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Romney says things under Obama’s second term have turned out even worse than he expected.

I on the other hand, am somewhat surprised things aren’t worse domestically than they are. I, a weak-ass pasty white nerd, for the first time in my life, bought a gun.  And will buy more.  Frankly, I wish I hadn’t waited so long, but some of you morons were out buying up ALL TEH WEAPONZ.

Things may not be absolutely terrible yet, but we’re getting there.  We’re getting there.

I guess Romney kind of has to say what he did, because it would be poor form to say, “I’ll be in my billion dollar bunker, waiting for the muthafuckin’ apocalypse. Peace out.”

Related: How to stash guns in plain sight in your house.

Civil Rights Update

Posted: August 20, 2014 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., Notes on the Revolution

I’ve been saying for a while that people shot in a Gun-Free Zone (actual results may vary) should be able to sue the people who’ve disarmed them for not protecting the people they’ve disarmed.

Apparently, at least one judge agrees.

A federal judge has again refused to dismiss wrongful death and personal injury lawsuits filed against a movie theater chain by victims of a 2012 mass shooting at a Colorado cinema where 12 people were killed and dozens injured…

Nearly 30 victims or the families of those killed or wounded in the rampage have sued Cinemark, owner of the theater complex where the massacre took place.

 

 

Good.

 

The road to death of the law-abiding is paved with idiotic leftist pieties.

It’s a civil rights issue after all.

Via Say Uncle

Apcray

Posted: July 12, 2014 by veeshir in GOP Win!, L.L.A.P.H.

Tommy Ramone, last Ramone, is dead.

Now who’s going to beat on our brats?

 

As an aside, I understand I’m in AZ and we’re all reichwing haters, but….

I’ve been seeing lots of commercials for the GOP governor’s primary and they’re all saying, “No! I’m more conservativer!!!!!”

So the point, why is it that all pols run as conservatives and then act like lefties when elected because, as they tell us, acting conservative is a no-go?

I watched it in VA and now I’m watching it in AZ.

Which reinforces my whole, Fuck the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party, stance.

 

Alextopia?

Posted: July 6, 2014 by veeshir in Random Crap, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Hmmmm.

A businessman is selling his small, southeastern South Dakota town for $400,000.

….

Now, the town is just a bar, workshop, three trailers and a house.

 

It’s in S. Dakota, I think they have civilized laws on guns and alcohol so it has that going for it.

The winter thing sucks, but it’s better than buying part of Detroit.

Update!!!!! (not all that important)

The more I think about it the more I like it.

The town would need a sheriff and he’d need SWAT gear for a team of 20, a gov’t-provided MRAP, a few HMMMMMMVVVVVVVs some M-4s, some M-249 SAWs, a few Barrett M-107s, a quad mount for the 4 Ma Deuces , some H&K M-40 grenade launchers, maybe a recoiless rifle, a Carl Gurstav just cuz I like the name, or two and a battery of 105s. You know, because of the law and order.

I hereby declare my intent to run for sheriff and, if elected, promise that all the police weaponry and vehicles will be available for the citizenry to practice on, for a suitable fee so the sheriff’s dept. will not be a drag on the economy, with the MRAP being a free bar-taxi service on weekends and holidays.

 

 

 

A Winner and a Loser

Posted: March 9, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, L.L.A.P.H., Win!

The winner

1911 knife full

My buddy got his 1911 knife from Mark Knapp, it came with the survival stuff you see that fits into the handle in the cut-away Colt 1911 mag and also with an extra, actual Colt 1911 mag.

And the loser, illustrated!

karl rove super genius

Don’t forget, we need to trust the establishment types because they’re all smarter than anybody and shit.

Mostly and shit.

Forgot to say, pic stolen from Doug Ross

Colorized!

Posted: December 22, 2013 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Gotta love it when they update old movies for modern tech.

ralphie

Update:

As per my friend
” You’ll shoot someones eye out , at 300 meters!
 

Since it’s the intertubes, I need to point out that Ralphie needs to work on his trigger discipline.

Via Say Uncle.

Important Update!

inthebeginning

More Philly attention whoring

Posted: November 26, 2013 by doubleplusundead in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

The Soviet Enclave of Philadelphia is going to pass a law banning the manufacture of 3d printed firearms, which will immediately be challenged and nullified in court, because the Commonwealth has a preemption clause regarding gun laws, which as far as I can tell exists at this point specifically to rein in Philly.  Philly has been pulling this bullshit for years, they pass any number of bans and anti-2nd measures, then get slapped down in court.  Over and over.  This is nothing but political theatre from the commie smacktards running Philly.

And the Fox News article should have at the least noted the Commonwealth’s preemption laws regarding the right to bear arm, lazy reporting on their part.