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This summer is really going to suck. Jeb Bush is going to get the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party’s nomination, the world is blowing up but in the meantime, we’re going to get to watch the race riots all over the country. (as the gov’t investigates the tea party)

In today’s exciting episode, all the news shows are showing a short, couple minutes of a much longer clip. That short part shows police, totally unprovoked, going all Judge Dredd on some innocent, choir-singing teens while the truth might be a little more nuanced.

Of course, our fine media betters don’t go in for nuance, they go in for race war so nobody’s talking about any exculpatory evidence on TV.

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There’s a lot more at the post, including another video that shows how earlier the youths were mostly peacefully discussing the arrangement of their choir and who gets to work first at the soup kitchen and who gets to help orphans with their homework and laundry.

What the news shows are showing is a very inflammatory part of a much longer video and even if the rest is shown and we see the thugs deserved what they got, it’s too late. It’s already become Truth!, which is to truth as Science! is to science.

Of course, we know CNN and MSNBC will be pushing the Racist Cops meme so any facts will get in the way.

I’m not saying the cop was a saint, but I am saying it’s not what the media is pushing.

I condemn my fascist racism so you don’t have to.

I also hope Benet Embry has the ability to move, change his name and maybe get a sex-change operation to avoid the totally justified Lynching he’s about to deal with.

Important Update!!!!!

Mostly peaceful concert-goers are attacked by police!!!!!!

I will say that I’m happy to see the cops in actual riot gear instead of camo and carrying M-4s, as they did in Ferguson.

Nuff said.

Everybody – Outdoor installation – Summersalt Festival from Snuff Puppets on Vimeo.

Words fail me.

Via David Thompson


If you want to see more, and who does?, click here.

You wuz warned.

It doesn’t get much funnier or endier than this.                                                                                                       Headline

Obama will even defend anti-Semitism to spin his Iran deal


That’s from Lebanon, the country that embraced Hezbollah because they hate Jews.

This is a two-fer, an illustration as to why Green Science is neither and global warmmongers lie.



Yeah, about that, first, they use windmills, that they don’t make. They also brag about how much money they make from selling electricity to the mainland, but they fail to mention this.

As a result of these decisions, three things happened: Vestas, Bonus and Danish wind turbine–makers came to lead their industry globally; a high fossil-fuel tax created generous government subsidies for renewable development; and Samso became sustainable—producing more energy than it consumed for the first time in 2005 and every year since. “[The] fossil-fuel consumer is actually paying for the green development,” Hermansen notes….

…thanks to a bonus payment for renewable energy supplies and to 10-year contracts utilities are required by law to sign with wind power producers.

It’s self-sufficient if they get huge subsidies. Antidictionaryestablishmentarianism in other words. Like this part, it’s the bit where greenies are just like middle ages monks scourging themselves in the public square

If he is consuming more than he is producing, he runs around unplugging things while his poor wife is sitting in the dark,”

Blow out a candle and praise the dark!


I do wish environmentalists weren’t just commie tools or maybe they’d do something about this

Chinampas are floating farms started by the Mexica (Aztecs) 600 years or more ago and now they’re disappearing because of various things but mostly pollution.

Low-income housing developments blot lands that used to be chinampas, or floating gardens. Cars and trucks rumble down pollution-choked streets that used to be canals.

Many of the development projects were built as a bid to win votes when Xochimilco, like  most of Mexico, was controlled by the notoriously corrupt Institutional Revolutionary Party, or PRI.

I look forward to stories about “bad luck” in Mexico City.

Semi-related, it just makes me laugh. And cringe of course, but you takes teh funny where you can get it.



In Gov’t Healthcare News, the Brits NHS is going to improve the lives of people!!!! How?

Under the proposed Sustainable Development Goals, UN member states will be given targets to cut the number of deaths from diseases like cancer, stroke, diabetes and dementia by one third by 2030.
However because many are age-related illnesses people who succumb to those diseases from the age of 70 are not deemed to have died prematurely and so are not included in the target.

They starve them to death and call it “natural causes” and now this. It sucks to be old in (used to be) Great Britain. So we have that to look forward to.


So as American cities are being sacked by Democratic voters, the “Justice” Dept knows who to go after.

The Department of Justice is concentrating on “far-right” groups in a new study of social media usage aimed at combatting violent extremism.

They say Islamic terrorism too, but why no targeting of the domestic groups actually blowing up our cities? I know, it’s a Chicag0-machine-“Justice” Dept so why would they go after their foot-soldiers, but still, they can at least lie to me the way they’re lying and saying that since Congress didn’t authorize it they’re stopping their collection of data .

Here we have the part where Veeshir disagrees with Clarence Thomas.

No monuments are ever built to cynics.

Yeah, about that……



Last, and least important, the most important bit of the day.

Lyndsey Graham is really running, which leaves me in a conundrum.

Which pic is a better illustration? graham  or little lord graham

These are the things that keep me up at night.

Hard time, I hope.

But probably not, the DOJ is going to add fuel to the fire….investigate Cleveland police while not investigating Baltimore rioters.

A quote from part of an Elizabeth Foley post at the puppy blender’s.

Nolte’s right:  The rioting in Ferguson and Baltimore isn’t driven by poverty, race, or even police brutality.  It’s driven by progressive culture, which teaches that successful business people “didn’t build that,” accepts abortion/divorce/children out of wedlock as normal behavior, proclaims that poor children (particularly minorities) cannot succeed, that police and authority in general are the “enemy,” and that law is rigged against minorities.  Urban music, “leaders” like Al Sharpton, and a Democrat strategy of balkanizing Americans through identity politics–echoed daily by mainstream media–has created a culture that has no respect for the rule of law.  In the eyes of progressives, the American Dream is dead, and they are literally dancing on its grave. (All links in original V)


Can she say that?

I mean, we know she’s correct, but our social, moral, political and intellectual betters have made such judgments verbote…. our of bounds for polite company. Sorry about the Godwin even before the comment section, but just cuz it’s Godwin, doesn’t mean it’s wrong.

Update: Yeah, I wrote this before I noticed it wasn’t the puppy blender.

Above the post observational update!!!!!!

First, why is everybody talking about the Sony deal as a cyberterrorists when they threatened to kill Americans who went to theaters showing this?

I mean, it was bad when they went after Sony folks cyberterroristically, but then they changed to Hezbollah/IRA terrorism of just killing people. That’s not cyber, that’s terrorism.

Second, did I just see Charles Krauthammer say we needed to give the gov’t vast, sweeping powers and trust them and then, even crazier, Mara Liasson disputed that? Yes, yes I did. And so did you if you were watching the 6:30 panel (4:30 MT time).

I thought the Judge was going to blow his stack but he was far more calm than Charles’ statement deserved.


Okay, that’s funny.

…caught her husband and twin cheating on her and followed them to a shopping centre using a mobile phone tracker.

She went to find husband Cheng, 30, who was completely naked in a car along with her sister.

Wait for it…..wait for it…..

they both jumped out of the car with not a thread of clothing.

But Ting saw her opportunity, jumped into the car and drove off


Via the only ‘stan that’s not actively trying to kill us, SondraKi.

Now, some funny endineness from Liberal Logic 101

This one is infuriatingly endy but kinda funny, in a horrific way.


That’s all about teh fucked up. Cuz it’s true.

Next, we have the next one.

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Bingo, bango, bongo.

Although to be fair, lunatics don’t even have to get near a tea party event to be connected to the Tea Party (like that crazy loon who killed the conservative judge and shot the lefty gun-grabber in AZ).

Last, but not least in its endy funniness, is something that people as little as 30 years ago would think you were a loon for saying it would happen.

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All three utterly unfunny because they’re true.


Below the fold, via one of the greatest web pages in the universe, Giphy, a wonderful gif.


In Kyev, Ukraine this guy is a member of a pro-Russian group.

The man, who was not identified by the police, was sent seven cardboard boxes filled with forty hand grenades of different types, six grenade launchers, 35 fuses and nearly 5,000 cartridges of ammunition.

I guess he got these through the gun-show loophole.

Makes me wonder if Tsar Putin I is doing something or if it’s just tome asshole.

The problem with this story is it’s hard to figure out what the hell is going in Yemen.

Thousands of armed Shiite rebels in Yemen strengthened their positions in the capital Sanaa on Wednesday as they pressed their campaign to force the government to resign

It’s so hard to figure out who to root for is because the gov’t  fights al Quaeda, they help al Quaeda. They murder non-violent people, they help non-violent people. It’s just hard to figure out.

Also, sometimes the protesters are terrorists and sometimes they’re just trying to get the gov’t to stop killing them.

Lest we think the border deal is not going on just because the media is busy with riots and murdered journalists,

A group of illegal aliens and their smuggler started a massive grass fire on a ranch in South Texas after being pursued by agents from the U.S. Border Patrol.

Assholes. People whose first act in this country is to break the law (by illegally entering the country) will never respect our laws.

Speaking of the riots, sales of popular gas masks up 434% on Amazon.

Another popular gas mask sold on Amazon, the Israeli Civilian Gas Mask, has rocketed up the sales charts by 250 percent.

Hmmmm. Methinks people are looking at the riots and thinking, “I’m not into rioting, but I don’t like cops shooting tear gas at me”.

One last thing, a photoshop challenge  is going on with this pic of Kim Jon Un,

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Would it be racist to caption that, “In North Korea, Soylent Yellow is people.“?


Important Update!!!!!!!!!!!!



I always go center mass, but to each his own. 

Via Say Uncle