Archive for the ‘Mideast Madness’ Category

I’ve been saying for a while that the Dems want a little over a $trillion budget deficit while the GOP wants a little less.

I wuz wrong.

The debt of the U.S. government has increased by $2.678 trillion in the 2.5 years since House Speaker John Boehner (R.-Ohio) completed his first deal to put legislation increasing the debt limit through a Republican-controlled House of Representatives.

Sorry for any confusion.

I’ve said that Obama was a lying sack of shit for saying that there wasn’t a smidgeon of corruption at the IRS.

I wuz wrong.

…83% were right-leaning. And of the groups the IRS selected for audit, 100% were right-leaning. (Italics in original V)

That’s not a smidgeon, that’s a shitload.

Sorry for any confusion.

I thought the military were a bunch of fucking assholes for sending an officer to jail for the killing of a murderous jihadi in Iraq during a war.

I wuz wrong.

Army 1LT Michael Behenna has won parole. Apparently he was notified that his clemency request was denied but the parole request was granted.

They’re fucking assholes for not pardoning him but slightly less assholish for at least letting him out of Leavenworth.

The other day I was looking for something else and saw a link to Commentary Mag, I wasn’t sure if Commentary was trustworthy or not so I clicked around and saw this article about the Presbyterian Church declaring war on Judaism so I figured they were sensationalists making crap up and didn’t use the link.

I wuz wrong.

Moreover, IPMN’s book argues, the American Jewish community actively stifles dissent against the Zionist narrative, taking advantage of the “ignorance and passivity of many liberal American Jews.”

IPMN is the Israel Palestine Mission Network.

Sorry for any confusion in not trusting them the other day.

I’ve been saying for a while that the truck bomb war in Lebanon would be heating up.

I wuz wrong.

The general strategy of the regime and its allies will likely take the form of fierce aerial bombardment followed by a ground campaign….

They’ve going the conventional warfare route.

Sorry for any confusion.

I didn’t think Hassan Nasrallah could make me laugh in any way except watching him get blown up.

I wuz wrong.

valentine

That’s fucking hilarious.  The # is a nice touch.

I wish my PShop-fu was a tenth as good as Aliceh or Slublog, that’s crying out for so much.

I’ve been hoping that SMOD was going to KILL US ALL!!

I wuz wrong.

The magnetic field is weakening and…

Experts believe we’re currently overdue a flip, but they’re unsure when this could occur.

If a switch happens, we would be exposed to solar winds capable of punching holes into the ozone layer.

The impact could be devastating for mankind…

The magnetic field flipping is going to KILL US ALL!!!!!

On the plus side, we’ll be able to say there are polar bears at the South Pole and penguins at the North Pole.

As an aside, it’s a good thing we’re all civilized and scientific and shit or else there would be a proliferation of doomsday cults as in centuries past.

I once made fun of someone for saying they could use a flowerpot in a robbery.

I wuz wrong.

Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw

You have to respect crazy that strong.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!!!

I thought Olympic skiing was kind of boring this year.

I wuz wrong.

Via who else? The Jawas.

It’s freaking confusing out there.

You’ve all seen the vid (or at least, saw a link to the vid with some commentary) of the State Dept. Spokestool being unsure as to whether the ambassador to Argentina speaks Spanish. Since we don’t click links here, and why it’s confusing, that vid is being touted by the RNC?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

Is the GOP going to get some brains and some balls? I mean, the whole idea is absurd on the face of it, but….. stranger things have happened.

Like the USPS explaining how they need to be loansharks(PDF warning).

Like most gov’t publications, it starts with a typo.

 Providing Non-Bank Financial Services for the Underserved

Should read

 Providing Non-Bank Financial Services for the Undeserving

They are talking about people who can’t/don’t have a bank account.

From the link.

some 68 million adults. They are an economically diverse mix of working and middle class families, poor and unemployed people hurt by the recent economic crisis, young people,immigrants, and others who are trying to make it paycheck to paycheck. Together, they represent a huge market. In 2012, they spent about $89 billion just on interest and fees for alternative financial services.

They want to take advantage of the chaos created by Obama and become Pay Day Loans.

I’m confused on this one. It’s a gov’t tax on the poor and/or stupid, an undertaxed segment (only the lottery so far as I know), so I should be fer it.

On the other hand, I don’t know if the gov’t needs to get involved in that bottom-feeding industry, so I’m kind of agin it, especially since the gov’t played such a huge role in embiggening that market.

On the gripping hand (carpe scrotum), it’s the gov’t, how efficient will they be? They’ll charge 200% interest and the program will still be in the red in about a week, so I really should be agin it.

On a fourth hand, is it Constitutional? Can the USPS ( or indeed, any gov’t agency) be pay day loans?

Yeah, I know that last one is only a mental exercise not anything that has to do with the real world, but I always like posing that question to myself and trying to find justification for my position in wording of the Constitution.

Related but not really confusing (except that people don’t notice it)

I like the mention of the “middle class” there. The Obama admin always has one of two things in any bit (often both), the “Middle Class” and “Infrastructure”.

The Farm Bill is a bill of giving money to anybody who can convince the gov’t that the gov’t needs to give them money to not grow food and now with added food stamps. So how does Obama characterize it as he’s signing it?

A jobs bill, an innovation bill, an infrastructure bill, a conservation bill, a research bill. It’s like a Swiss Army knife,”

It is, of course, none of those things. Well, except the Swiss Army Knife, it’s a diverse grouping of generally unrelated things, briberies instead of tools of course.

He worked “working families” in, but ignored the middle class. So I guess that’s sort of confusing.

Didn’t we win the Cold War? Wasn’t Soviet communism pretty much thoroughly discredited when the USSR collapsed? Don’t we all remember the murderousness of the Iron Curtain?

NBC Calls Communism “One of Modern History’s Pivotal Experiments” During Sochi Olympics Intro Video…

Hilarious. But calling a Democrat a “socialist” or a “communist” is Verboten!

Doesn’t Geraldo still claim to be a journalist? I think so, but here we have Geraldo giving O’Reilly a hard time for being disrespectful to Geraldo’s Teleprompter Jesus for asking him questions that were about actual issues instead of a fawning suck-fest. Among other things, O’Reilly dared to mention in a question that Obama was once a Community Organizer.

I’ll admit, I’ve only watched a few seconds of the video, I can take O’Reilly for short periods, I can often listen to his whole opening pontification for instance, but I cannot take Geraldo for more than .24 seconds no matter how hard I try.

I do enjoy watching him get his nose broken, but I don’t watch the clips anymore because I don’t watch Springer and I didn’t watch Jerry Rivers and all the clips show the run-up and don’t focus enough on him getting hit in the face with a chair.

Lebanese still confused about the Party of God. The NGO here is a Lebanese one.

a group of humanitarian NGO workers were leaving … the target of frequent, sometimes fatal shelling by Syrian regime …, they might well have imagined they were putting the day’s danger behind them and heading for safer terrain.

If so, however, that illusion was dispelled when their van – clearly marked with the logo of (their NGO) …an ad hoc checkpoint manned by plain-clothed gunmen …

Ordered out of the vehicle, the five of them were detained for six hours, …subjected to hostile interrogation and even beating. Some, indeed, were left with “serious injuries,” …

… Halabi told NOW it was “obvious” it was Hezbollah,

You idiots, the people you wanted to go to war against The Joooooooooos  went to war with al Quaeda instead.

Since al Quaeda likes truck bombs and suicide bombers too and they’re not nearly as squeamish and polite as the Jews, the Party of God has had to get rougher and rougher in Lebanon because that’s how they tighten security, they’re fucking terrorists.

Holy crap, this is unbelievable, I never realized how absurd Mann’s hockey stick bullshittery actually is. He used tree ring data for previous centuries and then…

At the precise moment when the tree-ring proxies and actual temperatures are in near perfect agreement on a decades-long cooling trend, Mann dumps the tree rings and moves to “observed temperatures” – which have been conveniently revised upward from when they were originally observe

Seriously? I knew he altered data to get his graph, but I didn’t realize also threw out/ignored other data that was related to the data he was using.

How did actual scientists go along with that?

Every global warmmoner needs to be shunned by anybody and everybody who thinks science should not be used to enrich assholes and empower politicians, further, every idiot who smugly told anybody ever that the Science Is Settled should forevermore shut up about anything scientific.

As FrnakJ said the other day,

Science is is the best guesses based on current data made by extremely fallible humans. That’s all it is and ever will be

Science never settles. No question is ever answered once and forever. That’s a fantasy by people who’ve turned science into a magic religion.

Perzactly.

If you disagree, you can go to the planet Pluto with your cold-blooded pet Brontosaurus.

Dog’s Breakfast

Posted: February 6, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault

I’ve read and heard that phrase a bunch of times but I’ve never seen it so applicable as in Syria.

Some of John McCain’s friends/al Quaeda affiliates needed some recruits. So where do terrorists recruit locally?

Syrian rebels on Thursday seized control of most of Aleppo’s central prison, freeing hundreds of detainees,

 

Syrian state types are denying, but it’s being reported multiply and with different sources than the NGO for the above story.

Check out how they gained entrance.

Abdel Rahman said the rebel assault started with a suicide attack carried out by an Al-Nusra fighter at the prison’s main entrance.

 

Jeez. Some kid ran up and blew himself and the door up then the rest of the jihadis attacked. There are a few thousand prisoners in the huge prison, fighting is still going on, or was earlier.

So what has the murderous dorktator been doing in Aleppo?

Government forces, meanwhile, dropped crude “barrel bombs”…

In the past six days alone, the makeshift weapons — containers packed with explosives, fuel and scrap metal —

So what did those ellipses in the middle take out?

Some  descriptive stuff and this

…ahead of a second round of peace talks…

 

Yeah peace talks between Saudi Arabian jihadis and Iranian Jihadis in a country ruled by a murderous ophthalmologist who drops 55 gallon drums packed with explosives and scrap metal on civilians. I’m sure they’re going to do some good.

Oh, and lest we forget the international scope of the war in Syria, who was the suicide bomber who blew up the door?

Thursday’s offensive began when a Chechen suicide bomber from the al-Qaida-linked Nusra Front attacked the prison gates,

Dog’s breakfast indeed.

I will admit, Obama’s foreign policy in Syria has netted some good results. His “red line” stupidity makes it a net loss for us, but getting Saudi Arabian terrorists to fight Iranian terrorists across the middle east is fantastic.

Too bad you know he thought it would all be unicorns and rainbows in the middle east from his smart diplomacy and not a dog’s breakfast of jihadi massacrists.

 

Good News:

The bloody civil war in Syria and Iran’s efforts to come in from the diplomatic cold will drive the agenda next week …(at) Davos.

Bad News:

…not be Davos with the presence of celebs …Hollywood heartthrob Matt Damon…Bono …and Goldie Hawn

You have to love the description of Goldie though, “erstwhile US comedy star Goldie Hawn”

That’s cold.

Good News: ISIS is losing in Syria

The Al-Qaeda-linked Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham has reached out to other rebel groups in Syria to head off infighting,

Bad News: That means Hezbollah is winning and that means winning in Lebanon.

Top Hezbollah MP Mohammad Raad on Sunday said that his party was unwilling to discuss the ministerial statement before the formation of a government,

In other words, “We’re going to be terrorists you sheep.

Bad News: China is spoiling for a war in the South China Sea, Korea and Taiwan.

“Those borders where our army has won victories are more peaceful and stable, but those where we were too timid have more disputes.”

Goodish News: The Philippines are pushing back.

Gazmin, (Philippines Sec Def V) visiting a military camp in the northern Philippines, said the Hainan law did not apply to Philippine territorial waters, some of which overlap with those of China which claims most of the South China Sea.

“We will not follow their rules in our own territory. Why do we need permission from another country that does not own our fishing grounds? These are ours,” he told reporters.

More Goodish News: The Philippines are noticing that China is actually preparing for war.

Stephen Den Beste always said that we aren’t afraid enough of the Japanese, I’ve always believed him, which leads to…

Weird News To Note: From the Japan Times

One can only wonder what sort of tale American “techno-thriller” writer Tom Clancy …might have spun from the scenario that’s now unfolding in the East China Sea.

Alas, Mr. Clancy passed away of an undisclosed illness on Oct. 1, …

Buh? You’re talking about fighting the most populous nation on the Earth and you’re wondering what the hell Tom Clancy would have to say about it?

Good News: We have a decent chance for a zombie apocalypse (or linking link bait)

America’s Number One Prescription Sleep Aid Could Trigger ‘Zombies,’ Murder and Other Disturbing Behavior

An aside, you’re characterizing zombies and murder as “disturbing behavior”? Heh.

Bad News: They’re already in charge in some places.

The San Francisco Inquisition is now itching to roast Maria Conchita Alonso alive.  The charge: blasphemy.  She not only dared to support a Tea Party candidate for governor, but also used the term “illegal” in reference to migrants from south of the border who sneak into the United States without a visa or any kind of permit.

She  was supposed to be in the Vagina Monologues. Isn’t that some sort of free speech thing? I don’t know, I don’t have one. I have rented them though so I suppose I should find out.

Another aside, listen to her in The Running Man and then listen to Selma Hayek and try to figure out who is who.

Good News: Scientists are starting to notice the Sun is not cooperating.

Bad News: These idiots can’t give up their religion. After a few paragraphs talking about the Maunder Minimum and other minimums causing outrageously cold condition we get this:

And while some have argued that ebbs and flows in the Sun’s activity are driving the climate – overriding the effect of greenhouse gas emissions, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change concludes that solar variation only makes a small contribution to the Earth’s climate.

A trace gas (less than .04% or under 4 parts in 10,000) is driving the climate more than that great glowing orb of nukular fire whose effects (noon in a desert), or lack thereof (northern cold areas), can kill you in a matter of hours from 93,000,000 miles.

How do you even talk to someone who so smugly believes that idiocy?

That’s the worst part of global warmmongering, you can’t do real science on our effects on the climate, you have to prove CO2 is gonna KILLS US ALL!!!!!!!.

If you find that say, the Great Brown Cloud of Asia has more effect on the environment than all the autos and flatulent cows in the world, well, you’re a denier and you can’t get your stuff published.

The Science Is Settled.  Heretic.

Good News: Arizona has rights to lots of water from the Colorado for irrigation.

Bad News: California needs that water.

Worse News: Klamath Falls had rights to water for irrigation too.

There’s a spring on the patch of land where my apt is and there isn’t another one anywhere close.
When it all falls apart, I still think I’ll head to the mountains. There are no terrain features here, just flat scrub while the Salt River flows through mountain valleys that have pretty much ready made strong points on or near water. At least I’ll have water for the trip. Hopefully I get there soon enough that the residents won’t be organized to keep riff-raff like me out.

So as Kerry and Obama are sucking Iranian dicks, they’re laughing at us.

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani warned Thursday that he was facing domestic opposition to a landmark nuclear deal with major powers that is to go into effect next week.

They’re not going to make any deal of course, but Kerry and Obama are idiots so they don’t realize that (I hope, it’s worse if they do).

It’s not funny  at all (except for Iranians), but it is kind of funny. The Iranians are worried about public opinion while the leaders of what used to be a Constitutional Republic are not.

Speaking of Obama and Kerry being clueless idiots.

(Israeli V) Diplomatic officials also said: “Kerry visits here a lot, but he does not display any understanding of what is happening here. The U.S. plans are superficial and not serious. ,,,. It seems that Kerry is just not in touch with reality. He is not an expert, to say the least, on the roots of the conflict, he does not know how to create real solutions and does not even demonstrate proficiency in reading maps that are presented to him.”

Bwahahahahhahahahahhaa. But wait, there’s still more!

“The conduct of the U.S. secretary of state is obsessive. …Kerry seems to think his path to the White House is via the signing of a Middle East peace agreement.”

Kerry, still fucking that chicken. I have to admit, I think the next election will be as funny as the 2008 one. Biden and Kerry alone will make it  the “No, I’m more stupider!!!” election.

But where’s the endy? you ask.

Abu Mazen [Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas] will ask more of Israel, such as a [settlement construction] freeze or another prisoner release, and these demands will be backed by Kerry and turned into an American demand, accompanied by a threat.

Whoop, there it is.

This one is a little more subtle in its humor.

President of Azerbaijan Ilham Aliyev has sent condolences to President of the State of Israel Shimon Peres over death of former Prime Minister of the State of Israel Ariel Sharon.

“I have been deeply saddened by the news of the death of former Prime Minister of the State of Israel, prominent statesman and political figure Ariel Sharon.

I share your grief over this heavy loss. On behalf of myself and the people of Azerbaijan, I express my deepest condolences to you, family, and relatives of Ariel Sharon, and to the people of Israel,” …

Why is that funny? According to Wikipedia, Azerbaijan is 93% Muslim and they’re nicer to Israel and respectful of Sharon than the US.

C’mon, that’s pretty darn funny. I hope American Jews are happy with their votes for Obama.

This one isn’t that funny, but it is.

There isn’t much the Palestinian people haven’t suffered. But the use of enforced starvation against them by the …refugee camp breaks new ground in cruelty.

Yawn, Lebanese media blaming Israel for something stupid, So why is that funny and endy? Cuz those ellipses took this out, “Syrian dictatorship of Bashar al-Assad at the Yarmouk.” They’re blaming it on Syrians, not the Joooooooooooooooooos!!!!! and it’s the real kind of “starving” not the Paliwood kind.

This one has me weirded out.

…Tie Rack, the global chain of stores that sells — yes — ties recently announced it would shut all of its Great Britain stores..,

Seriously, my perception of the Brits is that they’d take the time to dress properly as the tidal waves are washing across London and the aliens are setting up huge people-cooking pots in the Scottish Highlands. Like Shaun of the Dead’s mother and step-father. Weird. Is that a sign of the end of civilization on that island?

Closer to home, this isn’t funny at all, it’s mostly just endy.

I wrote something about Mexican people organizing militias to fight against the Obama-sponsored cartels and how the people weren’t going to like it when the gov’t came back in but I can’t find it, that is the update to that post.

that farmers sided with the vigilantes to block the soldiers on a road leading into the town. The townspeople reportedly begged the soldiers to leave.

Can’t have Teh Peepul defend themselves, that’s what gov’t is for so they must be disarmed.

And if their gov’t isn’t willing or able to  defend them due to being afraid to be killed and/or bought off? Well, that’s the price Obama is willing to make them pay rather than do something about it other than sell guns to cartels.

As Minitrue is almost done with their first riveting week of wall-to-wall Bridgegate coverage.

Boned again, naturally.

Now let’s get to some gov’t intimidation in a different corrupt country, America.

The Connecticut State Police has contacted citizen reporter and gun rights blogger Mike Vanderboegh in Alabama, indicating they wish to question him about sending an empty gun magazine to the Connecticut governor.

Fuck you. No, really. Fuck you. That’s the most polite response I can think of to that sort of crap. It was obviously not a threat but this fucking totalitarian asshole uses the threat of death (cops carry guns) in the face of non-violent, free-speech. Fuck you.

Related, This is my very favorite kind of Larious: Freaking High.

Seen at the ATF’s booth at SHOT.

molonlabemofo

Bwahahahaha.

Speaking of Bridgegate….I mean, BRIDGEGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, sometimes I just love Ann Coulter’s take.

I agree with MSNBC. I find it hard to believe that Gov. Chris Christie knew nothing about his staff’s plotting a massive traffic jam on the ramp to the George Washington Bridge for political retribution. On the other hand, I also find it hard to believe that Obama didn’t know his own IRS was auditing his political enemies.

But most of all, I find it hard to believe that MSNBC host Al Sharpton didn’t know Tawana Brawley was lying when she claimed to have been gang-raped by rogue cops on the Wappingers Falls, N.Y., police force.

Bwahahaha. Funny. Of course, what she’s talking about is darn endy, but you takes what you gets.

In more Heh news,

Historic subsidies propping up US wind energy ended on January 1 and Congress refused to renew them, despite supporters arguing that the aid has made renewable power cheaper than coal.

No you stupid commie idiots, it doesn’t make it cheaper than coal, it makes it more expensive than it should be as the gov’t siphons off money from me, let’s much of it stick to their hands, then disburses it to people who then go bankrupt.

It’s funny they’re that stupid, it’s not at all funny that stupidity is believed by all of our ‘elite’ and not a one of them seem to realize that if something actually worked you wouldn”t need to subsidize it for the last 50 years.

We’ll end on a little optimism.

American society today is almost identical to September 10th, 2001, before the terrorist attack that took down the World Trade Center towers….

Just as the WTC was attacked in 1993, but survived long enough for the forces of terrorism to regroup and return with a greater, more elaborate plan, the citizens of the United States were attacked by its government on October 3, 2008 when it passed the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP),

Yup. That wasn’t actually the very beginning, but it was pretty bad as we found out that Bush’ peeps actually threatened banks into taking money.  More from our optimist.

the government has empowered the IRS, militarized police departments, changed the definition of “enemies” to include returning veterans; Christians; believers in the Constitution; those preparing to survive the obvious next attack; and many others. It has stacked the military with commanders who understand their role as defending the U.S. Government, not necessarily the people or the states of the United States.

Eh, so far just standard noticing the endy, but he does get to the optimism

They (Us Americans V) know that their government hates them, that it considers them stupid and weak, as other terrorists have done in the past. Americans know that their rights are being violated; that the Constitution cannot stop those in power from implementing any sort of plan they wish; that plans are being made by the government to handle civil unrest; that the government has been snooping into their e-mails and phone calls (compiling an enemies list?).

You gotta love his “faith in Americans, I’m more pessimistic, I don’t think they have a clue. I think they’ll figure it out when it’s far too late.

The rest of it is pretty depressingly accurate though. I wouldn’t read it unless you have a (un)healthy supply of your favorite intoxicant.

I mentioned Shaun of the Dead, you know what that means, zombie pics. (more…)

Is it me or is it getting funnier out there?

We have Veeshir rooting for al Quaeda, they’re moving into the Gaza part of Terrorstan, and also for El Generalissimo Supremo in Egypt, because their military kills Islamic idiots and just allows secular dictators.

We have Obama fighting both sides of the budding war in the South China Sea.

Here he is sending B-52s to fly through where China said they have to ask permission.

Here, he is telling US airlines to do China’s bidding.

Here we have Iran promising the Middle East that their nukes are only meant for Jews.

Which is funny because Iran says there‘s no deal.

Here we have Russia arming Iran up to kill Americans and  former American allies. I figure Obama will bail on that deal, unless he comes in on the side of Iran.

Because, as Obama says,

“Tough talk and bluster may be the easy thing to do politically, but it’s not the right thing to do for our security,

Peace For Our Time!

Although, as FrnakJ wrote so aptly,

Who do bullies pick on in the playground? The giant, crazy looking guy who looks ready to snap and kill the person nearest or some harmless looking weenie who appears to do anything to avoid conflict?

We really need a POTUS who’s read and understood that most important essay.

CNN has a funny today.

First, they put out an Obama press release as “news”. It’s all stuff like this:

All these changes have made a noticeable difference in HealthCare.gov’s operating metrics, Zients said.

They write how great the website is and then note it’s an administration tool saying it but nowhere do they say if it is actually working. I’ve been flipping to CNN all day, they’ve been running that crap over and over. “The admin says it’s wonderful so now will those meanies stop rooting for failure!

But they also run this story showing that the website crashed when someone actually tried to use it. You’d think they’d put the two together. But there’s your problem; thinking. Don’t do it when watching CNN.

Now, I’ve written “rampaging John Lennons” on this page (no really, I did. You should try reading it) and I thought that was the most unlikely thing I could write. Of course, then I wrote about global worming making the world blow up so my ridicumeter had be recalibrated.

And now we’re there again. (Via Paco)

Two men save shark from choking on moose

Not sure if it was time well spent, but they made the papers so what do I know?

The only unfunny part of today? Watching Movable Object meet Resistible Force on Sunday Night Football.

Important Update!

So the Ukrainian leaders are trying to go back to being an SSR and Teh Peepul are a tad upset. They had their Orange Revolution and the leaders have spent the years since undoing it so now there’s some serious violence going on between the people and the dictator’s thugs. I’m rooting for them, it’s not easy to stay free.

I only wish we had a POTUS who actually sided with people trying to throw off dictators.

Update to the update

instead of WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!?

I know I’m sick of hearing about how boned we are, let’s hear about how how boned someone else is.

The best part is that, like Obamadebaclecare, it’s self-inflicted.

Also like Obamadebaclecare, it has layers. Like an onion or an ogre.

Hmmm, should we start with teh funny or end on it? Start with it I think, I hate to wait.

Headline

‘Father of Suicide Bombing’ Reportedly Injured in Iran Suicide Bomb

Heh. That’s funny.

Even though the guy is a liar if he’s claiming to be the father of suicide bombing. After all, we all know that’s the Arafish and he’s already in Hell with 72 Virginians shoving hot pokers up his ass. Too bad he enjoys that.

But it does clear up something I was wondering about, this story about Saudi Arabian terrorist/diplomats clearing out of Lebanon for fear of Hezbollah killing them.

So they did that a few days before the car bomb war in Lebanon heated up.

The suicide attacks were “just the beginning of a process of applying the Iraqi model to Lebanon,” sources close to the Shiite group Hezbollah told Al-Rai newspaper.

  The sources also expect a rise in such attacks in Lebanon “similar to what is happening in Iraq.”

And if Hezbollah says a car bomb war is going to heat up, you would be smart to believe them.

I’ve said it before, but Lebanon did it to themselves, I have no sympathy whatsoever for them. They wanted Hezbollah, they got Hezbollah and all that comes with that band of murderous terrorists.

On the downside, Iran appears to be planning on spreading the unrest to previously stable  Jordan.

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad said that a rebel force was being formed in neighboring Jordan to launch an offensive in southern Syria’s Daraa as well as in the outskirts of the capital Damascus, Al-Joumhouria newspaper reported Friday.

As we all know, the chinless dorktator in Syria is just an Iranian puppet. Sort of the relationship between the Norks and China. They’re “Plausible Deniability” states in other words.

Jordan is in a tough spot, all they want to do is not be involved in Islamic terrorism, but the region around them is awash in it.

They try to keep the peace by keeping their Palestinian “refugees” in “camps” and allowing them no civil rights whatsoever but if Iran and Saudi Arabia (who hates Jordan) decide Jordan is the next battlefield in their war, well, that’s that for the Hashemites.

 

First story via Yourish.

Sunnis Winning?

Posted: October 23, 2013 by veeshir in Jitardis, Mideast Madness

So the war in Syria between Saudi jihadis and Iranian jihadis must be going poorly for Iranian jihadis.

The state-run Iranian news agency – Ahlul Baht News – called for the end of the House of Saud in a recent article.

Not sure whether that’s good or bad or just sideways (with extra blood and baby-brains splattered everywhere).

I mean, we don’t want Saudi Arabian al Quaeda and their satellites getting stronger but weakening Iran is always a good thing.

Hezbollah has Lebanon as a recruiting ground to get more Iranian-backed jihadis to fight so Lebanon is fucked too as the war spreads there.

The Al-Qaeda-linked Al-Nusra Front has allegedly assembled four car bombs and sent them to Lebanon,

Of course, the Lebanese allowed Hezbollah to arm up to fight The Joooooooooos! and then acted all surprised and hurt when Hezbollah started killing Lebanese to take over.

So if Hezbollah starts fighting al Quaeda in Lebanon, that’s their own fucking fault, they learned in the 70s civil war what jihadis do to their country and still let it happen again.

So far as I’m concerned, fuck em all.

I’m still in favor of providing transportation to Syria for all flavors of murderous jihadis and giviving them an AK and an RPG when they get there as well as instructions on how to make IEDs Work accidents are funny.

See?

I’d be surprised if Israel hasn’t already started helping,

I mean sure, both groups want to destroy Israel, but if they’re busy killing Muslim babies in Syria and Lebanon they aren’t blowing up Israeli school buses.

It’s like Bush’ “Bring It On” strategery in Iraq except they’re blowing each other up instead of Americans.

Hell, we can hope they get the Palestinian Terrortories involved too. I’d also be surprised if the Israelis are not trying to figure out to make that happen.

Let Shia kill Sunni, the way Allah intended.

Huh, it appears that some murderous clowns are not all bad.

A gunman in a clown suit has shot dead the oldest brother of one of Mexico’s most notorious drug trafficking families at a children’s party in a beach resort town.

Personally, I blame the victim. What was he thinking inviting a clown in the first place?

I have to wonder if this is the first time a non-suicidal hittee paid the hitman who killed him?

 

Unrelated, this is why the Middle East is fucked.

The Many Shades of Hezbollah in a Lebanese publication. Apparently, when they’re not killing babies they run day-care and hospitals.

There is only one shade of Hezbollah blood-red with flecks of brain matter

 

Clown story via i Own the world.

Syriously

Posted: September 3, 2013 by veeshir in Exploding things, GOP FAIL, Jitardis, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault, Op/Sped

Don’t do it. We don’t need to be deal with Syria. Let al Quaeda (Saudi Arabia) fight Hezbollah (Iran) in fucking Syria.

Let’s get the Palis involved too. Tell Hamas that Hezbollah is going to ally with the Israelis in the Pali Terrortories for help in Syria. They want to kill Hezbollah anyway, why not let them do it in Syria?

The only aid, military or monetary, we should send should be transportation for jihadis to Syria. Hell, give them each an AK and an RPG when they get off the fucking bus.

Now, if we were going to do what we did in Iraq, go in for a decade and fight jihadis for that 10 years showing the Syrians what terrorists are like, I’d be fer it. Let’s have a war on terror in another terror-supporting country, but……

We have a bunch of feckless, booger-eating morons in charge who have neither the balls, the brains nor the br….leadership skills to actually accomplish anything useful.

Obama nearly lost Iraq a couple of years after we won.

They’re going to bomb some shit and declare “Mission Accomp……ummmmm….. ‘Job Done!” and be about their business.

You know, like when we blew up that aspirin factory in Sudan and shot some $2 million missiles at a tent. That worked out well.

A long time ago I said that the reign of Obama reminded me of the worst of the 90s with the added attraction that it looks like we lost the Cold War.

I’d be happier about saying I told you so if it weren’t so utterly disastrous.

So, has anybody figured out if there is a German word for being all pissed off and/or depressed when you say, “I told you so”?

Like, Ganzknewitschlechtschwanz or something.