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I’ll tell you what sup.

Life imitates Camus!

A Chinese city has been sealed off and 151 people have been placed in quarantine since last week after a man died of bubonic plague

 

Ugh.  These are people who have less regard for life than French colonizers, that’s not going to end well.

 

So not only is Tsar Putin I’s state media (they’re like MSNBC  and CNN but they have to be forced to lie for their Dear Leader) lying ridiculously about his Cossacks shooting down a civilian plane, but now he’s sick and tired of Teh Peepul acting all upset and stuff.

Russian President Vladimir Putin signed several laws on July 22, increasing liability for separatism and violation of regulations for holding rallies.

 

I just hope Obama does not get any ideas on that.

You have to like the bit about cracking down on “calls for separatism” as he’s fomenting separatism in other countries. That’s a nice touch.

Speaking of evil empires,

Identifying Backdoors, Attack Points, and Surveillance Mechanisms in iOS Devices… In his talk Zdziarski demonstrates “a number of undocumented high-value forensic services running on every iOS device” and “suspicious design omissions in iOS that make collection easier.”

So what do you think, murderous, commie, Chinese dictators having their slaves put it in or just Apple being Apple?

They’ve both been watching Google pretty closely after all so that’s a tough call.

 

A rare disagreement between Veeshir and Israel.

Israeli envy says country deserves Nobel Prize for “restraint”

Really? You people want to be grouped with the Arafish, Kofi, What-Genocide?, Annan and Obama? I respect Israel far too much to want that to happen.

You’ve seen that commercial about the “Framily Plan” where Gordahn shows up uninvited? Well, in real life his name is J. Effin Kerry.

Michael Oren, who until recently served as Israel’s ambassador in Washington, said Monday that US envoy John Kerry was coming to the region despite Sunday’s hot-mic incident making it clear that he had not been invited.

Okay, that’s funny and shows that, despite the faux pas on the Nobel, Israel still has its head on straight.

I wonder if that had something to do with the Obama admin canceling flights to Israel? He’s petty enough for that so…

 

This one is pretty darn funny too.

A conservative of color had the unmitigated gall to show up to a Democratic Front Group’s gathering (NAACP edition) and was rightly attacked in a vicious manner, but that’s just expected and not funny.

This quote from the article is what’s funny.

*Note: FreedomWorks is not funded by the Koch brothers.

Heh. disassociating themselves from an evil empire is kinda funny.

 

Geez, I just want to send the “children”, their parents and gang-banger friends back to their own countries, but Pelosi apparently wants us to crucify them.  She wants us to treat them like Jesus.

Hard core but probably a little overreactive.

 

I don’t get the problem with this.

Stoners in Colorado are using their EBT cards (not food stamps, just regular welfare) at pot dispensaries.

If it’s the Most Evil Thing In The World to drug test welfare recipients and pot is legal, why should anybody have any problem with this?

 

I haven’t seen this link any where for a long time so I’ll post it.

If you’re so inclined, these guys deliver pizzas to IDF soldiers on the frontline. Pizza for the IDF you can attach a message if you’re so inclined. .

So dat’s what sup.

I’ve said the Dutch are furiously impotent on the international stage (LINK ADDED) and I absolutely believe that.

They might be able to invade, and win, if Luxembourg pissed them off enough, but possibly not.

The point.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has one last chance to show he is serious about helping rescuers recover the bodies of the victims of the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, the Dutch prime minister said on Saturday.

 

Oooohhhh, I’m sure Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. So much so that CNN has been showing his Cossacks taking the black boxes from the flight and looting the bodies from the crash scene.

He’s even less worried about them than he is about anything Obama says, and that’s saying something.

Obama is busy drawing red lines and the rest of the EUnuchs are all frowning furiously at him and he cares not at all.

What are the EUnuchs or Obama going to do?

Consider that we are counting on Russia’s help with Syria, Iran and to get to the ISS while the EUnuchs count on him for their energy needs.

You know what scares Tsars? More powerful armies and the will to use them. Nobody in EUnuchstan has either and America has the might but not the will. Our foreign policy team is Obama, J Effin Kerry and Chuck, Nobody Will Take My Calls, Hagel.

They’re like the Three Stooges except feckless and even dumber.

 

Important, Unrelated Funny and Endy Update!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Thursday, UNRWA confirmed that 20 rockets had been found in one of its vacant schools in Gaza.

…UNRWA workers called Hamas to come remove them.

 

After watching CNN broadcast Terrorstanian propaganda this is not as funny, but still pretty darn endy.

 

FEOCE Strikes!!!!!

Posted: July 19, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

I realize it’s not funny, but it is.

Quoth Tsar Putin I’s Cossacks.

It was like that when I got here.

According to Girkin, the plane’s passengers were already dead when the plane went down.

 

Seriously.

 

Again. Still (fixed V)

A few years ago I was called all manner of names including stupid and ignorant because I said that there was no such thing as International Law. I’m not saying who that was, they know who they are.

In relation to the murderous actions of the Tsar Putin I’s modern Cossacks, would anybody still like to tell me that there is such a thing as International Law?

Tsar Putin I’s proxy thugs broke “International Law” by unprovokedly  murdering civilians and there will be no repercussions except insofar as Ukraine kills these murderous sponsorees of Tsar Putin I.

 

So as I said back then, there is no International Law, there are only treaties.

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!!! Wherein The Wash Post Are Assholes (still)

 

I’ll give you assholes a hint, that would be accurate if you had Hamas holding children in front as Netanyahu tries to punch them and avoid the children.

 

Dear American Jews, this is how today’s tolerant lefties view you.

Via Weasel Zippers

Huh, I always thought Haley Barbour was from Mississippi.

 

It should be “Phillip Yermouth Wifarts”, but other than that it’s pitch perfect.

Via the Outrider.

Related

And he (From the Haley Barbour camp V) is not distancing himself from the inflammatory ads. In fact, he says they were deserved because McDaniel and his tea-party supporters criticized Cochran’s outreach to black voters and “tried to intimidate African Americans from voting.”

 

Saw that at Ace’s

A drudgetaposition

Malaysian Airline goes down near Ukrainian/Russian border.

Russia tells UN they did not shoot down Ukrainian jet. (update to make it clear They’re talking about a Ukrainian Sukov not the Malaysian air jet in that link)

 

Hmmmmmm, methinks things just got interesting. If, as I believe, the Tsarists shot down a flight from Amsterdam then the EUnuchs have to either do something about it or blame the Jews.

Not sure which way they’ll go.

Above the Update, Bababooey Update!!!!!

You have to love the follow-up question.

Now, back to our other, not all that funny, update.

UPDATE:

Apparently there were Americans on board, so I guess it wasn’t the Jews, Obama will soon blame Bush.

Via the Jawas, we get this tweeter with this tweet.

 

Which links to a youtube audio in Russian (I assume), the Jawas have a translation that says,

Igor Bezler: We have just shot down a plane. Group Minera. It fell down beyond Yenakievo.

Vasili Geranin: Pilots. Where are the pilots?

IB: Gone to search for and photograph the plane. Its smoking.

VG: How many minutes ago?

IB: About 30 minutes ago.

and then it goes on with them finding out it was a civilian plane

It does have the tweet of the day (I can’t figure out how to embed a tweet, I tried above it and it didn’t work)

You go to with the drunk lunatic Russian militias you have, not the drunk lunatic Russian militias you want.

 

 

IRS Scandal Day 434.

The Justice Department is Investigating The Lost Emails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I foresee a Tom Sawyer investigation, whitewash all the way.

They’re just throwing fish to get the media to blow their squeezebulbs like some trained seals so they can tell the unwashed masses that SOMETHING IS BEING DONE!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

There will be no legal repercussions, not a person at the IRS will ever be prosecuted.

Holder isn’t going to do it, Congress won’t do it and the media is totally uninterested in it except to occasionally whitewash it.

Even if the GOP totally takes over the Gov’t in 2016, they will not do shit.

 

We’re living in a nannarchical bureaucratic state where our rulers are absolutely unaccountable to the ruled.

Remember the huge brouhaha over not allowing the TSA to unionize? The one the anti-union forces ‘won’?

Well they are now unionized and the GOP in Congress did exactly jack and shit about it.

Shut up and give us your money prole.

Rights Debased

Posted: July 16, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

When everything is a right, nothing is.

Or something, I don’t know. I just blog here so don’t expect me to make sense.

Especially when the world doesn’t make any sense to me.

Case in point.

This one opens with a howler.

Over the years, nonprofits have become terribly polite

 

Hardee har har har.  I wonder, do they include various Tea Party non-profits in that? Try to guess.

watching low-income Detroiters lose access to running water is watching a violation of human rights and, in terms of nonprofit activism, a civil rights cause.

Water is a human right, and according to the new definition of a ” human right”, someone else has to pay for it.

with a largely African-American population deprived of the basic necessities of life

 

It’s just like Selma, they’re not paying for their water and it was cut off so SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE.

So what’s to be done?

High-larity.

A Call for Assistance in the Efforts to Halt Racism, Racial Discrimination and Acts of Genocide Directed Towards the People of the City of Detroit in the United States of America

 

Get it? Turning off the water of people who won’t pay for it is GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, turning off the water of people who won’t pay for it is also:

We are charging that deliberate actions by the State of Michigan through its Governor Rick Snyder and majority right-wing legislative bodies are calculated and well-planned to foster the disempowerment of the African American people. This program is specifically designed to destroy the political and social gains made by the African American people, but also severely impacts negatively the labor movement, social justice organizations and all other historically affected groups facing national discrimination and class oppression in the United States.

 

It’s the same as slavery to make black people support themselves, according to these people.

It sounds an awful lot like White Man’s Burden to me, but then, I’m must an evil reich-winger who expects people to take responsibility for themselves.

 

If this was in a dystopian book people would make fun of it for being too stupid, but since it’s the Funniest End of Civilization Ever, it’s not even newsworthy.

Embattled PA Governor Tom Corbett signed the annual budget bill several days late, line-item vetoing some appropriations for the Legislature, instructing them to fix the state employee pension system. He did so in style.

You're number one!

You’re number one!

It pains me greatly that Corbett will probably lose re-election. And while he can certainly be blamed in part for poor relationships with the legislative leaders, the cold hard fact is that the Legislature deserves an unambiguous middle finger.

They have not passed pension reform.
They have not passed liquor privatization, or even “modernization”, the near-beer version of de-Sovietizing our idiotic laws regarding the sale of alcohol.

This is, by the way, and ostensibly Republican-controlled Legislature.

Heaven forbid they enact Paycheck Protection, one of the only things that could blunt the institutional power of the commie labor unions that really control this state.

I know the legislators are pissed. I know they can’t wait until Tom Wolf is Governor so they can raise taxes and spend until the cows come home, and go on pretending that nothing is wrong.

Word of warning to the NRCC – watch for collateral damage. Case study: Melissa Hart.

(more…)

Arrrrtards

Posted: July 10, 2014 by veeshir in FAIL, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC

Semi-Related But Really Just Not Worth Its Own Post Update Below!!!!!

I’m pretty confused about this. Not about the base story, I’ll get to the confusion later.

It’s a story about a Slate article on a horrible thing doctors are doing to children.

…is an overwrought, almost hysterical Slate opinion piece about an exceptional act of cruelty visited upon every child born in a Western hospital. When I started reading the article, I assumed that the exceptional act of cruelty was going to be circumcision.  This assumption made less and less sense the more I read…

I next thought that the horrible thing being done to children was vaccinations, but that couldn’t be right. Newborns don’t get vaccinations, and this opinion piece was quite clearly focused on newborns….

 

Wait for it…wait for it…..

It was only as I kept on reading that I realized the real terror visited upon children unlucky enough to be born in hospitals: doctors look at their external genitalia and, based upon what they see, they assign a gender designation to the child.

 

Get it? Looking at whether the child has an innie or an outie to determine sex is oppression.

So my confusion, after the monkey fishing deal, why the hell does anybody ever take Slate seriously?

But then, I’m still trying to figure out why people read and report on anything Politico does since one of their first big articles was a lying hit job on Teh Fred that was thoroughly discredited and shown to be a lie when video of the event came out.

Update with better link for the hit job with quote

but that he doctored a quote to make his article appear all the more damning.

 

 

Now that I think about it, that actually makes a little sense. The pooh-baaaaas in the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party didn’t like Teh Fred any more than they like me so the only push back is from assholes like me who judge people on their actions and not the purty words or correct accent coming out of their mouths.

 

Saw this at Ace but it was pretty much a blind link so I figured nobody who reads here and there clicked it. Not sure why did, bored I guess.

 

 Update:Speaking of people we should not pay attention to, I give you:

Peggy Noonan, she of the multi-year process of figuring out that, despite what all the important people know, Obama is a Chicago-Machine politician and always acts that way.

There is every sign he let the crisis on the border build to put heat on Republicans and make them pass his idea of good immigration reform. …

The little children…are pawns in a larger game. That game is run by adults. How cold do you have to be to use children in this way?

 

You stupid bint. Pay attention!

Or rather, learn something even though you already know far too much to every learn anything.