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I gotta say, it’s so damn endy out there I haven’t even gone online in days and I cannot watch the news.

So let’s look at some ridicufuckinglous headlines and pretend shit isn’t getting worse before our eyes.

I am very excited about Ca running out of water, I have high hopes on that being the spark of reality that will ignite stuff for real.

 

As we all know, the greater Mesopotamian-metropolitan-area has been engulfed in a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia for the last…..uhh……..1300 years and it’s heating up as people try to pretend it’s not a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

So some funny.

Iran arrests guy for rooting for Saudi Arabian soccer team. I mean, I could see if it was the fucking Cowboys, but that’s just sad.

It’s hard to tell, but it looks as if Iran is losing (unless Obama can pull their chestnuts out of the fire), Hezbollah is going broke. ISIS is taking all that sweet, sweet, jihadi money.

I love this article.

Russians in war zone do not like questions

Whodathunkit?

So the EUnuchs talked all, “We got yer back Ukraine!!!” and then did two things, jack and shit. And Jack ran out of gum.

So how does Ukraine respond?

Ukraine Wants to Double Gas Transit Fees for Gazprom, Says Energy Minister

Heh. Fuck em all is a good philosophy when the world writes you off.

Hillary Clinton is now admitting she wants to open re-education camps for unenlightened adults.

Yay….?

So the gubmint has a terrorist hotsheet, who’s not on it? Iran and their terrorist organization, Hezbollah, they actually talk about how Iran is working on stopping terrorism.

But that’s not why I linked, this is so absurd that it scares me that it’s how I feel.

Frankly we’re kind of surprised the Tea Party was left off.

Seriously, watching how the Dems and their political/entertainment industrial complex have been working overtime to dehumanize me I’m pretty surprised they haven’t officially listed me as an enemy.

Yet. There’s still tomorrow I guess.

Which leads to this, A request by our military to conduct realistic military exercises in Texas and some in Utah with stuff going on in other 4 corner states and the area.

I’d like to know who they’re using as an enemy but I just don’t want to find out it’s me.  It sucks that Obama’s managed to make me leery of our own fucking military.

 

So what have we learned today? Not a fucking thing.

All we can do is watch exactly how ridiculous our social, moral, political and intellectual betters can get before reality intrudes, all rudely and shit, on their fantasies.

Quote Of The Decade

Posted: February 25, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

This about sums up the decade. As the Dems get worse and worse, the GOP gets Not as Worse and Not as Worse.

It wasn’t so long ago that nothing Republicans liked could pass Congress because they *only* controlled the House and could mount Senate filibusters. One election, an expanded House majority and new Senate majority later and…Harry Reid is running the entire Congress of the United States with a minority that was thrown out of power (allegedly) less than 2 months ago.

 

No fighting on immigration, as anybody who paid any attention at all knew would happen, and no bills to repeal or defund Obamacare, as expected.

 

Fuck Me?

Posted: January 7, 2015 by veeshir in GOP Win!

No! Fuck You!

Hours after 24 Republicans voted against Boehner, GOP leaders removed two members from a key committee. By late Tuesday, Reps. Daniel Webster and Richard Nugent, both of Florida, were stripped from the powerful House Rules Committee…

I can truthfully say I knew it was coming, Establishment Pricks are nothing if not venal and vindictive assholes.

I love this bit.

“It’s outrageous,” Gohmert told the Washington Examiner. “I thought maybe we were actually going to be able to work together, but if people are going to be punished for representing their district, there is another big fight about to happen.”

As Boehner and McConnell are talking about working with the people who were just trounced in an election they’re working against the people who won it.

I haven’t seen any speculation, but the fact that so many Dems missed the vote means that more votes were needed to defeat Boehner, did Nancy Pelosi just work with Boehner to defeat the GOP?

All signs point to yes!/magic 8-ball.

The Establishment pricks are pissed off at the people they ostensibly represent.

They know better than we, and just because more than $1 trillion/year deficit is utterly unsustainable doesn’t mean they have to change anything, it means we need to shut up.

I am more sure that pretty soon we’ll have the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party, made up of the establishment pricks in both parties and at least a conservative party.  I do see them (added: The Establishment Pricks) calling it the Unity Party, ala Pournelle’s CoDominium’s world.

All the Establishment Pricks at least mouth the platitudes leftists like so they might not split off a lefty party but I just can’t see conservatives continuing supporting assholes who so obviously feel nothing but contempt for them.

Via Doug Ross’ always infuriating Larwyn’s Linx.

Update! Jeffrey Goldstein uses his tongue prettier than a $10 whore.

All of which is just a run-up to the takeaway of this post: I have too much pride and conviction to be a RINO. And yet, that’s where my position as a constitutionalist and classical liberal has left me.

So rather than be a hypocrite, or a fringe embarrassment, I will just say this: sayonara, national GOP. You don’t need me anyway, so you’ll take it as no real unkindness if I say I’m just not into you anymore. Now get dressed and take off. Your money’s on the dresser.

He also has class, I’m not leaving any money on the dresser.

My Hero

Posted: January 6, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Not sure who, but someone just voted for Senator Rand Paul for Speaker of the House.

He’s my hero not because I want Rand Paul for Speaker (although Ron Paul would be fan-farging-tastic), but because I want to gum up the works.

I’m all for throwing sand in the gears, anything to get Congress screaching to a halt is okay by me.

Important Update!!!!!!!!

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Importanter Update!!!!!!!!!!!

Boehner won. America lost.

Score one for the bad guys.

Are These Related?

Posted: January 5, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, GOP Win!

Day 606 of the IRS scandal, with nobody having paid any price whatsoever.

Day 606. Think of that, nearly 20 months and our fine political betters have done not a fucking thing.

Some GOP congresscritters are saying they won’t vote for Boehner for leader.

I do love the quote about Boehner and McConnell saying they’ll work with Obama.

Obama, who has refused to work with anybody, was the cause of a huge electoral loss for his party and the prospective GOP “leadership” is already surrendering before they even take charge.

 

Some lazy tubin today, I’m just gonna link to sites you should be reading but that need my particular………..idiom.

first, the Puppy Blender section.

I think we’ve found out what Jamie Gorelick is doing these days.

“The NBC News investigative reporter Matthew Cole has pieced together a remarkable story revealing that a single senior officer, who is still in a position of high authority over counterterrorism at the C.I.A.—a woman who he does not name—appears to have been a source of years’ worth of terrible judgment, with tragic consequences for the United States. Her story runs through the entire report

I just hope that there are not two women in gov’t with that kind of touch. Because one is an aberration, two implies more and that’s just too scary to contemplate.

We have Pakistani pols afraid to hunt down terrorists and thus go against the country’s true power brokers. In America, our establishment prick pols actively go and find power brokers to tell them what to do. Interesting, in Pakistan they’re afraid of being killed, in America they’re afraid of being broke.

I’m not sure which I’d prefer.

Speaking of establishment pricks, Mitch McConnell!

Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) is giving up his bid to become the next Budget Committee chairman…

Sessions has been the panel’s top Republican for the past four years…

That story has the same veracity and, indeed, the same source as the story that Senator Ted Cruz’s opposition to Obama’s immigration power grab led to the approval of stalled Obama nominees: Mitch McConnell.

Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), who often clashed with McConnell’s leadership team — wrote in an article last week in Conservative Review: “If Sessions loses the chair of the budget committee, it is only under the orders and direction of McConnell.”

It’s all too complicated to explain and McConnell’s hands are tied so the guy who might something I’d like has to go.

When I lived in the northeast, I had EZ-Pass, now, I own a Mustang GT convertible, I used to drive a little fast. I was waiting for them to start giving out speeding tickets using the time stamps and vowed I would stop using it when (not if) that happened.

Well, it’s happening.

Several states, including New York, Maryland and Pennsylvania, say they monitor speeds through the fast pass toll lanes and will suspend your E-Z Pass for multiple speeding violations.

Sure, not they’re just suspending your EZ pass, but pretty soon they’ll be ticketing you. Be warned.

Gov’t is spending too much money on stuff they’re not supposed to do so they need new sources of revenue and they’re getting unbelievably scummy about it.

Say Uncle has a little drudgetaposition post.

Obama says trying to censor movies is bad. And he would know since he tried to do it too

 

Heh.

Heh I say.

A nother hilarity that would be unexplainable even 20 years ago.

Health and Human Services released long overdue guidelines Friday ordering facilities that house illegal immigrant children to set up sexual abuse prevention programs, and to be prepared to deal with tricky cases such as transgender or intersex children.

 

Okay, that’s darn funny. I mean, I understand there’s going to be sexual assaults, these people don’t believe in laws, duh, but the transgender/intersex kids is hilarious. Somehow, I doubt that’s a big problem in the poor Latin American or terrorist communities that are the bulk of the recent flood of illegals. I leave out jihadis who wear hijabs to evade security or course.

Which leads to the Obama doctrine. Hi-freaking-larious.

Obama told reporters he joked with Communist dictator Raul Castro this week….

Minutes later in the press conference Barack Obama slammed America’s neighbor Canada.

 

I mean, it’s not a surprise that Obama prefers murderous dictators to elected leaders, but sooner or later even our ‘elite’ have to start noticing it, right?

In Nork news

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Putin invites the poofy-stomached, Kim Jong KG, to Russia.

The worst part about that? If we had competent leadership, only Bugs Bunny could do justice to what they could do, but since we have a man in charge who’s adept at losing wars we’ve already won, that means we could lose the Cold War and the Korean “conflict”. Sigh.

Speaking of the Norks, they do have a sense of humor.

North Korea on Saturday proposed a joint investigation with the U.S. into the hacking attack against Sony Pictures Entertainment,

Okay, that’s pretty darn funny and I’m actually rooting for them to succeed. That’ll be funny and endy, all we’re seeing these days is endy.

I do like the “We’ll Kill You All!!!!” part of their ‘request’.

warning of “serious” consequences if Washington rejects a probe that it believes will prove Pyongyang had nothing to do with the cyberattack.

Heh.

So what did we learn today?

Not a blessed thing except that even the Norks are noticing the feckless idiocy of our current God-President’s foreign policy.

Last, via the first Lumbersexual, file this under, “Things Veeshir Would Give Almost Anything To Do.”

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Preach It Brother!

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Senator Mike Lee on the latest continuing spending $trillions bill.

Since this bill was taken up in the House of Representatives, supporters of the CRomnibus have couched their support in the language of compromise. “This isn’t a perfect bill,” they say.

However, I believe it is perfect. As a representation of everything wrong with Washington, D.C, and as an example of exactly the kind of unfair, unrepresentative legislating that triggered successive electoral waves of bipartisan condemnation in 2006, 2008, 2010, and again in 2014 – the CRomnibus is perfect.

 

Exactly.

What bothers me about this is when a politician says something so good they’re almost always just saying what they think I want to hear.

In other words, they don’t mean it. I would hope he does, but it doesn’t really matter. What can “out” congresscritters do against their own party ‘leaders’?

Speaking of which,  I found this site, approved by the GOP leadership.

I like this one.

GOP Voter Device