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Via Ace’s sidebar, The GOP Will Learn The Wrong Lessons From Trump.

It’s a decent article but it begs the most important question, will the Establishment folks of the We’re Better and Smarter Than You party admit that they need to learn a lesson from Trump’s popularity?

The answer to that is a resounding, how about you yokels suck our dicks?

All we’ve seen from CNN and Foxnews is that Trump is a huckster (true), and is saying some ridiculous things.

What they refuse to accept is that, while the Establishment pricks have decreed that certain subjects are verboten, the rest of us don’t feel that way.

We see politicians who don’t want to enforce our laws and who don’t have to follow our laws.

Fuck em all. If my choice is any Dem currently even ‘thinking’ about running, Jeb Bush/Rubio/Graham/all the rest and Trump, I’m voting for Trump, if I even do vote.

I’d vote for Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina or even, so help me, Rand Paul.

The first three because I’d like them to win, the last because I don’t want any of the other assholes to win. He’s a little too big ‘L’ Libertarian for me. We’re seeing the fruits of America not being World Police in Ukraine, Syria, Libya, South China Sea and Iran. As we learned twice last century, just because we want the world to leave us alone doesn’t mean they will.

Eh, at this point I’m waiting for M’Shell to run and win. With any and all criticism being racist and sexist, she can’t lose.

SMOD: A boned world turns is brown eye to you.

So we see that some of our fine, elected, representatives are coming out against the Iran Deal.

“Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), one of the few potential GOP supporters of the international accord over Iran’s nuclear program, announced Saturday he would oppose the deal…

Jeff Flake is, of course, Arizona’s other senator that hates me.

The problem, of course, is that Obama already sent the deal to the UN, so what the US Congress does is absolutely meaningless.

The EUnuchs are very happy to work with the Iranians,

No wonder that European media outlets are referring to Iran as the “new El Dorado,” the “chance of a century,” and the “last untapped market.”


They”re mostly hoping the Iranians will be happy to just kill Jews and still sell their oil to EUnuchstan.

So what does Obama’s decision to make a deal with all manner of secrets and send it to the UN first mean?

It means that what the US Congress has to say is already moot. The Russians, Chinese and EUnuchs will have “voted” and that’s that.

Iran won, we lost.

Get over it.

My hope is that the Iranians don’t get into a nukular war with Israel, I mean, they’re going to get into a nukular war, but I hope it’ll be with the other oil ticks who are busy buying their nukes from Pakistan.


Says Ted Cruz.

Har dee har har har.


Now, I know most of you won’t click that, even though you should. I almost did myself, so I’ll relate what others might have heard if they clicked vids not containing hot little Japanese girls in teddies.

So of course the Senate runs on trust, they trust each other to not get all litigious over each other’s felonious behavior.


“That we don’t lie to each other.”, 

they lie to him because he feels he represents the people who elected him and not himself, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party has to lie to me, and therefore him because he would tell me the truth. Duh.

“…Was there a deal?”

The answer to that is never “Yes”, it’s always “Of course there’s a deal!”

Idealism is great, but that shows a profound disregard  for recent (as in, the last 10 years) history.


…makes an explicit promise… I cast my vote….assume that when the majority leader spoke to 54 GOP senators that he wasn’t lying to us. …It became agundantly clear that there was a deal…

I will note to the public the Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House have repeatedly said…”we made no deal.”…. a number of weeks ago…the Iran review act…..I filed an amendment that would…by requiring….before sanctions were lifted….Senator Marco Rubio called for an amendment…..on the Dem side of the Aisle did not want to vote….the Majority Leader called off all amendments….”


Geez, it’s as if he thinks the people who elected him have a say in how he votes?!?!?!?!?!?!

He calls Harry Reid a whiny bitch and immediately says McConnell is acting like the Dem Majority Leader.

Then he notes that McConnell called up an amendment after blocking everybody else’s amendment.


“…we (Teh Peepul) keep winning elections and then we keep getting leaders who don’t do anything they promise…”


From Nancy Pelosi draining the corrupt swamp to Mitch McConnell lying so much that Cruz is taking almost 20 minutes to detail many of his lies but Cruz could go on for hours. We’ve been profoundly lied to by the leadership of both Houses of Congress for a long damn time.


“the Majority Leader looked me in the eye…a flat out lie…. was a simple lie.”


Nobody except people the, I’d guess, fewer than 100,000 who read righty blogs and our fine Minitrue Betters will know about this, the rest of America is still worried about what Caitlyn Jenner is doing about its wang.

And that’s why we’re boned.

Below the Fold, An Important Critical And Well Deserved Update!!!!!!



Okay, Maetenloch has this Reagan quote in his Overnight post at Ace’s

Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should jump off the cliff with the flag flying-go down in flames. No, if I can get 70 or 80 percent of what it is I’m trying to get … I’ll take that and then continue to try to get the rest in the future.


If we were getting 70% I’d be happier with the GOP. I’d even be rooting for them.

Hell, if I were getting 50%, either repeal Obamadebaclecare or working on stopping Obamamnesty, I’d be fucking ecstatic.

Instead, I’m getting jack shit (and Jack ran out of gum) and being told it’s my fault that Obama is POTUS so I need to suck it up or Hillary! will be POTUS.

The GOP majority is doing exactly nothing to stop Obama, they’re happy about $trillion+ deficits each and every year.

I’m getting exactly 0% of what I want. Hell, McCain would happily take my guns away from me if he thought he could get away with. The Dems would as well. .

If our fine moral, political, intellectual and social betters are going to destroy the American experiment in self-rule, I’m not helping.

If telling me to suck it up after a bunch of statement elections where the GOP lost Congress, and two elections where they got it back, isn’t enough for them to do what we want them to do, well, I’ll let Cartman say it.

Weekly Standard, they of Kristollnacht  and Fred Barnes (who both called me a racist in 2008 and since becasue I want the federal gov’t to enforce federal laws, contra the GOP establishment who don’t)has this bit of stupidity.

So before we go any further, consider: Donald Trump–the Donald Trump–holds in his hands something like veto power over the Republican quest to win the White House.

No, the GOP has that veto power, by nominating the man they’re hell-bent on nominating.

If they nominate Jeb Bush, he could run against Gus Hall and lose.

Yes, I would vote for a good commie (a dead on) over a live “compassionate conservative” (read: big-gov’t “conservative”).

And I believe much of the GOP electorate agrees with me.

Unfortunately, the NRO-Weekly Standard, We’re Better and Smarter Than You wing of the GOP think I’m an idiot and this time, THIS TIME!!!!!!! an electable candidate will actually be elected. And if he loses even after being warned he will lose? It’ll be my fault. Because he’s not as bad as the Dem nominee.

Oh well.

Since it’s endy, you know there’s layers to this.

You realize we’re counting on the Dems to save us from Hillary Clinton?

And even worse, the replacement will be worse than Hillary.

I’m still thinking they’re going to run M’Shell Obama once Hillary! loses her ! again so we can have a third Obama term.

I can see her campaign slogan:

Don’t Be A Misogynist Racist!!!!!! Vote M’Shell!!!!!!!

Important, above the pic update!!!!

Saw Lindsey Graham on Foxnews this morning saying, “The American people need to (paraphrasing now V) do something to stop this deal from going through…”

Like what? Elect a GOP majority in the House and Senate to stop Obama?

Yeah, that’s worked so fucking well.

We Be Boned.

obama world

Important Above The Post Update!!!!!!!!

Carly Fiorina rebuts this fool in a succinct manner (of course, she’s not of the better classes, new money and all that, so can be safely ignored by the NRO fools)

…I think Donald Trump taps into an anger that I hear every day. People are angry that a commonsense thing like securing the border or ending sanctuary cities is somehow considered extreme. It’s not extreme, it’s commonsense. We need to secure the border.

People are also angry at a professional political class of both parties that talks a good game, gives good speeches, but somehow nothing ever really changes. And people are angry as well at a double standard in the media.

Now back to me linking link bait already in progress

Kevin D. Williamson, in a click bait post, calls me a whiner.

It starts out almost good with this bit of history.

What’s generally misunderstood on the Left is that the tea-party movement did not arise as an alternative to the Obama-Reid-Pelosi Democrats but as an alternative to the Bush-McConnell-Hastert Republicans, who were judged to have spent too much, warred too recklessly, and — most significant — to have been too ready to make themselves complicit in the bailouts.

but then veers into non-Scottish, and thus, utter crap.

Not mentioned is how the GOP establishment has been calling us names since the early Tea Party days.

Strawman alert

I’ve spent the past few days at FreedomFest in Las Vegas, Mark Skousen’s annual gathering of liberty-minded activists — think of it as CPAC for people who like weed and gold coins and who are maybe interested in hearing a pitch about taking up domicile in Belize.

Yeah, we’re all like that.

It’s so much easier to make up something to make fun of than to actually pay any attention and debate honestly. But then, the NRO have been tools of the establishment of the GOP since they were horrified that McCain actually chose that snowbilly breeder to run with him. Check out the URL (republican-base-and-donald-trump-whinos-are-frustrated-and-choosing-foolishly), no mention or even any clue that maybe the NRO wing of the GOP is choosing foolishly. They’re smart and we’re stupid. End of story.


…but you may be less familiar with the WHINO. The WHINO is a captive of the populist Right’s master narrative, which is the tragic tale of the holy, holy base, the victory of which would be entirely assured if not for the machinations of the perfidious Establishment.

Again with the strawman.

You see, just because we’ve been trying to get the GOP to do something to stop the slide, and they’ve been fighting us for years (over Obama’s immigration amnesty and Obamacare, the repeals of which were huge factors in why there’s a GOP majority right now) means that we think that if only they had listened to Dr. Ron Paul, we’d be in Schaefer City right now,

More straman

Barack Obama? Pshaw. The real enemy is Jeb Bush.

Well, nominating Jeb Bush is exactly what we’re fighting against in the GOP, but the We’re Better and Smarter Tnan You party knows what’s best and we uneducated, mostly illiterate, racist masses need to get in line. Just because the NRO Wing of the GOP is in line with the Dems, doesn’t mean we should try to get them to change, it means we need to accept the will of our betters.

That this is a deeply stupid view of the world should go without saying, but if you need evidence, consider that the WHINO vote has settled for the moment upon Donald Trump,

You know, this fool could take that poll and look at why it’s happening, but no, he’s smart and everybody who disagrees with him is stupid.

Just because Obama’s illegal immigration amnest was such a huge issue for the GOP base, and why the GOP currently has both houses of Congress, which GOP majority endorsed what they were elected to fight, means we’re stupid and he’s smart.

Ask the WHINO to explain that and you will get the characteristic WHINO whine: “But what about the baaaaaaaaase!?!”

He’s surely going to beat the crap out of that strawman, he’s going to have to ask the Wizard for more straw!!!!!

Which is to say, the WHINO loves Trump not because Trump confounds the Democrats or because he constitutes a serious threat to a Democratic victory in 2016, but because he confounds the Republicans and constitutes a serious threat to a Republican victory in 2016.

Ooooohhhh, so close, and yet so far away.

Trump is popular because he’s the only one saying anything about an issue on which the GOP regained the Senate in the last election, and then they sided with Obama against the people who elected them. They aren’t dancing with who brung ’em.

What this fool does not understand, nay, refuses to even contemplate, is that Jeb Bush is a serious threat to a GOP victory in 2016.

The worst part of the WHINO approach is the campaign strategery.

Listen, there aren’t enough ‘ha’s in the world for that ‘bwa’.

How many times do these fools have to force an “electable” candidate who then gets trounced to understand that their election ‘strategery’ is flawed?

No, you see, all those “electable” candidates keep losing because we’re stupid and they’re smart.

A little funny.

If you are a conservative, and if you believe that the way to reform American public policy is to elect conservatives, and you arrived at Election Day believing that Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were, from the conservative point of view, interchangeable commodities, then you are either a fanatic or extraordinarily ill-informed.

From the standpoint of Obamacare and illegal immigration, they were interchangable.

This fool refuses to accept that. Because we’re stupid and he’s smart.

Does this fool not recall that Bush won more of the Mormon vote than Romney?

Oh right, it’s because they’re stupid and he’s smart.

I could point out his idiocies and strawmen until the cows come home, but I’ll end on this bit of lack of historical knowledte.

Republicans would probably be more inclined to give an ear to campaign advice from people who had — stay with me here — a good record for winning elections.

A repost

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