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I’ve been in NY for nearly 2 months and I’m bored out of my skull, I’ve been working sporadically at a friend’s restaurant, but it’s not nearly enough, so here’s a round the tubes post full of teh funny and teh endy. Some not so funny, all pretty darn endy.

Greece is about to go down in a way not seen since Sulla besieged Athens and they starved, so what’s happening?

Creditors said Athens had failed to offer anything new to secure funding to repay 1.6 billion euros to the International Monetary Fund by the end of June.

Dam creditors, demanding some sort of basic possibility of maybe being paid back!!!!

Jucicial Watch, fresh off their “victory” over the IRS, has another windmill tiltage that minitrue will dutifully report...ignore.

Judicial Watch announced today that it obtained more than 100 pages of previously classified “Secret” documents from the Department of Defense (DOD)and the Department of State revealing that DOD almost immediately reported that the attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi was committed by the al Qaeda and Muslim Brotherhood-linked “Brigades of the Captive Omar Abdul Rahman” (BCOAR), and had been planned at least 10 days in advance.

Yeah, file that under, ‘Things anybody paying attention already knows but the 99% will never hear about’.

Obama, fresh of losing both Gulf Wars, the war in Afghanistan and the Cold War, is busily working on losing WWII now.

Headline:

German tanks roll back into Poland

How funny is it that German tanks rolling into Poland is a best case scenario?

I’ll take Lying Sacks Of Shit for $20,000,000,000,000

The portion of the federal debt that is subject to a legal limit set by Congress closed Thursday, June 11, at $18,112,975,000,000, according to the latest Daily Treasury Statement, which was published at 4:00 p.m. on Friday.

That, according to the Treasury’s statements, makes 90 straight days the debt subject to the limit has been frozen at $18,112,975,000,000.

It’s a good thing we elected a GOP majority or we’d really be screwed!

In other Lying Sack Of Shit news, Hillary! (Link fixed!)

hillary heh

It’s pretty darn funny that I can laugh so much while looking at Chelsea’s ugly mug next that smug idjit.

In 2016 Presidential Campaign news, how freaking awesome is Jeb Bush?

By hiring Mr. Diaz, Mr. Bush wanted to send a clear signal that “the culture of the Bush operation will now be a Pickett’s Charge engagement campaign with his main opponents,”….

“Team Jeb needs to reread their Civil War history,” Vox reporter Matt Yglesias chimed in on Twitter.

He’s being lectured on history by Matt Yglesias (\mawr-on\), and Matt’s correct!!!!

That’s about as funny as funny can be.

We Be Boned.

So has the IRS provided the emails a federal judge said they had to provide by last Friday, june 12?

This is Judicial Watch’s IRS Scandal page, there’s nothing on that page.

The only article on it I can find from after the due date is this report from the Daily Caller, with this passage.

Department of Justice lawyers Geoffrey J. Klimas and Stephanie Sasarak, acting as counsel for the IRS, submitted a U.S. District Court filing June 12 in the case Judicial Watch v. Internal Revenue Service. The court filing, provided to The Daily Caller, claims the IRS received new Lerner emails from the Treasury Department’s inspector general (TIGTA) but can’t fork over the emails to Judicial Watch, a nonprofit group suing to get the emails. Why? Because the IRS is busy making sure that none of the emails are duplicates

 

Using that article for search terms, I found the filing in pdf form on Judicial Watch’s site, with this relevant passage

17. The Service expects to begin processing and reviewing the recovered emails immediately following its review and production of Lerner communications with were not forensically recovered. At this time, the Service is unable to estimate when it will finish processing and reviewing the forensically-recovered emails (emphasis me V).

 

That’s lawyer-speak for “Fuck you and horse you rode in on.”

I’ll repeat my question from last week, who’s going to force them to obey the judge’s order?

The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

Suck it bitches.

Don Quixote-0

The other day I wrote about Judicial Watch WINNING!!!!!! against the IRS, a federal judge told the IRS they have to release their emials about how Obama had them attack his political opponents and stated

Yeah, and who’s going to enforce his ruling? The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

I’m all for tilting at windmills, but lately the windmills keep winning.

Well, it’s Saturday, the day after the IRS was supposed to provide Judicial Watch with the papers and checking their page, including their IRS Scandal page, guess what I see?

Not a thing.

The problem the Founding Fathers never anticipated was a concerted effort by most of our media to hide gov’t illegalities when they’re performed by the media’s chosen political party.

Says every politician about the idiots who vote for them, also, says every unelected politician, also, our betters in Minitrue.

You know those “moderate” rebel groups in Syria?

Fighters from the Al-Nusra Front have gunned down dozens of residents of a Druze-populated village outside Idlib…

The worst part? They actually are relatively moderate compared to the Syrian forces, ISIS and Hezbollah. Or is that the funniest part? Eh either way, we’ll be arming them and conducting airstrikes on their behalf.

 

We’ve all seen Paul Ryan, who I once liked until he teamed with Romney and acted all establishment, channeling Pelosi.

By the way, TPA—it’s declassified and made public once it’s agreed to,” Ryan said.

 

So what will we be seeing after our betters decide what’s best for us?

A big shit sandwich, with extra corn!

Discovered inside the huge tranche of secretive Obamatrade documents released by Wikileaks are key details on how technically any Republican voting for Trade Promotion Authority (TPA) that would fast-track trade deals like the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade deal would technically also be voting to massively expand President Obama’s executive authority when it comes to immigration matters.

As an aside, it’s kind of funny how the Wikileaks deal is turning out, first it released stuff we already knew (if “we” were paying any attention at all) like China and Saudi Arabia bribing our pols and stuff like that.

EUnuchstanian overlords obviously have not gotten the memo about how great Obamatrade is.

European MPs were due to vote on the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership on Wednesday. But the vote had to be delayed because there were too many proposed amendments.

“It’s panic in parliament,” Yannick Jadot, a Green MEP from France, told AFP.

This bit from that EUnuchstanian article is what we expect from President Goldman Sachs.

Ministers have disagreed over a controversial dispute mechanism that some fear would allow big companies to bypass national courts to resolve disputes with investors.

Well duh. Crony capitalism, communism and fascism are inextricably linked in a steaming potpourri of screw you.

This part makes me laugh, and get really pissed off.  IOwn the world (I wish they’d fix it) links The Hill so I don’t have to.

A bipartisan group of lawmakers is calling for a change to House rules to require the administration to make all trade deals publicly available for 60 days before they could be approved using fast-track authority.

Har-dee-har-har-har. Congresscritters can only read the bill in a secure room, Teh Peepul cannot even read the bill, and they expect us to believe that shit?

Forget saying, “I won’t cum in your mouth”, that’s saying, “I didn’t cum in your mouth” as you’re spitting it out.

 

The GOP is not going to make anybody in the IRS pay for being used as a political tool against Obama’s and the Establishment GOP’s enemies so Judicial Watch is basically tilting at windmills.

Judicial Watch announced that Judge Emmet Sullivan of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia granted a Judicial Watch request to issue an order requiring the IRS to provide answers by June 12, 2015, on the status of the Lois Lerner emails the IRS had previously declared lost

Yeah, and who’s going to enforce his ruling? The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

I’m all for tilting at windmills, but lately the windmills keep winning.

 

People have been saying that Obama is not like Reagan, and they’re right, but this makes me laugh.

US journalist Mark Dice has asked the people of San Diego to sign President Barack Obama’s “plan” to nuke Russia to “maintain America’s superiority.” The majority of beachgoers didn’t appear to get the joke, and signed the fake petition.

We all remember Reagan’s joke.

So in other words, Obama’s supporters are a Reagan joke.

That’s pretty funny.

 

 

Honk Honk Honk

Posted: June 7, 2015 by veeshir in GOP Win!, Uncategorized

Arf Arf Arf!!!!!!

Senator Sessions asks Obama why his trade deal is secret!!!!!

He’s Demanding Answers!!!!!!!!

So why the hell isn’t he asking the assholes in the Senate who voted for it?

Or even the ones who voted against it.

If he had a problem, he should have done something about it before the vote.

I am leaning toward this His and Hers for all married GOP voters.

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Trick question, it’s both!!!

In Phony War news, Ukraine!

Poroshenko said the army successfully repelled the attack “of Russian soldiery” and had to use artillery to keep a town under Ukraine’s control. Poroshenko said they warned the European leaders that Minsk accords (cease fire with Russia, link by me V) were violated.

“The military must be ready as much for a renewal of an offensive by the enemy in the Donbas as they are for a full-scale invasion along the whole length of the border with Russia. We must be truly ready for this,” Poroshenko says, adding that at least 9,000 Russian soldiers are being operating in the Russian-controlled area.

 

Sure Russia is broke and their military has crappy, 20-year-old, commie crap, but Ukraine has the same problems and they haven’t received the upgrades from the tech Russia was sold by…stole from the US

 

Hezbollah has jihad envy so they’re attacking ISIS.

I have to admit, I wish they would join Obama’s semi-kinetic effort to degrade/annoy ISIS so we could perform airstrikes in support of one terrorist organization that’s killed plenty of Americans against another terrorist organization that’s killed fewer Americans.

I’ve been ignoring China, that’s not because they’ve stopped being all expansiony and bellicose but because I figure they’re not that far from using their military against someone. I’m trying to figure out who. Philippines? Japan? Vietnam? Us? Russia?

I’m mostly just hoping the Navy hasn’t allowed Obama to get rid of all their competent leaders as he’s so obviously doing to the Army and Marines.

 

Yesterday was day 756 since we discovered Obama was using the IRS to attack his political enemies and what’s Congress doing about it?  Not a blessed thing, but the Treasury Dept is on the job!!!!

While the TIGTA report will put the matter back in Congress’ hands, it’s uncertain whether it will arm lawmakers with enough new information to rejuvenate their stalled investigation into the scandal — or whether they’ll have the appetite to follow through on any new information that does emerge.

 

Yeah, about that, Congress will delay things until just before the next election so they can appear to be DOING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So get ready to clap your fins and HONK YOUR HORNS!!!!!!

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Speaking of our fine, Congressional, betters.

With a newly installed Republican majority that campaigned as fiscal conservatives one would expect big government Democrats to be howling in pain about all the “unfair budget cuts,…

One would be acting very stupidly to expect that.

but unfortunately big government Republicans are doing as much or more spending as would be expected from the Democrats.

I still feel embarrassed that I thought the GOP wanted to borrow a little under a $trillion and the Dems a little over when they were competing with the Dems to see who could spend the most.

And they are using the gimmicks and tricks they all campaigned against to continue the ruinous spending.

Why, it’s as if they think we’re idiots!

Listen, if you have to watch those feckless assholes to know what they’re doing, you haven’t been paying attention so doing so now is not going to help.

 

In  more Gov’t Being Responsive News(link added): DC!

The District of Columbia Police Department said on Monday it has not issued any gun-carry permit denials since a federal judge ruled the city’s requirement that applicants show a special need to carry a firearm unconstitutional.

You could take that to mean they are handing out permits. Well you could if you were gullible, stupid or willfully ignorant.

Conboy could not say whether any new applications would be approved or what would happen to those whose applications had been denied under the now defunct “good reason” clause.

“We’re awaiting further guidance from the Office of the Attorney General on other applications,” he said.

They will slow roll this and get away with it. Who is going to force them to follow any judge’s rulings? Obama’s “Justice” Dept? The DC police?

If you believe either of those two anti-freedom entities are going to enforce the Constitution,  I have some beach front property to sell you. Sure you can’t see the ocean from AZ, but you get plenty of sun and sand!

 

This one is pretty funny, mostly because I’m not a Baltimore resident or Baltimore Cop.

Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby plans to seek a protective order that would block the release of Freddie Gray’s autopsy report and other “sensitive” documents as she prosecutes the six police officers involved in his arrest….

The move is the latest effort by Mosby’s office to restrict information in the high-profile case. Her office has also sought a gag order to prevent participants from discussing the case in public, and has broken with a long-standing practice by not giving a copy of the autopsy report to Baltimore police.

She’s hiding evidence from the defense. Rules of discovery are being suspended because White Privilege!!!!!

I can’t tell if this defense attorney is stupid, ignoring reality or just trying to get a soundbite out there.

“It’s as if she wants to do everything to make sure our clients do not get a fair trial.”

The deuce you say!

 

This is the media!

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Heh. Heh I say. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think enough people pay attention to Time to really affect anything, but that’s pretty funny.

 

I feel a little stupid, lately I’ve talked about hydraulic despotism and indentured servitude (don’t get me started on debtor’s prison) but I’ve been ignoring the comeback of guilds.

Mark Rippetoe: Should Personal Trainers and Coaches Be Licensed by the State? Occupational licensing is always a tool to protect the connected from competition by the unconnected. It’s justified in the name of protecting consumers, but it’s never demanded by consumers, but by members of the industry being protected.

Midieval Guildmasters would approve.

Medieval Guilds
The guilds were an important part of city and town life. Guilds were exclusive, regimented organizations;
created in part to preserve the rights and privileges of their members; and separate and distinct from the civic governments, but since the functions and purposes of guild and civic government overlapped, it was not always easy to tell them apart, especially since many well-to-do guildsmen were prominent in civic government.

Mustn’t forget the bribes from the guildmasters and the added power over people this gives to our elected officials.

Everything old is new and everything new is getting pretty dam old.

 

 

 

In Losing The Campaign News

Headline

Rand Paul just sacrificed his presidential campaign for his libertarian principles

For saying

The point I wanted to make is that we can still catch terrorists using the Constitution.”

Ummmmmmm, no.

He sacrificed his presidential campaign for saying that others apparently want the terrorist to win just to spite him, I’d say most Americans are against the NSA acting like the Stasi.

You do have to love Maverick (R-Media) helping them to attack him

Whether or not it was his prime motivation, as Sens. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) and John McCain (R-Ariz.) suggest, Paul will earn a lot of money for his presidential campaign.

Asshole, when you agree with Dianne Feinstein (D-umber than a box of Boxers) on anything, you know you’re acting stupidly.

If he’s going to make money off his stance, wouldn’t that mean it’s sorta popular?

I mean, I know minitrue hates anything smelling of Tea Party… oh right.

 

In Losing the Gulf War II News you gotta love this headline from the number 2 minitrue outlet (We’re the Shit!)

While nobody was looking, the Islamic State launched a new, deadly offensive

 

Yeah, see, you might not have been looking. Obama was certainly not looking, but for anybody not a sucker of leftist dicktations, it was blatantly obvious that they weren’t going to just sit on the ground they’ve taken.

They’ve been marching across the whole middle east and particularly Syria/Iraq as Iraqi troops run away,they just took thousands of Humvees, plenty of Abrams tanks, American artillery and ammo for same and you idiots are surprised they went on an offensive?

That story is actually providing affirmation in the guise of providing information, ISIS is attacking but Obama could not have known!!!!!!!

 

In Losing One’s Mind news, this one from some CNN tool is hilarious,

i'm an idiot

I agree, being a lesbian trapped in a man’s body is cisnormative or heteronormative or whatever the hell I’m supposed to call it today(and very teenage male cisnormative), but that’s not what he meant.

He was meant that saying Bruce Caitlyn Kardash….Jenner in hisher its I’m Making Money Off Being a Freak costume is attractive is a bad thing.

Apparently, we need to celebrate hisher…its choice to be the freakiest of the Kardashian freakshow without assigning any normative…normal values to it.

Via Weasel Zippers, who usually see the endy but don’t always see the funny.

 

In Losing The Cold War News, I can’t believe I missed this one

Minority small business owners have the most to lose if the Obama administration’s labor regulators do away with the franchise business model, according to a new report.

 

No, not the utterly unfunny “World Ends, Women, Minorities Hardest Hit”.

But that Obama is trying to do away with franchises. WTF? He’s now trying to destroy every last small business owner in America.

Jebus, I wish someone would tell him we won the Cold War.

 

So what did we learn today?

Not a blessed thing, except I learned about another angle Obama is using to destroy America.