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Hard time, I hope.

But probably not, the DOJ is going to add fuel to the fire….investigate Cleveland police while not investigating Baltimore rioters.

A Scourge

Posted: May 23, 2015 by veeshir in Nanny State, PEBKAC

On our nation, the no-knock raid.

If you cannot write on the warrant that the suspect is “better off dead”, then you should not be able to do it.

Period.

In today’s exciting episode, the police in Habersham County, Georgia were tactical operators operating tactically against

A 19-month-old boy critically injured when a police device was tossed into his bed

Not in the house? The guy they were after.

Also in the room, sisters, ages 3, 5, and 7.

Why were they home-invading?

Hours after a confidential informant said he bought methamphetamine

 

The war on (some) drugs strikes again! No matter how many drugs you make illegal, people will figure out new says to get high. It’s funny, when I was younger everybody knew that Prohibition was a failure, so what to do? Prohibit different intoxicants!!!!!!

They say they used military tactics in a decidedly posse incomitatus manner because

Terrell said that during a prior arrest on drug charges, investigators discovered Thometheva had weapons, including an AK-47.

Wait, he was arrested before and didn’t open fire? So why the fuck did you use military tactics this time?

I know, because you have all that tactical operations gear and hey, gotta flashbang somebody.

Motherfuckers.

So how do the stormtroopers feel?

Darby said all officers are upset about the incident.

Awww, poor stormtroopers are all upset and shit about it.

I’m sure the baby feels the same way.

Bou Bou is now in a medically induced coma

Oh, maybe not.

What’s a cop who just put a toddler in intensive care to say?

The sheriff’s department called the incident a “terrible accident” but said the unit followed raid protocol.

Yeah, fuck you. You’d think they might rethink their “protocol”. You’d be wrong.

Since we’re in this end of civilization, you know there’s insult to add to the injury.

The family doesn’t have insurance. A family friend has set up a fund to help pay for Bou Bou’s medical treatment.

Wait, they have to pay for the medical care after these asshole tactical operators operated tactically at the wrong house and threw a grenade a baby?

Fuck.

 

I’ll end on an unrelated, you think I’,m an idiot, way.

The National Security Agency has begun winding down its collection and storage of American phone records after the Senate failed to agree on a path forward to change or extend the once-secret program ahead of its expiration at the end of the month.

Yeah, and if you believe that I have a bridge for sale.

Doomed!

Posted: May 1, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC

Doomed I say!

In a stealing from the Puppy Blender post, we see exactly how boned we are.

First. the set up. hilariously endy as it is.

The Asian-American something or other at Brandeis U. put up a display of horrible things said to Asians (you don’t look Asian!), to highlight how horrible AmeriKKKa is toward Asian-Americans.Apparently this was too much for the poor widdle Asian-Americans who were apparently microaggressed by the horrible triggers or something.

Now, I couldn’t care any less exactly what the “microaggressions” are or why they’re using such violent imagery (triggers!!!!!!), but that’s not the point, it is the funny as these precious little snowflakes cannot even face the horrors of seeing an index card showing that white people attempt to say things in their language, much as I’ll say, “Bonn jerno” to Italians I meet.

So that’s the pretty funny set-up, here’s what ties it to the endy from the puppy blender’s, quoting Nick Gillespie at the Daily Beast,

But really, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days and, more important, the supposed adults who look after them? They act as if they are raising human veal that cannot even stand on their own legs or face the sunlight without having their eyeballs burned out and their hearts broken by a single deep breath or uncomfortable moment.

These children, who are utterly incapable of even knowing that a differing opinion exists, will be the ones who our current “Elite” will choose to replace themselves.

So our next set of Congresscritters and other politicians, ‘journalists’ and all the other professions filled with graduates of our “elite” colleges, will be utterly incapable of even marginally functioning in a non-1984 world, one without newspeak and thoughtcrimes.

For those who can’t see what what’s happening:

 

I wuz wrong.

In the previous post I said that Iran would probably wait until mid-July to repudiate this “deal”.

I wuz wrong.

Just hours after the announcement of what the United States characterized as a historic agreement with Iran over its nuclear program, the country’s leading negotiator lashed out at the Obama administration for lying about the details of a tentative framework….

Zarif bragged in an earlier press conference with reporters that the United States had tentatively agreed to let it continue the enrichment of uranium, the key component in a nuclear bomb, as well as key nuclear research.

Zarif additionally said Iran would have all nuclear-related sanctions lifted once a final deal is signed and that the country would not be forced to shut down any of its currently operating nuclear installations.

 

How’s Iran’s ass taste Obama?

Zarif, echoing previous comments, said the United States has promised an immediate termination of sanctions.

 

Oh, you like it.

The Washington Free Beacon is now doing the best journalism on the tubes.

 

Deck The Whores

Posted: December 25, 2014 by veeshir in PEBKAC

Wif boughs of horry.

Fa ra ra ra raaa, ra ra ra, raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Merry Christmas everybody.

To all Chinese restaurants in America serving people on Christmas Day, if you have a few people sing a couple choruses of “Deck the whores wif boughs of horry” I’d bet you’d get the best tips you’ve ever seen.

 

See, this is what you get when you leave the Christmas post to me.

Peak Ridiculosity?

Posted: December 24, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC

If any of you read this blog, you’d remember the shrine at the site of the Obama’s first date.

Now, I thought that the most ridiculous thing Obama sycophants could do. ‘

I wuz wrong.

The White House legend that is Barack and Michelle Obama’s romance is heading to the screen. Southside With You, a drama in the vein of Before Sunrise, chronicles the summer 1989 afternoon when the future President of the United States of America wooed his future First Lady on an epic first date across Chicago’s South Side. Get On Up’s Tika Sumpter will play Michelle Obama (née Robinson), while the search is on to cast the young Barack.

It’s funny, and endy, how often this particular end of civilization surprises me.

Epic first date. Seroiusly? Epic first date.

Epic first date.

I know I harp on things sometimes, but EPIC FIRST DATE.

FrnakJ’s Harvey personality noticed it.

Epic.

First.

Date.

To wash the taste of that out of your mouth,  a little more Joe Cocker.

Wait, I mean

Important Question Update!!!!!!
Is anybody else creeped out by the commercial with the pregnant women dancing in PJs?
Not sure why but that creeps me out.

 

Some lazy tubin today, I’m just gonna link to sites you should be reading but that need my particular………..idiom.

first, the Puppy Blender section.

I think we’ve found out what Jamie Gorelick is doing these days.

“The NBC News investigative reporter Matthew Cole has pieced together a remarkable story revealing that a single senior officer, who is still in a position of high authority over counterterrorism at the C.I.A.—a woman who he does not name—appears to have been a source of years’ worth of terrible judgment, with tragic consequences for the United States. Her story runs through the entire report

I just hope that there are not two women in gov’t with that kind of touch. Because one is an aberration, two implies more and that’s just too scary to contemplate.

We have Pakistani pols afraid to hunt down terrorists and thus go against the country’s true power brokers. In America, our establishment prick pols actively go and find power brokers to tell them what to do. Interesting, in Pakistan they’re afraid of being killed, in America they’re afraid of being broke.

I’m not sure which I’d prefer.

Speaking of establishment pricks, Mitch McConnell!

Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) is giving up his bid to become the next Budget Committee chairman…

Sessions has been the panel’s top Republican for the past four years…

That story has the same veracity and, indeed, the same source as the story that Senator Ted Cruz’s opposition to Obama’s immigration power grab led to the approval of stalled Obama nominees: Mitch McConnell.

Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), who often clashed with McConnell’s leadership team — wrote in an article last week in Conservative Review: “If Sessions loses the chair of the budget committee, it is only under the orders and direction of McConnell.”

It’s all too complicated to explain and McConnell’s hands are tied so the guy who might something I’d like has to go.

When I lived in the northeast, I had EZ-Pass, now, I own a Mustang GT convertible, I used to drive a little fast. I was waiting for them to start giving out speeding tickets using the time stamps and vowed I would stop using it when (not if) that happened.

Well, it’s happening.

Several states, including New York, Maryland and Pennsylvania, say they monitor speeds through the fast pass toll lanes and will suspend your E-Z Pass for multiple speeding violations.

Sure, not they’re just suspending your EZ pass, but pretty soon they’ll be ticketing you. Be warned.

Gov’t is spending too much money on stuff they’re not supposed to do so they need new sources of revenue and they’re getting unbelievably scummy about it.

Say Uncle has a little drudgetaposition post.

Obama says trying to censor movies is bad. And he would know since he tried to do it too

 

Heh.

Heh I say.

A nother hilarity that would be unexplainable even 20 years ago.

Health and Human Services released long overdue guidelines Friday ordering facilities that house illegal immigrant children to set up sexual abuse prevention programs, and to be prepared to deal with tricky cases such as transgender or intersex children.

 

Okay, that’s darn funny. I mean, I understand there’s going to be sexual assaults, these people don’t believe in laws, duh, but the transgender/intersex kids is hilarious. Somehow, I doubt that’s a big problem in the poor Latin American or terrorist communities that are the bulk of the recent flood of illegals. I leave out jihadis who wear hijabs to evade security or course.

Which leads to the Obama doctrine. Hi-freaking-larious.

Obama told reporters he joked with Communist dictator Raul Castro this week….

Minutes later in the press conference Barack Obama slammed America’s neighbor Canada.

 

I mean, it’s not a surprise that Obama prefers murderous dictators to elected leaders, but sooner or later even our ‘elite’ have to start noticing it, right?

In Nork news

kim jong il

Putin invites the poofy-stomached, Kim Jong KG, to Russia.

The worst part about that? If we had competent leadership, only Bugs Bunny could do justice to what they could do, but since we have a man in charge who’s adept at losing wars we’ve already won, that means we could lose the Cold War and the Korean “conflict”. Sigh.

Speaking of the Norks, they do have a sense of humor.

North Korea on Saturday proposed a joint investigation with the U.S. into the hacking attack against Sony Pictures Entertainment,

Okay, that’s pretty darn funny and I’m actually rooting for them to succeed. That’ll be funny and endy, all we’re seeing these days is endy.

I do like the “We’ll Kill You All!!!!” part of their ‘request’.

warning of “serious” consequences if Washington rejects a probe that it believes will prove Pyongyang had nothing to do with the cyberattack.

Heh.

So what did we learn today?

Not a blessed thing except that even the Norks are noticing the feckless idiocy of our current God-President’s foreign policy.

Last, via the first Lumbersexual, file this under, “Things Veeshir Would Give Almost Anything To Do.”

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