Archive for the ‘Green Goofs’ Category

Okay, that’s hilarious.

The frequent but mild earthquakes giving shivers to the Irving area — but not other areas in North Texas — likely should be blamed on geologic fault lines rather than gas drilling practices, a geologist said Tuesday.

Wait, so earthquakes are caused by fault lines? The deuce you say!!!!!

I almost never say this, but check out the comments, some people are funny, “If I’m not mistaken……fracking caused The Rockies.” and others are just as funny, “Retry that headline. Something like: Irving-area quakes are likely not due to oil and gas activity, oil company geologist says.

 

My favorite comment? Glad you asked.

Fracking really? Why not blame global warming as well?…

Joke’s on you!

Recently discovered, that causal factor is seen by a growing body of scientists as further proof that climate change can affect the underlying structure of the Earth.

 

SCIENCE! has no room for science.

 

Remember folks, green science is neither.

Yet another Global Warming rally cancelled due to winter weather.

Now, I know you all expect to be sunbathing in New Haven for spring break, but you’ve gotta understand that even if you’re right about climate change (-it is the editorial stance of this blog that you aren’t), it wouldn’t happen that quickly.

Maybe look at a calendar next time?  You can still expect cold weather in February for a while longer.

I believe the science is settled on that.

 

No Dave, we’re not.

So nobody feels like blogging, I can understand why. All the shit we’ve been talking about for years is becoming too obvious for even our social, political, intellectual and moral betters to ignore.

But they still are.

First, a Drudgetaposition.

White House Says Tollybon are not terrorists.

Taliban disguised as Afghan cop kills Afghans and US folks.

With this clarification from Jokingly Truthy that the Tollybon are not terrorists but….

Earnest also acknowledged that the Taliban “carry out tactics that are akin to terrorism, they do pursue terror attacks in an effort to try to advance their agenda.

Har-dee-har-har-har.

 

Did the semi-kinetic action to kill/degrade/annoy ISIS end? The reason I ask is because ISIS is taking Kirkuk.

Is it time for the A Team to go in?

I’m not going to get into hypotheticals but you’re presuming that Iran and Syria don’t have any capacity to take on Isil. I mean, who knows? I don’t know what’s going to happen here,” he (J Effin Kerry V) said. “If we’re failing and failing miserably who knows what choice they’re might make.”

 

That’s why Obama wants Iran to have nukes I guess.

 

I would guess that explains this.

The ideological leader of Yemen-based Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) said Friday that France had surpassed the United States as the top enemy of Islam.

Jebus. That’s just embarrassing.

I do wonder the mechanics of it. I’d guess France is the Great Satan so we’re the Little Satan but what does that make Israel? Eh, they’ll kill us all so it doesn’t really matter.

That’s why we’re not blogging, it’s all too depressing.

 

I’m not sure if this is good or bad. Romney isn’t running.  I was kind of looking forward to the No! I’m More Moderater!!!! debates.

A couple chucklers.

Apparently Time is just trolling now. Global Worming…..Climate Grifting causes volcanoes.

It’s too stupid to quote, but by all means, have a snort or six of your favorite adult beverage and have at it.

So I saw what was obviously a p-shop making fun of some new Obamacare ad campaign at S. Weasel’s blog,

It wasn’t a p-shop. It was real. I was worried I’d have to use the same hipster-oriented one she used but fortunately, the site is chock full of teh funny. .

buh^7

 

As we said for the last one of these things, if the target audience is not insulted by this then that’s all about how sad this world is.

It’s feast or famine here, I’ve been working 12 hour days and not getting much sleep so that’s my excuse.

Two WTF? stories.

First up, the Japanese are pissed off M’Shell is blowing them off.

Obama will be the first US president to come to Japan on a state visit in 18 years, but never mind: Michelle’s absence has thrown Tokyo into a tizzy.

Seriously?

After Obama told them to fuck off when we were ‘negotiating” with the Norks and sent Smurfette… Carolyne Kennedy as the ambassador this is the line they draw?

Not having to deal with M’Shell would seem like a good thing to me, but then, I’ve never really understood the Japanese all that well.

 

A worse WTF? for those who don’t read or click Drudge links…

This one has layers. Like an onion or a ogre.

The province’s (British Columbia) Health Ministry said in an email to the B.C. Catholic that “biomedical waste” shipped to the U.S. to be incinerated includes “human tissue, such as surgically removed cancerous tissue, amputated limbs, and fetal tissue.”

“The ministry understands that some is transferred to Oregon. There it is incinerated in a waste-to-energy plant,” the email stated.

 

But wait, there’s still more!!!!

The ministry said that contractors handling the province’s “biomedical waste” follow “health and safety protocols, as well as federal, provincial, and local regulations.”

 

So burning pieces of people and dead babies for electricity is following the rules? Seriously?

The funniest part is that some gov’t bureaucratic tool thought that was a good thing to say.

Out: Soylent Green food.

In: Soylent ‘Green’ fuel.

Alternatively, as Charlton Heston would have said in 1973, you can have my electricity when you burn it from my cold-dead-hands.

 

I bet NOAA would like a do-over on this

 

It would be funny if… wait, it is funny. They weren’t even close, they’d correct it but they’re too busy calling me a denier.

 

Via Borepatch

Global Warmmongers lie.

But then, you knew that.

Global warming alarmists and their allies in the liberal media have been caught doctoring the results of a widely cited paper asserting there is a 97-percent scientific consensus regarding human-caused global warming.

 

Anybody who didn’t know this was not true has never paid attention to anything. I would occasionally try to argue against this with people who claimed it, but it’s Holy Writ and thus, not open to argument.

Does anybody really think you could get 97% of any group to agree with anything?

Cripes, Dentyne could only get 80% of dentists to recommend sugar-free gum.

Via my second favorite Weasel

Zippers.

Speaking of liars, just a little funny.

Obama says he’s going to veto a law that says he has to follow the law.

I don’t know why he’d veto it, it’s not as if he’s going to follow any laws and if any judges get involved, well, he still has the IRSNSAFBIEPA and the fucking Coast Guard to put any judges in their places.

The funniest part is that people are acting all surprised that a Chicago-Machine politician is acting like a Chicago-Machine politician.

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Below the fold, some hope from my favorite Weasel.

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Posted: March 5, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, It's Science!

Cause and implication of the global worming pause.

In my ignorant opinion the cause is the Sun and the implications are that Global Warmmongers lie.

That is all.