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I wuz wrong.

In the previous post I said that Iran would probably wait until mid-July to repudiate this “deal”.

I wuz wrong.

Just hours after the announcement of what the United States characterized as a historic agreement with Iran over its nuclear program, the country’s leading negotiator lashed out at the Obama administration for lying about the details of a tentative framework….

Zarif bragged in an earlier press conference with reporters that the United States had tentatively agreed to let it continue the enrichment of uranium, the key component in a nuclear bomb, as well as key nuclear research.

Zarif additionally said Iran would have all nuclear-related sanctions lifted once a final deal is signed and that the country would not be forced to shut down any of its currently operating nuclear installations.

 

How’s Iran’s ass taste Obama?

Zarif, echoing previous comments, said the United States has promised an immediate termination of sanctions.

 

Oh, you like it.

The Washington Free Beacon is now doing the best journalism on the tubes.

 

Really?

Posted: April 2, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

So now we have a deal with Iran and CNN is totes stoked.

Headline

Optimism as Iran nuclear deal framework announced; more work ahead

Work ahead. Yeah.

There are plenty of details left to iron out, but negotiators took a significant step Thursday toward a landmark deal aimed at keeping Iran’s nuclear program peaceful.

Some minor details but it’s Landmark!!!!!!! LANDMARK!!!!! I say!

Some highlights.

Iran gets to keep some centrifuges and still enrich uranium and just because they keep calling for death to Israel, doesn’t mean they’re not mostly-peaceful.

Of course, the centrifuges will be in an underground bunker. Hmmmmm, now I have to wonder if that’s why Obama refused to sell bunker buster bombs to Israel.

But the part that makes it just so ridiculous that only our current “Elite” booger-eating morons could actually even pretend to be impressed is this bit of stupidity

Many details still need to be worked out and diplomats close to the negotiations said the deal was fragile. It could not be ruled out that the understandings reached could collapse between now and June 30.

Many details, like oh……. all of them. That is a framework, in other words, it’s a set of stupidities that are supposed to lead to the actual details.

I do like this bit from “experts” (read, semi-rational but still willfully-ignorant, elitist fools)

Experts believe it will be much harder to reach a final deal that it was to agree the framework accord.

 

So what you’re saying is that it was easier to agree to a non-binding, nebulous deal and harder to agree to an actual deal?

The deuce you say!

Over the years the Iranians have repudiated each and every deal they claimed to be making.

So in June, Iran will ignore this deadline, Obama will declare victory and try to cancel sanctions.

Because of the Crusades.

It’s all over the but the contrails and mushroom clouds at this point.

The only question I have is if Obama and crew are really that stupid (excepting J Effin Kerry and Biden, they are that stupid) or if they just don’t care or what the hell their plan is?

I mean, the only outcome is that Iran repudiates this in June (actually, they’ll probably delay until mid-July at least to actually admit that). This makes Iran look even stronger as they, like every other tin-pot thug in the world, thumb their noses at America with impunity.

So assuming Obama, or really anybody involved, is competent (bear with me), they have to know this, so are they just trying to get another “accomplishment” to tout, like destroying al Quaeda and the Arab Spring? That’s one possibility but…..

I’ve been operating on the premise that Obama really is that stupid in foreign affairs and just wants the US OUT OF EVERYWHERE!!!!! , so it’s all going to come as as much of a surprise to them as to Minitrue.

I gotta say, it’s so damn endy out there I haven’t even gone online in days and I cannot watch the news.

So let’s look at some ridicufuckinglous headlines and pretend shit isn’t getting worse before our eyes.

I am very excited about Ca running out of water, I have high hopes on that being the spark of reality that will ignite stuff for real.

 

As we all know, the greater Mesopotamian-metropolitan-area has been engulfed in a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia for the last…..uhh……..1300 years and it’s heating up as people try to pretend it’s not a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

So some funny.

Iran arrests guy for rooting for Saudi Arabian soccer team. I mean, I could see if it was the fucking Cowboys, but that’s just sad.

It’s hard to tell, but it looks as if Iran is losing (unless Obama can pull their chestnuts out of the fire), Hezbollah is going broke. ISIS is taking all that sweet, sweet, jihadi money.

I love this article.

Russians in war zone do not like questions

Whodathunkit?

So the EUnuchs talked all, “We got yer back Ukraine!!!” and then did two things, jack and shit. And Jack ran out of gum.

So how does Ukraine respond?

Ukraine Wants to Double Gas Transit Fees for Gazprom, Says Energy Minister

Heh. Fuck em all is a good philosophy when the world writes you off.

Hillary Clinton is now admitting she wants to open re-education camps for unenlightened adults.

Yay….?

So the gubmint has a terrorist hotsheet, who’s not on it? Iran and their terrorist organization, Hezbollah, they actually talk about how Iran is working on stopping terrorism.

But that’s not why I linked, this is so absurd that it scares me that it’s how I feel.

Frankly we’re kind of surprised the Tea Party was left off.

Seriously, watching how the Dems and their political/entertainment industrial complex have been working overtime to dehumanize me I’m pretty surprised they haven’t officially listed me as an enemy.

Yet. There’s still tomorrow I guess.

Which leads to this, A request by our military to conduct realistic military exercises in Texas and some in Utah with stuff going on in other 4 corner states and the area.

I’d like to know who they’re using as an enemy but I just don’t want to find out it’s me.  It sucks that Obama’s managed to make me leery of our own fucking military.

 

So what have we learned today? Not a fucking thing.

All we can do is watch exactly how ridiculous our social, moral, political and intellectual betters can get before reality intrudes, all rudely and shit, on their fantasies.

The Iran Letter

Posted: March 15, 2015 by socklessjoe in FAIL, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault

The GOP’s Stupid Letter” is what the Gipper’s adoptive son called the group letter to the Iranian government signed by 47 Senators.

His argument has a certain familiarity to it; while the GOP actors might be right on some level about the substance, that they did it all wrong.

I really tire of this type of argument.  We heard it with any number of funding bills, filibusters, quasi-filibusters, and other tactics.  It’s almost always bullshit.

With this Iran business, I’m not even sure what a reasonable alternative would have been to the letter.  Obama has clearly failed to take the fucking hint that the Congress opposes this deal on the grounds that it will, at best, lead to an Israeli-Iranian war within a decade, and at worse would lead to a nuclear attack on Israel. Obama is wrong on procedure and policy.

How is it that Republicans are getting the blame for this?  In what possible universe is it the fault of the letter signers that Obama is an ideologically blinded imbecile who can’t be bothered to follow his own Constitution?  And if there were some fault to be found with Republican actions, how does this overshadow Obama’s apparent desire to get Israel nuked?

I’ll see your transgender illegal aliens and raise you allying with Iran.

Via the Puppy Blender we see Obama’s sending in the A-Team.

BACKED BY OBAMA, IRANIAN MILITIAS MOVE TO THE FOREFRONT IN IRAQ

 

We’re doing airstrikes helping Iranian forces workimg with Iraqi forces.

 

Hey, it’s not as if he didn’t let us know about his stragety.

John Kerry suggests Iran could lead fight against Isil if US ‘fails miserably’

 

Poor world, you picked the wrong POTUS to not want to get blowed up.

No Dave, we’re not.

So nobody feels like blogging, I can understand why. All the shit we’ve been talking about for years is becoming too obvious for even our social, political, intellectual and moral betters to ignore.

But they still are.

First, a Drudgetaposition.

White House Says Tollybon are not terrorists.

Taliban disguised as Afghan cop kills Afghans and US folks.

With this clarification from Jokingly Truthy that the Tollybon are not terrorists but….

Earnest also acknowledged that the Taliban “carry out tactics that are akin to terrorism, they do pursue terror attacks in an effort to try to advance their agenda.

Har-dee-har-har-har.

 

Did the semi-kinetic action to kill/degrade/annoy ISIS end? The reason I ask is because ISIS is taking Kirkuk.

Is it time for the A Team to go in?

I’m not going to get into hypotheticals but you’re presuming that Iran and Syria don’t have any capacity to take on Isil. I mean, who knows? I don’t know what’s going to happen here,” he (J Effin Kerry V) said. “If we’re failing and failing miserably who knows what choice they’re might make.”

 

That’s why Obama wants Iran to have nukes I guess.

 

I would guess that explains this.

The ideological leader of Yemen-based Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) said Friday that France had surpassed the United States as the top enemy of Islam.

Jebus. That’s just embarrassing.

I do wonder the mechanics of it. I’d guess France is the Great Satan so we’re the Little Satan but what does that make Israel? Eh, they’ll kill us all so it doesn’t really matter.

That’s why we’re not blogging, it’s all too depressing.

 

I’m not sure if this is good or bad. Romney isn’t running.  I was kind of looking forward to the No! I’m More Moderater!!!! debates.

A couple chucklers.

Apparently Time is just trolling now. Global Worming…..Climate Grifting causes volcanoes.

It’s too stupid to quote, but by all means, have a snort or six of your favorite adult beverage and have at it.

So I saw what was obviously a p-shop making fun of some new Obamacare ad campaign at S. Weasel’s blog,

It wasn’t a p-shop. It was real. I was worried I’d have to use the same hipster-oriented one she used but fortunately, the site is chock full of teh funny. .

buh^7

 

As we said for the last one of these things, if the target audience is not insulted by this then that’s all about how sad this world is.

Is The Blog Dead?

Posted: January 21, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault

No!

It’s Doubleplusundead!

For those of you too smart to watch the SOTU last night, I surely hope you read Stephen Green’s Drunkblogging.

Biden and Boehner, it is rumored, have a standing bet on which one looks most like their replica at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum, assuming either one actually had one.

Every time, it’s a tie.

Making political speeches palatable since…uhhh…I don’t know, probably around 2002 or so.

Holy moly, did he claim to have cut the deficit again?

He does it every time and every time it’s an astounding lie ($1 trillion+/year deficit added to our debt), and every time nobody spends much time in pointing that out. Am I the only one who has a problem with that?

As an aside, scenes from my porch.

I live in a cheap place, the spot where I live has decent people, all 50+, single men who want the world to fuck off, the front apartments are more diverse. There’re the two 50+ guys who are hating life, the basset hound owner (barooooooooooo), the married tweaker couples and, of course, the cops. I don’t know any of them except one guy, I avoid the others.

So I overheard one of the tweaker women from up front, she had a kid taken from her years ago and just had her 3 year old almost 1 year old taken from her because, meth. She’s said before that she’s just wants to be a fuck-machine and hates having kids.

So I heard her on the phone, she wants her kids back, who she often calls stupid fucking bitches as she’s screaming at them, because she doesn’t get social security anymore and her kids are her income. She related how she’s been getting disability since she was 13 because she can’t emotionally handle other people. That’s when she went inside. I wish she had done so about 5 minutes earlier. I really didn’t want to hear that conversation, I sincerely hope she doesn’t get those poor kids back. The 3 year old, when she was two, was angry and cussed like a Moron. It was depressing to see.