, but because she has nice boobs.
I have my standards, after all.
Not just boobs, cyborg boobs, but too your main point – April O’Neal from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles (“heroes on a half shell) cartoon and most of the women from the Heavy Metal movie (“Come and take a rideideideideide on heavy metal)
The Heavu Metal wenches are hos and April is just cold-blooded.
And none of them captain a spaceship. I want to join the Zero G club.