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Damn The Tubes! Full Typos Ahead!

Posted: March 17, 2013 by veeshir in China, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Jitardis, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, Teh Funneh, Vagina Squad Fail, You'll pry 'em from my cold dead hands
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A drudgetaposition

DHS buying $9 million worth of guns from H&K and Sig

DHS hiring!

Now, I defended CPAC for not inviting people like Christie, but I am pretty upset about GOProud.

As Eric asks, Is Breitbart’s ghost uninvited?

Quoth Breitbart

“If being conservative means rejecting gay conservatives because they are gay, then fine, I’m not a conservative.”

It’s their party, but people afraid of gay cooties really need to get a grip. Everybody knows girls are where cooties come from.

Now, I hate trusting a Minitrue outlet, but I don’t think they’d actually alter a transcript, you never know but this feels right.

Boehner from ABC’s This (is) Weak

MARTHA RADDATZ: So, do you trust President Obama?

SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: Absolutely….. There’s no issue there. We have a very, very– good relationship.

Fuck.

But it gets better.

SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: We do not have an immediate debt crisis.

Double fuck.

SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: Well, I think– most people would think that I’m part of the common-sense caucus.

By “most people”, I assume he’s talking about his staff and GOP tools who hate wacko birds.

I could quote this fucking thing all day, but I’ll end on a hilarious note

SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER:…The Senate is likely to finish their budget– after– the Easter recess.

Listen, there aren’t enough “ha”s in the world for that “bwa” so I don’t want to use them up on something so fucking stupid.  They’re already doing more continuing spending $trillions resolutions.  Those are much better than budgets, they don’t have deficit spending or earmarks. At least, everybody can pretend they don’t and really, that’s all that matters.

In Fuck You Minitrue News, a puppy blender link quoting The Hill. (I don’t link Minitrue if I can avoid it)

“A growing number of states are moving forward with legislation to exempt them from new federal gun controls and, in some cases, brand as criminals anyone who tries to enforce them. While many of the bills are considered symbolic or appear doomed to fail, the legislative explosion reflects a backlash against legislative and regulatory efforts in Washington to tamp down on gun violence.”

Fuck you, it’s not about reducing gun violence, it’s about control, it’s about making citizens into subjects and you assholes know it, you just keep pushing your fucking view at every chance.

So what does it say when I see the ‘Justice” Dept. is investigating the Wall Street Journal and my first thought is, “How did they piss off Obama?”

said it had received information from a person it described as a whistleblower who claimed one or more Journal employees had provided gifts to Chinese government officials in exchange for information, according to people familiar with the case.

First, so fucking what? If they want to pay for information, why is that Obama’s….. oh yeah, Chinese bribes.

Nevermind.

Another Weasel Zippers link that would be fucking hilarious if it weren’t as we they were fucking with us over the SEQUESTER THAT’S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!.

The federal government is spending $227,437 to investigate how animals have been depicted in National Geographic magazine over a span of 120 years, which federal officials say is an “innovative study” that will examine “images of animals to see how people have changed their view of the natural world.”

… “Predators like wolves and coyotes have been consistently portrayed as a threat.

Gee, too bad they don’t make people think coyotes are all fluffy and friendly and stuff. I mean, who wouldn’t want their kids wanting to pet a vicious carnivore that’s one of the more opportunistic killers and lives in and near people areas? Sure jerks like my neighbor who lost his dog and chickens to the coyotes might be unhelpful about that, but that’s cuz he’s not as smart as bureaucrats in DC.

Okay, three more chucklers to end the day.

First, “Crazed Man Dressed As Vagina Shuts Down Pro-Life Speech” I will say, the story delivers on the headline. His mom isn’t very good at sewing.

Second, a little global warmmongering hilarity.

The estimates – given with 75 per cent and 95 per cent certainty – suggest only a five per cent chance of the real temperature falling outside both bands.

But when the latest official global temperature figures from the Met Office are placed over the predictions, they show how wrong the estimates have been, to the point of falling out of the ‘95 per cent’ band completely…

Do tell.

The funniest part, for me, is people scratching their heads and thinking that maybe other people who say the same phenomenon causes heat, cold, drought, floods, oyster herpes and the Earth exploding might just be making shit up.

And last, a quiz. I guaran-damn-tee nobody, and I mean nobody, gets the answer.

Who wrote this bit of poetry? (Link below so you can’t cheat, I took this from the middle because there are some words that might give a clue)

I am a supplicant for a goblet of wine
from the hand of a sweetheart.”

“O Friend, I have become captivated
by the mole over your lip.
I have seen your languid eyes
and I have become sick.”

“Place a strand of your wavy hair in my way.

In white ink, so you’ll have to highlight it.

Sayyid Ruhollah Mostafavi Musavi Khomeini

That’s right, the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomenei,

As the author says

Apparently the same guy who issued a deadly fatwa against Salman Rushdie and his ‘Satanic verses’; the same guy who has written a mini guide for good Muslim pedophiles on how to have sexual pleasure from a baby among other atrocities;  has also written poetry on wine, love, taverns, drunkenness and languid eyes

Did you get it? Of course not.

Must have been his Paris days.

Hey, Nanny Bloomberg…

Posted: March 11, 2013 by Sean M. in FAIL, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, L.L.A.P.H., Liberal Fascism, You'll pry 'em from my cold dead hands
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SALTY LANGUAGE WARNING
 

 
Details here. Thank you, Milton Tingling.

Will the last person to leave California please turn off the lights?

Posted: March 1, 2013 by Sean M. in FAIL, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Lame, Liberal FAIL
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Oh, who am I kidding? By then, we’ll have long since run out of electricity:

A January study by the American Petroleum Institute listed California’s gas taxes as second highest in the nation behind New York. After the July 1 tax increase, however, the 70.1 cents average tax per gallon will lead the nation.

Prices for regular gas in California are already among the highest in the nation. On Wednesday, the average price for a regular gallon of gas was $4.238, up from $3.69 a month ago. California’s prices are second only to Hawaii, the Auto Club reported.

This is basically happening because the Democrat-controlled legislature decided back in 2010 that they wanted to get their grubby little hands on money normally used for road projects, so they lowered the sales tax on gas but boosted the excise tax. How does this all work? Well, if this were a horror movie, you would be screaming at the screen because the characters were about to do something incredibly foolish that would get them all brutally murdered…

An excise tax is a tax on an individual product purchased, not based on the price. The publicly elected Board of Equalization must set the rate each year by March 1 so that the state generates the same amount of tax revenue it would have had it remained under the previous sales-tax system.

Dun Dun DHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Taxable sales of gasoline in California have fallen from 15.9 billion gallons in fiscal year 2006 to 14.6 billion gallons in fiscal year 2012.

Yeah, you read that right. Nobody can afford to buy a product, so the brain trust that runs the state has set up the system so that taxes on that product have to go up. Cue the “Real Men of Genius” theme song.

The rest of you can go ahead and laugh, but you should probably bear in mind that this is likely a chilling glimpse of things to come in a country full of people stupid enough to re-elect Barack Obama.

Round The Tubes: Good News/Bad News

Posted: February 11, 2013 by veeshir in Ask a Moron, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, I'm Afraid I Can't Blog That, Jitardis, Liberal Fascism, Obama's Fault
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I had a youtube vid to post this morning and forgot it, so you get a few extra links today. Don’t say I don’t never give you nothing.

People are pointing and laughing, but is this good new or bad news?

I’m trying to figure out if I’m fer it or agin it.

Pakistani Taliban members are threatening store owners to quit selling Viagra-type potency pills or “face the consequences,”

On the one hand, do we really want a bunch of horny jihadis running around having kids?

On the other hand, the Taliban mostly mess with Pashtun and their spiritual brethren.  That link talks about our military having to teach them that they can’t work the ass so much if they want kids.

So if we give them Viagra, they’ll spend their time fucking just about everything  they can hold down long enough except their wives in the right place, and while they’re running around with their boners chasing the village goats, they won’t be blowing themselves up in kindergartens.

Hmmmm. Maybe we should try an experiment in Afghanistan. Air drop Viagra into Taliban controlled areas, see if the population goes up or attacks go down. At the very least we’ll get some great gun camera videos.

Ace links Hot Air linking the Wash Post who says: Good News! (/Prof Farnsworth)

President Obama is considering a series of new executive actions aimed at working around a recalcitrant Congress, including policies that could allow struggling homeowners to refinance their mortgages, provide new protections for gays and lesbians, make buildings more energy-efficient and toughen regulations for coal-fired power plants, according to people outside the White House involved in discussions on the issues. …

It’s good that he’s going to ignore Congress to get what Teh Peepul Need! They’re all recalcitrant and shit and those are all good things. You’re not against saving the planet and those most defenseless? (not that they need guns mind you, they need more gov’t to protect them)

It’s not a story about Obama without a quote from an anonymous source close to Obama (probably the “journalist”) that’s a howler.

These and other potential actions suggest that Obama is likely to rely heavily on executive powers … the president does not see the actions as substitutes for more substantial legislation, he also wants to move forward on top priorities. …

Senor Homer will  translate.

Then this

In the months ahead, some people close to the White House said Obama must weigh the prospect of making progress on his priorities with the risk that acting aggressively could hurt the chances for more substantial legislation on Capitol Hill.

You see, it’s all about Obama getting stuff done so it’s always good news. The only bad news would be if he couldn’t get all the important stuff we need done.

It’s funny how our definitions of “good” and “bad” differ so much. Scary, but kind of funny.

Good News! This man is in Congress.

grayson

Bad News! this man is not

no RINO

Okay, now this is the point of the post and it doesn’t much to do with the theme. I blame Obama.

It’s mostly a hilarious video that’s not funny at all.

First, I’d like to denounce my racism for laughing my ass off at this video. The guys narrating are hilarious but since they’re black, I must be laughing at them and not with them. I also denounce myself for laughing my ass off at the last clip of the mother.

It’s scary because there are many millions of these women’s spiritual sistren, of all races, creeds and colors,  raising children while showing them just this example. It’s very fucking depressing.

You’ll laugh your ass off. (language warning, they hardly say “fuck” at all)

Round The Tubes: Lying Eyes Edition

Posted: February 7, 2013 by veeshir in Democratic morality, Exploding things, FAIL, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC
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In “You have to ignore reality to believe this shit” news, we have our fine betters in EUnuchustan explaining that all them dead Jews are from the armed wing of Hezbollah, not the real group.

The “armed wing” bullshit has baffled me for my whole life.

Back when Gerry Adams was claiming that he wasn’t in the IRA but his political group wanted all the same things and really, isn’t it England’s fault that they’re killing babies? and the IRA is the armed wing of the Sinn Fein and we can’t control them and….. The “Gerry Adams” link above is about a woman who said, “Yeah Adams was an IRA terrorist” and then she committed suicide by shooting herself in the back 4 times  or something.

So who you gonna believe? EUnuchs or your lying eyes?

Another bullshit “It’s all about sex” deal. The Menendez deal has all manner of corruptionistical facets involving all manner of Democratic politicians. I can’t summarize that link, it’s full of tawdry dealings in $millions involving Dem pols and the Florida eye doctor.

So naturally it’s all about sex. Who you gonna believe? CNN or your lying eyes?

Eh, I can’t go any farther, I had a few more links but I just get sick of being called names because I notice reality.

So let’s get down, let’s get funny.

Via the Jawas, we see a link that’s hilarious. Until you think about how global warmmongers might try to ‘fix’ things based on this stupidity.

There are concerns that earthworms increase greenhouse gas emissions, which troubles scientists since earthworm numbers are on the rise.

So earthworms cause global worming? Heh. Vindication!

Why that scares me is that global warmmongers will decide we need to sterilize the soil to kill all the earthworms to save the world. They can do that right after they seed the ocean with iron and kill all the plankton. If SMOD doesn’t get here soon, we’re gonna do it ourselves and that’s just not funny enough.

In “Welcome to the 12th century” news, we have Kashmiri Muslims working on joining the last millenium (they’ll get to this one real soon)

An Indian high school all-girl rock band have quit after a senior Muslim cleric issued a fatwa against them and branded them “indecent”.

See? They didn’t kill those indecent girls! Hell, they even managed not to throw acid in their faces or honor-rape them.

Now that’s progress!

In Good On Ya Mate! news, we have our favorite Aussie Publican sticking up for our guns and saying “Fuck you” (I think, I’m not really sure if that’s the proper translation from the original Australian) to the Aussie wine ‘seller’ who pulled his wines from the NRA wine club.

The wine list at the Wayside Tavern (one of the better wine lists in Qld) will no longer include anything from Yalumba.

I really want to go to Queensland and find this bar.

In “Life Imitates TV” news, we have some scary hilarity.

In the first one I have to give a mea culpa.

I watched Boardwalk Empire the last two seasons, decent show. In one season he was having problems with the justice dept so he hired a lawyer the uber corrupt attorney general suggested. Cut to Menendez news.

In one key move, Menendez has begun to rely for guidance on trusted aides and former advisers, including one who is very close to Attorney General Eric Holder.

I’ve been saying it’s Chicago-machine politics but they’re doing Atlantic City machine politics. Boy is there egg on my face.

In the scariest hilarity we’ve seen all…day, life is imitating cartoons now!

Recall when cloned Homers were going to KILL US ALL!

Then cloned Benders were going to make us all kiss their shiny metal asses and then KILL US ALL!!

So it’s The Funniest End of Civilization Ever, what sort of clones would actually KILL US ALL!!!?

A Brazilian city is in the midst of a bizarre crime spree where all the criminals are called John Lennon.

Rampaging John Lennons! There’s a phrase I bet you thought you’d never read.

That’s hard to top, but Jay at MArooned managed it.

Skeet Shooting Obama Action Figure!

Sorry, I have to stop now, I was going to do some hotassery and explain a comment from yesterday but once you’ve posted rampaging John Lennons and Skeet Shooting Obama Action Figure it’s time to stop. I’ll have more later on.

 

Update: I had forgotten where I got the Rampaging John Lennons story, Stoaty Weasel.  She gets all the best links.

Round The Tubes: Take Two

Posted: January 30, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Mideast Madness, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, You'll pry 'em from my cold dead hands
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Sonomabatch. I wrote this post about an hour ago but I had one last link and when I hit it, I got a pop up that when I closed,  closed every window and tab opened and the autosave draft was useless. That’s too bad, because that was possibly the best blogging I’ve ever done and it’s all gone.Seriously, the bon mots were especially bon.

The theme was “Send guns and money, keep the lawyers”.

I know, I shouldn’t use Explorer…Netscape…Firefox. Can we get to when I’m not supposed to use Google Chrome? That’s the only browser I don’t like.

So here we go round the tubes. Again.

First in send guns edition, we get a police commissioner doing two funny things, telling the truth both about the law and his intentions and talking about wanting to make guns even more illegal to get them off the streets. The law won’t do crap, he wants to ban handguns and making them more illegal will take them off the streets. Oh, and he’s an idiot who doesn’t understand cause and effect.

So let’s hear it from Ray Kelly in the NY Post, explaining why we can’t be trusted but he can.

While assault rifles serve no legitimate hunting purpose, and their ban would be a welcome advance after the Newtown slaughter,…

By contrast, a total of 77 assault weapons were seized in arrests in the city, less than 3 percent of the total.

In only three of nearly 1,400 shooting incidents last year were ballistics associated with assault weapons.

 

So, assault weapons bans are useless even if they’re effective (which they aren’t, aside from only banning scary options, those guns were probably already illegally possessed), but those guns are scary so let’s ban them.

But then we get to the meat(head) part of his ‘argument’. The ellipses above took out talk about how handguns were mostly used in crime. Which handguns were probably nearly exclusively illegally possessed as it’s very hard to get a permit in NYC unless you’re one of the bien pensants (only thinking bien thoughts and, more importantly, supporting bien pols and bien positions while giving lots of bien money).

Back to Ray. He tells us about a specific gun (Ruger) used to kill Teh Children, then explains why making guns even more illegal will be good and then this.

Ninety percent of the guns used in crimes in New York City also originated out of state, with Virginia, Pennsylvania, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida among the most frequent repeat states of origin.

 

 

Love that, most originate out of state. From which states the most? We don’t know, he just says these are some of the places, notice he only talks about free states, but I wonder how many originate (were stolen) from Conn., Mass, NJ and Vermont? Especially since Vermont has some seriously lenient gun laws and shares a long border that’s mostly a lake (Champlain) that leads to 87 which leads directly to NYC. Hmmmmm, now why wouldn’t a leftist, authoritarian not refer to a leftist state with a Socialist senator?I’m stumped.

He disregards that 90% of the guns come from out of state (I would bet that, like 42% of all statistics, that 90% is completely made-up), what the hell does he think is going to happen if we make guns illegal in the US? That’s right you fucking moron, criminals will get guns from out of the US. Mexico has a nice pipeline of illegal people and good flowing in, that should pick up the slack. So I won’t have a gun, but Putin, Chavez’ successor and the gov’t of Mexico will be more than happy to sell AKs(first two) and ARs(ours, sort of a lend-lease from Mexico) to our criminals. Yay! Asshole.

Speaking of which, here is the pdf of the scary options banned.  I look forward to Bushmaster’s new line of AR-15s (or whatever they call them) with a smooth, fixed, pistol-grip-less stock and deluxe, target barrel with no bayonet mount that comes with a 7-round mag. No shoulder thing that goes up, but that goes without saying. (or ever rationally thinking)

Next, we have my favorite type of op-ed, when one of our “Elite” looks at an issue  for the first time, shows he has never, ever read any gun-blogger or 2nd amendment proponent talking about gun laws and is stumped. He looks at the proposed gun laws and finds they won’t really do anything, they’re not ‘rational’.

This heightened “rationality review” could help ensure that the reason being articulated is the real reason for the law.

Bwahahahahahahahahhaha. The reason for the law is never the reason being articulated. Especially when talking about gun laws. The reason behind gun laws is control. When a law claims the death of a child or children as its patron, you have to accept that the people proposing the law are dancing  in the blood of that child or children and look at the law accordingly. It’s not rocket surgery.

Wow, this time is longer, sorry. I was less loquacious earlier. I had only had one cup of coffee at that time.

Next, we have stuff heating up in Lebanon with Israel bombing along the Syrian-Lebanese border.  Eh, you know them Jews, probably a baby-milk truck convoy. Bastards.

In ‘Send Money’ hilarity, we have another ‘Elite” furrowing his brow and not understanding reality.

Headline

US debt headed toward 200 percent of GDP even after ‘fiscal cliff’ deal

How do you respond to that? This fool thinks that raising the borrowing limit was supposed to lower debt.

See, this is my problem. When people who think they’re intelligent actually say stuff that fucking stupid I can’t help but laugh and explain in great detail exactly how fucking stupid they are, or I just keep my mouth shut. I wish I knew some way in between, but when I try my tone of voice screams, “You fucking moron!!!!!!” or is the tone you use when you explain to a 2-year old why they don’t want to put the kitten in the microwave. You use a totally different tone of voice when you’re telling the 2-year old why you should put the kitten in the microwavce.

I lost some links, so even though this time is longer, there are fewer links. So less for more. Another victim of the Obama economy!

I’ll leave you with an absolutely beautiful way to get college girls to sleep with you while not costing all that much money (certainly not considering you’re buying in bulk). Via Wyatt.

The University of Minnesota is spending $3,400 to host a symposium this spring specifically designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve bigger, better and more orgasms.

 

I’m a little depressed I didn’t think of that.I wonder how they’ll do it. I figure, you put all the girls in the gym on the mats, get them naked and tell them to start touching themselves while you and your assistants will wander the roome and help them as you see necessary. Not forgetting, of course, the important role blowjobs play in the female orgasm.

If the nearest bar doesn’t have “Ladies Night” right after the Symposium they’re idiots.

Well, that’s that. I will say that using a laptop outside in AZ is not all that easy. I get to watch myself type in the screen and I can’t see the cursor for crap.

Round The Tubes, Nelson Muntz Edition

Posted: January 16, 2013 by veeshir in China, Exploding things, Filthy Hippies, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, It's Science!, Jitardis, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault, Teh Funneh
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“Gotta nuke something” posts first.

Brunei, fucking Brunei, is the chair of ASEAN this year and they’re bearding China in their den.

Brunei will pursue a binding code of conduct among competing South China Sea claimants as a top priority during its ASEAN chairmanship, officials said Monday.

 

So I guess having a feckless American president is causing others to stand up.  Of course, they need America to stand up for them when push comes to commie invasion.

Which leads to this, Obama’s been selling stuff to non-commies so

The key strategic aim of the “pivot”, experts contend, is to contain China’s maritime assertiveness and protect freedom of navigation in the Western Pacific, a global artery for trade and energy transportation. Yet the US’s strategic re-focus on Asia has paradoxically not only strengthened the hands of Chinese hawks calling for a more muscular counter-strategy but also emboldened the US’s regional partners, namely Japan, Philippines, and Vietnam, to push their claims more aggressively.

 

 

I have high hopes, but I’m just not sure if I trust that Obama fellow. Every time he’s been involved in an international dispute, from Honduras to Iran to Great Britain and more, he’s sided with the commies. but apparently at least some non-commies and non-Chinese commies think they can trust him.

Still, I’m not sure if I’d place my country’s future in Obama’s hands, especially as we see it heating up.

I had other possible nuke things going on, but I’m no longer in the mood so on to Le Ha Ha.

I love this one. I’m a little embarrassed it was commie Chinese and not good, old, American rednecks who came up with it though. We’re falling behind in the crazy use of weapons department.

Organisers of an ice festival in China’s northern Jilin province thought they were being clever by inviting tourists to use live chickens as shooting targets. Instead, it has sparked controversy and anger when people across the country learned about the cruel game.

The photos, published by major newspapers including The People’s Daily, showed people shooting arrows at live childrens at an ice park. In one photo, a chicken is seen struggling after being shot with two arrows.

 

Sputter. I mean, I love it, but did any of the people involved with this stop and say, “You know, maybe this isn’t such a good idea.”?

This is kind of a brutal, endy sort of Ha-Ha but since I’m happy when terrorists torture and kill each other instead of me, I’m calling this a win.

Then there are the prisons run by the armed opposition, filled with partisans of the Syrian regime. Inside these walls, people accused of committing crimes are being tortured and liquidated by their captors in the armed opposition.

 

In their own torture centers. That’s gosh darned endy and funny. I mean, I know they’re jihadis who are just grabbing anybody they don’t like, but at least some of them must be actual Syrian agents.

Another that’s not funny. But it is.

A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.

 

Is it wrong to hope he had a goatee, was wearing a vest and a vintage Quisp t-shirt?

 

And for the big finale, my very favorite type of Ha-Ha, global warmmongering ha-has.

Freezing weather with light snow flurries greeted about 200 climate activists gathered on the steps of the state Capitol noon Monday to demand the state Legislature get serious about climate change.

Just cuz the endy is getting worse doesn’t mean Gaia stopped hating Al Gore.
Not From Olympia, just a funny pic

Not From Olympia, just a funny pic

Don’t forget to point and laugh folks, schaden is the only freude you’re getting.

Nerdpalooza

Posted: January 11, 2013 by veeshir in FAIL, Geektasticity, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
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Important update: Yeah, I probably should have linked the story.

I have no idea what CES is or why it’s noteworthy that Microsoft didn’t open it (Qualcomm did), but I do know that this review in pics and tweets is pretty darn… well, a taste.

Desmond Tutu: finally, something weirder than an exec talking to Big Bird while wearing another Big Bird’s skin. #qualcomm #ces

That’s my favorite type of larious. High.

It’s as if the crowd watching Shatner sing Rocket Man realized it was unintentionally hilarious and started pointing and laughing.

Which I cannot understand why they did not do just that.

Crap, forgot to H/T it,

Thanks ninme. I still have no idea what a ninme is, but I do know it likes cats and making me laugh.

One out of two isn’t bad.

How Dare You Be Right Too Soon!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

Posted: January 8, 2013 by veeshir in Green Goofs, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
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There is nothing worse in this world than to be right too soon.

If you’re right before our intellectual elite is, well, you’re just an unhelpful jerk. And saying, “I told you so” ? That just makes you a jerk.

Case in point, everybody who studies global worming (who doesn’t make money off WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!), knows Al Gore is a greedy, hypocritical asshole who was kicked out of divinity school (I thought you could only be kicked out of divinity school if your check bounced) but just found another religion to head.

Everybody who believes in global worming (and who isn’t making money off it), thinks Al Gore is Saint Gorequemada.

We all know now that Al Gore is nothing but a bulls***ter,” said the staffer bluntly.

We do stories on the tax code, and he sells the network before the tax code kicked in?

“Al was always lecturing us about green. He kept his word about green all right—as in cold, hard cash!”

 

Well duh. This is the man who made hundreds of millions of dollars via his full-of-lies Powerpoint presentation, his indulgence…. carbon credits and his preaching of his religion.

And that’s why I have a problem with fools like this guy, he’s discovered actual science and realizes that gen-mod foods are not The Debbil/Mama Boucher, they are a boon to starving people everywhere.

But notice they have a link to some of his earlier stuff (warning, lying sacks of shit at the Grauniad link)

So is it time to follow in the steps of the UK environment minister Phil Woolas and reassess the potential of GM? As Woolas says: “There is a growing question of whether GM crops can help the developing world out of the current food price crisis. It is a question that we as a nation need to ask ourselves.” So is he right?

I doubt it.

 

Yeah, and you were proud of how pure your motives were and how evil the bio-tech companies were, they were not altruistic!!!! They actually expected to make money!!!!!!!!!

Asshole.

And that’s why I refuse to take any of the leftist dolts who suddenly see the light, they will soon revert to their natural idiocy (LGF and Andrew Sullivan, for instance).

They don’t think, they feel, and if they are forced to confront actual thinking, it’s only a momentary blip.

I guarantee that fool still believes in global worming and anybody who disagrees is as much a poopy-head as the idiots who he used to disagree with on gen-mod food.

Green Science is neither and its proponents are as intolerant and willfully ignorant as the worst middle-ages, Spanish inquisitor.

Gunny, Money, Runny, Funny, Honey

Posted: January 5, 2013 by veeshir in Fun With Media, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Hotassery, Kittehs!, Obama's Fault, This Is My BOOMSTICK!
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First with the gunny.

Ahhh, that New Congress smell. It smells like….shackles.

House members seem to have been very active filing bills dealing with firearms. By my count, there were eight anti-gun bills and one pro-gun bill filed in the House of Representatives yesterday. None of the bills listed below have the text of legislation available so we’ll have to wait a few days to see the details of just how they plan to screw gun owners.

Read the list, you can tell what they’re going to try to do. Save the Children* (*Actual results may vary)

Now with the Money.

According to that article low income folks will see proportionately higher taxes. First, good. Decisions should have consequences and we’ve decided to ignore reality, that should be painful.

But one point I’d like to make that can’t be stressed enough, notice that’s in a Brit paper. Furriners, doing the journalism Americans refuse to do.

Speaking of Runny, as Egypt gets its dictatorship on, Syria burns, Iran keeps on a nukularizing, Norks make nice noises, China gets frisky in the South China Sea and more, Obama is spending $12 million by running to vacay in Hawaii and Sloe Joe is running to his vacation in the US Virgin Islands.

Now, I understand they’re in constant contact, but is it too much to ask for one of them to at least pretend they give a shit about what’s happening in the world?

Now, the funny.  So Pelosi had a pic of some Democratic Wymyn but it wasn’t all of them, so she P-shopped them in.

This guy is a little confused about his profession but he knows he likes to help out our fine political masters so he helped Pelosi out.

dem wymyn

I would have put Obama waving in there, but I’m less subtle than he.

Important update: The same guy has an all axes pass for 2013. I love it, but what I really want is to get his bonus points. I don’t know if it’ll be over the all axes pass or what, but I fully intend to do that.

Now with the honey. (more…)

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