I haven’t been tubing for a while so when I did my rounds I found lots of stuff I didn’t know about.
Most of it not very funny but some of it terrifyingly hilarious.
Let’s start with ISIS, it’s never funny and people get beheaded. First, an aside. Isis has been torturing, raping, beheading, hanging, crucifying and enslaving for a couple years now and they cut the heads off 3 journalists and now it’s WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our media has its priorities, 1,000 people get killed and it’s just wogs fighting wogs, not our business. Let a journalist, an important person, get killed and that makes it personal.
So Isis is recruiting openly in our NATO ally Turkey.
Our supporters can freely hang out in Istanbul streets, recruit poor people from suburbs & police will only help
Yay!!!! That would be just endy except we’d be allies with ISIS in Turkey and Syria as we bomb in Iraq. That’s pretty darn funny.
This one is sort of funny, surprising and a little depressing. Lebanon will not join our semi-kinetic action against ISIS.
“US and its allies created and trained these takfiri movements. We have stated that Lebanon cannot be a part of an alliance led by the US,” (Lebanese State Minister V)Fneish…
You realize what that means?
Since Hezbollah is a big part of the Lebanese gov’t, we will not be conducting airstrikes in support of Hezbollah attacks. So the opposite of funny as that would be endily hilarious. Eh too bad, there’s always Iran I guess.
In Sietch Terror news,
International airlines have suspended flights to Yemen’s capital as fighting…
Yemeni television’s three channels stopped transmitting on Friday…
the Jihadi V Jihadi war in that particular bucket of scorpions is cruising right along.
I feel sorry for the people there who are not in favor of their jihadis and just want to live and let live.
Those two idiots should just leave Yemen.
Putin Privately Threatens to Invade Poland, Romania and the Baltic States.
Ukraine Launches Joint Military Brigade With Poland and Lithuania.
Now, the seque from overseas to the US,
The family of Glen Doherty, the former Navy SEAL killed in the 2012 Benghazi terror attack, has filed a $2 million claim against the CIA and the State Department.
I hope this goes through and actually gets some coverage from the assholes in Minitrue who are ignoring the feckless criminality of the Obama admin in the Benghazi deal.
Hmmm, I guess some people miss the rioting.
Mail Online reports that protesters made their plans known at the September 16th St. Louis City Council meeting. They “promised to disrupt grocery stores” and warned that if St. Louis Cardinals make it to the World Series, they will disrupt that too.
The protesters grew louder as the council meeting went on, demanding not only the arrest of Wilson but also “the resignations of both County Police Chief John Belmar and Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson.” They also demanded that County Prosecutor Robert McCullock be removed from the case.
CBS St. Louis reports that the protesters are also trying to get St. Louis Rams ticket holders to donate tickets so protesters can “get in the dome” and shut the game down.
If this gets out of hand again, I could see it spreading to other cities, then the illegal immigrants get involved and then……. well, that’s when things get freaking ugly.
I fgure when the inner cities start rioting the police will grab their M-4s and grenade launchers, jump in their MRAPs and go round tea partiers before they decide to riot too.
This is pretty funny, Karl Rove whining that the GOP isn’t getting as much in donations as they deserve. I’d say Breitbart gets it right in the headline.
AFTER DECLARING WAR ON TEA PARTY, KARL ROVE FRETS GOP ESTAB CANDIDATES NOT GETTING ENOUGH DONATIONS
Funny how that works out, you shit on your base, call them names and they stop sending you money. Huh. Perplexing.
I understand Bob Beckel is not a journalist, but I bet he would claim he is so that’s what makes this funny.
“I’ll tell you: I would expect an October surprise,” Beckel said on Thursday. “I think I know what is — I’m not going to say it,
Journalists are not in the business of imparting information anymore. That’s pretty funny in an end of civilization way.
The most egregious example was how the media knew all about the OUTING OF SUPER-SECRET AGENT
Jarret Plame, they knew she was in the CIA before she was “outed” and they knew who “leaked” the well-known fact and yet, they pretended they didn’t for more than a year in order to be able to viciously attack their chosen party’s political enemy.
Via Say Uncle, a scourge on our nation, the no-knock raid.
Some Police Operators who wanted to Operate Tactically had a tactical operations order (search warrant) so one climbed in the window and then the rest busted down the door. So the homeowner defended himself, killing the window-invader and shooting other cops and now he’s on death row.
So why the raid? For “bags of cocaine” from some source. What did they find?
Though they found a glass pipe, a grinder, and a pistol, they did not find any drugs.
So he was a small time drug user who was out of whatever he smoked.
No knock raids should be outlawed in every case except where the police explicitly state on the search warrant that the perpetrator is ‘better off dead”.
via KaChing!, this is funny cuz it’s true.