Archive for the ‘Exploding things’ Category

I haven’t been tubing for a while so when I did my rounds I found lots of stuff I didn’t know about.

Most of it not very funny but some of it terrifyingly  hilarious.

Let’s start with ISIS, it’s never funny and people get beheaded. First, an aside. Isis has been torturing, raping, beheading, hanging, crucifying and enslaving for a couple years now and they cut the heads off 3 journalists and now it’s WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our media has its priorities, 1,000 people get killed and it’s just wogs fighting wogs, not our business. Let a journalist, an important person, get killed and that makes it personal.

So Isis is recruiting openly in our NATO ally Turkey.

Our supporters can freely hang out in Istanbul streets, recruit poor people from suburbs & police will only help

Yay!!!! That would be just endy except we’d be allies with ISIS in Turkey and Syria as we bomb in Iraq. That’s pretty darn funny.

This one is sort of funny, surprising and a little depressing. Lebanon will not join our semi-kinetic action against ISIS.

“US and its allies created and trained these takfiri movements. We have stated that Lebanon cannot be a part of an alliance led by the US,” (Lebanese State Minister V)Fneish…

You realize what that means?

Since Hezbollah is a big part of the Lebanese gov’t, we will not be conducting airstrikes in support of Hezbollah attacks. So the opposite of funny as that would be endily hilarious. Eh too bad, there’s always Iran I guess.

In Sietch Terror news,

International airlines have suspended flights to Yemen’s capital as fighting…

Yemeni television’s three channels stopped transmitting on Friday…

 

the Jihadi V Jihadi war in that particular bucket of scorpions  is cruising right along.

I feel sorry for the people there who are not in favor of their jihadis and just want to live and let live.

Those two idiots should just leave Yemen.

A drudgetaposition

Putin Privately Threatens to Invade Poland, Romania and the Baltic States.

Ukraine Launches Joint Military Brigade With Poland and Lithuania.

 

Now, the seque from overseas to the US,

The family of Glen Doherty, the former Navy SEAL killed in the 2012 Benghazi terror attack, has filed a $2 million claim against the CIA and the State Department.

 

I hope this goes through and actually gets some coverage from the assholes in Minitrue who are ignoring the feckless criminality of the Obama admin in the Benghazi deal.

 

Hmmm, I guess some people miss the rioting.

Mail Online reports that protesters made their plans known at the September 16th St. Louis City Council meeting. They “promised to disrupt grocery stores” and warned that if St. Louis Cardinals make it to the World Series, they will disrupt that too.

The protesters grew louder as the council meeting went on, demanding not only the arrest of Wilson but also “the resignations of both County Police Chief John Belmar and Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson.” They also demanded that County Prosecutor Robert McCullock be removed from the case.

CBS St. Louis reports that the protesters are also trying to get St. Louis Rams ticket holders to donate tickets so protesters can “get in the dome” and shut the game down.

 

If this gets out of hand again, I could see it spreading to other cities, then the illegal immigrants get involved and then……. well, that’s when things get freaking ugly.

I fgure when the inner cities start rioting the police will grab their M-4s and grenade launchers,  jump in their MRAPs and go round tea partiers before they decide to riot too.

This is pretty funny, Karl Rove whining that the GOP isn’t getting as much in donations as they deserve.  I’d say Breitbart gets it right in the headline.

AFTER DECLARING WAR ON TEA PARTY, KARL ROVE FRETS GOP ESTAB CANDIDATES NOT GETTING ENOUGH DONATIONS

 

Funny how that works out, you shit on your base, call them names and they stop sending you money. Huh. Perplexing.

I understand Bob Beckel is not a journalist, but I bet he would claim he is so that’s what makes this funny.

“I’ll tell you: I would expect an October surprise,” Beckel said on Thursday. “I think I know what is — I’m not going to say it,

Journalists are not in the business of imparting information anymore. That’s pretty funny in an end of civilization way.

The most egregious example was how the media knew all about the OUTING OF SUPER-SECRET AGENT Jarret Plame, they knew she was in the CIA before she was “outed” and they knew who “leaked” the well-known fact and yet, they pretended they didn’t for more than a year in order to be able to viciously attack their chosen party’s political enemy.

Via Say Uncle, a scourge on our nation, the no-knock raid.

Some Police Operators who wanted to Operate Tactically had a tactical operations order (search warrant) so one climbed in the window and then the rest busted down the door. So the homeowner defended himself, killing the window-invader and shooting other cops and now he’s on death row.

So why the raid? For “bags of cocaine” from some source. What did they find?

Though they found a glass pipe, a grinder, and a pistol, they did not find any drugs.

 

So he was a small time drug user who was out of whatever he smoked.

No knock raids should be outlawed in every case except where the police explicitly state on the search warrant that the perpetrator is ‘better off dead”.

via KaChing!, this is funny cuz it’s true.

safety first

 

I was just going to do a blank post but since nobody’s going to read it, I might as well put in content.

Some people who got into a land war in Asia!!!

The Ukrainians kicked out their tsarling and now they’re being invaded by Tsar Putin I but they haven’t lost their sense of humor. 

‘Russian-style’ ceasefire includes lots of shelling

These people dealt with Stalin-Hitler-Stalin, Tsar Putin I is like a walk in the park after that.

So Obama’s at the NATO meeting as they talk about the world exploding and we see this from our favorite Weasel, S.

NATO is meeting in Wales at the moment, so this doof is over our side. It was reported on the radio this afternoon that so many things are happening in NATO’s territory, there’s a chance the meeting will hold Obama’s interest this time. That, ordinarily, he finds these meetings so boring, he sends his aids out to buy crossword puzzle magazines to get him through.

I shit you not. It was a straight news broadcast, so maybe I…surely I misheard…?

You know, if everything bores you, it isn’t an indication that you’re extra super smart. If the most important job in the Western world seems beneath you, you aren’t a sooper genius. You’re a malignant narcissist and borderline retard.

 

Okay, that’s totally not funny at all because it’s true.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaa

So as the world figures out their on their own, we might get interesting deals that drag us into a war. Yay,,,?

The NATO folks are giving some aid, but nothing military, but

Stopping short of promising to send weapons that Ukraine wants, NATO chief Anders Fogh Rasmussen noted that individual nations can make their own decisions about arming Kyiv.

France just declined to deliver the ships they were building for the Russian Imperial Navy,  so maybe they could make up the slack by selling Ukraine some stuff.

I wonder what NATO’s gonna do.  Sanctions aren’t going to do crap because if they sanction Russia, Russia raises the rates on their energy. It’s hard to economically war on someone when you’re economically dependent on that person.

 

It’s not a ‘deal’ with a Tsar/Bond Villain without a howler.

But Lavrov implied the US is hindering hopes of a swift progression towards a truce:

Okay, that’s funny.

I agree, albeit not for the same reason. I’d say it’s because Tsar Putin I knows there will be no response so he was a free hand.

You have to love this bit too.

Later on Thursday (September 4), Lavrov reportedly discussed and agreed on the need for a ceasefire with his French and German counterparts, while “avoiding any action that could undermine the positive trend.”

 

The positive trend being in the war Russia started and is waging. He’s actually playing the “Peace-Process” shell game.

That’s pretty funny.

Puppy Blender post. 

IMMIGRATION: “Not many years ago, the idea of Minnesota as a hotbed of Islamic terrorism would have been laughable. No longer: a mass immigration of Somalis has put Minnesota on the front lines.”

Gee, how could that have happened?

Muslim cab drivers refuse to transport alcohol and dogs.

What could people have done to encourage that kind of thing?

Some Muslim Cashiers at Minnesota Target Refuse to Scan Pork Products

Eh, we’ll probably never know.

A little bit of hope.

Earth will experience a close call on Sunday, as an asteroid discovered only a few days ago is expected to safely pass very close by. The space rock will zip by our planet approximately 25,000 miles above our heads – one tenth the distance between here and the moon.

Now I plugged the numbers into y Fisher-Price orbital dynamics calculator and got a different number, but we all remember the last time that happened. At least I do, but keep your fingers crossed, we might get lucky.

Last, a chuckler stolen from the Outrider, don’t tell him. He can probably kick my ass.

thanks

 

Riot Gear

Posted: August 17, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things

I’m flipping back and forth between LOTR and the riots in Ferguson.

Commentators keep talking about cops in ‘riot gear’ and what they’re talking about is this

in blue 2

That’s not riot gear, that’s military assault wear.

Cops with M-4s or AR-15s are not useful for subduing riots, they’re for killing people, pure and simple.

This is riot gear

 

riot gear

 

That’s what the cops should be wearing,

The only thing cops with assault rifles or AR-15s can do is threaten or kill.

The protesters know they’re not going to fire automatic weapons into a crowd (whether that’s true or not I’m not so sure), so the ‘threat’ part is not credible or, as we can see, working.

When a bunch of people see guys coming at them with batons behind the plexiglass shields, well, they will know they will get bashed.

That’s a credible threat, unlike the the empty threat of automatic weapons.

It’s even worse if the cops use those assault rifles.

If there’s a bloodbath, well, I can see a whole bunch of cities erupting. That would get a whole bunch of people riled up, people who are against the rioters in general right now.

And that’s the problem with the militarization of police.

Contra Die Hard movies, cops do not often fight mercenaries with rocket launchers, they police American citizens.

They’re not an occupying army, they’re supposed to be peacekeepers.

I get why Minitrue is busily ignoring everything except their slanted, dishonest ‘reports’ on the deal in Ferguson, but why is Foxnews and the righty newspapers ignoring war in Ukraine?

So Ukrainians are saying they blew up a Russian armored column.

Russia denies it.

What nobody, so far as I can tell, is denying is that the Russian “aid” convoy stopped before entering Ukraine.

Supposedly, the ‘aid’ convoy was mostly empty.

The BBC’s Steve Rosenberg, who has been following the convoy, says some of the lorries were opened up for the media on Friday, and the main thing that struck him was how empty many of the vehicles were

 

I’m not sure what the hell is going on.

I figure the aid convoy was mostly empty so it could be ‘attacked by Ukrainian forces’ so Tsar Putin I could then go to the aid of the ‘aid’ convoy.

But if so, why did the armored convoy enter Ukraine, and having entered Ukraine and been destroyed, why is Tsar Putin I denying it?

You’d think that Tsar Putin I would take that as an act of war.

Unless some Russian commander didn’t get the word to stop and got his ass kicked so Tsar Putin I doesn’t want to look weak so therefore, no column was destroyed.

 

From the link below

Officially the Russian Ministry of Defense has denied the convoy exists/crossed – but the evidence is as conclusive as it could be from the tweets/snaps by the Guardian/London Telegraph/Novy Vremya.

 

Weird.

One thing that’s actually making sense in the whole thing is that Ukraine is starting to realize they’re on their own.

And, more remarkably, has been the muted reaction from the West and indeed from the Western media. Some 4-5 weeks ago, the White House PR machine would have been going into overdrive, and warning of new sanctions iterations in the pipeline unless Russia “de-escalated.” Thus far nothing we have seen next to nothing of note….

 

Weird that.

Wait, that’s not weird, that’s been absolutely obvious for a long time now. Obama can’t be assed to do his job and EUnuchs need Russian energy.

 

For Ukraine, that probably means that its fate is now in its own hands – don’t wait for its EU brothers to ride to the rescue, or the US for that matter which is currently focused elsewhere. The EU is divided anyway, and ineffective, and has been subject to “divide and rule” from Russia which has been using its own business leverage, “patronage,” and contacts to full effect over recent months.

 

Yes.

Unless some neighboring, former SSRs are going to get involved.

 

Once again I’m struck at how unlikely it is that I’m rooting for Germany to get all warlike.

It’s a weird old end of civilization.

One thing, this guy is realizing something that’s been obvious for a while now.

It would seem as though Russia is goading/testing the West – to see the Western sanctions response.

 

 

Well duh. There’s a reason I’ve been calling it Sudetenland. That was Herr Hitler testing France and England and finding them wanting.

 

It’s a scary time and we have the worst POTUS to handle it.

The world is blowing up and Obama cannot handle it, America is looking a little blowed up (I’m surprised the riots haven’t spread, I suppose there’s still tomorrow) and Obama wants to handle that.

By attacking me, why do you think his DHS has been preparing to fight the Tea Party?

Interesting times. I only hope we look back and laugh.

Blue

Posted: August 14, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not in favor of rioting, but it does appear the police are overreacting.

My problem with militarized police is, as I’ve said before, they’re trained as police, not military.

So my point.

Quoth Police Chief Tom Jackson

The whole picture is being painted a little bit sideways,” said Chief Tom Jackson…

 

That’s who’s out there. We’re doing this in blue,” said Jackson.

A rebuttal.

in blue

Someone’s in blue, but it isn’t the cops.  That guy has his hands up and they’re aiming their assault rifles at him.

 

in blue 2

 

I’ve seen pics of that truck with a machine gun on top (not assault rifle, but what looked like a SAW, or Squad Automatic Weapon).

So an armored car and assault troops. That’s not cops, that’s the military. They can argue over who’s paying their salaries, but that’s pretty damn posse incomitatus.

So the International Community broke Libya in order to get EUnuch oil and now Libya wants us to fix it.

Libya’s newly elected parliament asked the United Nations for an “international intervention”

Moar

and voted Wednesday to dismantle the militias responsible for violence raging across the country for weeks.

 

Translation: You Europeans need to dismantle them.

I have to admit, Smirt Diplomacy and Obama’s kinetic adventurism pretty much makes it so we need to fix it.

Sure Ghadeaffeghy was bad, but random acts of jihad is much worse and UN action will be somewhere in between. UN forces are Nigerian and Pakistani, people not really known for professionalism (except in running a sex-slave industry) and would be worse so they’re probably really more looking for EUnuch and US troops.

Great, the Great Peace Prize Winner will probably get us involved in another front of the war on (some) terror…..kinetic action.

I anxiously await Obama telling us this is Bush’ fault.

August 13 2014 Ferguson

Posted: August 12, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Obama's Fault

 

 

But if you look at the street, it wasn’t about Rodney King
It’s this fucked-up situation and these fucked-up police
It’s about coming up and staying on top
And screaming 187 on a motherfuckin’ cop

 

Yeah.