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I bet NOAA would like a do-over on this

 

It would be funny if… wait, it is funny. They weren’t even close, they’d correct it but they’re too busy calling me a denier.

 

Via Borepatch

Global Warmmongers lie.

But then, you knew that.

Global warming alarmists and their allies in the liberal media have been caught doctoring the results of a widely cited paper asserting there is a 97-percent scientific consensus regarding human-caused global warming.

 

Anybody who didn’t know this was not true has never paid attention to anything. I would occasionally try to argue against this with people who claimed it, but it’s Holy Writ and thus, not open to argument.

Does anybody really think you could get 97% of any group to agree with anything?

Cripes, Dentyne could only get 80% of dentists to recommend sugar-free gum.

Via my second favorite Weasel

Zippers.

Speaking of liars, just a little funny.

Obama says he’s going to veto a law that says he has to follow the law.

I don’t know why he’d veto it, it’s not as if he’s going to follow any laws and if any judges get involved, well, he still has the IRSNSAFBIEPA and the fucking Coast Guard to put any judges in their places.

The funniest part is that people are acting all surprised that a Chicago-Machine politician is acting like a Chicago-Machine politician.

Don’t forget

obamapizza

Below the fold, some hope from my favorite Weasel.

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IMIO

Posted: March 5, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, It's Science!

Cause and implication of the global worming pause.

In my ignorant opinion the cause is the Sun and the implications are that Global Warmmongers lie.

That is all.

Important Update Below!!!!!

Global warmmongers lie, it’s what they do.

They’ve been flailing around blaming the global worming “pause” on everything but the Sun, so now they claim it’s volcanoes that are doing it.

But wait, global worming is caused by rising CO2, right? And volcanoes emit fantabulous amounts of CO2, right?

So in other words, more CO2 emitted by evil people causes global worming while more CO2 emitted by natural volcanoes pauses global worming.

The science is settled dontcha know. What are you, some kind of denier?

In related news, the mann who lied about winning a Nobel Prize, who sues people who point out his serial “mistakes”, and who is…well, let’s let Mark Steyn tell you, he’s already being sued.

Steve McIntyre continues his examinations of Dr Mann’s false claims to have been “exonerated” by various investigations and inquiries. As Steve has said, these claims are as false as his claim to be a Nobel Laureate, which he made in the original complaint….

(from Mann’s defence  claiming he was proven correct V)…The report examined whether manipulation or suppression of data occurred and concluded that “the scientists’ rigor and honesty are not in doubt. [38 – Muir Russell Report]“…

…Sir Muir’s findings apply only to the “CRU scientists” – that’s to say, employees of the University of East Anglia, …. So, as evidence of Michael Mann’s “exoneration”, the best his lawyers can come up with is a fake quote from a report exonerating some people he happens to be acquainted with.

The defence…(defense?) rests.

Well, not so much important as hilarious update! Via the Warmlist we see a story from 2009 claiming that Global Worming is helping al Quaeda and the Taliban.

This is not a photoshop

ABC Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped By Global Warming 1

Sputter.

Good News:

The bloody civil war in Syria and Iran’s efforts to come in from the diplomatic cold will drive the agenda next week …(at) Davos.

Bad News:

…not be Davos with the presence of celebs …Hollywood heartthrob Matt Damon…Bono …and Goldie Hawn

You have to love the description of Goldie though, “erstwhile US comedy star Goldie Hawn”

That’s cold.

Good News: ISIS is losing in Syria

The Al-Qaeda-linked Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham has reached out to other rebel groups in Syria to head off infighting,

Bad News: That means Hezbollah is winning and that means winning in Lebanon.

Top Hezbollah MP Mohammad Raad on Sunday said that his party was unwilling to discuss the ministerial statement before the formation of a government,

In other words, “We’re going to be terrorists you sheep.

Bad News: China is spoiling for a war in the South China Sea, Korea and Taiwan.

“Those borders where our army has won victories are more peaceful and stable, but those where we were too timid have more disputes.”

Goodish News: The Philippines are pushing back.

Gazmin, (Philippines Sec Def V) visiting a military camp in the northern Philippines, said the Hainan law did not apply to Philippine territorial waters, some of which overlap with those of China which claims most of the South China Sea.

“We will not follow their rules in our own territory. Why do we need permission from another country that does not own our fishing grounds? These are ours,” he told reporters.

More Goodish News: The Philippines are noticing that China is actually preparing for war.

Stephen Den Beste always said that we aren’t afraid enough of the Japanese, I’ve always believed him, which leads to…

Weird News To Note: From the Japan Times

One can only wonder what sort of tale American “techno-thriller” writer Tom Clancy …might have spun from the scenario that’s now unfolding in the East China Sea.

Alas, Mr. Clancy passed away of an undisclosed illness on Oct. 1, …

Buh? You’re talking about fighting the most populous nation on the Earth and you’re wondering what the hell Tom Clancy would have to say about it?

Good News: We have a decent chance for a zombie apocalypse (or linking link bait)

America’s Number One Prescription Sleep Aid Could Trigger ‘Zombies,’ Murder and Other Disturbing Behavior

An aside, you’re characterizing zombies and murder as “disturbing behavior”? Heh.

Bad News: They’re already in charge in some places.

The San Francisco Inquisition is now itching to roast Maria Conchita Alonso alive.  The charge: blasphemy.  She not only dared to support a Tea Party candidate for governor, but also used the term “illegal” in reference to migrants from south of the border who sneak into the United States without a visa or any kind of permit.

She  was supposed to be in the Vagina Monologues. Isn’t that some sort of free speech thing? I don’t know, I don’t have one. I have rented them though so I suppose I should find out.

Another aside, listen to her in The Running Man and then listen to Selma Hayek and try to figure out who is who.

Good News: Scientists are starting to notice the Sun is not cooperating.

Bad News: These idiots can’t give up their religion. After a few paragraphs talking about the Maunder Minimum and other minimums causing outrageously cold condition we get this:

And while some have argued that ebbs and flows in the Sun’s activity are driving the climate – overriding the effect of greenhouse gas emissions, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change concludes that solar variation only makes a small contribution to the Earth’s climate.

A trace gas (less than .04% or under 4 parts in 10,000) is driving the climate more than that great glowing orb of nukular fire whose effects (noon in a desert), or lack thereof (northern cold areas), can kill you in a matter of hours from 93,000,000 miles.

How do you even talk to someone who so smugly believes that idiocy?

That’s the worst part of global warmmongering, you can’t do real science on our effects on the climate, you have to prove CO2 is gonna KILLS US ALL!!!!!!!.

If you find that say, the Great Brown Cloud of Asia has more effect on the environment than all the autos and flatulent cows in the world, well, you’re a denier and you can’t get your stuff published.

The Science Is Settled.  Heretic.

Good News: Arizona has rights to lots of water from the Colorado for irrigation.

Bad News: California needs that water.

Worse News: Klamath Falls had rights to water for irrigation too.

There’s a spring on the patch of land where my apt is and there isn’t another one anywhere close.
When it all falls apart, I still think I’ll head to the mountains. There are no terrain features here, just flat scrub while the Salt River flows through mountain valleys that have pretty much ready made strong points on or near water. At least I’ll have water for the trip. Hopefully I get there soon enough that the residents won’t be organized to keep riff-raff like me out.

Climatolojest

Posted: January 7, 2014 by veeshir in Green Goofs, It's Science!

Global Worming (which has paused since 97) is causing historic cold. say Rutgers and NASA climatolojesters.

That’s fucking hilarious.

Important Update!!!!!!!!

In previous global coolmonging, they blamed the polar vortex on global cooling. (fixed syntax)

Remember folks, Green Science is neither and never has been.

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An Arctic blast from the past

Posted: December 9, 2013 by aliceaitch in Green Goofs, WTF Is Wrong With Colorado

Tony of Tony’s Rants made an interesting observation on Facebork today…Six years ago, Artic ‘expert’ Dr. Wieslaw Maslowski predicted that there would be no ice in the Arctic in summer 2013. He was concerned that “our projection of 2013 is already too conservative.”

In other global warming news, Colorado is fucking cold lately. I tried putting insulation on our garage doors over the weekend to try to minimize the incoming cold; the foamboard adhesive froze and the insulation fell off.

thorntoncold

 

Finally

Posted: November 13, 2013 by veeshir in Green Goofs, Hotassery, It's Science!

For a few years now it’s been obvious that solar scientists were pissed off at the Sun because it just refused to act the way it’s acted. They kept predicting shit and it kept not happening.
So they’re finally admitting it.

“Robert Lee Hotz reports in the WSJ that current solar activity is stranger than it has been in a century or more. The sun is producing barely half the number of sunspots as expected, and its magnetic poles are oddly out of sync.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step in fixing it.

 

Now if we could just convince them to at least think about the idea that the Sun might have some effect on the temperature of the Earth…

One side effect of Global Worming I don’t mind below the fold (more…)

You know, besides looking into it,

So we’ve all heard Gorequemada warning us about Gaia throwing plagues of hurricanes, tornadoes, drought, flooding, the Nile turning to bloo…. oops, scratch that last one. Different religion.

So as the current conventional wisdom is that global worming is going to pause for 20 more years (spoiler alert: That’s just as “scientific” as global worming, the Sun isn’t acting the way it’s acted for the last couple hundred years and it’s freaking scientists out) we see that tornadoes are happening at a very low rate. and so are hurricanes.

So CO2 is increasing yet the temperature is decreasing and all their dire warnings are just not coming true.

So what would real scientists do when faced with these facts? Admit they need to refine their hypothesis or scrap it altogether and go to Cabo to study the effects of pina colodas on college students for a little while.

But not global warmmongers, they lie.

A leaked draft of an IPCC report due in 2014 shows how climate change is already affecting food security around the world. -

You see, just because the planet’s been cooling, and is showing no signs of warming in the near future, that doesn’t mean that all that starvation and famine and drought and stuff doesn’t need a $trillion of American money.

Hey, without the USSR, Russia kind of broke and China cheap bastids, it’s hard to run a Thirld-World dictatorship hellhole these days while still filling up Swiss bank accounts, if they don’t have enough starving people they won’t get Alyssa Milano to earnestly ask me for money.

The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Entertainment

Posted: September 24, 2013 by veeshir in Filthy Hippies, Green Goofs, Win!

Okay, that’s funny.

Russia’s top investigative agency said Tuesday it will prosecute Greenpeace activists on piracy charges

Putin is messing with Obama and Greenpeace.
He’s a man after my own heart, too bad he’s such a budding Tsar/Bond-Villain.

H/T a friend of mine. You don’t know him and I’d like to keep it that way.