Dammit, I Had To Change The Title Because I Ain’t Seein’ The Funny

Posted: February 18, 2013 by veeshir in Conservatism, Exploding things, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal FAIL, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

While I’m writing the post update! (a first?)

Eh, couldn’t see the funny today. Sorry, just not feeling it. I’ll get it again.

I was starting to despair that my post about the revolution killed my Teh Funny (I make me laugh much more than any of you), but I did write “Al Tapdancing Gore!”

That made me laugh.

Now, on to the links. Hopefully I’ll make me laugh tomorrow.

 

I love the NY Post, they cover the Giants and are relatively conservative and their headlines are the best. Here they’re trying to interview Alec Baldwin and discovering something his daughter could have told them, he’s not a nice person.

I mostly like the racial slurs. If he had been, say, an actor who was big in a sitcom but who hadn’t done anything in the decade since, he’d be out of work and shunned by all right-thinking people, but this man is the Voice Of A Generation (of nitwits), so like a football player getting away with murder, Alec will win the Super Bowl in his last game.

Or something.

 

I love this link, I think I saw it at Ace’s, Jenifer Rubin is, apparently, the token conservative at the Wash Post. I’ve read her stuff before without realizing that. In that link she’s noting that Hagel is a nitwit whose very nomination makes the US look stupider. I’m not linking for her commentary, it’s fairly inane, but the part that I love the most about this: the comments. Damn, lefties are some Jew-hating sons of bitches.

When the Voices of Reason chime in, it can be a hoot.

KHM1956

I don’t think Obama had any intention of doing this: But let’s suppose for argument’s sake that Obama wanted to prove Hagel’s hypothesis about how the Israel lobby intimidates lawmakers. Could he have possibly done a better job than to get the Hagel filibuster fiasco in motion?

 

That’s one of the more sane people.

You see, Hagel isn’t an incompetent, booger-eating moh-ron and thus, the filibuster isn’t about keeping idjits from being in charge of the most powerful force of arms this violent ball of mud has ever seen, he’s a victim of the Jooooooooooooooooos!

And yet, Jews vote Democratic in droves. I will never figure that one out. Maybe it’s from back when the country clubs were generally Republican hang-outs and they wouldn’t let Jews in.

 

Now this one is interesting.  A Russian lawmaker was found in a barrel of cement (don’t they have harbors in Russia? He can sleep with the caviar. Geez).

Now, first thing I thought was “uh-oh, he pissed off Tsar PutinI and that’s the cause of the cement overcoat, but that’s not it. Apparently he owed another lawmaker money.

First, I have to wonder if we can get some of our congresscritters to copy that.

But second, I checked, the guy was actually in Putin’s party. I wonder what’s going to happen, are they going to go to the mattresses in Russia? That’s what mob families do when they go to war.

 

I have to say, I’m disappointed in Rand Paul for this.

 

You know he really wanted that last words to be “he’s lying”, but he controlled himself and said, “flat out wrong”.

Too bad, there needs to be some threshold where you just call a lying sack of shit the lying sack of shit he is, and Obama claiming he reduced the deficit by $2 trillion accuses me of being stupid by its very utterance. But then, I think Bill Clinton passed that threshold when he said, “I didn’t inhale.”

 

I don’t know what to think of the Examiner, I see stories there, but are they just Po-lying-itico in conservative clothing? I don’t like sensationalists and liars.

But if this one is true, it’s a sensational story about people who lied to the nation (and to me, but I pointed and laughed at least).

This is a great quote, I hope it’s accurate

“Senator Murray is working on a budget right now and we hope we can get that done,” Reed said on CNN, referring to Senate Budget Committee chairman Patty Murray, D-Wash. “But we need time. So the sequestration will prevent — preempt us from getting a budget done and other factors.”

 

Get it? They can’t get the budget done because of all the problems that arose from not having a budget.

Geez, it’s a good thing Obama and the Dems lost the advantage in the budget ‘debate’, otherwise they’d be saying they can’t pass a budget without tax incre…… wait, who won that again?

So the Dems claim they’ll do a budget if the GOP will raise taxes. My prediction on that? Higher taxes, no budget.

 

I was short on links so I got some Steyn.

In that sense, like Beyoncé lip-synching the National Anthem at the inauguration, the State of the Union embodies the decay of America’s political institutions into a simulacrum of responsible government

 

Yup, and not a good simulacrum. It’s like those crude mud ones they used to have before Taiwan.

 

Let’s wrap it up with a little religion.

I could quote it, but that would just be cruel, I’ll summarize.

No matter what happens it’s proof that global worming is real. If their predictions don’t come true? That’s even more proof that global worming is real.

But then, we already knew that.

 

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Comments
  1. Mitchell says:

    Have a martini, or four. You’ll feel better soon. If you haven’t tried it I recommend Martin Miller’s gin.

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