Archive for the ‘Mideast Madness’ Category

Here we have Hassan Nasrallah, Head Hezbollista, saying that the road to Jerusalem passes through Syria.

 

The road to Jerusalem passes through Qalamoun, Daraa, Hasakeh and other [Syrian battlefields],” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said Friday in a speech delivered on the occasion of Quds Day, an event created by Iran in 1979 to celebrate opposition to Israel.

The line echoed then Palestine Liberation Organization deputy chief Salah Khalaf’s famous statement during Lebanon’s 1975-1990 Civil War that “the road to Jerusalem passes through Jounieh,” in reference to the organization’s fight at the time with Christian militias.

 

Interesting. The war in Syria and Iraq is between Iran and the Sauds, or between Shiite and Sunni (as Allah intended), so that’s a shot across the bows of the Arabian peninsula.

Moar

“If you are an enemy of the Islamic Republic of Iran, then you are an enemy of Palestine.”

Interesting.

Makes me think that the Arabian peninsula has more to fear from an Iranian nuke than Israel.

Nuking Israel means Israeli nukes making the return trip with no guarantee that Israel will actually be nuked, via missile defense, while it would be much easier to sneak an ‘other-than-missile’ nuke into ‘Saudi’ Arabia, via the Hajj.

The unintended consequences could be interesting as Obama allows the nuking of the various, Arab thugocracies while not getting the country he hates the most in the region, Israel, nuked.

I base this thought on his incompetence, he can’t even betray our allies well, and on how Islamic terroristical nutjobs hate the wrong type of Islam even more than they hate the rest of us.

Since the oil ticks have been busily bribing retired bureaucrats and pols of both parties for decades, he’s going to piss off his party and the federal bureaucrats who are his staunchest supporters all while trying to screw that shitty, little country.

And you thought nukular war couldn’t be funny.

 

Doug Ross links Jihadwatch noticing Obama saying this

The thing is, we are training ISIL forces.

Both of them think he misspoke.

Me? I think he was doing what he does best when TOTUS isn’t telling him what to say, telling the truths his handlers try to keep hidden.

Reports from the resort-city of Al-Zabadani have confirmed that the western-backed “Free Syrian Army” (FSA) is currently fighting alongside two terrorist groups, the Syrian Al-Qaeda group “Jabhat Al-Nusra” and the Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Sham (ISIS),

You have to remember that the enemy of his enemy is his friend, so whoever hates America most is his friend.

Which must be driving him crazy, Iran and ISIS both hate America a lot, but they hate each other.

Poor guy.

Strong Horse

(ISIS), for instance, claimed a mortar attack against a base belonging to the al-Qassam Brigades, the military branch of Hamas, in Khan Yunis, as well as a bombing in front of a security forces building in Gaza….

ISIS are a bunch of mad dogs who attack all and sundry and now they’re attacking Hamas’ armed wing. Which “armed wing” is approximately, all of them (+/- 0%).

Weak Horse

In retaliation, Hamas arrested a dozen sympathizers.

Oh man, ISIS is smacking Hamas around and making them look like chumps. They “arrested” them? Ooooh, I bet that has ISIS all scared and stuff. Or… they’re going to use their time in some Pali prison to recruit more mad dogs. Either/or. (mostly the “Or” thing).

 

Nother weak horse

Until recently, Lebanon’s Hezbollah, with its formidable military, intelligence and social network power, was the jewel of Iran’s worldwide militias. But after the Syrian uprising in 2011 and Iran ordering Hezbollah to enter Syria to fight alongs

 

Hezbollah has jihad envy and it’s making me laugh. Mostly because I don’t live in Iraq or Syria.

And, of course, the current weakest horse

obama playing through

 

 

We be bone, but the rest of the world is boned even more, so we have that going for us.

Says every politician about the idiots who vote for them, also, says every unelected politician, also, our betters in Minitrue.

You know those “moderate” rebel groups in Syria?

Fighters from the Al-Nusra Front have gunned down dozens of residents of a Druze-populated village outside Idlib…

The worst part? They actually are relatively moderate compared to the Syrian forces, ISIS and Hezbollah. Or is that the funniest part? Eh either way, we’ll be arming them and conducting airstrikes on their behalf.

 

We’ve all seen Paul Ryan, who I once liked until he teamed with Romney and acted all establishment, channeling Pelosi.

By the way, TPA—it’s declassified and made public once it’s agreed to,” Ryan said.

 

So what will we be seeing after our betters decide what’s best for us?

A big shit sandwich, with extra corn!

Discovered inside the huge tranche of secretive Obamatrade documents released by Wikileaks are key details on how technically any Republican voting for Trade Promotion Authority (TPA) that would fast-track trade deals like the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade deal would technically also be voting to massively expand President Obama’s executive authority when it comes to immigration matters.

As an aside, it’s kind of funny how the Wikileaks deal is turning out, first it released stuff we already knew (if “we” were paying any attention at all) like China and Saudi Arabia bribing our pols and stuff like that.

EUnuchstanian overlords obviously have not gotten the memo about how great Obamatrade is.

European MPs were due to vote on the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership on Wednesday. But the vote had to be delayed because there were too many proposed amendments.

“It’s panic in parliament,” Yannick Jadot, a Green MEP from France, told AFP.

This bit from that EUnuchstanian article is what we expect from President Goldman Sachs.

Ministers have disagreed over a controversial dispute mechanism that some fear would allow big companies to bypass national courts to resolve disputes with investors.

Well duh. Crony capitalism, communism and fascism are inextricably linked in a steaming potpourri of screw you.

This part makes me laugh, and get really pissed off.  IOwn the world (I wish they’d fix it) links The Hill so I don’t have to.

A bipartisan group of lawmakers is calling for a change to House rules to require the administration to make all trade deals publicly available for 60 days before they could be approved using fast-track authority.

Har-dee-har-har-har. Congresscritters can only read the bill in a secure room, Teh Peepul cannot even read the bill, and they expect us to believe that shit?

Forget saying, “I won’t cum in your mouth”, that’s saying, “I didn’t cum in your mouth” as you’re spitting it out.

 

The GOP is not going to make anybody in the IRS pay for being used as a political tool against Obama’s and the Establishment GOP’s enemies so Judicial Watch is basically tilting at windmills.

Judicial Watch announced that Judge Emmet Sullivan of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia granted a Judicial Watch request to issue an order requiring the IRS to provide answers by June 12, 2015, on the status of the Lois Lerner emails the IRS had previously declared lost

Yeah, and who’s going to enforce his ruling? The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

I’m all for tilting at windmills, but lately the windmills keep winning.

 

People have been saying that Obama is not like Reagan, and they’re right, but this makes me laugh.

US journalist Mark Dice has asked the people of San Diego to sign President Barack Obama’s “plan” to nuke Russia to “maintain America’s superiority.” The majority of beachgoers didn’t appear to get the joke, and signed the fake petition.

We all remember Reagan’s joke.

So in other words, Obama’s supporters are a Reagan joke.

That’s pretty funny.

 

 

In November 2011, I wrote, “Wait, that stuff is still going on?

So what was still going on three and a half years ago? Post in bold, links show it’s all still going on.

Syria is still killing people. Actually, that one is more nuanced than the rest, it’s pretty much a dog’s breakfast of everybody killing everybody there. Syrian Military, Isis, Hezbollah,  other

The Gaza death cult is still shooting rockets at Israel. Yup.

Fukushima is still going on. Yup.

Mexican cartels are still killing Intertubers. Yup, though most of those alive are “self-censoring”

Somali pirates are still pirating. The funny part being that after ships avoided the area, it seemed as if piracy went down, when ships went back, it went up. Surprising only fools and the willfully ignorant.

Armenia is still occupying and acting all aggressive on Kazakh Azerbaijani lands, totally without Russia’s help and encouragement (wink wink, nudge, nudge). This is a case of people who’ve hated each other for a long time hatin’ on each other and Russia is still involved.

Terrorists are still operating in the Sinai. Now it’s ISIS of course. Giving Hamas Jihad Envy.

North Korea is still working on nukes and threatening with said nukes. Yup.

Iran is still threatening all and sundry with nukes. Now with more aid from Obama! This poll makes me proud to be an American. Subhed

A new Zogby poll suggests that more and more Americans trust Israel more than Obama to get rid of the Iranian nuclear threat.

Quote

A large plurality of Americans prefer that the Obama administration take a more dovish approach to end the Iranian nuclear threat but at the same time back Israel’s bombing the Islamic Republic

 

EUnuchstan is still boned and still won’t even contemplate actually fixing anything. They keep talking “austerity”, which used to mean, “Living within your means” and now means, “Increasing taxes to pay for what you want.” Good luck with that.

On the lighter side, we might be looking at revolution in China. Yup.

 

Something not new, but the vid of the day

Crazy Russian guy lights himself on fire and jumps from 9 story building.

It lives up to its billing.

This liveleak vid is from the guy’s head-cam.  I cannot figure out how to embed it. I’m computerly challenged.

 

Added 30 seconds later because I forgot it:

Same H/T, my generally sour attitude today.

The second time is supposed to farce, but this is actually about the eleventyith time and it’s a comic tragedy that should be getting funnier, except it’s not.  Recall that Obama and co. declared “Peace for our time!!!!” and the Iranians said, “We never agreed to that.” and yet, people are still acting as if the Iranian nuke “deal” is an actual deal.

Inspection and access to non-nuclear and military sites will not be accepted by Iran.

The Iranians have been ridiculing the “negotiations” since they started in the early aughts and have only become more brazen as our fine political, intellectual, moral and social betters keep pretending the Iranians are honest parties.

In Reclaiming Our Lost Colony news, Andalusia!

At a two-day terrorism conference held in Madrid on April 23 and 24, Fernández Díaz said that at least 115 Spanish jihadists — including at least 15 women — are now known to have joined the Islamic State. He added that 14 jihadists had returned to Spain; nine of those are in prison and five remain free.

 

I bet a dollar there have been a few, unpublicized, terrorism conferences in Spain, except on the “supply” side of terrorism.

Who are we to deny them the 9th holiest site in Islam?

In a surprising twist, M’Shell Obama prevents terrorism!!!!!!!

Recall back in 2010, M’Shell took money from food stamps to pay for

Democrats who reluctantly slashed a food-stamp program to fund a state-aid bill may have to do so again to pay for a top priority of first lady Michelle Obama.

… is paid for by trimming the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as the food-stamp program.

 

In today’s exciting development some New Black Panther terrorists had a problem

This week the Brandon Orlando Baldwin and Olajuwon Davis admitted in court that they were planning to blow up a police station and murder St. Louis County Prosecutor BOb McCulloch… But they didn’t have enough money on their EBT card!

 

Okay, that’s pretty funny. Until you think about how we’re subsidizing terrorists with welfare.

 

The New Puritans, afraid someone, somewhere is having unapproved fun, have started the Salem witch trials a little west of Salem, only now they’re burning men.

In this exciting episode, some guy got drunk and then his girlfriend’s roommate jumped him and he was accused of “rape” and lost his witch trial. I can only assume his wang weighed less than a duck. But he’s fighting back

What differentiates the Amherst suit from others, though, is that it portrays Doe (supposed rapist V) as unable to give consent, and Jones (supposed rapee V) as the initiator and the sober party.

 

I wish him luck, but since he’s part of the patriarchy (his wang gives that away), and it’s in a double-bastion of New Puritanism (Massachusetts and a college!!), I figure he’s boned.

 

This is sorta funny but not really tragicomedy, but I’m linking it for one reason.  A bunch of lesbians got mad at each other and brawled in the streets.

When the groups arrived, members of one clique pulled knives. A girl from the other group had a bottle of drain cleaner.

One woman threw the sulfuric-acid substance all over the place — burning herself and five others

Why am I linking it? No pictures so I’m betting they’re not hot.

 

This is ts the Washington Free Beacon Section

Whose side is Obama on? That’s an easy one, who hates America the most in that region.

President Obama and his administration continue to support the global Islamist militant group known the Muslim Brotherhood.

If only we could get Israel to start some anti-American rhetoric, maybe behead a few journalists then Obama might be on their side.

 

I know which side I’m on in China V Freedom, I wish I didn’t know which side Obama is on.

Original participants in China’s pro-democracy movement in 1989 are back in prison on the 26th anniversary of the government’s brutal suppression of those protests,

Anniversaries always get me in trouble too, but usually I just get the silent treatment and don’t get laid because I forget them, I’ve almost never been killed over one and I’ve only been imprisoned once (long story)

 

I’m not sure whose side I’m on in this one.

Al Qaeda and other Islamist terrorists pose a “high” threat of attacking the upcoming G-7 summit meeting in Germany,

That’s a poser.

 

Once again, I know whose side I’m on, it’s just hard to figure out how to do anything for the poor kid whose stuck in this utterly ludicrous yet utterly horrible (funny and endy!) situation.

‘Complicated': The transsexual partner of a former lesbian lover of a nine-year-old’s natural mother has been refused access to see the girl after a judge found that her life was complicated enough
The couple – known as Rachel and Helen – split up when she was three. Rachel, who was Alice’s natural mother, was sectioned with schizophrenia and Helen entered a relationship with Matthew, the man who has brought the case.

When he met Helen he was a woman having treatment to live as a man.

 

Jebus. That poor little girl has absolutely no chance at any sort of normal life.

 

I’m on (Used to be) Great Britain’s side, but then, I always root for the underdog. The 600 year history of the Royal Mail is coming to an end.

The UK government is to sell its remaining 30 percent stake in Royal Mail

Sure it’ll still be there, but it will not be owned by the government. How messed up is it that a socialist country is selling its stuff to private enterprise?

So socialism leads to libertarianism? That’s pretty darn funny.

This bit makes me laugh a little more.

The UK offloaded a 60 percent stake in Royal Mail in 2013, but attracted criticism for selling it too cheaply when shares soared following the sale.

Let me get this straight, a company run by a gov’t agency who cares not for profitability(it’s not their money) is sold to a private enterprise whose goal is to make money and the stock prices go up? The deuce you say!

 

As always, I’m on the side of science against Science!

In a major blow to environmental activists, the Obama administration said Thursday that the controversial drilling technique known as fracking has not caused any widespread impacts on drinking water,

Not that this will matter, notice they link the Wash Times. I’m gonna go out on a limb and bet that The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. do not give this much coverage. They are in the affirmation business, not the information business after all.

 

As always, I’m on the side of freedom against the current, Chicago-machine-politics ruling our nation.

In March of this year, the Obama administration removed the White House from FOIA requests. Also in March, a note on a FOIA request that wasn’t blacked out said, “We (agency workers) live in constant fear of upsetting the WH [White House].”

The agencies have a history of perverting the process in favor of leftists. In 2013, the federal government granted waivers on FOIA requests for greenies but not conservatives. Green groups received information for free 92% of the time while equivalent Conservative groups are not granted fee waivers 93% of the time.

Sonomabatch.

That also illustrates why I’m on Sharyl Attkisson’s side, she’s just about the only journalist in America.

 

The real poser of the day:

Nannarch nannarchor  Grannarch?Trailer Park Grandma Hillary

 

Paco helped me come up with that one.