Archive for the ‘Funniest End of Civilization Evah’ Category

I gotta say, it’s so damn endy out there I haven’t even gone online in days and I cannot watch the news.

So let’s look at some ridicufuckinglous headlines and pretend shit isn’t getting worse before our eyes.

I am very excited about Ca running out of water, I have high hopes on that being the spark of reality that will ignite stuff for real.

 

As we all know, the greater Mesopotamian-metropolitan-area has been engulfed in a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia for the last…..uhh……..1300 years and it’s heating up as people try to pretend it’s not a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

So some funny.

Iran arrests guy for rooting for Saudi Arabian soccer team. I mean, I could see if it was the fucking Cowboys, but that’s just sad.

It’s hard to tell, but it looks as if Iran is losing (unless Obama can pull their chestnuts out of the fire), Hezbollah is going broke. ISIS is taking all that sweet, sweet, jihadi money.

I love this article.

Russians in war zone do not like questions

Whodathunkit?

So the EUnuchs talked all, “We got yer back Ukraine!!!” and then did two things, jack and shit. And Jack ran out of gum.

So how does Ukraine respond?

Ukraine Wants to Double Gas Transit Fees for Gazprom, Says Energy Minister

Heh. Fuck em all is a good philosophy when the world writes you off.

Hillary Clinton is now admitting she wants to open re-education camps for unenlightened adults.

Yay….?

So the gubmint has a terrorist hotsheet, who’s not on it? Iran and their terrorist organization, Hezbollah, they actually talk about how Iran is working on stopping terrorism.

But that’s not why I linked, this is so absurd that it scares me that it’s how I feel.

Frankly we’re kind of surprised the Tea Party was left off.

Seriously, watching how the Dems and their political/entertainment industrial complex have been working overtime to dehumanize me I’m pretty surprised they haven’t officially listed me as an enemy.

Yet. There’s still tomorrow I guess.

Which leads to this, A request by our military to conduct realistic military exercises in Texas and some in Utah with stuff going on in other 4 corner states and the area.

I’d like to know who they’re using as an enemy but I just don’t want to find out it’s me.  It sucks that Obama’s managed to make me leery of our own fucking military.

 

So what have we learned today? Not a fucking thing.

All we can do is watch exactly how ridiculous our social, moral, political and intellectual betters can get before reality intrudes, all rudely and shit, on their fantasies.

The next Sharknado movie or the reaction to one of the actors?

while conservative commentator/author Coulter will play the vp.

 

I won’t actually watch the movie, but I will almost definitely enjoy the reaction to Ann Coulter actually having the temerity to invade SYFY’s relentlessly leftist messaging.

The cause of Sharknado? Global Worming. Which, IMO, is absolutely pitch perfect. I mean, a ridiculously made up thing causes an almost as ridiculous and made up thing.

 

For those who care, Obama wasn’t totally inept when his peeps told ISIS the date of the coming invasion., they’re not going to actually invade.

I figure he was just trying to make it look as if he’s Doing Something to Degrade/Kill/Annoy ISIS so he had people just lie.

You know, business as usual.

Unless…… Maybe Obama was totally inept and our Iraqi and Iranian allies were forced to delay the invasion because of Obama. That sort of question is what makes this end of civilization interesting.

Quote Of The Decade

Posted: February 25, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

This about sums up the decade. As the Dems get worse and worse, the GOP gets Not as Worse and Not as Worse.

It wasn’t so long ago that nothing Republicans liked could pass Congress because they *only* controlled the House and could mount Senate filibusters. One election, an expanded House majority and new Senate majority later and…Harry Reid is running the entire Congress of the United States with a minority that was thrown out of power (allegedly) less than 2 months ago.

 

No fighting on immigration, as anybody who paid any attention at all knew would happen, and no bills to repeal or defund Obamacare, as expected.

 

Rudy speaks

Posted: February 21, 2015 by socklessjoe in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL

Rudy Giuliani’s remarks about Obama’s socialist influences and less-than-love for America ought to be completely unremarkable.

Unfortunately, they seem to be remarkable to many.

Everything Rudy said was well-documented in 2008 as Obama rose to stardom. The problem is that Our Betters both in the GOP and the MSM thought that stating the obvious fact of Obama’s socialism was beyond the pale. And so, now when Rudy speaks truth, still nobody is prepared to hear it since we were never allowed to establish the groundwork in 2008.

The Worst Of the 90s

Posted: February 17, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Via Ace and the Puppy Blender

Florida to define sexual intercourse.

First, do we really want Florida deciding that?

And most important, didn’t we already have this discussion in the fucking 90s?

I’ll see your transgender illegal aliens and raise you allying with Iran.

Via the Puppy Blender we see Obama’s sending in the A-Team.

BACKED BY OBAMA, IRANIAN MILITIAS MOVE TO THE FOREFRONT IN IRAQ

 

We’re doing airstrikes helping Iranian forces workimg with Iraqi forces.

 

Hey, it’s not as if he didn’t let us know about his stragety.

John Kerry suggests Iran could lead fight against Isil if US ‘fails miserably’

 

Poor world, you picked the wrong POTUS to not want to get blowed up.

Reality: Illegal immigrants have the right (!) to transgender hormone replacement IN PRISON.

Satire: Male citizens should have government sex dolls.

 

Frankly, when I wrote that humor bit, I was trying to be as absurd as possible.  I think reality has me beat.