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Unless this….

Dick Clark

… involves this…

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I’m not interested.

Or, hidden in plain sight.

 

 

Okay, that’s awesome.

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Via the pretentious types at i Own the World.

 

 

A question, is this very cool or extremely lame?

The commander of the U.S. Navy’s sleek new guided-missile destroyer, which launched late last week in Maine, has a name to match its space-age look: Captain Kirk.

Seriously, I can’t decide.

 

I don’t think any of us thought that Silk Road was being run from any location in the US.   Not if the owner/operator, Ross Ulbricht was smart, anyway. Not that he’s not book smart, he’s got degrees in physics and chemistry, but he was extraordinarily careless in keeping his identity hidden. I don’t know if this was lack of knowledge of how to hide and protect himself from prying eyes (doubtful) or if Ulbricht’s hubris was so great that he thought he couldn’t be traced. The FBI claims that evidence was obtained through monitoring the administrator login and through making purchases through the site, but would any of us be surprised if the NSA had a hand in this?

This would be a fun trial to watch if it weren’t for the side issues of murder for hire, computer hacking, fraud, etc. There are so many privacy and liberty issues tied up in the existence and use of Silk Road, as many of the ‘victimless crimes’ have found a home there. Ulbricht’s defense could probably run something along the same lines as why the creator of BitTorrent has never been prosecuted, except for the minor issues of hiring a hit on someone who was blackmailing him and obtaining a counterfeit identity.

It’s going to be interesting to see what happens to Bitcoin market value over the next few weeks and months. The largest place to spend them is shut down, so the demand won’t be as high, but at the same time tens of millions of Bitcoins were seized so the number of Bitcoins on the market is greatly decreased.

Up, up, down, down…

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I completely forget where I nicked this from. If I remember I’ll put a link in.

There’s so much fail here, I don’t know where to start. For $800K, I would have gladly fixed all their computers, guaranteed.

[The Economic Development Administration, who, incidentally, have an ugly-assed website]‘s CIO, fearing that the agency was under attack from a nation-state, insisted instead on a policy of physical destruction. The EDA destroyed not only (uninfected) desktop computers but also printers, cameras, keyboards, and even mice. The destruction only stopped—sparing $3 million of equipment—because the agency had run out of money to pay for destroying the hardware.

As best I can figure, this is the EDA’s broken windows attempt at fixing the economy.

Two totally different movies, both just happening to revolve around some apocalyptic scenario.

“This is the End” was very disappointing.  I mean, I knew it was going to be dumb — that was the premise.  But it was idiotic, and not particularly funny, unless you find the consumption of copious amounts of drugs to be inherently funny.

I mean, there are stoner flicks, where people get high and do dumb things have wacky adventures, and there are movies where drugs are part of the main plot, and there are movies where there is incidental drug use that’s about setting and character development, and of course, some overlap among those three categories. But the first, I dunno, twenty minutes or so of this film is basically and ode to recreational drugs, first and foremost weed, to little apparent cinematic end.  Ok, coked-out Michael Cera was mildly amusing.

Seth Rogen smokes weed? You don’t say…

Anyway, the movie has its moments, but most of those were in the trailer.  I give it a 3 on a 10-scale.

“World War Z” was about a 6.5 on a 10-scale.  Disclaimer: I have had no exposure to the source material.  As a basic horror film it was a little light on the gore.  There is very little character development of anybody other than Brad Pitt, and not much there either.

The IDF chick is sorta cute despite the GI-Jane haircut.  She sticks with Pitt longer than anybody else during his adventures, but we never really learn anything about her either.

Zombie films need to be either about (1) the interaction of the survivors, (2) the development of some sort of Christ-figure capable of saving everybody, or (3) pure gore and terror.  WW-Z was light on all three.

To the extent that WW-Z was at all terrifying, it was through the use of not just fast-zombies, but crystal-meth fast zombies in the opening scene.  I mean, it was practically a river of zekes flowing through the streets of Philadelphia.  When you start questioning the plausibility of the zombie apocalypse scenario in a zombie film, that’s not exactly starting out on the right foot.

The end was anticlimactic.  I suppose in this sense they were probably bound by the source material, but I really couldn’t know that for sure.  If you like zombie movies, go see it, but if you’re on the fence about this one, just go ahead and skip it.

Anybody see Man of Steel?

Edition.

First, via the Jawas we get  a link with a quote.

Catholic priests say they are living in fear after a clergyman was murdered on the final day of a music festival promoting religious tolerance.

So who else was involved? You can’t tell the players without a program.

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I’ll try my hand at a Drudgetaposition.

Christie not invited to CPAC

Christie announces expansion of medicare.

Via Wyatt, I finally looked at that article where Kerry called Americans idiots, I didn’t realize he wasn’t in America when he said that (Kerry, not Wyatt).

If he had been in his home nation I wouldn’t have had a problem with him saying what we all know he ‘thinks’,  but he wasn’t in France, he was in fucking Germany.  Asshole.

I like Michael Z. Williamson’s books, so I felt bad about making fun of his “Manly Guns” list (I still think it wasn’t good with the AK being ridiculous on that list), so I’m happy I get to link him with an Atta Boy.

Headline

Vice President Shithead Doesn’t Understand The Constitution

Then he starts to explain why, beginning with this

“How can I say this politely?

Not sure, but you made a good start.

Next time you’re thinking how counter-productive the minimum wage is, ponder this Aussie nannarchism. This is  that Aussie pub owner in Queensland that I like linking, talking about the gov’t mandated pay rates for his employees.

The payscale section of the industrial award  or instrument (not my terminology) that applies to the Wayside Tavern has 962 pay rates, yes Nine-Hundred-and-Sixty-Two.(emphasis original V)

He says, “Why not a thousand?”

Cuz that would just be ridiculous.

Okay, this one is darn funny.  As we all know (or not), in EUnuchstan they kept finding horse meat in everything a week or two ago., Well, in South Africa they’re finding

Soya, donkey, goat, water buffalo and plant material were found in up to 68 percent of the 139 minced meats, burger patties, delicatessen meats, sausages and dried meats tested by the university.

Well duh. I’d be happy it’s not people. I just hope nobody checks the food in the Congo. I’d bet that pork loin was long pig.

When I was in Kenya in 1984, my buddy was living there so we just rented a Suzuki Samurai and cruised all over,.  I ate red curry “kabob and chips” everywhere. If they had refrigeration, plates and silverware, I would even eat the cole slaw. Often they didn’t, it was just some shack with a bubbling pot of oil for french fries and a rusty car fender over a fire for cooking kabob.

I didn’t want to know what the hell meat I was eating, I was mostly hoping it wasn’t people. I’d bet a dollar I’ve eaten baboon, monkey, water buffalo and maybe even lion if I was lucky.

A little Veeshir Vlashback. I was looking for something else when I saw this Round the Tubes  link. It’s from one of the previous times the debt “crisis” was GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!! (the subtitle’s “Game Over Man, Game Over!)

First, even if Congress makes a “Deal”, all it’s going to do is attempt to kick the can down the road. They’ll just raise the borrowing limit (because this time, THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!, they’re going to fix the US fiscal state), before not cutting shit. Hell, they can ‘t even “cut” the increases, does anybody think they can actually cut spending in the way anybody not of our self-proclaimed Elite would think of it? If so, I have some prime beach land for sale, sure you can’t quite see the ocean from here, but it’s very sandy and sunny.

Wash, rinse, raise my taxes. Repeat. Well, at least this time we’ll have the hilarity of them all freaking out over there being no budget that they’ll fix by passing a continuing spending resolution instead of  a budget. You see, earmarks are only in budgets and they can pretend that they haven’t “budgeted” a deficit if they don’t have one.

Now something that I hope is for real. I can’t really quote any parts out, if you’re into the details, check it out. It looks plausible, if you accept the premise that carbon can be used to make batteries.

These dudes think they have a  totally new, cheap, very efficient battery.

I hope so, because the state of battery technology is not very good, we just can’t make them clean or very efficient. Those are clean to produce and supposedly efficient.

I’m not sure about how polluting they’d be to dispose (I don’t know if they’d have battery acid), but a battery that is not an ecological nightmare to produce and is efficient would be awesome.

I expect all Green Scientists to fight this tooth and nail, because green science is neither and that battery would be both.

Eh, maybe they could make ‘em with a hammer and sickle logo to get Global Warmmongers onboard.

Don’t forget, check out This Ain’t Hell to see who to vote for and then check out the cheerleaders. I suggest you look very closely at all the pictures at the second link and then vote for the two at the first link.

Post needs pics, hmmmm, perhaps something yellow and soft to make John Effin Kerry feel welcome.

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Round the Tubes, stealing from S. Weasel edition.

So the Sun is still messing with solar scientists. A sunspot unleashed another solar flare they’re all excited about, but this is the part I’m talking about, I’ve read this same sentence  or one like it in a bunch of articles about the Sun over the last 10 years.

This could be the sunspot that breaks the recent lengthy spell of calm space weather around our planet.”

 

And still the Sun keeps not being as active as they’re used to.

 

This is a couple days old, but still darn funny. Drudge put pictures of Stalin and Hitler next to the story about Obama trying to take my guns, our fine journalistic betters were appropriately OUTRAGED!!!!!, apparently, comparing POTUS to Hitler is verboten.

Chimpy McBusHitler was unavailable for comment.

Funny site of the day. Yes, DPUD is linking “senatorfeinstein.com”, why?

Dear Dianne,

I do not need to be told by a politician or a lawyer what the meaning liberty is…

What do you really think you are going to get by attempting to disarm the American Public? I hope that peace is possible but I Promise you that there are many in this country who will uphold their oath to defend the constitution from all enemies both foreign and domestic.

Try it! Lets see what happens

 

I look forward to Feinstein trying to strong arm them into giving up the domain.

Now on to just giving the blog to S. Weasel.

Here we have people who go to the Thames to look for stuff that people have been throwing in the Thames for hundreds of years. They find all manner of stuff, some from last week and some from Romans.

Notice, however, how unfree they are. Quoth Stoaty

To metal detect along the Thames, you need a license from the Port of London Authority…. There are only about fifty people with a license at the moment.

Imagine that, you can’t use a metal detector without a permit. WTF??????????

 

She was on a Doom kick, not the new-normal, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! doom, but the video game.

Doom comic!!!!

As Stoaty says,

What do you do for dialogue when your plot consists of some guy running at full tilt through a building shooting stuff? Well, these folks decided to go with Doom Guy’s stream of consciousness.

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This is something between Ripley’s hissed version of You Are My Lucky Star while she shoots the alien out the airlock, and that dog who REALLY fucking wants him some Kibbles ‘n’ Bits.

 

That’s exactly what it’s like.

And now for a word from our sponsor.

Doom!

S. Weasel’s fine line of “Let It Burn” merchandise.

Have fun everybody, and remember, Doom!

 

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Posted: January 11, 2013 by veeshir in FAIL, Geektasticity, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Important update: Yeah, I probably should have linked the story.

I have no idea what CES is or why it’s noteworthy that Microsoft didn’t open it (Qualcomm did), but I do know that this review in pics and tweets is pretty darn… well, a taste.

Desmond Tutu: finally, something weirder than an exec talking to Big Bird while wearing another Big Bird’s skin. #qualcomm #ces

That’s my favorite type of larious. High.

It’s as if the crowd watching Shatner sing Rocket Man realized it was unintentionally hilarious and started pointing and laughing.

Which I cannot understand why they did not do just that.

Crap, forgot to H/T it,

Thanks ninme. I still have no idea what a ninme is, but I do know it likes cats and making me laugh.

One out of two isn’t bad.