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Nebbish Meshuge?

Posted: August 28, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Mideast Madness

Okay, so everybody is expecting Israel to attack Iran. (via Maetenloch a couple nights ago.), but what about all the folks on the Arabian peninsula?

Am I crazy for thinking the ‘wrong’ Muslims have at least as much to fear from a nukularized Iran?

They also have American stuff and are at least next on the list after Israel if not before or the same time.

And they feel even more blown off than Israel does, if that’s possible. I don’t feel like looking for a link, but I read a bunch of stories on Lebanese pages, including Lebanon Now!, or Now! Lebanon, about how the Sunnis feel dissed by America.

They all have to know that they’re on their own over there, we’re not going to untie that knot for naught.

Iran is going to have $billions and nukes, even if Israel is top on the list, the rest of the Middle East is next.

Iran/Iraq/Syria against Lebanon, Jordan, most of the  the Arabian Peninsula and, possibly, Pakistan.

I’m betting Pakistan is selling/going to sell/has sold nukes to the Saudis for sure, maybe the UAE, Qatar, Kuwait and Bahrain will have to get into the game. Yemen is the battlefield between the two right now.

Should be interesting, I’m starting to wonder whether or not I want the asteroid to hit before or if I still want to have TV and the Internet when it gets rolling along.


Whoever defeats Iran is the bad ass of the region and the badass of the religion, so Pakistan might think it’s an attractive option. to help their Sunni brethren against the Shia scum.

There is no worse sin than having almost the same religion as someone else, after all.

So we see that some of our fine, elected, representatives are coming out against the Iran Deal.

“Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), one of the few potential GOP supporters of the international accord over Iran’s nuclear program, announced Saturday he would oppose the deal…

Jeff Flake is, of course, Arizona’s other senator that hates me.

The problem, of course, is that Obama already sent the deal to the UN, so what the US Congress does is absolutely meaningless.

The EUnuchs are very happy to work with the Iranians,

No wonder that European media outlets are referring to Iran as the “new El Dorado,” the “chance of a century,” and the “last untapped market.”


They”re mostly hoping the Iranians will be happy to just kill Jews and still sell their oil to EUnuchstan.

So what does Obama’s decision to make a deal with all manner of secrets and send it to the UN first mean?

It means that what the US Congress has to say is already moot. The Russians, Chinese and EUnuchs will have “voted” and that’s that.

Iran won, we lost.

Get over it.

My hope is that the Iranians don’t get into a nukular war with Israel, I mean, they’re going to get into a nukular war, but I hope it’ll be with the other oil ticks who are busy buying their nukes from Pakistan.


Here we have Hassan Nasrallah, Head Hezbollista, saying that the road to Jerusalem passes through Syria.


The road to Jerusalem passes through Qalamoun, Daraa, Hasakeh and other [Syrian battlefields],” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said Friday in a speech delivered on the occasion of Quds Day, an event created by Iran in 1979 to celebrate opposition to Israel.

The line echoed then Palestine Liberation Organization deputy chief Salah Khalaf’s famous statement during Lebanon’s 1975-1990 Civil War that “the road to Jerusalem passes through Jounieh,” in reference to the organization’s fight at the time with Christian militias.


Interesting. The war in Syria and Iraq is between Iran and the Sauds, or between Shiite and Sunni (as Allah intended), so that’s a shot across the bows of the Arabian peninsula.


“If you are an enemy of the Islamic Republic of Iran, then you are an enemy of Palestine.”


Makes me think that the Arabian peninsula has more to fear from an Iranian nuke than Israel.

Nuking Israel means Israeli nukes making the return trip with no guarantee that Israel will actually be nuked, via missile defense, while it would be much easier to sneak an ‘other-than-missile’ nuke into ‘Saudi’ Arabia, via the Hajj.

The unintended consequences could be interesting as Obama allows the nuking of the various, Arab thugocracies while not getting the country he hates the most in the region, Israel, nuked.

I base this thought on his incompetence, he can’t even betray our allies well, and on how Islamic terroristical nutjobs hate the wrong type of Islam even more than they hate the rest of us.

Since the oil ticks have been busily bribing retired bureaucrats and pols of both parties for decades, he’s going to piss off his party and the federal bureaucrats who are his staunchest supporters all while trying to screw that shitty, little country.

And you thought nukular war couldn’t be funny.


Doug Ross links Jihadwatch noticing Obama saying this

The thing is, we are training ISIL forces.

Both of them think he misspoke.

Me? I think he was doing what he does best when TOTUS isn’t telling him what to say, telling the truths his handlers try to keep hidden.

Reports from the resort-city of Al-Zabadani have confirmed that the western-backed “Free Syrian Army” (FSA) is currently fighting alongside two terrorist groups, the Syrian Al-Qaeda group “Jabhat Al-Nusra” and the Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Sham (ISIS),

You have to remember that the enemy of his enemy is his friend, so whoever hates America most is his friend.

Which must be driving him crazy, Iran and ISIS both hate America a lot, but they hate each other.

Poor guy.

Strong Horse

(ISIS), for instance, claimed a mortar attack against a base belonging to the al-Qassam Brigades, the military branch of Hamas, in Khan Yunis, as well as a bombing in front of a security forces building in Gaza….

ISIS are a bunch of mad dogs who attack all and sundry and now they’re attacking Hamas’ armed wing. Which “armed wing” is approximately, all of them (+/- 0%).

Weak Horse

In retaliation, Hamas arrested a dozen sympathizers.

Oh man, ISIS is smacking Hamas around and making them look like chumps. They “arrested” them? Ooooh, I bet that has ISIS all scared and stuff. Or… they’re going to use their time in some Pali prison to recruit more mad dogs. Either/or. (mostly the “Or” thing).


Nother weak horse

Until recently, Lebanon’s Hezbollah, with its formidable military, intelligence and social network power, was the jewel of Iran’s worldwide militias. But after the Syrian uprising in 2011 and Iran ordering Hezbollah to enter Syria to fight alongs


Hezbollah has jihad envy and it’s making me laugh. Mostly because I don’t live in Iraq or Syria.

And, of course, the current weakest horse

obama playing through



We be bone, but the rest of the world is boned even more, so we have that going for us.

Says every politician about the idiots who vote for them, also, says every unelected politician, also, our betters in Minitrue.

You know those “moderate” rebel groups in Syria?

Fighters from the Al-Nusra Front have gunned down dozens of residents of a Druze-populated village outside Idlib…

The worst part? They actually are relatively moderate compared to the Syrian forces, ISIS and Hezbollah. Or is that the funniest part? Eh either way, we’ll be arming them and conducting airstrikes on their behalf.


We’ve all seen Paul Ryan, who I once liked until he teamed with Romney and acted all establishment, channeling Pelosi.

By the way, TPA—it’s declassified and made public once it’s agreed to,” Ryan said.


So what will we be seeing after our betters decide what’s best for us?

A big shit sandwich, with extra corn!

Discovered inside the huge tranche of secretive Obamatrade documents released by Wikileaks are key details on how technically any Republican voting for Trade Promotion Authority (TPA) that would fast-track trade deals like the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade deal would technically also be voting to massively expand President Obama’s executive authority when it comes to immigration matters.

As an aside, it’s kind of funny how the Wikileaks deal is turning out, first it released stuff we already knew (if “we” were paying any attention at all) like China and Saudi Arabia bribing our pols and stuff like that.

EUnuchstanian overlords obviously have not gotten the memo about how great Obamatrade is.

European MPs were due to vote on the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership on Wednesday. But the vote had to be delayed because there were too many proposed amendments.

“It’s panic in parliament,” Yannick Jadot, a Green MEP from France, told AFP.

This bit from that EUnuchstanian article is what we expect from President Goldman Sachs.

Ministers have disagreed over a controversial dispute mechanism that some fear would allow big companies to bypass national courts to resolve disputes with investors.

Well duh. Crony capitalism, communism and fascism are inextricably linked in a steaming potpourri of screw you.

This part makes me laugh, and get really pissed off.  IOwn the world (I wish they’d fix it) links The Hill so I don’t have to.

A bipartisan group of lawmakers is calling for a change to House rules to require the administration to make all trade deals publicly available for 60 days before they could be approved using fast-track authority.

Har-dee-har-har-har. Congresscritters can only read the bill in a secure room, Teh Peepul cannot even read the bill, and they expect us to believe that shit?

Forget saying, “I won’t cum in your mouth”, that’s saying, “I didn’t cum in your mouth” as you’re spitting it out.


The GOP is not going to make anybody in the IRS pay for being used as a political tool against Obama’s and the Establishment GOP’s enemies so Judicial Watch is basically tilting at windmills.

Judicial Watch announced that Judge Emmet Sullivan of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia granted a Judicial Watch request to issue an order requiring the IRS to provide answers by June 12, 2015, on the status of the Lois Lerner emails the IRS had previously declared lost

Yeah, and who’s going to enforce his ruling? The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

I’m all for tilting at windmills, but lately the windmills keep winning.


People have been saying that Obama is not like Reagan, and they’re right, but this makes me laugh.

US journalist Mark Dice has asked the people of San Diego to sign President Barack Obama’s “plan” to nuke Russia to “maintain America’s superiority.” The majority of beachgoers didn’t appear to get the joke, and signed the fake petition.

We all remember Reagan’s joke.

So in other words, Obama’s supporters are a Reagan joke.

That’s pretty funny.



In November 2011, I wrote, “Wait, that stuff is still going on?

So what was still going on three and a half years ago? Post in bold, links show it’s all still going on.

Syria is still killing people. Actually, that one is more nuanced than the rest, it’s pretty much a dog’s breakfast of everybody killing everybody there. Syrian Military, Isis, Hezbollah,  other

The Gaza death cult is still shooting rockets at Israel. Yup.

Fukushima is still going on. Yup.

Mexican cartels are still killing Intertubers. Yup, though most of those alive are “self-censoring”

Somali pirates are still pirating. The funny part being that after ships avoided the area, it seemed as if piracy went down, when ships went back, it went up. Surprising only fools and the willfully ignorant.

Armenia is still occupying and acting all aggressive on Kazakh Azerbaijani lands, totally without Russia’s help and encouragement (wink wink, nudge, nudge). This is a case of people who’ve hated each other for a long time hatin’ on each other and Russia is still involved.

Terrorists are still operating in the Sinai. Now it’s ISIS of course. Giving Hamas Jihad Envy.

North Korea is still working on nukes and threatening with said nukes. Yup.

Iran is still threatening all and sundry with nukes. Now with more aid from Obama! This poll makes me proud to be an American. Subhed

A new Zogby poll suggests that more and more Americans trust Israel more than Obama to get rid of the Iranian nuclear threat.


A large plurality of Americans prefer that the Obama administration take a more dovish approach to end the Iranian nuclear threat but at the same time back Israel’s bombing the Islamic Republic


EUnuchstan is still boned and still won’t even contemplate actually fixing anything. They keep talking “austerity”, which used to mean, “Living within your means” and now means, “Increasing taxes to pay for what you want.” Good luck with that.

On the lighter side, we might be looking at revolution in China. Yup.


Something not new, but the vid of the day

Crazy Russian guy lights himself on fire and jumps from 9 story building.

It lives up to its billing.

This liveleak vid is from the guy’s head-cam.  I cannot figure out how to embed it. I’m computerly challenged.


Added 30 seconds later because I forgot it:

Same H/T, my generally sour attitude today.