Archive for the ‘Funniest End of Civilization Evah’ Category

Tim Blair, noticer of things that leftists do not want noticed,  notices this story:

A case of female genital mutilation (FGM) is reported in England every 109 minutes, official health figures show.

Some 2421 instances of mutilation were reported from April 2015 to September 2015 -…

Experts say the figures…are just the ‘tip of the iceberg’….

And then notices this:

Observe also that the Press Association’s report doesn’t offer any reasons why female genital mutilation is increasing in England.


Nowhere in that story are the words “Islam”, “Muslim” or anything to do with the culture of the people involved.

In (Great) Britain, the savages are taking over and the Brits apparently okay with it.

In Europe they’re importing vicious savages and attacking the people who notice they’re acting like savages.

This will not end well.

In another case of our fine media betters not caring that who they support is a vicious savage, Blue’s Blog has this.

hilary's problem

That’s bothered me for a long time too and why I figured the Benghazi deal would not affect her, the media frames it all as “The GOP is going after Hillary….again!”

I will say that Iowa had better hope she doesn’t become POTUS, she is not known for her forgiving attitude toward disrespect and they boned her twice.


A Metaphor

Posted: February 4, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

This story is a metaphor for America.

Employees claim they began breaking out restaurant windows after receiving the prank call from a person who said there was a gas leak at the Burger King. Employees then broke out more than a dozen windows and one employee crashed his dodge through the front doors, allegedly to provide ventilation.


Our fine Establishment betters, Minitrue and the rest of the Democratic/media, industrial-complex are making the prank call, the rest of us are running around smashing the place up.

I have to admit, having a Dodge fill in for SMOD is a nice touch.


First Worf!!!!!!!!!

Posted: February 1, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Weasel Zippers links a mediate story about this tweet from Rupert Murdoch


Hillary email troubles get really serious. WH has surprising alternates if things get worse.

(emphasis me V)

I have a horribly hilarious feeling that the hilariously destructive option for America will be an Obama third term.

The wait even makes sense. This way M’Shell doesn’t have to worry about pesky debates, where she would look like an idiot, or even much campaigning.

Minitrue will do her campaigning after all.

Remember, think of the funniest, most destructive thing you can think of, something evenworse than a Trump-Sanders election, and that’s what’s going to happen.


Europe’s tragedy: Too much Angela Merkel, too little masculinity

I’m not sure how many words are actually in that article, but I think this pic summarizes it fairly accurately.



Saw the story at the Puppy Blender‘s, got the pic, I think, from the Lonely Libertarian.

In an update to the link the other day about being able to keep your outie and still competing in women’s Olympic sports, we see this Puppy Blender link

New Olympic Policy Will Allow Men To Compete As Women (and Vice Versa). “It means what you think it means: THE TOTAL RUINATION OF BEACH VOLLEYBALL.”


Apcray,  no more hotties on the sand. We’ll look fondly back on the golden age of Misty May and Kerry Walsh as we (don’t) stare at some hairy, guys’ ass. Summer Olympics will be nearly unwatchable.

For the funny, we have this image with this link




The aviation fuel, the diesel for the truck, and the oil burned to heat the water, could produce more electricity (at the right time to meet demand) than the unfrozen wind turbine could ever produce. (Before it freezes up again).


And that’s not even including the original energy to make the turbine in the first place.In other words, wind power uses more energy than it produces.

Remember, Green Science is neither.


A little personal business, Kagogi the Destroyer getting all cute and cuddly.


In case it’s not obvious,



His back is leaning on a Saguaro cactus and his ass is leaning into a barrel cactus.

He usually sleeps the other way, with his ass hitting the saguaro and his back hitting the barrel catus, it’s more comfortable, apparently, to rest his head on the little, stone wall.

It’s funny how soft and cuddly he looks in that position.


I’ll Stick Up For Her

Posted: January 24, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Quoth Hillary (Click carefully, that’s one of those “Busy” sites)

“Anybody who thinks they can buy me doesn’t know me,”


I agree, she can only be rented.

So the question I have for this story

Transgender athletes will no longer be required to undergo gender reassignment surgery…

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) reportedly updated its transgender guidelines at an unpublicized “Consensus Meeting on Sex Reassignment and Hyperandrogenism” …

“To require surgical anatomical changes as a pre-condition to participation is not necessary to preserve fair competition and may be inconsistent with developing legislation and notions of human rights,”


Is: Which video better illustrates it

This one


or this one


Eh, either way the next Olympics are going to be hilarious as men don a dress, some make-up and start winning wymyn’s gold medals and all Teh Haters get their hate on.

Sane people will call it crazy, the LGBTXRPGHADAFFY community will freak out over the haters and most lefties will be unsure which favored-status-group to support because the people who tell them what to think won’t be able to get their Consensus on.

That’s gonna be funny.