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Preach It Brother!

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Senator Mike Lee on the latest continuing spending $trillions bill.

Since this bill was taken up in the House of Representatives, supporters of the CRomnibus have couched their support in the language of compromise. “This isn’t a perfect bill,” they say.

However, I believe it is perfect. As a representation of everything wrong with Washington, D.C, and as an example of exactly the kind of unfair, unrepresentative legislating that triggered successive electoral waves of bipartisan condemnation in 2006, 2008, 2010, and again in 2014 – the CRomnibus is perfect.

 

Exactly.

What bothers me about this is when a politician says something so good they’re almost always just saying what they think I want to hear.

In other words, they don’t mean it. I would hope he does, but it doesn’t really matter. What can “out” congresscritters do against their own party ‘leaders’?

Speaking of which,  I found this site, approved by the GOP leadership.

I like this one.

GOP Voter Device

 

 

Good Intentions Paving Company

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Presented with title as commentary.

US Secretary of State John Kerry met with his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov in Rome on Sunday as the US tries to diffuse tensions over recognition of a Palestinian state.

Various UN resolutions are being proposed as countries such as Germany France and Jordon hope to use the Security Council to end the Palestinian Israeli conflict.

So Congress passed the continuing spending $trillions resolution

Will they pass a budget when the whole shebang is in GOP hands?

Of course not. Obama will veto the first budget in years and the GOP just knows they’ll be blamed for the shutdown so they won’t even fight, they’ll just keep passing continuing spending $trillions resolutions.

The worst part? It’s financing only the “discretionary” stuff not the entitlements. In other words, they need a bill for the stuff gov’t is supposed to do and the stuff it’s not supposed to do happens automatically.

Nobody but reality can fix that shit and the GOP and the Dems are refusing even to accept we have a problem.

And what to the Dems do?

They release a “torture” report that has no recommendations that cost $40 million that only serves to give China and North Korea a chance to bash us while Minitrue solemnly nods their plastic heads.

Obama and the Dems keep saying it’s a mea culpa, America got something wrong and we’re admitting it!

But it’s really a thea culpa, they’re blaming it all on the CIA saying they had no idea what was going on.

You know, even though we all knew what was going on.

It’s mostly a distraction thing that allows Minitrue to talk about that instead of any IRS/Benghazi/ISIS/ebola/Fast and Furious… news.

We’re fucked.

A GOP who won’t fight and Dems who get away with the slimiest, most scummy things imaginable.

I had high hopes the Ferguson/NYC riots would spread to some real unrest so we could get to the martial law that Obama’s so obviously pining for, but I forgot when we are.

Instead of spreading all over they’ve mostly just destroyed stuff in the parts of Ferguson where the Social Injustice took place and got some hippies in Berkeley beat up.

It’s hard to be against riots when that happens.

How long?

Posted: December 7, 2014 by socklessjoe in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution

Part of a real conversation I had with my dad, only semi-jokingly.

Dad – I wonder how long it will be until they release the documents showing that Obama represented himself as a foreign student.

Me – Probably about 80 years or so.

Dad – Maybe not until the end of the United States.

Me – Oh, so like in 30 years or so.

First, a Drudgetaposition that made me laugh.

Missouri state senator: This is race war!

Most Businesses that were mostly-peacefully destroyed were minority owned.

Watching all the lefties excuse the riots as “people trying to start a necesary dialogue on how police do their jobs” is pissing me off. The kid attacked a cop, kept attacking after he was shot and somehow, that’s a teachable moment about how blacks don’t trust cops. It’s more of a teachable moment about how Democrats are trying to divide Americans against each other.

Case in point, Obama talking about Ferguson on the 24th, .

They have deep roots in many communities of color who have a sense that our laws are not always being enforced uniformly or fairly.  That may not be true everywhere, and it’s certainly not true for the vast majority of law enforcement officials, but that’s an impression that folks have and it’s not just made up.

 

Asshole, It’s not made up but it’s touted by assholes like you.

Obama is POTUS, he shouldn’t be validating their hatred. I would say he needs to explain that the kid was not Saint Hands Up but a thug who put himself in a position where his death was likely, did nobody watch Chris Rock’s vid on how not to get shot by the cops? below, but Obama cannot do that. He divides to rule.

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And we know certain things work.  We know that if we train police properly, that that improves policing and makes people feel that the system is fair.  We know that when we have a police force that is representative of the communities it’s serving that makes a difference.

And we know that when there’s clear accountability and transparency when something happens that makes a difference.

We had a well-trained cop and fair system and no charges were filed but the Mob, egged on by Oama’s admin and their Minitrue toadies, refused to admit that the 6’+, 300lb “boy” was accountable for his actions and demanded a head and you’re here justifying it.

because the problem is not just a Ferguson problem, it is an American problem.

Yeah, it’s you you fucking Chicago-Machine, far-left, anti-democratic asshole.

 

So on to splitting us up over immigration while allowing his Minitrue toadies and the GOP establishment to call me a hateful racist for having a problem with people whose first act in my country being to break the law and then committing all manner of fraud to stay here, crimes that would land me in jail but it’s apparently understandable because of Teh Hatred and Racism!!!!!!!

 If you look at the history of immigration in this country, each successive wave, there have been periods where the folks who were already here suddenly say, well, I don’t want those folks.  Even though the only people who have the right to say that are some Native Americans.

 

Notice the side-stepping of the whole “Illegal” part. Asshole.

Next, WTF? We took this land fair and square.The people here before us killed and ate the people here before them so they had the land by right of conquest.

And don’t say, “It’s IndiansAmerican IndiansNative American…First People and therefore not the same because that’s racist and paternalistic. If you think the Arapahoe would be any happier at losing their land to Apache than whitey, well, that’s just stupid.

Then he puts some numbers on our asses.

One study a few years ago found that immigrants start more than a quarter of all new businesses in the United States

Of course, he’s probably lying, but even if not, how many of those were illegals and how many were legals?

Notice whenever supporters of illegal immigrants always leave out the “illegal” part, Minitrue tries to make it verboten to even note they’re here illegally.

Divide and rule. It worked for Cortez, Obama of course is going the opposite way. Installing a God-King instead of deposing one.

 

 

 

 

 

As with the Religion of Peace, the felonious thugs in Ferguson are accorded more rights than the people who live and have businesses there.

Via Ace, we have this from Missouri Lt.Gov. Kinder

Why were they not in there at the first sign of an overturned police car, or a smashed police car window, with a show of force that would have stopped this? And here’s my question that the governor must answer: Is the reason that the National Guard was not in there because the Obama administration and the Holder Justice Department leaned on you to keep them out? I cannot imagine any other reason,” Kinder said.

 

You know that if they deign to answer a question about this decision they’ll say they didn’t want to exacerbate the situation.

You know, because they wouldn’t want to incite the mostly-peaceful protestors or 20 or more buildings and businesses  might be burned and/or looted.

Assholes. As if they should be more solicitous of thugs and felons than the people they’re performing their felonious acts on.

So what’s on deck for tonight?

The media have been blaring the news about reporters being injured, I can see some thug thinking it’ll be funny if a reporters gets killed live on TV.

Hell, I can see some producers thinking that would be cool.

They’re saying now that they’ll more Guardsmen on duty.

Now that everybody is wound up, both the protestors and the people who are going to try to keep order.

Should be interesting,

Especially since I’d bet the mostly-peaceful protestors there tonight will be the ones who are even more mostly-peaceful than the norm.

It’s going to be a busy couple days, we get to watch Ferguson tonight and then tomorrow the blizzard in the northeast.

 

High Lariously Hilarious

Posted: November 24, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Hagel was asked to leave.(updated with link that I forgot earlier)

Why is that high-larious?

He raised the ire of the White House in August as the administration was ramping up its strategy to fight the Islamic State, directly contradicting the president, who months before had likened the Sunni militant group to a junior varsity basketball squad. Mr. Hagel, facing reporters in his now-familiar role next to General Dempsey, called the Islamic State an “imminent threat to every interest we have,” adding, “This is beyond anything that we’ve seen.”

 

He was fired for being competent.

Think of that. Chuck, “Nobody will take my calls” Hagel is one of the few people in the world who can make J Effin Kerry look not a total idiot, who can make Biden look like a foreign policy genius and he was fired for competence.

C’mon. That’s darn funny.