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Plan B

Posted: August 23, 2015 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

Important Update Below!!!!!!!

Plan B(atleth) I mean.

So even lefties are starting to notice reality and they might even accept that they cannot just browbeat the rest of America to do what they’ve decided is right (this week).

Democrats are worried — so worried five donors who raised millions for President Obama as well as Obama’s chief Florida strategist have both sworn off Hillary and joined an effort to draft Vice President Joe Biden

 

Joe Fucking Biden as the Great Blight Hope? I’m telling you, the Dem primary is going to get un-Hillaryous as it become downright hilarious, even funnier and less believable than 2008.

J Effin Kerry is sure to throw is chapeau in the ring, Elizabeth warren her headdress.

Those two jumping in, with Biden and Sanders already in, is going to make it an utterly ridiculously endy and funny “No! I’m more stupider!!!!” primary.

Bernie Sanders is a non-starter, it’s hard for Minitrue to hide that a guy who calls himself a socialist is, in actuality, a socialist. They can’t say ‘socialist’ is racist when it’s pointed at a white guy.

I’m not sure if Minitrue can hide every idiocy Elizabeth Warren says as they do with Biden, so her statements about how we need to emulate China or Cuba are going to actually be heard. She’s too stupid to understand you only say that stuff to the right (left) audience, they are not for the wider public.

But what that really means is that I wuz wrong, this is not likely

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I thought it might go either way, with Hillary! on top or maybe with M’Shell on top (now that’s an ugly image), but now I’m thinking it’s going to be M’Shell with Joe Biden as VP for 8 more years.

We deserve no less because of how we’ve elected the most venal, uncaring, stupid yet utterly self-superior crew of incompetents and felons as could be found outside a Monty Python, Mel Brooks or Fritz Lang movie.

 

I’ve been thinking Minitrue might actually eventually get sorta hones, but that ain’t the deal. Yesterday they explained how, even though Obama has golfed instead of doing his job, it’s okay. He golfed with John Boehner (R-Better and Smarter Than You), and he’s really just getting ready for his retirement so only haters and racists have a problem with that.

Heinlein got one thing wrong. In “If This Goes On…..” (retitled Revolt in 2100 or something), he had the revolutionaries doing a publication that praised the God-like man elected POTUS in 2012 for things that bother people was used to get people in the heartland riled up, but CNN is unintentionally doing the exact same thing and apparently, the folks who watch Minitrue are perfectly okay with the God-President wiping his ass on the Constitution and the Presidency.

And that’s why we need M’Shell.

We’ve tried statement elections where we boned the GOP, we’ve tried elections where we put them in charge, we’ve tried letting it burn and nothing will get the GOP to underfuckingstand what they hell we want them to do.

So now, I think we need to make it so bad that the asteroid will be so obviously the viable alternative is actually is that even the low-information-voters understand you cannot vote for free stuff forever. Sooner or later someone has to pay for it.

 

Important Update!!!!!!

When Rand Paul was trying to get Obama to let us know what he was thinking vis a vis killing me with his Cox Skybombers, we were wondering what gun for drone.

Shotgun it is! He doesn’t mention gauge.

 

Via  a New To Me blog

Certainly not that funnydamentally changed.

Planned Parenthood is killing babies in certain ways so they can sell the body parts. I can’t sell my own kidney, but they can sell parts from 8 and  3/4 month, “partially” born ‘fetuses’ and it’s apparently a “GOP war on women thing.

 

Today’s Hillary Clinton email ‘scandal’ update (Yawn) Like the dead baby deal, the media is pretty uninterested and frams it , when they mention it, as “The GOP has new allegations against Hillary!”

 

Day 800 and something of the IRS “scandal”, which the media is similarly utterly uninterested in.

 

This one is pretty darn funny.  I mean it’s endy, but it’s still pretty good.

Andrew Klavan, Why are Conservatives Attacking Conservatives?

He doesn’t mention who he’s talking about, but I think I can assume he’s not talking about Rush Limbaugh badmouthing Ted Cruz.

If he’s including Trump or Jeb Bush attacking each other, well, that’s not a conservative attacking a conservative, it’s a huckster/pretty darn liberal huckster attacking a big-gov, pro-illegal immigration establishment prick.

Bush is only a ‘conservative’  in the social conservative sense (if he’s even that, I don’t know care enough about him to find out). Like W nominating Harriet Myers and we were supposed to be happy because she would vote the ‘right’ was on abortion.

I haven’t paid enough attention, but if Cruz is attacking Fiorina is attacking Scott Walker, then let me know, otherwise, wake me up when M’Shell enters the fray.

 

The worst story of the day and why I used that title,

The U.S. Army is kicking out a decorated Green Beret after an 11-year Special Forces career, after he got in trouble for shoving an Afghan police commander accused of raping a boy and beating up his mother when she reported the incident.

 

Fricking horrible.

Via Ace’s sidebar, The GOP Will Learn The Wrong Lessons From Trump.

It’s a decent article but it begs the most important question, will the Establishment folks of the We’re Better and Smarter Than You party admit that they need to learn a lesson from Trump’s popularity?

The answer to that is a resounding, how about you yokels suck our dicks?

All we’ve seen from CNN and Foxnews is that Trump is a huckster (true), and is saying some ridiculous things.

What they refuse to accept is that, while the Establishment pricks have decreed that certain subjects are verboten, the rest of us don’t feel that way.

We see politicians who don’t want to enforce our laws and who don’t have to follow our laws.

Fuck em all. If my choice is any Dem currently even ‘thinking’ about running, Jeb Bush/Rubio/Graham/all the rest and Trump, I’m voting for Trump, if I even do vote.

I’d vote for Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina or even, so help me, Rand Paul.

The first three because I’d like them to win, the last because I don’t want any of the other assholes to win. He’s a little too big ‘L’ Libertarian for me. We’re seeing the fruits of America not being World Police in Ukraine, Syria, Libya, South China Sea and Iran. As we learned twice last century, just because we want the world to leave us alone doesn’t mean they will.

Eh, at this point I’m waiting for M’Shell to run and win. With any and all criticism being racist and sexist, she can’t lose.

SMOD: A boned world turns is brown eye to you.

So we see that some of our fine, elected, representatives are coming out against the Iran Deal.

“Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), one of the few potential GOP supporters of the international accord over Iran’s nuclear program, announced Saturday he would oppose the deal…

Jeff Flake is, of course, Arizona’s other senator that hates me.

The problem, of course, is that Obama already sent the deal to the UN, so what the US Congress does is absolutely meaningless.

The EUnuchs are very happy to work with the Iranians,

No wonder that European media outlets are referring to Iran as the “new El Dorado,” the “chance of a century,” and the “last untapped market.”

 

They”re mostly hoping the Iranians will be happy to just kill Jews and still sell their oil to EUnuchstan.

So what does Obama’s decision to make a deal with all manner of secrets and send it to the UN first mean?

It means that what the US Congress has to say is already moot. The Russians, Chinese and EUnuchs will have “voted” and that’s that.

Iran won, we lost.

Get over it.

My hope is that the Iranians don’t get into a nukular war with Israel, I mean, they’re going to get into a nukular war, but I hope it’ll be with the other oil ticks who are busy buying their nukes from Pakistan.

 

Okay, Maetenloch has this Reagan quote in his Overnight post at Ace’s

Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should jump off the cliff with the flag flying-go down in flames. No, if I can get 70 or 80 percent of what it is I’m trying to get … I’ll take that and then continue to try to get the rest in the future.

 

If we were getting 70% I’d be happier with the GOP. I’d even be rooting for them.

Hell, if I were getting 50%, either repeal Obamadebaclecare or working on stopping Obamamnesty, I’d be fucking ecstatic.

Instead, I’m getting jack shit (and Jack ran out of gum) and being told it’s my fault that Obama is POTUS so I need to suck it up or Hillary! will be POTUS.

The GOP majority is doing exactly nothing to stop Obama, they’re happy about $trillion+ deficits each and every year.

I’m getting exactly 0% of what I want. Hell, McCain would happily take my guns away from me if he thought he could get away with. The Dems would as well. .

If our fine moral, political, intellectual and social betters are going to destroy the American experiment in self-rule, I’m not helping.

If telling me to suck it up after a bunch of statement elections where the GOP lost Congress, and two elections where they got it back, isn’t enough for them to do what we want them to do, well, I’ll let Cartman say it.

Important, above the pic update!!!!

Saw Lindsey Graham on Foxnews this morning saying, “The American people need to (paraphrasing now V) do something to stop this deal from going through…”

Like what? Elect a GOP majority in the House and Senate to stop Obama?

Yeah, that’s worked so fucking well.

We Be Boned.

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Here we have Hassan Nasrallah, Head Hezbollista, saying that the road to Jerusalem passes through Syria.

 

The road to Jerusalem passes through Qalamoun, Daraa, Hasakeh and other [Syrian battlefields],” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said Friday in a speech delivered on the occasion of Quds Day, an event created by Iran in 1979 to celebrate opposition to Israel.

The line echoed then Palestine Liberation Organization deputy chief Salah Khalaf’s famous statement during Lebanon’s 1975-1990 Civil War that “the road to Jerusalem passes through Jounieh,” in reference to the organization’s fight at the time with Christian militias.

 

Interesting. The war in Syria and Iraq is between Iran and the Sauds, or between Shiite and Sunni (as Allah intended), so that’s a shot across the bows of the Arabian peninsula.

Moar

“If you are an enemy of the Islamic Republic of Iran, then you are an enemy of Palestine.”

Interesting.

Makes me think that the Arabian peninsula has more to fear from an Iranian nuke than Israel.

Nuking Israel means Israeli nukes making the return trip with no guarantee that Israel will actually be nuked, via missile defense, while it would be much easier to sneak an ‘other-than-missile’ nuke into ‘Saudi’ Arabia, via the Hajj.

The unintended consequences could be interesting as Obama allows the nuking of the various, Arab thugocracies while not getting the country he hates the most in the region, Israel, nuked.

I base this thought on his incompetence, he can’t even betray our allies well, and on how Islamic terroristical nutjobs hate the wrong type of Islam even more than they hate the rest of us.

Since the oil ticks have been busily bribing retired bureaucrats and pols of both parties for decades, he’s going to piss off his party and the federal bureaucrats who are his staunchest supporters all while trying to screw that shitty, little country.

And you thought nukular war couldn’t be funny.