Romney says things under Obama’s second term have turned out even worse than he expected.
I on the other hand, am somewhat surprised things aren’t worse domestically than they are. I, a weak-ass pasty white nerd, for the first time in my life, bought a gun. And will buy more. Frankly, I wish I hadn’t waited so long, but some of you morons were out buying up ALL TEH WEAPONZ.
Things may not be absolutely terrible yet, but we’re getting there. We’re getting there.
I guess Romney kind of has to say what he did, because it would be poor form to say, “I’ll be in my billion dollar bunker, waiting for the muthafuckin’ apocalypse. Peace out.”