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Fuck Me?

Posted: January 7, 2015 by veeshir in GOP Win!

No! Fuck You!

Hours after 24 Republicans voted against Boehner, GOP leaders removed two members from a key committee. By late Tuesday, Reps. Daniel Webster and Richard Nugent, both of Florida, were stripped from the powerful House Rules Committee…

I can truthfully say I knew it was coming, Establishment Pricks are nothing if not venal and vindictive assholes.

I love this bit.

“It’s outrageous,” Gohmert told the Washington Examiner. “I thought maybe we were actually going to be able to work together, but if people are going to be punished for representing their district, there is another big fight about to happen.”

As Boehner and McConnell are talking about working with the people who were just trounced in an election they’re working against the people who won it.

I haven’t seen any speculation, but the fact that so many Dems missed the vote means that more votes were needed to defeat Boehner, did Nancy Pelosi just work with Boehner to defeat the GOP?

All signs point to yes!/magic 8-ball.

The Establishment pricks are pissed off at the people they ostensibly represent.

They know better than we, and just because more than $1 trillion/year deficit is utterly unsustainable doesn’t mean they have to change anything, it means we need to shut up.

I am more sure that pretty soon we’ll have the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party, made up of the establishment pricks in both parties and at least a conservative party.  I do see them (added: The Establishment Pricks) calling it the Unity Party, ala Pournelle’s CoDominium’s world.

All the Establishment Pricks at least mouth the platitudes leftists like so they might not split off a lefty party but I just can’t see conservatives continuing supporting assholes who so obviously feel nothing but contempt for them.

Via Doug Ross’ always infuriating Larwyn’s Linx.

Update! Jeffrey Goldstein uses his tongue prettier than a $10 whore.

All of which is just a run-up to the takeaway of this post: I have too much pride and conviction to be a RINO. And yet, that’s where my position as a constitutionalist and classical liberal has left me.

So rather than be a hypocrite, or a fringe embarrassment, I will just say this: sayonara, national GOP. You don’t need me anyway, so you’ll take it as no real unkindness if I say I’m just not into you anymore. Now get dressed and take off. Your money’s on the dresser.

He also has class, I’m not leaving any money on the dresser.

My Hero

Posted: January 6, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Not sure who, but someone just voted for Senator Rand Paul for Speaker of the House.

He’s my hero not because I want Rand Paul for Speaker (although Ron Paul would be fan-farging-tastic), but because I want to gum up the works.

I’m all for throwing sand in the gears, anything to get Congress screaching to a halt is okay by me.

Important Update!!!!!!!!

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Importanter Update!!!!!!!!!!!

Boehner won. America lost.

Score one for the bad guys.

Are These Related?

Posted: January 5, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, GOP Win!

Day 606 of the IRS scandal, with nobody having paid any price whatsoever.

Day 606. Think of that, nearly 20 months and our fine political betters have done not a fucking thing.

Some GOP congresscritters are saying they won’t vote for Boehner for leader.

I do love the quote about Boehner and McConnell saying they’ll work with Obama.

Obama, who has refused to work with anybody, was the cause of a huge electoral loss for his party and the prospective GOP “leadership” is already surrendering before they even take charge.

 

Some lazy tubin today, I’m just gonna link to sites you should be reading but that need my particular………..idiom.

first, the Puppy Blender section.

I think we’ve found out what Jamie Gorelick is doing these days.

“The NBC News investigative reporter Matthew Cole has pieced together a remarkable story revealing that a single senior officer, who is still in a position of high authority over counterterrorism at the C.I.A.—a woman who he does not name—appears to have been a source of years’ worth of terrible judgment, with tragic consequences for the United States. Her story runs through the entire report

I just hope that there are not two women in gov’t with that kind of touch. Because one is an aberration, two implies more and that’s just too scary to contemplate.

We have Pakistani pols afraid to hunt down terrorists and thus go against the country’s true power brokers. In America, our establishment prick pols actively go and find power brokers to tell them what to do. Interesting, in Pakistan they’re afraid of being killed, in America they’re afraid of being broke.

I’m not sure which I’d prefer.

Speaking of establishment pricks, Mitch McConnell!

Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) is giving up his bid to become the next Budget Committee chairman…

Sessions has been the panel’s top Republican for the past four years…

That story has the same veracity and, indeed, the same source as the story that Senator Ted Cruz’s opposition to Obama’s immigration power grab led to the approval of stalled Obama nominees: Mitch McConnell.

Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), who often clashed with McConnell’s leadership team — wrote in an article last week in Conservative Review: “If Sessions loses the chair of the budget committee, it is only under the orders and direction of McConnell.”

It’s all too complicated to explain and McConnell’s hands are tied so the guy who might something I’d like has to go.

When I lived in the northeast, I had EZ-Pass, now, I own a Mustang GT convertible, I used to drive a little fast. I was waiting for them to start giving out speeding tickets using the time stamps and vowed I would stop using it when (not if) that happened.

Well, it’s happening.

Several states, including New York, Maryland and Pennsylvania, say they monitor speeds through the fast pass toll lanes and will suspend your E-Z Pass for multiple speeding violations.

Sure, not they’re just suspending your EZ pass, but pretty soon they’ll be ticketing you. Be warned.

Gov’t is spending too much money on stuff they’re not supposed to do so they need new sources of revenue and they’re getting unbelievably scummy about it.

Say Uncle has a little drudgetaposition post.

Obama says trying to censor movies is bad. And he would know since he tried to do it too

 

Heh.

Heh I say.

A nother hilarity that would be unexplainable even 20 years ago.

Health and Human Services released long overdue guidelines Friday ordering facilities that house illegal immigrant children to set up sexual abuse prevention programs, and to be prepared to deal with tricky cases such as transgender or intersex children.

 

Okay, that’s darn funny. I mean, I understand there’s going to be sexual assaults, these people don’t believe in laws, duh, but the transgender/intersex kids is hilarious. Somehow, I doubt that’s a big problem in the poor Latin American or terrorist communities that are the bulk of the recent flood of illegals. I leave out jihadis who wear hijabs to evade security or course.

Which leads to the Obama doctrine. Hi-freaking-larious.

Obama told reporters he joked with Communist dictator Raul Castro this week….

Minutes later in the press conference Barack Obama slammed America’s neighbor Canada.

 

I mean, it’s not a surprise that Obama prefers murderous dictators to elected leaders, but sooner or later even our ‘elite’ have to start noticing it, right?

In Nork news

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Putin invites the poofy-stomached, Kim Jong KG, to Russia.

The worst part about that? If we had competent leadership, only Bugs Bunny could do justice to what they could do, but since we have a man in charge who’s adept at losing wars we’ve already won, that means we could lose the Cold War and the Korean “conflict”. Sigh.

Speaking of the Norks, they do have a sense of humor.

North Korea on Saturday proposed a joint investigation with the U.S. into the hacking attack against Sony Pictures Entertainment,

Okay, that’s pretty darn funny and I’m actually rooting for them to succeed. That’ll be funny and endy, all we’re seeing these days is endy.

I do like the “We’ll Kill You All!!!!” part of their ‘request’.

warning of “serious” consequences if Washington rejects a probe that it believes will prove Pyongyang had nothing to do with the cyberattack.

Heh.

So what did we learn today?

Not a blessed thing except that even the Norks are noticing the feckless idiocy of our current God-President’s foreign policy.

Last, via the first Lumbersexual, file this under, “Things Veeshir Would Give Almost Anything To Do.”

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Preach It Brother!

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Senator Mike Lee on the latest continuing spending $trillions bill.

Since this bill was taken up in the House of Representatives, supporters of the CRomnibus have couched their support in the language of compromise. “This isn’t a perfect bill,” they say.

However, I believe it is perfect. As a representation of everything wrong with Washington, D.C, and as an example of exactly the kind of unfair, unrepresentative legislating that triggered successive electoral waves of bipartisan condemnation in 2006, 2008, 2010, and again in 2014 – the CRomnibus is perfect.

 

Exactly.

What bothers me about this is when a politician says something so good they’re almost always just saying what they think I want to hear.

In other words, they don’t mean it. I would hope he does, but it doesn’t really matter. What can “out” congresscritters do against their own party ‘leaders’?

Speaking of which,  I found this site, approved by the GOP leadership.

I like this one.

GOP Voter Device

 

 

So Congress passed the continuing spending $trillions resolution

Will they pass a budget when the whole shebang is in GOP hands?

Of course not. Obama will veto the first budget in years and the GOP just knows they’ll be blamed for the shutdown so they won’t even fight, they’ll just keep passing continuing spending $trillions resolutions.

The worst part? It’s financing only the “discretionary” stuff not the entitlements. In other words, they need a bill for the stuff gov’t is supposed to do and the stuff it’s not supposed to do happens automatically.

Nobody but reality can fix that shit and the GOP and the Dems are refusing even to accept we have a problem.

And what to the Dems do?

They release a “torture” report that has no recommendations that cost $40 million that only serves to give China and North Korea a chance to bash us while Minitrue solemnly nods their plastic heads.

Obama and the Dems keep saying it’s a mea culpa, America got something wrong and we’re admitting it!

But it’s really a thea culpa, they’re blaming it all on the CIA saying they had no idea what was going on.

You know, even though we all knew what was going on.

It’s mostly a distraction thing that allows Minitrue to talk about that instead of any IRS/Benghazi/ISIS/ebola/Fast and Furious… news.

We’re fucked.

A GOP who won’t fight and Dems who get away with the slimiest, most scummy things imaginable.

I had high hopes the Ferguson/NYC riots would spread to some real unrest so we could get to the martial law that Obama’s so obviously pining for, but I forgot when we are.

Instead of spreading all over they’ve mostly just destroyed stuff in the parts of Ferguson where the Social Injustice took place and got some hippies in Berkeley beat up.

It’s hard to be against riots when that happens.

I’ve been working online 4 hours a day these days so I’m on the tubes anyway.

Let’s go tubin!

ISIS, fresh from being defeated in Iraq by Obama (that’s why the media stopped reporting, right?), is on the run!!!! They ran to Libya where

The black flag of ISIS flies over government buildings. Police cars carry the group’s insignia. The local football stadium is used for public executions. A town in Syria or Iraq? No. A city on the coast of the Mediterranean, in Libya.

 

Running scared, running amok…either way, Obama has them on the run, amiright?

Breitbart headline

REPUBLICANS LEAVE TOWN WITHOUT A PLAN TO FIGHT OBAMA

 

The only machiavellian tactics the GOP use are  on me.

It’s funny how the media keeps parroting the line that there is no inflation while anybody who shops for food knows there is.

LIFE IN THE ERA OF HOPE AND CHANGE: $4.15 Per Pound: Ground Beef Climbs to Another Record High. “Five years ago, in October 2009, the average price for a pound of ground beef was $2.177, according to the BLS.”

 

In AZ, decent  hamburger is over $4, even the crappy sleeve stuff that always comes up in poisoning deals is over $3.

What happens in a religious dictatorship? Let’s ask our fine, Green brethren.

Then it was finally revealed that while eggs did contain cholesterol, they also contain lecithin, which is the enzyme your body uses to break down cholesterol, and they have more lecithin that cholesterol, making the consumption of eggs something that actually reduces cholesterol….

t was dangerous for other people (women under 25) to have low cholesterol,

In my life eggs have been good for you, bad for you, good for you, bad for you…., ditto salt, bacon, olive oil, butter and more.

 

What made me absolutely stop paying attention was when I saw a report, back in the late 70s or early 80s, that said lettuce causes cancer. That’s when I realized they weren’t doing science, they were just fucking with me.

 

As an addendum to my post about how annoyed I was that people are finally noticing how big a liar Obama is, we see this post from Feb. 2012 about how people were noticing how he lied to get his stimulizing done.

True believers want to be deceived and that’s why I stated that they will not learn a thing when he lies the next time. You know, like over legalizing illegals.

 

Here we have some upcoming hilarity. Ace’s post in its entirety

Grubez “Invited” To Testify Before Issa’s Committee on Transparency

Awesome. If Grubez refuses the invitation, he might get a subpoena instead.

You realize what that means? As Obama is saying that he’s never heard of a Gruber, he’ll declare that Gurber can’t testify before Congress because of executive privilege.

That’s gonna be funny.

I anxiously await CNN explaining how the GOP are meanies for not agreeing this.

That’s gonna be funnier.

You know, in an infuriatingly endy way.