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Motherfucking motherfuckers, I give you Minitrue!

I checked to see if I could find stories about the “strained ceasefire” but instead found all manner of stories about “ceasefire crumbles”. Israel fought back so the ceasefire has crumbled, I’m sure it was only strained when Hamas murdered and kidnapped.

This one is emblematic of the pieces of the Jew-hating, murderous-savage-defending shits that are our media betters.

At least 50 Palestinians have been killed in the Gaza strip on Friday, with Israel also alleging that Hamas had fired early morning rockets. This latest, 72-hour UN-brokered ceasefire, has now officially collapsed.

Israel launches ground incursion in Gaza Strip LIVE UPDATES

Soon after the ceasefire started at 8am local time (05:00 GMT), an Israeli tank opened fire in the southern Rafah area, the Gaza Interior Ministry said. At least 40 people were killed in the attack, hospital officials told Reuters. That number later climbed to 50 at around midday GMT, with a further 220 wounded.

Israel insisted that the IDF was only responding to Hamas attacks.

“Hamas violated the humanitarian ceasefire which began this morning by firing rockets at Israel from Gaza,” the Jerusalem Post cited the Israeli Foreign Ministry as saying.

The statement went on to allege how it took Hamas “two hours and four minutes to violate the ceasefire.”

 

You see, the Israelis called off the ceasefire. Hams killed and kidnapped, but that just meant the cease-fire was strained, Israel fighting back means that Israel called off the cease-fire.

Notice everything happening to Palestinians is stated definitively while everything happening to Israel is “Israel claims” and also notice that they make sure to let you know Israel is shooting but nowhere do they mention rockets, mortars or kidnapping.

Assholes.

 

Update: If you don’t have any coffee, amphetamines or crystal meth to get your heart going or if you’re trying to work yourself up to fight off 10 or 15 machete-wielding MS=13 types,  read the comments on that article.

Important Update Below!!!!!!

Don’t forget, before our fine Minitrue betters were lying for Obama and Hamas, they were lying for Saddam.

For example, in the mid-1990’s one of our Iraqi cameramen was abducted. For weeks he was beaten and subjected to electroshock torture in the basement of a secret police headquarters because he refused to confirm the government’s ludicrous suspicion that I was the Central Intelligence Agency’s Iraq station chief. CNN had been in Baghdad long enough to know that telling the world about the torture of one of its employees would almost certainly have gotten him killed and put his family and co-workers at grave risk.

 

You see, they needed access, so lying for Saddam gave them access. They never seemed to question whether the “access” was worth the lies. Recall also that Foxnews left Iraq without explaining why. But they’re Fauxnews and CNN is all good and shit.

Keep that story in mind when you read stories about Hamas.

Hell, even Foxnews, and not just nitwits like Shep, are saying stuff like, “Israel says that Hamas is using human shields. Meanwhile, a brazillion civilians died in Israeli rocket strikes” without noting that it’s Hamas giving the world the “civilian” casualty numbers and who killed them.

A little primer on who’s killing who that I’ve seen in a few places this morning.

The media immediately took the Hamas line that it was Israeli missiles. Later, the IDF stated that it had not fired on those locations, and that the explosions were misfired Hamas or Islamic Jihad missiles.

The media played it as he said, he said.

But an Italian journalist has just left Gaza and is telling the truth about what happened now that he needs not fear Hamas retaliation — Israel was right (h/t Israelly Cool):

 

The media is so used to lying against people who believe in individual freedom and responsiblity that they no longer care who they’re lying for.

I will say that my paranoia is getting worse. Even our fine, ignorant, minitrue betters are noticing that Obama’s fecklessness and retirement is not helping the world stay peaceful.

Whenever minnitrue notices something that makes their God-President look bad, it’s after it’s become insoluble.

Which brings up impeachment, does anybody think things would be better if he were impeached? President Joe Biden (wrap your head around that) would keep the same people who are actually running the gov’t in place so we’d lose a retired president to get one who’s well into Energetic and Stupid

 

Important Update For Our “Readers” Living In Texas!!!!!!!!!1

emergency!!!!!!

What’s going to blow up first? Seriously, things are accelerating out there. I know I’m a doomsayer, but that’s just my learned behavior.

Not much endy today, just a few chucklers as I’m trying not to pay too much attention, I want to be surprised.

So as the EUnuchs are frowning at the Russians over murdering some of them, this

Ukrainian nationalist leader Dmytro Yarosh has been placed on Interpol’s wanted list at the request of Russian authorities. According to the notice, he faces two charges “by the judicial authorities of Russia” for “public incitement to terrorist activities involving the use of mass media” and “public incitement to extremist activities involving the use of mass media.”

 

That guy was in charge of people who kept the previous Ukrainian tsarling from murdering the protestors who were against returning to SSR status so you can pretty much assume the “extremist activities” are “resisting Russian aggression.”

Way to make Putin shake in his jackboots there EUnuchs

 

 

I gotta wonder if the Lebanese will turn against the Party of God over this.

Hezbollah chief Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said that his party will provide the resistance in Gaza, which is facing a devastating Israeli offensive, with any support it might need.

Recall a few years ago when Israel blew up southern Lebanon over shit like this. Methinks the Lebanese are watching Israel blowing up Gaza and they might be remembering what life is like on the blown up end of an artillery range and the Israelis are obviously in no mood to take any shit from those barbarians.

 

Obama is feckless and useless which is giving all the bad guys a free pass, why shouldn’t the good guys ignore him too?

Speaking of which, Aussies!

Prime Minister Tony Abbott will send troops to eastern Ukraine to protect Australian federal police officers working at the MH17 crash site.

Good for them.

Chinese river turns to blood, I wonder if they skipped the rain of frogs or if the Chinese just ate them?

 

A drudgetaposition.

GOP 2016 quandary, why no women candidates?

TMZ freaks out on Sarah Palin: ‘Bitch,’ ‘Horrible Mom,’ ‘Dumb’

 

Bigger, faster rides may be hitting their peak!!!!!

Yeah, we’ve know about that for a long time here at DPUD

Once Action Park closed it’s been downhill since.

 

Today’s LOL from the Outrider, Karmic irony is pretty darn funny

 

I very rarely LOL but there’s not much else to do.

Remember, schaden is the only freude we’re getting anymore.

30 SECONDS LATER UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot this, I’ve been meaning to post it for a long time.

From our favorite Weasel, S, the greatest, non-Upton, gif in the history of gifs!!!!!

bees

 

For a long time the FEOCE was pretty much just going staying steady state, things weren’t changing. 2 months ago I could have taken a post from last year and posted it word for word and link for link and nobody would have noticed, even if this was the kind of blog where people clicked the links and read the posts.

But now? Things are changing and it’s not getting prettier.

Ebola in Sierra Leone is being mostly ignored and it shouldn’t be.

 

A doctor in charge of an Ebola treatment center in Sierra Leone has been admitted to hospital after contracting the deadly virus himself, the health ministry said Wednesday.

The news comes just days after three nurses from the same facility died of the disease, which has killed hundreds of people throughout west Africa and continues to spread.

That can’t be good.

All manner of diseases are spreading in new and horrible ways, like MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) may be airborne. That means you don’t need actual contact to get it. That’s how plagues get really bad.

Of course, the way things are going that’ll just make the rubble bounce.

America has lost all respect in the world.

An unusual screening process occurred involving Kerry and his State Department team as they were subjected to a metal detector before meeting with President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi at the Egyptian presidential palace.

 

That’s not about security, it’s about a calculated insult to the representative of America. A competent Sec State would have said, “Fuck you.” and walked away, but Kerry is anything but intelligent or competent. Think, Joe Biden with better hair and a richer wife.

Russia is showing that, what with Obama calling for people to RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!!! and Putin laughing at him.

China is noticing the New World Order and getting more and more assertive in the South China Sea.

China’s unyielding commitment to gaining control over contested territory and its disdain for subjecting itself to rules that put it on an equal footing with much smaller states mean that hopes of successfully negotiating a binding CoC (Code of Conduct…to ‘promote peace and stability in the region.’ V) are illusionary.

 

Expansionistic, murderous commie dictators tend to act murderous and expansionistic. I was reading a book, I forget which one, and they noted that China is not really commie, they’re and industrial fuedalistic society, which misses the point that that’s what commie dictatorships always become no matter how much they mouth commie pieties.

There is one ray of interesting out there.  I use Lebanon Now! because they’re generally much more trustworthy than the any American outlet, so that makes this even more interesting.

Fast-forward to ISIS and the unfolding tragedy of Iraqi Christians. The uprooting and destruction of Christian communities in Iraq has sent shockwaves through social media and throughout the world. What is particularly infuriating about the tragic fate of Iraqi Christians is that they had remained neutral in the ongoing conflict.

 

They list stuff from the Bible that Christians generally don’t take literally anymore and then list stuff from the Koran that Islamic terrorists quote to justify their actions.

I’ve been called all manner of things for noticing that, it’s interesting that a Muslim outlet is noticing it. I think it’s too late to do any good, but it might mean there’s hope for Lebanon. I try to like Lebanon but they let their Jew-Hatred get away, if they would stop that there might be hope for them.

 

America, of course, is going the other way. Some border patrol types get all Stasi on some Boy Scouts for having the temerity to think they live in a free country.

A Boy Scout took a picture of some border patrol assholes. The border patrol types said it was illegal (It isn’t) and drew a gun on a Boys Scout. They’re denying one of their OberFuhrers did that, but I know who I believe. Especially considering what we’ve seen these days.

An interesting article highlighting that.

Headline

US Government Turns Fully Against Americans and Few Seem to Care

Yeah, we’ve been noticing that, but as it keeps getting worse, more and more are noticing it.

Consider who Obama’s trying to exacerbate the border situation by not telling anybody anything.

Governor Terry Branstad (R-IA) again blasted the Obama administration for secretly dumping illegal immigrant children to the state.

 

Listen proles, we’re from the gov’t and we’re not here to help you, we’re here to rule you.

Interesting times. Now consider this, life is imitating a Stephen King novel.

A new wristband design will deliver an electric shock if the wearer does not meet fitness goals.

 

In Quitters Inc. you lose a finger if you don’t do what you’re supposed to, so this is just a step back.

All I know is I ain’t going down no storm drains without a turtle to help me.

 

Added 30 Seconds Later Because I Forgot It Update!!!!!

Caption this

nit and wit

 

You have to love the dim look on Kerry’s face and pissed off look on Netanyahu’s. I figure Bibi is thinking, “What a putz.” but then, he doesn’t seem to use invective like your average Moron.

I’ll tell you what sup.

Life imitates Camus!

A Chinese city has been sealed off and 151 people have been placed in quarantine since last week after a man died of bubonic plague

 

Ugh.  These are people who have less regard for life than French colonizers, that’s not going to end well.

 

So not only is Tsar Putin I’s state media (they’re like MSNBC  and CNN but they have to be forced to lie for their Dear Leader) lying ridiculously about his Cossacks shooting down a civilian plane, but now he’s sick and tired of Teh Peepul acting all upset and stuff.

Russian President Vladimir Putin signed several laws on July 22, increasing liability for separatism and violation of regulations for holding rallies.

 

I just hope Obama does not get any ideas on that.

You have to like the bit about cracking down on “calls for separatism” as he’s fomenting separatism in other countries. That’s a nice touch.

Speaking of evil empires,

Identifying Backdoors, Attack Points, and Surveillance Mechanisms in iOS Devices… In his talk Zdziarski demonstrates “a number of undocumented high-value forensic services running on every iOS device” and “suspicious design omissions in iOS that make collection easier.”

So what do you think, murderous, commie, Chinese dictators having their slaves put it in or just Apple being Apple?

They’ve both been watching Google pretty closely after all so that’s a tough call.

 

A rare disagreement between Veeshir and Israel.

Israeli envy says country deserves Nobel Prize for “restraint”

Really? You people want to be grouped with the Arafish, Kofi, What-Genocide?, Annan and Obama? I respect Israel far too much to want that to happen.

You’ve seen that commercial about the “Framily Plan” where Gordahn shows up uninvited? Well, in real life his name is J. Effin Kerry.

Michael Oren, who until recently served as Israel’s ambassador in Washington, said Monday that US envoy John Kerry was coming to the region despite Sunday’s hot-mic incident making it clear that he had not been invited.

Okay, that’s funny and shows that, despite the faux pas on the Nobel, Israel still has its head on straight.

I wonder if that had something to do with the Obama admin canceling flights to Israel? He’s petty enough for that so…

 

This one is pretty darn funny too.

A conservative of color had the unmitigated gall to show up to a Democratic Front Group’s gathering (NAACP edition) and was rightly attacked in a vicious manner, but that’s just expected and not funny.

This quote from the article is what’s funny.

*Note: FreedomWorks is not funded by the Koch brothers.

Heh. disassociating themselves from an evil empire is kinda funny.

 

Geez, I just want to send the “children”, their parents and gang-banger friends back to their own countries, but Pelosi apparently wants us to crucify them.  She wants us to treat them like Jesus.

Hard core but probably a little overreactive.

 

I don’t get the problem with this.

Stoners in Colorado are using their EBT cards (not food stamps, just regular welfare) at pot dispensaries.

If it’s the Most Evil Thing In The World to drug test welfare recipients and pot is legal, why should anybody have any problem with this?

 

I haven’t seen this link any where for a long time so I’ll post it.

If you’re so inclined, these guys deliver pizzas to IDF soldiers on the frontline. Pizza for the IDF you can attach a message if you’re so inclined. .

So dat’s what sup.

I’ve said the Dutch are furiously impotent on the international stage (LINK ADDED) and I absolutely believe that.

They might be able to invade, and win, if Luxembourg pissed them off enough, but possibly not.

The point.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has one last chance to show he is serious about helping rescuers recover the bodies of the victims of the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, the Dutch prime minister said on Saturday.

 

Oooohhhh, I’m sure Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. So much so that CNN has been showing his Cossacks taking the black boxes from the flight and looting the bodies from the crash scene.

He’s even less worried about them than he is about anything Obama says, and that’s saying something.

Obama is busy drawing red lines and the rest of the EUnuchs are all frowning furiously at him and he cares not at all.

What are the EUnuchs or Obama going to do?

Consider that we are counting on Russia’s help with Syria, Iran and to get to the ISS while the EUnuchs count on him for their energy needs.

You know what scares Tsars? More powerful armies and the will to use them. Nobody in EUnuchstan has either and America has the might but not the will. Our foreign policy team is Obama, J Effin Kerry and Chuck, Nobody Will Take My Calls, Hagel.

They’re like the Three Stooges except feckless and even dumber.

 

Important, Unrelated Funny and Endy Update!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Thursday, UNRWA confirmed that 20 rockets had been found in one of its vacant schools in Gaza.

…UNRWA workers called Hamas to come remove them.

 

After watching CNN broadcast Terrorstanian propaganda this is not as funny, but still pretty darn endy.

 

Nits and Wits

Posted: July 16, 2014 by veeshir in Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC, Random Crap

Sometimes combined!

First, we have a nitwit and an uninterested party

US Secretary of State John Kerry will brief President Barack Obama on Iran nuclear talks

Neither understands the stakes or the opposition, one thinks pretending to care will get him the White House.

A helpful timeline of ‘negotiations’ with the Mullarchy.  replete with parts like this

Iran responds by refusing to suspend enrichment-related activities as it had previously pledged.

 

Too bad our intellectual, moral, political and social betters don’t realize that. They should also realize that countries even more afraid of a nukularized Iran than Israel are every country on the Arabian peninsula, Kuwait and many more Muslim countries.

File this story under “secondary explosions”

The sound of a blast cut through the air on Gaza’s beach, drawing people out of seafront buildings to see a crowd of terrified children sprinting along the sand….

And then another blast hit the site,

Yeah, about that second explosion….

Obama admin getting tough in defense of their allies!

Washington warned its Israeli ally Monday against any ground invasion of Gaza

Assholes.

Speaking of nitwits, I give you Shep! “Israel is killing children!!!!”, he never seems to think about the fact that Israel warns the Terrorstanians and then they go out to get some children to get blown up so tolerant nitwits like good old Shep can get upset.

 

Two witty ones from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi

First, this is useful for getting nitwits’ heads to explode.

Life expectancy was much higher in the U.S. and the slave population began to reproduce; enslaved peoples’ numbers grew rapidly, reaching 4 million by the 1860 Census. From 1770 until 1860, the rate of natural growth of North American enslaved people was much greater than for the population of any nation in Europe, and was nearly twice as rapid as that of England.

Okay, that’s funny.

Not defending slavery, I think there is no worse scourge in the world, all other problems flow from that whether commie slavery or Islamic terrorist slavery, but that right there is pretty darn funny.

 

 

And last, the wittiest. in response to that Stoners on a Roll article,
From Commenter David Ritenour at Knowledge Is Power

Top Five Kids Who Eat Hot Dogs
1) big kids
2) little kids
3) kids who climb on rocks
4) tough kids
5) sissy kids
and the bonus kid with chicken pox

Israel-Terrorstan Illustrated

Posted: July 13, 2014 by veeshir in Mideast Madness

Dear Minitrue, this is the difference between Israel and Terrorstan.

Netanyahu

 

Israel-Palestinian_babywar

 

First pic from Israel Matzav, via Nice Deb

For someone who is actually nice, reading her blog is very depressing and anger-inducing. She’s just not nearly as good at denial as I.

I know stuff and pretend I don’t. It’s a survival trait in the Land of Hope and Change.

Geez, I could almost literally just repost something from 2 years ago and nobody would notice it.

Not even if this was the type of blog that people read and click the links.

Let’s start with the peacefully murderous members of the Religion of Peace where it appears that something we haven’t seen in a long time is happening, region-wide war.

First, a drudgetaposition that is very illustrative of the whole, Peace Process farce.

Israel arrests the murderers of a Palestinian teen.

Meet The Proud Mother Of Palestinian Man Accused In Death Of Israeli Teens

 

Slight difference, you have to love.…hate how the Wash Post characterizes the Israelis utterly expected actions in relation to murderers.

The arrests shocked those on both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian divide — Palestinians because many had assumed Israel would never act against its own

 

Assholes. The only people that “shocked” are assholes who hate Israel have a caricature of them that no amount of reality can change.

 

As Obama and the rest of the compassionate set lambast Israel for breaking the ceasefire, we have

Hamas militants in Gaza fired “dozens” of rockets into southern Israel late Monday,

Yeah, that’s what they do. They’re murderous thugocrats who use a religion to justify their thuggery.

 

Speaking of people ‘shocked’ by reality, something we here at DPUD have known about for over  year.

Despite denials by Hamas, there is growing evidence that the terrorist group Islamic State of Iraq and Syria [ISIS] — also known as “The Islamic State” — has begun operating in the Gaza Strip.

Yeah, that’s been happening for a long time.

So how is America viewed in this most dangerous of times?

Bahrain’s Foreign Ministry said Monday that US Assistant Secretary of State for Democracy, Human Rights and Labor, Tom Malinowski, is “unwelcome” in the Sunni-ruled kingdom and should “leave immediately.”

We’ve become the Rodney Dangerfield of the world, we get no respect. (Obama’s made sure we deserve none)

In relation to the murderous Religion Of Peacers kidnapping girls in Nigeria, we do have Top Men and Women on the Job!!!!!

twit

 

Okay, I’m officially embarrassed by my nation’s gov’t.

 

In other regional war news, Ukraine!

Another drudgetaposition.

Ukraine

The Ukrainian army is preparing to dislodge Kremlin-backed separatists from Donetsk and Luhansk,

Russia.

Russia may begin a “peacekeeping” operation in Ukraine within the next two days, according to comments made on July 3

 

Yeah, I’m sure that’ll end well. If something happens there, in the middle east or the South China Sea, Obama will take a weak to make a ‘decision” and his ‘decision’ will be to tell everybody, killers and killees, to step back.

 

That’s enough They’re All Gonna Die, let’s do some WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! stuff that, surprisingly, isn’t global worming caused.

This happened in America, at the Murrieta deal. where we had some mostly-peaceful counter-protestors

peaceful

That’s in America. Seriously.

And we know the gov’t has our backs.

Davis says he reported the destruction or losing of applications (by the VA V) to White House deputy chief of staff, Rob Nabors, and gave him a copy of his whistleblower complaint. He says the complaint was then leaked to the very same people about whom he was complaining.

 

You know, for a place to store their knives.

Speaking of storing knives in our backs, I give you the establishment pricks in the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party in Mississippi.

This site doesn’t have permalinks to each story, but this is the top story today. With pics and links to the FEC stuff.

Cochran campaign staffer Amanda Shook was illegally reimbursed for over $40,000 cash in walking around money during the Republican primary, according to Federal Election Commission (FEC) filings. The payments are described as “Reimbursed Expenses – Campaign Walkers.”

 

$40K buys a lot of votes to beat that stupid idjits from their own, putative, party.

But wait, there’s still more!

A conservative media consultant is accusing the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) of laundering money through a political consulting firm to a shadowy SuperPAC that ran racist negative ads attacking the Tea Party and Chris McDaniel in the Mississippi runoff election.

Lest you have forgotten, this flyer.

gop win!

Yeah, it’s unproven so far, but we know that’s only because the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party has been watching the Chicag0-Machine assholes running our country and learning how to hide their perfidy.

 

Eh, that’s enough for now, except for this illustration on how we can’t have nice things because of the coalition of humorless leftists and the people who care what they screech.

“Air NZ finds it appropriate to reinvent the in-flight safety video with a celebration of Sports Illustrated 50th anniversary. A safety video is to alert passengers on what to do in an emergency; it should not be an excuse to objectify the sexualized female body,”

The ad in question.

 

Assholes, don’t they want us to be safe?

 

 

 

You know, besides Minitrue viciously attacking the people who don’t want to pay to kill babies.

Above the Post, I Forgot This Earlier Update!!!!!

To steal a bit, News From Last Year!!!!

terrorists from al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula are developing explosives designed to avoid detection by current security screening, U.S. officials tell CNN.

 

Everybody’s acting as if it’s something new.

From March, 2013

That was the agency’s sorry excuse to explain how Newark Airport screeners were completely outmatched by an undercover fed who stuffed an IED in his pants and slipped through two layers of security.

“It’s not like they’re using a cartoonish bundle of dynamite with an alarm clock strapped to it,” Bob Burns of the TSA Blog Team posted on the agency’s Web site

 

They’ve already admitted they’re fucking useless, this is just another excuse to grab my nuts and ATC’s tits.

Which, I can hardly blame them for wanting to do that even as I’m OUTRAGED!!!!! that they do.

 

Now back to our irregularly scheduled post!

Quoth Steyn

The corruption of this republic is a disgrace. As I said, this is not Scandinavian-style statism, but something uglier and more thuggish. The conscription of the bureaucracy to torment the ruling party’s ideological enemies is Banana Republic 101. And, until they’re stopped, they will do it again.

 

That’s the conclusion, what leads up to it is illustration. Like most Steyn, it’s informative and rage-inducing

Obama’s been trying to deal with the impending war in the South China Sea with predictable results.

Far from ameliorating territorial disputes in the Western Pacific, President Obama’s latest trip to Asia seems to have instead ushered in a new era of Chinese assertiveness across adjacent waters.

 

Surprising nobody who’s paid any attention at all to Obama, which set includes our enemies.

In recent months, China has dispatched several oil rigs to contested areas across the South China Sea, with Vietnam as the primary target, while stepping up its reclamation activities in the Spratly chain of islands, with the Philippines as the primary victim

They’re turning small atolls and stuff into islands so they can claim the whole area as Chinese waters. Which I’m sure some State Dept Weinie will make a sad tweet about.

 

Quote (with vid at the link)

So What Line Has To Be Crossed… Before We Start Mowing Them Down To Make Our Point?”

So who said it?

If you guessed a Crazed Reich Wing Tea-Bagger!!!!!!, you probably work for the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc.

If you guessed one of Obama’s terrorists buddies (Weather Undergrounder Bill Ayers), you’d be right.

This doesn’t really piss me off except in the “Of course they do” way, I have a different point to make about aptronyms.

Talking about Obama’s new Spokesliar

“constitutional lawyer in the Oval Office” disagreed with the Supreme Court’s assessment of religious freedom

His name is Josh (Don’t take him seriously. He’s just joshing.) Earnest (serious and sincere)

You can’t take him seriously even as he’s doing his imprssion of serious and sincere.

Eh, just one of those things I think of and it’s an excuse to repost this

Just Fixin' It

Just Fixin’ It

 

Okay, this is from Lebanon Now! who’s not really against all terror, when Hezbollah was arming up to fight Jews, Lebanese were fine with that. When they started doing what Islamic terrorists do (kill anybody who isn’t their form of Islamic terrorist) they suddenly had a problem.

Which makes this funnier.

The leaders of Shiite Iran and Sunni Qatar vowed Sunday to cooperate to fight “terrorism in the region,”

That’s hilarious for oh so many reasons.

I’ll go with the biggies.

They’re probably not talking about Israel, which is very rare and odd.

Next, Iran, of course, is the second biggest supporter of terror in the area (Saudi Arabia is, of course, the biggest) and Qatar is aligned with Saudi Arabia in the “good terrorist” area but, like everybody in the area, they hate the House of Saud.

So look for al Quaeda to team up with Hehzbollah to kill…..Arabs!

See? That’s fucking funny. Usually they either kill each other or team up to kill Jews.

Obama is fucking up the world so much the jihadis are starting to fight both sides of each war.

So…exporting our values!

Obama calls on Israel to show restraint over the matter of two murdered Israelis and one murdered American.

Jebus, America (those who will actually find out about this, obviously not from Minitrue) calls on Obama to not show restraint when people kill Americans.

I’m not saying Obama was not born in America, I”m saying he has no fucking how Americans not of our willfully-ignorant, self-absorbed elite think.

 

Speaking of people who are antipathetic to America, Orange Country Psychos!

An Orange County man who admitted that he intended to assist al Qaeda by traveling to Pakistan, where he would provide weapons training to members of the terrorist group, was sentenced this morning to 13 years in federal prison.

Look for him to get a Presidential Freedom Medal and few million dollars, he’s back from fighting with jihadis in Syria.

That’s all I have the stomach for.

Have fun and remember, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on but in America anybody who’s against far-left, Chicago-machine-politics is likely to be both.

Edited some for spelling and to add and remove a link.