Archive for the ‘HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!’ Category

Piling On

Posted: June 12, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Win!

Heh.

Heh! I say.

Israel this week advanced plans for 1,083 settler homes in the West Bank as part of its response to the newly formed Palestinian government that is jointly sponsored by Fatah and Hamas.

The move is the second approval of settlement activity in the last eight days, and follows the Construction and Housing Ministry’s publication last week of tenders for 1,500 homes over the pre- 1967 lines in West Bank settlements and east Jerusalem.

 

Okay, that’s funny.

All the bad guys in the world are getting whatever they want, why not have some good guys get some?

 

I do look forward to Obama and co. heaping far more outrage on Israel for this than on all the murderous thugs around the world getting murderously thuggish.

Highlarity.

obamahomo

Via everybody’s favorite ‘Stan, SondraKi

Totally unrelated Ukrainian update

The first “gunmen” to set up checkpoints in Ukraine?

According to a talking head at CNN it was Putin’s best buds, the Night Wolves.

Tsar Putin I obviously doesn’t trust the Cossacks like earlier tsars.

I can’t believe I’m watching CNN to see actual news, they’re still idiots, Ban Ki Moon’s STRONG!!!!!! STATEMENT!!!! was anything but even though they keep saying it was strong, but they’re at least covering Ukraine.

MSNBC is still busy with Bridgegate!!!!! and Foxnews is still stuck on Obamacare.

Important Update on Unrelated Ukraine:

Holy Shit, Wolf Blitzer just tried to compare this with Bosnia, Christiane I’mawhore said no, and then compared it to the US invasion of Iraq. Seriously. No, she really did. Don’t give me that look, I’m absolutely fucking serious.

Not a one of those idiots knows enough history to know it’s either Hungary/Czechoslovakia where the West frowns furiously, WWI where all these treaties get everybody involved in a war or WWII and we’re in the early phases of Poland and about to move into the Phoney War.

MSNBC is not stuck on Bridgegate!!!!!, they’re covering the breaking news of George Zimmerman and Trayvon, Choir Boy, Martin.

Foxnews is finally covering Ukraine, but they’re using Huckabee to do it.

Oh well, the world is going to have to blow up without me watching, I can’t take CNN anymore and I can never take Huckabee.

I’ve been saying for a while that the Dems want a little over a $trillion budget deficit while the GOP wants a little less.

I wuz wrong.

The debt of the U.S. government has increased by $2.678 trillion in the 2.5 years since House Speaker John Boehner (R.-Ohio) completed his first deal to put legislation increasing the debt limit through a Republican-controlled House of Representatives.

Sorry for any confusion.

I’ve said that Obama was a lying sack of shit for saying that there wasn’t a smidgeon of corruption at the IRS.

I wuz wrong.

…83% were right-leaning. And of the groups the IRS selected for audit, 100% were right-leaning. (Italics in original V)

That’s not a smidgeon, that’s a shitload.

Sorry for any confusion.

I thought the military were a bunch of fucking assholes for sending an officer to jail for the killing of a murderous jihadi in Iraq during a war.

I wuz wrong.

Army 1LT Michael Behenna has won parole. Apparently he was notified that his clemency request was denied but the parole request was granted.

They’re fucking assholes for not pardoning him but slightly less assholish for at least letting him out of Leavenworth.

The other day I was looking for something else and saw a link to Commentary Mag, I wasn’t sure if Commentary was trustworthy or not so I clicked around and saw this article about the Presbyterian Church declaring war on Judaism so I figured they were sensationalists making crap up and didn’t use the link.

I wuz wrong.

Moreover, IPMN’s book argues, the American Jewish community actively stifles dissent against the Zionist narrative, taking advantage of the “ignorance and passivity of many liberal American Jews.”

IPMN is the Israel Palestine Mission Network.

Sorry for any confusion in not trusting them the other day.

I’ve been saying for a while that the truck bomb war in Lebanon would be heating up.

I wuz wrong.

The general strategy of the regime and its allies will likely take the form of fierce aerial bombardment followed by a ground campaign….

They’ve going the conventional warfare route.

Sorry for any confusion.

I didn’t think Hassan Nasrallah could make me laugh in any way except watching him get blown up.

I wuz wrong.

valentine

That’s fucking hilarious.  The # is a nice touch.

I wish my PShop-fu was a tenth as good as Aliceh or Slublog, that’s crying out for so much.

I’ve been hoping that SMOD was going to KILL US ALL!!

I wuz wrong.

The magnetic field is weakening and…

Experts believe we’re currently overdue a flip, but they’re unsure when this could occur.

If a switch happens, we would be exposed to solar winds capable of punching holes into the ozone layer.

The impact could be devastating for mankind…

The magnetic field flipping is going to KILL US ALL!!!!!

On the plus side, we’ll be able to say there are polar bears at the South Pole and penguins at the North Pole.

As an aside, it’s a good thing we’re all civilized and scientific and shit or else there would be a proliferation of doomsday cults as in centuries past.

I once made fun of someone for saying they could use a flowerpot in a robbery.

I wuz wrong.

Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw

You have to respect crazy that strong.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!!!

I thought Olympic skiing was kind of boring this year.

I wuz wrong.

Via who else? The Jawas.

Or, hidden in plain sight.

 

 

Man, this shutdown stuff has me riled up. The last year or so has all been the same shit so I just haven’t been interested, so  an abbreviated round the tubes post.

First, The Emperor talks about a Fuck You Movement.  Hey, it worked in Italy. Remember Beppe Grillo?

A couple of visual aids.

First, it’s the anniversary of a much deserved dirt nap, via Babalu.

A Good Commie

A Good Commie

And via Moonbattery, your daily dose of Teh Funny.

milky-way-closed

Currently running through my head is the song, “I am the dirt beneath your feet” with the opening line “Do you really know that you’re a zero? You’re everything we expected O.”

Update, the song is below the fold. I can’t sing so it’s only lyrics. (more…)

Quote Of The Day

Posted: October 9, 2013 by veeshir in HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Hotassery

From FrnakJ (the figment of Harvey’s and Lactose’ imagination apparently)

OBAMA: “But if we don’t raise it, we’ll default! It will be a disaster!”

REPUBLICANS: “Like a sequester-sized disaster or a government shutdown-sized disaster or an actual problem?”

 

With a bwa and ha and ha ha ha.

Some more shutdown theater below the fold (more…)

Cops NPS!

Posted: October 8, 2013 by veeshir in HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, Win!

“I just wanted one of them snowglobes you shake and the snow go over Lincoln’s head, I didn’t know nothing bout no shutdown”

Hi-fucking-larious even though it has a 40 second intro.

Via Harvey at IMAO. I just learned something there, FrnakJ is actually a figment of the imaginations of the co-bloggers and not the other way around.

 

Update: I think this guy did it, he deserves a link. That thing’s awesome. I’d watch it soon, I gotta wonder about copyright stuff on the vid.

 

Hoist On Their Own PETArd

Posted: September 16, 2013 by veeshir in Filthy Hippies, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Teh Funneh, Win!

Update

Yeah, it’s satire and old.

So sue m….DPUD.

I’ve put the post below the fold, here’s an example of Obama’s Smart Slack Power!

1slackobama

 

Via Are We Lumberjacks (he never answers that question, it kind of pisses me off)

(more…)

Important probably not safe for work update below the fold. Via the Daily News, The X-Ray. Ugh.

 

Seriously?

Shocked doctors had to perform emergency surgery on a man in the Australian capital Canberra after he lodged a 10 centimetre (four-inch) steel fork inside his penis for sexual pleasure.

No, seriously?

The bizarre incident was considered so unusual that it was written up as a case report in a recent issue of the International Journal of Surgery.

I’ll bet.
According to the paper “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body,”
Now there’s a conference that screams out for Dr. Sheldon Cooper PhD.
Every now and then we need a category for the opposite of hotassery.

I’m not saying these dudes are gay

Posted: August 13, 2013 by doubleplusundead in FAIL, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

...I’m just saying Buddy Cole probably knows them on a first name basis.