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A Winner and a Loser

Posted: March 9, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, L.L.A.P.H., Win!

The winner

1911 knife full

My buddy got his 1911 knife from Mark Knapp, it came with the survival stuff you see that fits into the handle in the cut-away Colt 1911 mag and also with an extra, actual Colt 1911 mag.

And the loser, illustrated!

karl rove super genius

Don’t forget, we need to trust the establishment types because they’re all smarter than anybody and shit.

Mostly and shit.

Forgot to say, pic stolen from Doug Ross

Christie To CPAC

Posted: March 6, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL

MSNBC hardest fapping.

christie campaign tour

With thanks to AliceH for the pic.

I’ve been saying for a while that the Dems want a little over a $trillion budget deficit while the GOP wants a little less.

I wuz wrong.

The debt of the U.S. government has increased by $2.678 trillion in the 2.5 years since House Speaker John Boehner (R.-Ohio) completed his first deal to put legislation increasing the debt limit through a Republican-controlled House of Representatives.

Sorry for any confusion.

I’ve said that Obama was a lying sack of shit for saying that there wasn’t a smidgeon of corruption at the IRS.

I wuz wrong.

…83% were right-leaning. And of the groups the IRS selected for audit, 100% were right-leaning. (Italics in original V)

That’s not a smidgeon, that’s a shitload.

Sorry for any confusion.

I thought the military were a bunch of fucking assholes for sending an officer to jail for the killing of a murderous jihadi in Iraq during a war.

I wuz wrong.

Army 1LT Michael Behenna has won parole. Apparently he was notified that his clemency request was denied but the parole request was granted.

They’re fucking assholes for not pardoning him but slightly less assholish for at least letting him out of Leavenworth.

The other day I was looking for something else and saw a link to Commentary Mag, I wasn’t sure if Commentary was trustworthy or not so I clicked around and saw this article about the Presbyterian Church declaring war on Judaism so I figured they were sensationalists making crap up and didn’t use the link.

I wuz wrong.

Moreover, IPMN’s book argues, the American Jewish community actively stifles dissent against the Zionist narrative, taking advantage of the “ignorance and passivity of many liberal American Jews.”

IPMN is the Israel Palestine Mission Network.

Sorry for any confusion in not trusting them the other day.

I’ve been saying for a while that the truck bomb war in Lebanon would be heating up.

I wuz wrong.

The general strategy of the regime and its allies will likely take the form of fierce aerial bombardment followed by a ground campaign….

They’ve going the conventional warfare route.

Sorry for any confusion.

I didn’t think Hassan Nasrallah could make me laugh in any way except watching him get blown up.

I wuz wrong.

valentine

That’s fucking hilarious.  The # is a nice touch.

I wish my PShop-fu was a tenth as good as Aliceh or Slublog, that’s crying out for so much.

I’ve been hoping that SMOD was going to KILL US ALL!!

I wuz wrong.

The magnetic field is weakening and…

Experts believe we’re currently overdue a flip, but they’re unsure when this could occur.

If a switch happens, we would be exposed to solar winds capable of punching holes into the ozone layer.

The impact could be devastating for mankind…

The magnetic field flipping is going to KILL US ALL!!!!!

On the plus side, we’ll be able to say there are polar bears at the South Pole and penguins at the North Pole.

As an aside, it’s a good thing we’re all civilized and scientific and shit or else there would be a proliferation of doomsday cults as in centuries past.

I once made fun of someone for saying they could use a flowerpot in a robbery.

I wuz wrong.

Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw

You have to respect crazy that strong.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!!!

I thought Olympic skiing was kind of boring this year.

I wuz wrong.

Via who else? The Jawas.

Unhelpfulitis

Posted: January 30, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL

It’s spreading.

Ace’s headline

GOP Announces Declaration of Principles For Why You Should Vote Third Party

His post in full.

 

And they’re compelling reasons, too.

This is part of the reason I gave up on politics and stopped identifying as a Republican. There is no point supporting a Team of Losers who furthermore don’t even actually have the same goals in mind I do. Not that that would make a big difference, as they are Losers, and cannot advance their goals.

Short and sweet.

More and more it’s become obvious that the GOP needs a different base and the base needs a different set of politicians to support.

The GOP needs to nominate Jeb Bush (or will he be running as a Dem?) or Mitt to just destroy the GOP, they can then go to the We’re Better Than You Party and we can start the Federalists back up.

 

I have to quote the headline and subhed of the National Journal link above showing Mitt’s the frontrunner in the GOP for 2016.

Mitt Romney Is the 2016 Republican Front-Runner

This is not an “Onion” story.

How funny is it that they felt the need to make that clear?

More and more people are seeing the humor. I’m telling you, 2016 is going to be funnier than 2008 especially since non-hyper-partisans are just refusing to take the hilarity seriously anymore.

More and more the Establishment and Elite types are believing idiocies that have no relationship to the real world so when they run for office on a platform based on idiocies like global warmmongering and not having a problem with a trillion freaking dollar deficit every year, well, it’s hard not to point and laugh.

They’re so insulated from reality that stuff like Obamacare is a talking point/election stance instead of the screwing with of all of Americans who don’t have special, new nobility/gov’t, health insurance. The GOP, with current leadership, will never repeal Obamacare absent a Soviet Union type collapse of the United States.

That non-Onion article links an interesting article about the poll.  (Minitrue/Boston Globe link, you need to pay them to see the article with, I assume, the link to, I think, this pdf file poll where they use some weird landline/intertubes for cell phone only folks algorithm)

In a hypothetical 2016 presidential field, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney would be the front-runner in the Granite State GOP primary field, with 25 percent of the vote. Behind Romney are Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, at 18 percent, then New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, at 17 percent, and former Florida governor Jeb Bush, at 13 percent.

So  the cuckoo bird who does not have nearly the national recognition of the rest in that bunch right now and what people do know are mostly attacks by Minitrue, the rest of the Dem party and the GOP establishment, is in second place.

To Mitt Romney.

Intellesting, funny and scary all in one. Wasn’t it already Mitt’s turn?

So I’m trying to figure out, do I want Rand Paul so maybe we can take the GOP back from the establishment tools or do I want some combination of Mitt, Jeb and Christie to complete the destruction of the GOP?

The reason I’m leaning toward Let It Burn is because if Rand Paul did win, against the combined chubby-fist banging of Dems, Minitrue and the GOP establishment, we’d have the sorry spectacle of Republican Senators siding with Senate Democrats against a GOP House and POTUS.

So as Kerry and Obama are sucking Iranian dicks, they’re laughing at us.

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani warned Thursday that he was facing domestic opposition to a landmark nuclear deal with major powers that is to go into effect next week.

They’re not going to make any deal of course, but Kerry and Obama are idiots so they don’t realize that (I hope, it’s worse if they do).

It’s not funny  at all (except for Iranians), but it is kind of funny. The Iranians are worried about public opinion while the leaders of what used to be a Constitutional Republic are not.

Speaking of Obama and Kerry being clueless idiots.

(Israeli V) Diplomatic officials also said: “Kerry visits here a lot, but he does not display any understanding of what is happening here. The U.S. plans are superficial and not serious. ,,,. It seems that Kerry is just not in touch with reality. He is not an expert, to say the least, on the roots of the conflict, he does not know how to create real solutions and does not even demonstrate proficiency in reading maps that are presented to him.”

Bwahahahahhahahahahhaa. But wait, there’s still more!

“The conduct of the U.S. secretary of state is obsessive. …Kerry seems to think his path to the White House is via the signing of a Middle East peace agreement.”

Kerry, still fucking that chicken. I have to admit, I think the next election will be as funny as the 2008 one. Biden and Kerry alone will make it  the “No, I’m more stupider!!!” election.

But where’s the endy? you ask.

Abu Mazen [Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas] will ask more of Israel, such as a [settlement construction] freeze or another prisoner release, and these demands will be backed by Kerry and turned into an American demand, accompanied by a threat.

Whoop, there it is.

This one is a little more subtle in its humor.

President of Azerbaijan Ilham Aliyev has sent condolences to President of the State of Israel Shimon Peres over death of former Prime Minister of the State of Israel Ariel Sharon.

“I have been deeply saddened by the news of the death of former Prime Minister of the State of Israel, prominent statesman and political figure Ariel Sharon.

I share your grief over this heavy loss. On behalf of myself and the people of Azerbaijan, I express my deepest condolences to you, family, and relatives of Ariel Sharon, and to the people of Israel,” …

Why is that funny? According to Wikipedia, Azerbaijan is 93% Muslim and they’re nicer to Israel and respectful of Sharon than the US.

C’mon, that’s pretty darn funny. I hope American Jews are happy with their votes for Obama.

This one isn’t that funny, but it is.

There isn’t much the Palestinian people haven’t suffered. But the use of enforced starvation against them by the …refugee camp breaks new ground in cruelty.

Yawn, Lebanese media blaming Israel for something stupid, So why is that funny and endy? Cuz those ellipses took this out, “Syrian dictatorship of Bashar al-Assad at the Yarmouk.” They’re blaming it on Syrians, not the Joooooooooooooooooos!!!!! and it’s the real kind of “starving” not the Paliwood kind.

This one has me weirded out.

…Tie Rack, the global chain of stores that sells — yes — ties recently announced it would shut all of its Great Britain stores..,

Seriously, my perception of the Brits is that they’d take the time to dress properly as the tidal waves are washing across London and the aliens are setting up huge people-cooking pots in the Scottish Highlands. Like Shaun of the Dead’s mother and step-father. Weird. Is that a sign of the end of civilization on that island?

Closer to home, this isn’t funny at all, it’s mostly just endy.

I wrote something about Mexican people organizing militias to fight against the Obama-sponsored cartels and how the people weren’t going to like it when the gov’t came back in but I can’t find it, that is the update to that post.

that farmers sided with the vigilantes to block the soldiers on a road leading into the town. The townspeople reportedly begged the soldiers to leave.

Can’t have Teh Peepul defend themselves, that’s what gov’t is for so they must be disarmed.

And if their gov’t isn’t willing or able to  defend them due to being afraid to be killed and/or bought off? Well, that’s the price Obama is willing to make them pay rather than do something about it other than sell guns to cartels.

As Minitrue is almost done with their first riveting week of wall-to-wall Bridgegate coverage.

Boned again, naturally.

Now let’s get to some gov’t intimidation in a different corrupt country, America.

The Connecticut State Police has contacted citizen reporter and gun rights blogger Mike Vanderboegh in Alabama, indicating they wish to question him about sending an empty gun magazine to the Connecticut governor.

Fuck you. No, really. Fuck you. That’s the most polite response I can think of to that sort of crap. It was obviously not a threat but this fucking totalitarian asshole uses the threat of death (cops carry guns) in the face of non-violent, free-speech. Fuck you.

Related, This is my very favorite kind of Larious: Freaking High.

Seen at the ATF’s booth at SHOT.

molonlabemofo

Bwahahahaha.

Speaking of Bridgegate….I mean, BRIDGEGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, sometimes I just love Ann Coulter’s take.

I agree with MSNBC. I find it hard to believe that Gov. Chris Christie knew nothing about his staff’s plotting a massive traffic jam on the ramp to the George Washington Bridge for political retribution. On the other hand, I also find it hard to believe that Obama didn’t know his own IRS was auditing his political enemies.

But most of all, I find it hard to believe that MSNBC host Al Sharpton didn’t know Tawana Brawley was lying when she claimed to have been gang-raped by rogue cops on the Wappingers Falls, N.Y., police force.

Bwahahaha. Funny. Of course, what she’s talking about is darn endy, but you takes what you gets.

In more Heh news,

Historic subsidies propping up US wind energy ended on January 1 and Congress refused to renew them, despite supporters arguing that the aid has made renewable power cheaper than coal.

No you stupid commie idiots, it doesn’t make it cheaper than coal, it makes it more expensive than it should be as the gov’t siphons off money from me, let’s much of it stick to their hands, then disburses it to people who then go bankrupt.

It’s funny they’re that stupid, it’s not at all funny that stupidity is believed by all of our ‘elite’ and not a one of them seem to realize that if something actually worked you wouldn”t need to subsidize it for the last 50 years.

We’ll end on a little optimism.

American society today is almost identical to September 10th, 2001, before the terrorist attack that took down the World Trade Center towers….

Just as the WTC was attacked in 1993, but survived long enough for the forces of terrorism to regroup and return with a greater, more elaborate plan, the citizens of the United States were attacked by its government on October 3, 2008 when it passed the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP),

Yup. That wasn’t actually the very beginning, but it was pretty bad as we found out that Bush’ peeps actually threatened banks into taking money.  More from our optimist.

the government has empowered the IRS, militarized police departments, changed the definition of “enemies” to include returning veterans; Christians; believers in the Constitution; those preparing to survive the obvious next attack; and many others. It has stacked the military with commanders who understand their role as defending the U.S. Government, not necessarily the people or the states of the United States.

Eh, so far just standard noticing the endy, but he does get to the optimism

They (Us Americans V) know that their government hates them, that it considers them stupid and weak, as other terrorists have done in the past. Americans know that their rights are being violated; that the Constitution cannot stop those in power from implementing any sort of plan they wish; that plans are being made by the government to handle civil unrest; that the government has been snooping into their e-mails and phone calls (compiling an enemies list?).

You gotta love his “faith in Americans, I’m more pessimistic, I don’t think they have a clue. I think they’ll figure it out when it’s far too late.

The rest of it is pretty depressingly accurate though. I wouldn’t read it unless you have a (un)healthy supply of your favorite intoxicant.

I mentioned Shaun of the Dead, you know what that means, zombie pics. (more…)

Give and Take

Posted: December 29, 2013 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, Notes on the Revolution

So Paul Ryan wants veterans to ‘give’ after he ‘took’ and at least one veteran is less than thrilled.

I’m still mulling this Paul Ryan budget deal that stole money from every military retiree (past, present and future). This morning, upon opening my email, I noticed I had a letter from Congressman Paul Ryan…and it was begging me for an “emergency end of the year donation.”

Then he gets all intemperate and shit,

Your ability to look us in the eye, take money from us (apparently there was ZERO, other source of waste within the federal government that you could have recovered this money…

The nerve of him.

Doesn’t he know that the GOP establishment pooh-bahs are more important than we and that they deserve our money to Fight The Democrats?!?!?!?!

I mean, otherwise the Dems will gut our military and show disrespect to our veterans!!!!!

Via Gateway Pundit.

 

Related, apparently people are upset that there’s a fat Barbie. I don’t get why.

I know my Gi Joes would have loved a fat chick to bang. Hot Barbie always snubbed them for that metrosexual loser Ken.

No really, who gives a shit?

So there’s a BIG BUDGET DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!! and the Republic is Saved!!!!!!!

Saw that link at Ace where that guy explains why the GOP should reject it.

He  says because it’s a huge spending increase but they swear they’re going to cut the budget in 10 years.

Eggs-fucking-zactly.

The worst part, for me, was watching the 30 seconds of the press conference where I saw Ryan say they were cutting the budget by $23 billion.

So they’re over a $trillion in the hole every fucking year and they’re cutting a measly fucking 23 billion? I guess $23 billion is all focus grouped and shit.

The worst part? The part that pisses me off even more than all the rest?

As we all fucking know, but all the right people seem to pretend this isn’t so, it’s that the $23 billion “cut” is not a fucking cut at all, it’s a “cut” in the fucking increase.

And to make that shit worse, and why it pisses me off the most, is that the amount they were going to increase is a made up fucking number.

They’re cutting an insultingly small number from the projected increase in a hugely bloated budget and Paul Fucking Ryan is pretending that means jack shit.

Fucking Ryan, I used to like him so much, then he showed himself to be a typical establishment-type GOPer when he joined Team Romney and sold out. It’s only been downhill since.

And don’t tell me, “They need to do shit like this to work with Democrats.”

Why?

The Dems just got done going all nuclear and shit and now the GOP is supposed to sell out their base to make nice?

Eh, at least it’ll hasten the end. The suspense is killing me.

 

Update

I just realized the purpose of this deal. Drudge has links to “Boehner happy”, “Obama Happy”, “Rubio Not Happy”, “House Conservatives could still scuttle.”

The purpose to go after the conservatives and have a happy Tea Party Bashing by the We’re Better Than You Party.

It’s a continuation of the Shutdown That Was Caused By The Tea Party!!!!!!!!!!!

So another shutdown and it’s all my fault.

Since they can’t pass a budget, they’ll have to pass another Continuing Spending Trillions Resolution.

A Drudgetaposition

Taxprofblog’s coverage of the 200th day of the IRS deal.

First story:

Scant evidence of fixes at IRS after scandal

Exactly as expected. I’ve been waiting for day 200 to write this post, I wasn’t sure it would be illustrated so perfectly but I should have expected it.

The Enemy Is In Front Of Us

Posted: November 22, 2013 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, Notes on the Revolution

the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They’re trying to make sure we can’t get away this time!

On a conference call between McConnell and a bunch of elitist/establishment pricks associated with Dick Morris…Karl Rove, McConnell said that Cruz, Lee and the rest of the Tea Party type senators are the problem and added this

“McConnell said the Tea Party was ‘nothing but a bunch of bullies,’” the source said. “And he said ‘you know how you deal with schoolyard bullies? You punch them in the nose and that’s what we’re going to do.’”

How dare we expect the GOP to stand up for their supposed values and base!!!!!

I will note that the establishment pricks are denying it.

I don’t believe them, they’re lying, elitist assholes who hate me more than Nancy Pelosi does.She uses me for fundraising, McConnell does as well, but he has to do it secretly and then lie about it when caught.

YMMV.

Motherfuckers, never another penny, never any support, never a vote. They’re no longer “better than the Dems” enough for my support.

As America quickly reaches the point where we will not be able to pay our bills,  as the gov’t quickly takes over control of every facet of our lives, as they ignore all the lawlessness and lying under oath of the Obama admin, the deaths of Americans due to their fecklessness (Benghazi) and by design (Fast and Furious), the establishment pricks know who to attack.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Motherfuckers.

I keep seeing this story, “Mitt Romney was correct about a second Obama term!” (link fixed)

Yeah, so was every tea partier in the country, the difference was Mitt was called names by Minitrue and Dem pols, we were called names by the GOP as well.

What all those stories ignore is that Mitt wanted to “fix” obamadebaclecare, not repeal it.

Important Update! It was posted here so most of you probably have never seen it before,

Ace’s post in 2011

Note that we’re not at the stage where the gov’t is handing out ‘free’ care, we’re at the part that Romney calls “fundamentally conservative.”

Yup, he’s quite prognosticatorally superior!

Now back to your regularly scheduled post!

Is this the We’re Better Than You Party trying to soften us up for a Mitt/Jeb Bush ticket?

If so, shoot me now DHS, ATF, NASA, IRS, Social Security, EPA, Coast Guard or whichever SWAT team hates me most today.

Unrelated, I just love this graphic.

obamapizza