Archive for the ‘GOP Win!’ Category

We’ve all seen the stories about how HIllary could be, not just losing her !, but actually indicted for some of her corruptly- felonious actions.¬† Now, we’ve watched her slide through some stuff that would have any non-Clinton or other prominent (D) in jail, so I’d take that with a boulder of salt.

But add in that Move-on endorsed Bernie! and my prediction of M’Shell entering the race is looking less and less unlikely and idiotic.

Especially if the GOP manages to ram Rubio or Bush down our throats.

I’ve pretty much decided to try to think of the stupidest, most unlikely thing that’s simultaneously hilariously catastrophic and then just sit back and wait for it to happen.

It’s been a winning strategy since the Dems won an election during Bush’ reign of (some) terror by running on a platform of losing a war and raising taxes.

Oh, that’s motherfucking liberal fucking media.

I saw the hate-fulled, attack-mode, leftist douche-tools admit that Carson was talking about when he was 14 and younger and all the fuckheads they managed to find were in his high school so they wouldn’t have know about him in junior high and younger but that didn’t stop them from “asking questions” about Carson’s discussion of his life.

Questions about the last 20 years of Obama’s life were out of bounds but ‘interviews’ with fucking lying, hate-filed assholes about Carson’s life from 50 years ago are fair fucking game.

I hate those fuckheads, and the only person I’ve ever hated before was Yassir Fucking Arafat.

He created a death-cult of a statelet where children are brought up to want to die killing other children, the fucking assholes in our media are happily destroying the rule of law and the American experiment in self-governance, happily aided and abetted by our fine establishment betters in both parties who are trying to shove another Clinton V. Bush election which will turn off most of America.

Motherfuckers.

 

An aside, am I the only one boycotting TVLand for dropping the Dukes of Hazzard while still keeping that racist asshole, Steve Harvey, hosting Family Fued?

 

Via the Puppy Blender, we see Stephen Green noting that Obama isn’t all there.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying Obama has a clue about what the real world is like, he’s so steeped in marxist, chicago-machine ‘thinking’ that he cannot understand what the hell is going on in the world or that what he’s doing is practically guaranteeing a bunch of wars.

What I am saying is that any cure is worse than the disease of Obama.

Vodkapundit quotes section 4 of the 25 amendment to the Constitution

Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

 

Get that? If Obama’s too stupid to function as POTUS, the solution is President Joe Biden.

So then we have it all to do over, and over and over until we get to President…..ummmmm…. who the hell in the chain of command is competent?

We’ve elected as feckless, willfully ignorant and out-of-touch a group of incompetents as anybody outside of a Mel Brooks movie could.

We could spend the next 10 years getting rid of POTUSES until we get to….I don’t know, President Puppy Blender or President FrnakJ (I’m not exactly sure if bloggers are in the chain of command, but we can only hope).

The asteroid, alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse are our only viable solutions and would be much less painful than the world war and societal collapse we have bearing down on us.

Is nearly impossible in the time of Minitrue.

In June, I linked this story that noted that the official US debt hadn’t increased in months.

90 Days: Treasury Says Debt Has Been Frozen at $18,112,975,000,000

So where’s the debt clock now?

$18,4 trillion

In other words, instead of the around $20 trillion where it should be considering the way it’s moved in the Age of Obama, we’re a $trillion and a half lower.

Each year we’ve gone up more than a trillion, the continuing spending resolutions have not cut any spending so we’re at least around $20 trillion and could be even higher.

Minitrue and Foxnews are uninterested in this. Minitrue because they don’t want to cause waves for their god-president, Foxnews to protect the establishment pricks in the GOP who are perfectly okay with running up ridicudebt.

 

As an aside, who the fuck cares about the latest Hillary email scandal? Piling more on is worse than useless, it’s just noise anymore as Minitrue frames it as “The GOP is going after Hillary over her emails…..again!”

 

Knowing the wrong things is worse than being wrong these days.

Demonizing Americans against the socialization and racially increasing debt we’re incurring all while running away from the rest of the world is really scaring me too.

The more they demonize people like me, the less ill-informed Americans will care when the EPA, Social Security, NOAA or the fucking NASA SWAT team come for me.

Party.

Via Ace, we see this Minitrue outlet (the Hill) claim the Establishment pricks in the GOP are going to have to, more in sorrow than anger, ally with the Dems to keep the less intelligent from making the wrong choice.

Republicans may be forced to solicit Democratic help to break their Speaker stalemate, Rep. Charlie Dent (R) said Thursday.

I saw today how they’re tall talking about Paul Ryan, the man who had so much promise and then joined Mitt and went full establishment.

 

So are we seeing the beginning of Jerry Pournelle’s dystopian future with the formation of the Unity Party? With the further segregation of the populace (We Teh Peepul) into Taxpayer and Citizen on the horizon.

I wouldn’t mind it so much if only we had the Alderson drive, but we’re stuck on this planet.

That sucks.

Also via Ace, this Hot Air piece about how the ‘moderates’ are the ones causing chaos. They don’t want to lose power so they’ll do what they have to do to keep it.

Obama I mean.

As we all know, he’s on the side of whoever hates America the most and here we see some of that flexibility he was talking about with Tsar Putin I before the election.

Case in point.

Reports indicate the (Russian V) military buildup in Syria could consist of combat aircraft that are capable of striking ground targets, providing close air support and intercepting aircraft, and small numbers of main battle tanks and armored personnel carriers to transport troops to the battlefield.

So what did the US have to say about that?

In a “constructive conversation,” both Carter and Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoygu agreed to “further discuss mechanisms for deconfliction in Syria

 

Constructive.

I assume the discussions included something about a certain, shitty-little-country and how all the problems in the area are their fault.

This bit is kinda funny.

However, with U.S. aircraft also operating in the country as America roots out ISIS, it is important that the two powers coordinate their military presence to avoid accidental encounters.

Yeah, our “airstrikes” that occasionally blow up a piece of our equipment that Obama supplied to ISIS.

I wonder if the ‘coordination’ will involve bombing Israel.

I have to admit, I’m looking fondly back on the old Obama, the one who fought both sides of any war, now he’s just fighting against the US’ interests.

The GOP deal is actually pretty entertaining.

I still don’t see Trump doing anything, but I was wrong about the financial deal. Of course, I thought the financial thing had to be much more detailed, but still…..

I cannot believe Kasich is doing well anywhere, but Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina are really shaking things up.

Lefties can screech about racism and wymyn-hating, and watching them try to “other” Carson and Fiorina ala Clarence Thomas and Sarah Palin, respectively, is going to be ugly, but what if one of them wins?

Walking is fading fast, I’m not sure what the hell Rick Perry is doing but Carson and Fiorina are in position to take advantage of the “we hate the GOP” GOP Primary.

I was fer Walker, I’d still like it if he did well. I like Cruz, but I’m not sure if he’s a POTUS (cuz I hate minorities, obviously), that leaves Fiorina and Carson, both of whom I like but neither of whom I figured had a chance.

Of course, Jeb!!!!!!!!!! has a lot of money, big, establishment prick supporters so he’ll be in it until long after he should have figured out to just go home.

There is one piece of hilarious, non-endiness.

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina is polling 3% support in South Carolina,

Of course, that poll would be much better if it was on Graham for Senate, but that’s still pretty funny.
You realize what that calls for?

little lord graham