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Is The Blog Dead?

Posted: January 21, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

No!

It’s Doubleplusundead!

For those of you too smart to watch the SOTU last night, I surely hope you read Stephen Green’s Drunkblogging.

Biden and Boehner, it is rumored, have a standing bet on which one looks most like their replica at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum, assuming either one actually had one.

Every time, it’s a tie.

Making political speeches palatable since…uhhh…I don’t know, probably around 2002 or so.

Holy moly, did he claim to have cut the deficit again?

He does it every time and every time it’s an astounding lie ($1 trillion+/year deficit added to our debt), and every time nobody spends much time in pointing that out. Am I the only one who has a problem with that?

As an aside, scenes from my porch.

I live in a cheap place, the spot where I live has decent people, all 50+, single men who want the world to fuck off, the front apartments are more diverse. There’re the two 50+ guys who are hating life, the basset hound owner (barooooooooooo), the married tweaker couples and, of course, the cops. I don’t know any of them except one guy, I avoid the others.

So I overheard one of the tweaker women from up front, she had a kid taken from her years ago and just had her 3 year old almost 1 year old taken from her because, meth. She’s said before that she’s just wants to be a fuck-machine and hates having kids.

So I heard her on the phone, she wants her kids back, who she often calls stupid fucking bitches as she’s screaming at them, because she doesn’t get social security anymore and her kids are her income. She related how she’s been getting disability since she was 13 because she can’t emotionally handle other people. That’s when she went inside. I wish she had done so about 5 minutes earlier. I really didn’t want to hear that conversation, I sincerely hope she doesn’t get those poor kids back. The 3 year old, when she was two, was angry and cussed like a Moron. It was depressing to see.

 

He’s a nitwit. (added, I saw the link at Ace’s sidebar)

Jebus, Shep Smith has me defending a NY Times asshole who wrote about The Backlash Against The Muslims (that always seems to hit the Jews).

So the NY Times tool said, “We need to be careful…” and a little while later Shep attacks him for that, even though Shep said, “We are careful here” (obviously meaning Shep’s careful).

So Shep wants to know why the guy attacked him, even though the idiot from the Times was obviously not attacking Shep, but Western Civilization.

So in other words, birds of a feather piss on each other when they flock together.

A couple other things going on.

In France, Le Pen’s “Far Right” (read, admit aloud they’re not thrilled with allowing in more non-assimilating Muslims) Party won the last election.

So the French bein pensants are having a Unity Day,

Just a day after the Charlie Hebdo shooting left 12 dead and had politicians calling for the country to unite, a row between politicians broke out after the National Front were not invited to take part in Sunday’s rally for “national unity” in Paris.

 

Eh, it’s obviously only unity for those thinking bien thoughts.

I’ll leave you with the state of law-talking in the US

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My Hero

Posted: January 6, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Not sure who, but someone just voted for Senator Rand Paul for Speaker of the House.

He’s my hero not because I want Rand Paul for Speaker (although Ron Paul would be fan-farging-tastic), but because I want to gum up the works.

I’m all for throwing sand in the gears, anything to get Congress screaching to a halt is okay by me.

Important Update!!!!!!!!

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Importanter Update!!!!!!!!!!!

Boehner won. America lost.

Score one for the bad guys.

Headline

Female 1st Sgt gets ARCOM for complaining about an Internet chat room

Seriously, an Army 1st Sgt was so upset by an intertubes chat room that she ran to an officer to complain about her hurt feelings and got an Army Commendation Medal for it.

 

Now, if long ago when they were opening up the military to women (non WAVE/WAC edition), and I told someone that they would be handing out medals to women who run to an officer because they are upset about mean things being said to her, well, I would have been called all manner of names.

Jebus.

The Outrider saw it, he seems to think his job is to give agita.

Are These Related?

Posted: January 5, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, GOP Win!

Day 606 of the IRS scandal, with nobody having paid any price whatsoever.

Day 606. Think of that, nearly 20 months and our fine political betters have done not a fucking thing.

Some GOP congresscritters are saying they won’t vote for Boehner for leader.

I do love the quote about Boehner and McConnell saying they’ll work with Obama.

Obama, who has refused to work with anybody, was the cause of a huge electoral loss for his party and the prospective GOP “leadership” is already surrendering before they even take charge.

 

In attempting to write about the Michael Brown, Eric Garner, and Tamir Rice incidents, the apparent futility of conservative blogging has once again caused me overwhelming despair.

As it concerns the death-by-cop incidents, the post-factual nature of our political discourse becomes palpable. “Hands up, don’t shoot!” is an utter fabrication, exposed as a lie by overwhelming physical evidence and the preponderance of eye-witness testimony, such that no charges were brought by a grand jury against the officer.

There’s much more room for concern in the Garner and Rice cases, but the public backlash in these three cases seems inversely proportionate to the evidence of police wrongdoing. (How many of you are going to Google “Tamir Rice” now?) But the incident drawing the most ire, the Michael Brown shooting, is the one with the least genuine merit – nil by my reckoning.

Presented with the futility of attempting to dislodge an erroneous belief from the public consciousness, one recalls the many other instances of valiant but Sisyphean work by conservative and libertarian bloggers. Whether it is the exposure of the IRS criminality, or the Gosnell little abortion shop of horrors, or the Jonathan Gruber recordings, nothing seems to stick or matter. Obama’s even back to funding ACORN as health insurance navigators.

I will from time to time find cause to write, but for now I expect the sparseness of my motivation to continue. In a world where facts don’t matter, there’s little reason to discuss facts.

Worried that somewhere, someone is having unapproved fun.

Case in point.

Early next year, the FDA is expected to finalize a new regulation intended to eradicat…trans fats, from our diets.

… threatens to eliminate the noble “sprinkle,” used to decorate holiday treats and donuts.

 

So no sprinkles for the kiddies.

 

When did it become the govt’s job to decide how I can defile my body?

I know, the War on (Some) Drugs.

Drugs without corporate backing (via bribing the asshole bureaucraps at the FDA)  are verboten.

Assholes, if I want sprinkles on my Big Gulp with extra salt it’s not the govt’s business.

So goes more of our freedom.