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Yes J Effin Kerry, it does.

Secretary of State John Kerry warned of serious repercussions for Russia on Monday if last-ditch talks over the weekend to resolve the crisis in Ukraine failed to persuade Moscow to soften its stance.

Don’t you have some Jews and global worming deniers to hassle?

Jeez, we already know we can’t do shit.

Anything we do will be undone because the EUnuchs need Russian energy.


Which leads to something I’ve been wondering about, would a world war  be good for America?

No, hear me out.

Sure there might be some nuclearly blasted regions, but they’d most likely be overseas and those people are the ones causing it anyway. SoKo and EUnuchstan are just begging to be invaded.

We’d be too broke for welfare and conscription would mean that many on welfare would have to join the military. We’d need to restart Pittsburgh and maybe even Detroit.

I know that taking our shit half-way around the world and blowing it up isn’t all that good an idea economically, but is it any worse than what we’re doing now? I don’t see how it could be any worse.

I say this time we make whoever takes France keep it as part of the peace deal.

Just a thought, not a sermon.

The Daley Show

Posted: March 8, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Obama's Fault

So we’ve seen the ballots for the Crimean vote and they’re sorta like an election in Chicago.

The ballot asks two questions and leaves no option for a “no” vote. Voters are simply asked to check one of two boxes:

Do you support joining Crimea with the Russian Federation as a subject of Russian Federation?


Do you support restoration of 1992 Crimean Constitution and Crimea’s status as a part of Ukraine?


So what’s the problem?

That Constitution declares that Crimea is an independent state.

There’s no option for “Just leave us alone”.

You have to choose to be part of Russia now or become “independent” with tens of thousands of Russian soldiers in your “independent state”.

That would be much funnier if it wasn’t so serious.

Quoth Obama

I know President Putin seems to have a different set of lawyers making a different set of interpretations, but I don’t think that’s fooling anybody.”

Lawyers? He’s skipping lawyers and money and just sending guns.

Obama’s an incompetent fool as is obvious to anybody not of our self-proclaimed elite.

Above the Fold Phoney War Update!

Taking pictures with these Russian invaders has lately become a popular amusement for citizens of Simferopol,

They’re taking selfies with Russian soldiers. Okay, that’s freaking hilariously scary.

Now back to our post!

I realize that invasion and war isn’t that funny but you have to admit it’s kind of funny that all the people who pointed out what was going to happen were called assholes and idiots.

I was thinking, maybe it’s not Hungary or WWI or Poland, it’s the Sudetenland where Hitler explained that he only wanted this one piece of another country.

Or maybe it’s just an amalgamation of every thug who ever wanted to conquer more land.

Russian Black Sea Fleet Commander Aleksandr Vitko issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian troops in Crimea on March 3. “If they do not give up by 5 a.m. tomorrow, there will be a real storm of subdivisions and units of Ukraine’s military forces all over Crimea,” Interfax news agency quoted him as saying. Earlier, the Ukrainian navy was given an ultimatum to give up by 7 p.m. on March 3, otherwise they will be attacked.

Hmmmm, that’s tomorrow, I wonder if they’ll wait that long.

All as Obama and company threaten Israel.

I hope  the 69% of American Jews who voted for Obama are happy about that. They cannot blame anyone but themselves as they did that even after watching him screw Israel for 4 years.

It was a nice Pax Americana while we had it, I for one am gonna miss it.

When I was predicting their responses to Tsar Putin I’s invasion, I predicted Obama would tell both sides to step back then go to a fundraiser and some golf and that J Effin Kerry would tell Israel to give up Jerusalem.

I was wrong.

Obama didn’t golf, the weather’s bad in DC and J Effin Kerry didn’t tell Israel to give up Jerusalem.

It was Obama who hassled Israel about giving more concessions to people who refuse to recognize their right to exist.

One day ahead of his meeting Monday with Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, U.S. President Barack Obama is urging the Israeli leader to make peace with the Palestinian Authority (PA)….

the framework agreement will determine that the capital of the Palestinian state will be eastern Jerusalem,

I stand corrected.

Obama is working hard at protecting his allies.

The United States is reportedly pressuring Israel to stop assassinating Iranian nuclear scientists, a number of whom have been mysteriously killed in a campaign thought to be carried out by Mossad.

For some values of “allies”.

Oh, and this should be hilarious, it must be Kerry who’s going to tell the Ukrainians to step back and not upset Tsar Putin I.

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and European foreign ministers announced plans Sunday for talks in Kiev aimed at easing rising tensions as Ukraine

So the Russians are invading and J Effin Kerry is headed for Kiev instead of Moscow.

These idiots just have no idea how the world works, they really believe the stupidities that Maureen Dowd and Tom Friedman spew.

The Norks must be feeling left out of the “threatening the world” schtick.

North Korea fired two short-range missiles on Monday into the sea off the east coast of the Korean peninsula, South Korea’s defense ministry said, days after launching similar rockets last week.

The world is exploding and our smirt power idiots are on the job!


Smirt Power

Posted: March 2, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Obama's Fault

Kerry just notices that Tsar Putin I acts like a medieval ruler.

Wish I’d watched this now if only to see this exchange.

Meet the Press host David Gregory pressed Kerry about why the Obama administration did not acknowledge that Russia had invaded the Ukraine on Friday. Kerry did not answer, seemingly incredulous that Russia had ignored contemporary norms.

Gotta laugh at Drudge saying “Kerry whines”.


Russians up to 15,000 troops, according to the Ukrainians.

That’s a division of infantry plus support troops and we’ve all seen the vids of the helicopters cruising in.

Nice pincer move there Putin. Armored column in the north, infantry anvil with naval guns as backup in the south.

Someone was playing Risk while Obama and co. were getting baked and calling Ronnie Raygun a warmonger.

Russia’s parliament approved a motion to use the country’s military in Ukraine



Remember this from Obama’s lawyer at the Supreme Court in 2011 when they were arguing that Obamacare was gonna be all puppies and unicorns?

Katyal, when asked about the individual mandate, pointed out that the mandate “only kicks in after people have earned a minimum amount of income,” so what’s the big deal? “Someone doesn’t need to earn that much income.”

Of course not, it was linked at some blog nobody reads.

It’s funny how they pointed that out so specifically and yet Minitrue is acting as if it was an unintended consequence that’s actually great cuz now you’re freed from responsibility for yourself.

It appears Saudi Arabia is ramping up the war against Iran.

The moment Syria’s southern rebels have been waiting for is drawing closer. With the newly announced “Southern Front” group uniting 49 of the south’s moderate factions, the opposition’s momentum in the battle for Damascus may have just gotten a significant boost.

…last January, when Saudi-purchased Croatian weapons …destined for Syria’s “moderate armed opposition.”

So here comes the Southern Offensive, with al Quaeda fighting Iran’s puppets,  Syria/Hezbollah.

Obama’s fecklessness has actually resulted in some good, let jihadi kill jihadi.

Since so many of you are on the east coast and it’s late there now, by the time you read this in the morning I fully expect you to be watching the war in Ukraine on TV.

I’m wondering what’s going to happen, Yanukovich is making noises like he’s expecting to be back in charge soon so somehow I doubt the Russians are only going to take the Crimea.

Tsar Putin I doesn’t have a huge army poised on their northern border as he invades in the south just to ‘secure’ some bases.

He’s spent far too much money to just say, “So long and thanks for all the fish.”


Posted: February 28, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Obama's Fault

Okay, I wasn’t sure about taking someone’s map, so here’s one I drew that’s not to scale or even very well done, but it gets my point across.

Deluxe type mapYou can’t read the key so here it is

Dark blue is Ukraine who’s been owned and about to be/being invaded by Russia after kicking out their Tsarling.

Light blue is Romania who’s been invaded/been owned by Russia.

Purple is Poland who’s been invaded/been owned by Russia.

Yellow is Belarus who’s a brutal dictatorship run by a Tsarling.

Red is Russia, who’s invaded/owned all countries on map.

Not shown, a few other neighboring countries that were all invaded and owned by Russia at one point, like the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary and more.

So what are Romania, Poland and their neighbors going to do about Tsar Putin I invading their friend/neighbor?

Especially considering they spent 50 years being owned by Russia thanks to FDR’s love of Stalin.

Recall, we slowed down our troops and  thereby extended WWII to let the Russians take ownership of eastern Europe and part of Germany.

Poland and friends, fresh from Obama throwing them under the bus in relation to missile defense, are watching Russia getting all invasiony and know that the US does not have their back.

Germany also knows that the US is fucking useless, what are they going to do? Hell, even France has had to have balls lately.

Hmmmmm, so the question is basically whether this is WWI, WWII or tanks rolling into Hungary and Czechoslovakia.

We all know Obama’s (non) reaction  but what about the Europeans who’ve seen this movie before?

While they might have liked the ending last time, acts I and II were less than fun.

While the suspense if killing me, they’re about to be killed for real.


Really Charles? Really?

Quoth Krauthammer on the “All Star Panel”

Everybody is shocked at the weakness of Obama’s statement.

Everybody? Geez, I guess ‘everybody’ has not been paying any fucking attention at all.

I was wrong, Obama didn’t go to a fundraiser after saying weak shit, he went to a DNC event and gave a speech about how the Dems were going to win the election!!!!! For America!!!!!.

Not sure if it was also a fundraiser.

UPDATE: Everybody’s saying it was a fundraiser, so he couldn’t go golfing because of weather but he did attend a fundraiser after giving his ‘warning’.

See? Transparently transparent.

On Russia invading Ukraine.

Massing warships

Massing troops.

I say 5 days and I’m taking the under. (added, I think 2 days max)

It costs millions to do that and Russia doesn’t have enough money to do that for show.

Plus, Tsar Putin I really wants his empire back.


Obama: I’m very concerned and I would say that both sides should step back and negotiate a reasonable solution.

Then he goes golfing and attends a fundraiser or two.

Kerry: The Israelis need to give up Jerusalem to the Palestinians

Hagel: Why won’t anybody talk to me?

Remember that building with apartments full of single Somali men, a mosque and a halal grocery that blew up that was demolished before any investigation but we were assured it was not terrorism?

The authorities said it was a gas leak but the gas company said, “Ummmm, no.”

So now, via Gates of Vienna doing their own investigation we see this.

The EUnuchs have this report

imposing certain specific restrictive measures directed against certain persons and entities associated with Usama bin Laden, the Al-Qaida network and the Taliban

With this guy in the list

Jama, Garad (a.k.a. Nor, Garad K.) (a.k.a. Wasrsame, Fartune Ahmed, 2100, Bloomington Avenue, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Eh, so it’s EUnuchs, why did they think that

U.S. Treasury lists terror associates

WASHINGTON, Nov. 7 (UPI) — The White House and U.S. Department of Treasury on Wednesday released additions to the list identifying individuals, organizations and businesses with links to terrorist organizations.

We told them he was involved in terrorism.

Guess what else he does?

According to the MN Secretary of State website, Garad Nor is recorded as a “Registered Agent” of Wadani Properties, the company that owned and managed the apartments of the Cedar-Riverside building located at 510 and 512 Cedar Ave South that exploded and burned on January 1. In some reports, Garad Nor himself as listed as the owner. (links in original V)

The more I see on this the more likely it appears to me that the authorities think that it was a work accident.

A building at least managed, if not owned, by a guy the US gov’t claims is affiliated with al Quaeda and/or the Taliban (I’d say just al Quaeda, the Taliban is kind of racist) mysteriously blows up and yet, they immediately said, “No terrorism” and demolished  it before they could investigate.

Geez, and that’s why the only people afraid of Obama are American citizens.

I know lots of people don’t like Gates of Vienna, but what I’ve quoted is them reporting what they’ve found on official websites.

There are a lot of data points that seem to lead to the conclusion that our fine governmental and journalistic betters believe it’s a work accident.

Some pics of terrorists below the fold. (more…)