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I’ve been pretty busy with work and vacation and, well, being lazy, so I haven’t tubed much lately. I try to watch the news but really, I could care less what idiocy Yale fools do and watching whatever the hell is happening in Missouri seems like too much effort to try to understand, just nitwit leftists going all Stalin, so I have no idea what the hell is happening but it appears to be pretty darn endy and only peripherally funny.

But today I tubed and realized, it’s freaking hilarious.

This misleading headline makes me laugh.


Little Support for Punishing Global Warming Foes

From the body of the article.

Democrats (27%), however, favor prosecuting those who don’t agree with global warming.

Do you realize that more than a quarter of Dems want to punish people who are in favor of the scientific method?

It’s like the Scopes Monkey Trial all over again, except now we have the anti-science people screeching about being all scientifical and shit. I’d be many of that 27% are in government or Penn State. Which makes it funnier IMIO.


I have an idea, let’s let our European betters tell us how to govern!!!!!

It has long been believed that when it comes to interest rates, zero is as low as you can go….

But for the people who control the world’s money, this idea has recently been thrown out of the window. Many central banks have pushed their rates into negative territory and yet the financial system has still (not? V) to come to an abrupt end.


So does that mean I’ll have to pay interest on my savings account?

Makes me wonder if this is what that moh-ron Yellen is talking about.

“Policymakers have to carefully weigh the advantages and disadvantages of alternative monetary implementation frameworks in the presence of new policy tools,” Yellen said

Sure that’s gobbledeygook, but I think she thinks it means something. Which would be pretty darn funny in a Monty Python movie but pretty darn scary in the real world.

Methinks it’s time to  forget about buying more silver and gold and focus on wood, polymer, steel, brass, lead, complex, fast-burning chemicals and toilet paper. They’re going to be the new exchange medium after the collapse.


For the record, contrary to what is being written, neither I nor my mild-mannered, alter-ego are gay.

…upcoming Scholastic Book Fair includes a gay character… “Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot”

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


I do have to admit, it’s been funny watching people realize that maybe, just maybe, Polie-ico are a bunch of lying Minitrue members in good-standing.

As was evident to anybody who ever paid any attention to them at all long ago, starting with their first Big Story!!!!!, a lying hitjob on Fred Thompson that was proven a lie as soon as video of the incident came out and continuing on with every “Scoop!!!!” they’ve ever had.


Two last things,

This is funny.

Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio.

You have to admit, Trump making fun of someone else’s hair is downright hilarious.

I will say that in Drudge’s pic, it does look like a wig.


This ain’t funny.

Cuz it’s true.


Okay, I lied. Two more things below the fold.


I can’t find my copy of 1984 and I can’t find the quote online, but we meet Tom Parsons later on in the book after Winston and Julia are pinched. He, Tom, is proud of the fact that his kids turned him in to the thought police for supposedly saying “Down with President Obama…….”…..ummm…”Down with Big Brother” in his sleep.

The award goes to…….

Boing Boing

It actually started with something funny. a pic of a cat who demanded it be called a german shephard.

So the LGBTXRQGHADAFFY community did what they do best, get OUTRAGED!!!!!!!

So Boing Boing thanked the mob for exposing their thoughtcrime and then they

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But wait! There’s still more!!!!!!


That’s darn funny. How dare anybody defend the wrong free speech!!!!!!!!!


Is it time to start calling them a “humor” ezine?


Weasel Zippers saw it at the Right Scoop first, they have the complete series. It’s pretty darn funny.

I edited the beginning to try to make it make sense.

A winecoat. Not to be confused with a winehouse, we’re not digging up dead bodies today.



Me or your lying pols and press?

We’ve all seen Abortion Barbie explaining how she didn’t really mean the filibuster that made her famous.

The thing is, she said that because she knew her supporters would know it’s a lie and hoped them people against A Wymyn’s Choice (the only choice lefties want you to have) would believe her. That’s what lefties do in every election, watch a Virginia election for the most blatant examples of that I’ve seen.

The GOP, fresh off cutting the cost of living increases to veterans, are saying they didn’t mean that!

he House voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to restore full cost of living increases to pension benefits for younger military retirees, responding eagerly to election-year pressure from veterans groups.

Which the Senate will not take up.

In other words, just like repealing Obamacare, they’re not serious. It’s all just theater to shut us up and try to get us to give them money because they’re FIGHTING THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!

I do like this one. We’ve all seen the IRS forcing businesses to say they aren’t firing people because of Obamacare, Samizdata figures out the reason. Spoiler alert, it has nothing to do with keeping businesses from firing people because of Obamacare, it has everything to do with making people lie.

“Company officials will be trapped in a catch-22. They can lay off as many people as they want because of Obamacare. But because they’ll have to swear to the IRS that their decisions had nothing to do with Obamacare, they can’t speak publicly about what’s happening. What a great way to silence the people who are on the front lines of dealing with Obamacare’s horrific effects.”

So perfectly Obamawellian.

Obama and the UN are serious about helping Syria!

The UN presence in Homs has not prevented the regime and its fighters from opening fire at the people crossing over from the besieged area onto the Waar road. One elderly man, for instance, was hit in the abdomen and taken to the hospital. The regime also targeted a humanitarian aid convoy, killing two of its passengers.

Poor bastards. In the first year or so it was Teh Peepul trying to fight the chinless ophthalmologist and Obama could have helped them, now it’s just jihadi V jihadi and they’re all boned.

Speaking of poor bastards, EuroMaiden is what they’re calling the protests/budding revolution in Ukraine that have been going on for a few months.

Hospitals have become another EuroMaidan frontline from where injured activists have been kidnapped, one of whom ended up dead on Jan. 23. To mitigate the danger of abduction, the Center for Society Research, a local think tank, has mobilized a group of volunteers to provide security at area hospitals.

Sonomabatch. And Obama stays silent. Because he always sides against the democracy folks.

Update: I took out my rant at Thompsons Cigars.

I’ll just say, never use them. They stink and their idea of customer service is laughable and rude.

JR Cigars ships that day and you get it 2-3 days later, as they promise. Or at least, it worked that way when I lived in VA.


Important Update!!!!

Who you gonna believe, Ted Cruz or Politifact?

The shooter at Arapahoe High School (not going to name him, he doesn’t deserve the recognition) came armed for massacre, including extra ammunition, a machete, and Molotov cocktails. It’s fairly obvious from the amount of weaponry carried that the shooter had no intentions of simply killing his debate coach. Few news outlets are reporting on why the attack was cut short, though. It wasn’t because the targeted debate coach had left the school, and it wasn’t because the shooter suddenly had an attack of conscience.

The reason the shooter suddenly stopped his attack and killed himself was because Arapahoe High School had an armed school resource officer who confronted him. The shooter felt he was cornered and killed himself.

Arapahoe County Sheriff Grayson Robinson had this to say:

We believe that the response from the  school resource officer … was absolutely critical to the fact that we did not have additional injury and/or death in this particular matter.

I think we have our proof of concept for armed school officers saving lives.

I am not the worst parent on the planet, not by far.

There are more people getting assistance from the gov’t than there are year-round, full time workers.

Or this scary ass baby costume?


Answer? The baby costume. The first thing is too funny considering it’s been a conspiracy theory most of my life before it became reality.

Vid via that confused, maybe a lumberjack guy.