Confusion Says

Posted: January 3, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Hotassery, Random Crap

Geez, it’s pretty fucking endy but mostly just really, really confused and confusing out there.

Darrell Issa is called “Conservative of the Year” and yet, he hasn’t had his turn as Emmanuel Goldstein. Confusing.

Sharyl Attkisson has what she says is a blog (but you can’t link any posts) and notes the 10 stories that should make the news in 2014, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, Debt and spending, gov’t spying on US citizens, including journalists (she doesn’t mention outright intimidation), the absolute secrecy and lack of transparency and media access by Obama (she doesn’t talk about the tongue baths called “press conferences”), the expansion of terrorism, the scam that is “Green Science” (which is neither), border violins with Mexican gangs crossing over and the crumbling infrastructure that Obama talks about but never fixes.

 

So why is that confusing? Because those were mostly stories that should have been covered in 2009, 2010,2011,2012, and 2013. What makes 2014 any different?

Related, I’m confused about this. Most Americans agree with me that the next 40 years are not going to be pretty.

So should I be happy because I’m finally with the majority or happy because the majority is always wrong?

The War on (Some) Terror is getting confusing.

The alternative to getting back to the [peace] talks is the potential of chaos,” Kerry said. “Does Israel want a third Intifada?”

Are we on the other side now? I mean, during Bush he pissed me off because terror against Israel was why Spoons started writing “War on (Some) Terror” but now we’re negotiating for them? Obama does like to fight both sides of any war.

The Norks are confusing again. We’re supposed to be afraid of their nukes hitting California but they can’t make a ski-lift, they have to have the murderous commies in China smuggle one in (I assume, the article claims nobody know how a fucking ski-lift made it into the country.)

An  illustration of the confusion of GOP “leadership”.

illegal-immigrants

 

This one is a two-fer.

I’m confused that people have the balls to act confused at this.

More than 4.7 million Americans had their health insurance canceled …just two million Americans have signed up for Obamacare

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!!!/gomerpyle.

Another thing that has me confused.

Is this the greatest idea of the decade or the worst?

Oliva has been kicking around the idea of starting a fast draw league for years but had to wait until this month to get a firearms instruction certificate needed to handle “Simunition,” the plastic-tipped, paint-filled training ammunition to be used by fast draw’s gunslingers.

 

You draw against someone else in some protective gear, not too much or you can’t quick draw.

I’m leaning toward worst because the guy in charge is:

Musician, Songwriter, Arranger, Promoter, Artist Manager, Expert Bounty Hunter”… is most noted for founding “Nevada Pigeon Control, a humane society…

He’s no Gene Hackman, that’s for sure.

You’ve been good, you get some Old West hotassery.

I’ll get all bi-partisany under the fold!!!!

lust-in-the-dust

 

*smack*

Sorry. This is as bipartisany as I get.

marilu rrapsody

 

We really needed the intertubes in the 80s if only for Marilu Henner. She was Chritina Hendricks before there was a Christina Hendricks.

angie rio bravo

 

Actually, we needed the intertubes a long time ago for a lot of reasons.

 

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Comments
  1. KevinC says:

    IIRC, that last photo is of Angie Dickinson in Rio Bravo..

    • veeshir says:

      Yup,she was smoking hot in that movie.
      I could never figure out why she got that TV series where people acted as if she was hot, then I saw that movie and found out why.

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