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A Winner and a Loser

Posted: March 9, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, L.L.A.P.H., Win!

The winner

1911 knife full

My buddy got his 1911 knife from Mark Knapp, it came with the survival stuff you see that fits into the handle in the cut-away Colt 1911 mag and also with an extra, actual Colt 1911 mag.

And the loser, illustrated!

karl rove super genius

Don’t forget, we need to trust the establishment types because they’re all smarter than anybody and shit.

Mostly and shit.

Forgot to say, pic stolen from Doug Ross


Posted: December 22, 2013 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Gotta love it when they update old movies for modern tech.



As per my friend
” You’ll shoot someones eye out , at 300 meters!

Since it’s the intertubes, I need to point out that Ralphie needs to work on his trigger discipline.

Via Say Uncle.

Important Update!


More Philly attention whoring

Posted: November 26, 2013 by doubleplusundead in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

The Soviet Enclave of Philadelphia is going to pass a law banning the manufacture of 3d printed firearms, which will immediately be challenged and nullified in court, because the Commonwealth has a preemption clause regarding gun laws, which as far as I can tell exists at this point specifically to rein in Philly.  Philly has been pulling this bullshit for years, they pass any number of bans and anti-2nd measures, then get slapped down in court.  Over and over.  This is nothing but political theatre from the commie smacktards running Philly.

And the Fox News article should have at the least noted the Commonwealth’s preemption laws regarding the right to bear arm, lazy reporting on their part.

Okay, that’s awesome.


Via the pretentious types at i Own the World.



A question, is this very cool or extremely lame?

The commander of the U.S. Navy’s sleek new guided-missile destroyer, which launched late last week in Maine, has a name to match its space-age look: Captain Kirk.

Seriously, I can’t decide.


A Reply

Posted: July 17, 2013 by veeshir in Ask a Moron, Hotassery, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Where the fuck have I been?

At first I was pissed off at bad stuff happening to me, then I just realized the world was stuck, like a record skipping.

It’s all the same shit over and over, I’m waiting for the next turn of the wheel before I get back into blogging. I mean, it’s all just the same shit over and over again. AQ (Saudi Arabia) V Hezbollah (Iran) in Syria, Obama flouting the law with the GOP fecklessly whining about it, the economy fucked, allies pissed at us, enemies laughing, what’s more to say?

I want to post this in reply to DPUD’s post about the LCP, I wrote it in the comments but I figured I should include a picture and I need the dashboard here to figure out how to do that.

So here goes

it took many shots to get the pic exactly as the bullet was coming out.

(It took a bunch of takes to get the pic just as the bullet was leaving the barrel)

I got a Sig SC (sub-compact) 250, it’s fucking awesome.It cost mid-$400s with deluxe-type, tritium night sights.

It’s somewhat bigger than the LCP and the rest of the .380s or even 9mm pocket stuff, but .45ACP.

It’s just about the size of my hand, so still pretty small.

With a Blackhawk, inside the belt, holster, you can’t even see I’m carrying. I even put it in the cargo pocket on my cargo shorts occasionally.

The grip is small, my pinky hangs off, but that’s the classy way to drink tea so I figure, it’s the classy way to shoot. I’m sure I could get mag-extenders to fit my pinky, but it fires so smoothly so two  fingers are enough.

I’m not used to double-action only, I always fire handguns in single-action mode, so that took some practice, but not much. I also should have done that (practiced double-action firing) long ago, so it’s actually helpful.

I almost bought one of those LCPs or maybe an LC9, I like the Ruger best for pocket .380s and 9s. Notice the rounded edges on it, if you’re sticking a gun in your pocket you don’t want sharp edges catching on stuff, but I kept delaying it until I saw the 250SC and you can’t argue with .45ACP.
Well you can, but you’ll lose.

It’s also convertible to 9mm and .40 S&W, I don’t know if I’ll get he conversions, but it’s there. You can buy it in any of the three calibers, but if you can get .45ACP, why would you get 9mm? It’s not as if the cost is all that different right now. $38 for 50 vs $32.

I’m pretty well disgusted with Beretta.
I got the Storm pistol and hated it. I mean, I took it shooting once and never again, I ended up selling it.
It was sloppy.
The sights sucked and the action was loose. I liked the 14 round mags (.40 S&W), but that’s about it.

I’ve become a Sig guy, of course, I don’t see any more black, scary pistols in my future so it’s moot,
but that’s my advice for people asking.

Now, since I notice there’s been a decided lack of hottasery since I’ve posted, hottassery.


So, checked out a Ruger LCP

Posted: July 7, 2013 by doubleplusundead in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

And, yeeeeeahNO.  I wouldn’t mind having a pocket pistol with a more potent cartridge than my Beretta Bobcat (.25 ACP), and I know a lot of people swear by the LCP, so I visited one of my many local Merchants of Death (TM) to take a look.  And, just no.  With the regular mag, I can only get one finger around the fucking thing, the various lasered editions are even worse.  I am generally of the mind that if a gun can’t be run bone stock out of a box, I avoid it.  Besides, I can get a full two fingers around my Beretta.  If the Beretta Tomcat didn’t have so many reports about slides and frames cracking with extensive use, I’d go that route.

lcpNot a fan.

Also, I see Beretta may have discontinued the Cheetah, which means the Bobcat will soon follow, and they’re being replaced by fuck ugly plastic guns that probably aren’t as good as the ones made by Glock and S&W.  Dammit Beretta, your job is to make attractive guns people want to own, you’re Italians, stop trying to make sterile, boring functional shit, leave that other countries that do boring soulless reliability better than you.  Make stylish guns that people actually want to own.  Does Ferrari make gas sipping econoboxes because that’s the trend now?  Fuck no, because they’re fucking Ferrari.  Start by bringing back the Cheetah, make a nice, thin, attractive alloy gun between the size of the Bobcat and Cheetah that, you know, looks and acts like a fucking Beretta, not that big fuck ugly lump of polymer called the Nano.  And bring back the rounded trigger guards from the old B guns, they looked so much better than that blocky shit you do now on the F guns.


Next gun is an 84BB.  It shall be done.

Says the Twat, denying linkage because A) Frum is a twat, B) said website’s derpy attempts to make you pay licensing for fair use, and C) fuck yo licensing, beyotch,


Open a small arms history book, Twat, odds are good you’ll see this curiosity,


The FP-45 Liberator…we cranked out a million of these in WWII with the idea being airdrop them into occupied Axis territory so resistance fighters could plug Fritz in the back of the head and take his Mauser.  The US didn’t end up following through with using many of these, and most were destroyed after the war.  The concept was revisited in Vietnam, with the Deer gun, but the CIA quickly ditched the idea after a limited run of 1000.  3d printed guns and components may mean in the future that occupied and oppressed peoples have the means to fight with such weapons, without relying on a foreign power supplying them.  All the screeching about ZOMG THE GLOCK 7 METAL TECTERZ!!!! is a sideshow. Of course Frum probably knows that, which is why he’s a twat…


Posted: April 17, 2013 by doubleplusundead in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

I bet Piers Morgan’s ‘giner is really achy right now.

BAG Day 2013

Posted: April 15, 2013 by doubleplusundead in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Okay, no actual pics yet because my camera has no juice, my cell phone is ancient and the pic resolution on it is atrocious, which some of you can attest to.

You’ll just have to wait till tomorrow for actual pics, but I managed to get my coveted Remington 512, and a leeeeeeeeetle bit of .22 to feed it.  I really like the old Remington 5xx family of .22 rifles, but especially the tube fed ones, the 512 Sportmaster, 552 Speedmaster and 572 Fieldmaster.  I now have the 552 and 512, and hope to add a 572 and 510 (single shot) in the future.

rem512Not my pic, but this is what I got.

Also, I got a Beretta 21A Bobcat in .25 ACP.  It was a decent price, it’s a neat, quirky little gun, and .25 ACP, .45 Colt and .410 shotshells for the Taurus Judge are about the only handgun cartridges you can find right now in my part of PA.  I lied, I forgot there’s still a box or two of .357 snakeshot rounds at Gander.  .25 ACP might suck, but the little 21A is pocketably small and holds 8+1, plus the mags are small, so you can easily have another 8-24 rounds on hand with little inconvenience.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAgain, not mine, but I’ll post mine later.

The tip-up barrel is kind of a neat little idea, it’s a handy way to get a round in the chamber without having to rack the slide, also makes for a very easy, positive means to check to see if there’s a round in the chamber, push that lever on the frame forward, and the barrel pops up solidly, as in the picture.  Yep, there’s a cartridge in there!  Not really a problem for me, but I know sometimes people can’t handle the slide on an auto or won’t.  So, how about you?  Anything fun for BAG Day?

You might have heard about some recent controversial comments made by MSNBC commentator and Tulane professor Melissa Harris-Perry regarding the rearing of children. Of course, since she’s on MSNBC, it’s entirely possible that you haven’t heard about these comments or about the existence of Ms. Harris-Perry in general, so I think I’ll let her speak for herself:

Now, among certain people (teabagging racists and the like, mostly) this has caused a bit of a stir. Again, I’ll let Ms. Harris-Perry tell you about it:

It’s nice to see that she’s not letting the critics get her down. That said, in spite of the fact that we should really be taking a hard look at notions of collective responsibility in this age of Shared Sacrifice™ there are some people who bitterly cling to their progeny even tighter than their guns or their religion. (See, again, racist teabaggers).
So I would like to propose that we start with something a tad less controversial. Namely, the bathroom. Specifically, her bathroom. Hear me out…
Melissa Harris-Perry has never invested as much in public restrooms as she should have because Melissa Harris-Perry has always had this notion that her bathroom belongs to her. She hasn’t had this collective notion that “This is our bathroom.” So, part of it is, she has to break through this notion that her bathroom belongs to her, or belongs to her family, and recognize that the bathroom belongs to the whole community. Once it’s the whole community’s responsibility, and not just the household’s, then she starts making better investments.
So there you go, Melissa. The ball is in your court. Oh, and we’re out of toilet paper, the crapper is clogged, the mirror is covered in graffiti, someone stole the taps from the sink, and there are a bunch of used condoms and needles in the corner.