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In My Defense

Posted: July 23, 2014 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, PEBKAC, Win!

I didn’t think anybody would hit a naked guy.

 

Benny Hill music makes everything better.

A question, can I sue for being recorded without my knowledge?

Via the Outrider.

 

Popular Culture Update :

Desyfycation: That feeling when you’re decided that SyFy movies are just not good enough to overcome the relentless leftist agitprop.

I’ll still watch some older ones, but I’m not watching any newer ones.

And while I’m whining about relentless leftist bullshit on TV shows, fuck you Castle (terrorism in NYC done by military members who want to restart the War on (Some) Terror) and fuck you Supernatural for bashing John McCain and fuck you Family Guy for constantly bashing the Tea Party.

I’m done with all of them. If they want to attack me personally they can get their audiences from the high-earning members of the Occutards living in their parents’ basements.

Update To The Update Update!

Apparently, I’m not alone.

Less than six weeks before Labor Day, hopes for recovery at the North American summer box office have evaporated.

I’ll tell you what sup.

Life imitates Camus!

A Chinese city has been sealed off and 151 people have been placed in quarantine since last week after a man died of bubonic plague

 

Ugh.  These are people who have less regard for life than French colonizers, that’s not going to end well.

 

So not only is Tsar Putin I’s state media (they’re like MSNBC  and CNN but they have to be forced to lie for their Dear Leader) lying ridiculously about his Cossacks shooting down a civilian plane, but now he’s sick and tired of Teh Peepul acting all upset and stuff.

Russian President Vladimir Putin signed several laws on July 22, increasing liability for separatism and violation of regulations for holding rallies.

 

I just hope Obama does not get any ideas on that.

You have to like the bit about cracking down on “calls for separatism” as he’s fomenting separatism in other countries. That’s a nice touch.

Speaking of evil empires,

Identifying Backdoors, Attack Points, and Surveillance Mechanisms in iOS Devices… In his talk Zdziarski demonstrates “a number of undocumented high-value forensic services running on every iOS device” and “suspicious design omissions in iOS that make collection easier.”

So what do you think, murderous, commie, Chinese dictators having their slaves put it in or just Apple being Apple?

They’ve both been watching Google pretty closely after all so that’s a tough call.

 

A rare disagreement between Veeshir and Israel.

Israeli envy says country deserves Nobel Prize for “restraint”

Really? You people want to be grouped with the Arafish, Kofi, What-Genocide?, Annan and Obama? I respect Israel far too much to want that to happen.

You’ve seen that commercial about the “Framily Plan” where Gordahn shows up uninvited? Well, in real life his name is J. Effin Kerry.

Michael Oren, who until recently served as Israel’s ambassador in Washington, said Monday that US envoy John Kerry was coming to the region despite Sunday’s hot-mic incident making it clear that he had not been invited.

Okay, that’s funny and shows that, despite the faux pas on the Nobel, Israel still has its head on straight.

I wonder if that had something to do with the Obama admin canceling flights to Israel? He’s petty enough for that so…

 

This one is pretty darn funny too.

A conservative of color had the unmitigated gall to show up to a Democratic Front Group’s gathering (NAACP edition) and was rightly attacked in a vicious manner, but that’s just expected and not funny.

This quote from the article is what’s funny.

*Note: FreedomWorks is not funded by the Koch brothers.

Heh. disassociating themselves from an evil empire is kinda funny.

 

Geez, I just want to send the “children”, their parents and gang-banger friends back to their own countries, but Pelosi apparently wants us to crucify them.  She wants us to treat them like Jesus.

Hard core but probably a little overreactive.

 

I don’t get the problem with this.

Stoners in Colorado are using their EBT cards (not food stamps, just regular welfare) at pot dispensaries.

If it’s the Most Evil Thing In The World to drug test welfare recipients and pot is legal, why should anybody have any problem with this?

 

I haven’t seen this link any where for a long time so I’ll post it.

If you’re so inclined, these guys deliver pizzas to IDF soldiers on the frontline. Pizza for the IDF you can attach a message if you’re so inclined. .

So dat’s what sup.

That’s Not The Point

Posted: July 22, 2014 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Op/Sped, PEBKAC

The Puppy Blender links to this New Republic article about Ivy League schools, PB quotes

. At least the classes at elite schools are academically rigorous, demanding on their own terms, no? Not necessarily. In the sciences, usually; in other disciplines, not so much.”

 

See, the point isn’t to make them knowledgeable or even competent in any arts or sciences, it’s to inculcate them with the Proper Elite Opinions and to make friends with other elites so they can join the Old Boy (and Old Wymyn) Club.

Why else did they hate Sarah Palin? She did not have the proper credentials or accent.

Why else do they all accept that The Science Is Settled?

Anybody with any clue at all knows no science is ever settled and to say otherwise is to show yourself to be too ignorant to be usefully involved with any discussion on science.

As FrnakJ said, it’s merely the best guess, by fallible humans, based on the current knowledge.

 

Again. Still (fixed V)

A few years ago I was called all manner of names including stupid and ignorant because I said that there was no such thing as International Law. I’m not saying who that was, they know who they are.

In relation to the murderous actions of the Tsar Putin I’s modern Cossacks, would anybody still like to tell me that there is such a thing as International Law?

Tsar Putin I’s proxy thugs broke “International Law” by unprovokedly  murdering civilians and there will be no repercussions except insofar as Ukraine kills these murderous sponsorees of Tsar Putin I.

 

So as I said back then, there is no International Law, there are only treaties.

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!!! Wherein The Wash Post Are Assholes (still)

 

I’ll give you assholes a hint, that would be accurate if you had Hamas holding children in front as Netanyahu tries to punch them and avoid the children.

 

Dear American Jews, this is how today’s tolerant lefties view you.

Via Weasel Zippers

Nits and Wits

Posted: July 16, 2014 by veeshir in Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC, Random Crap

Sometimes combined!

First, we have a nitwit and an uninterested party

US Secretary of State John Kerry will brief President Barack Obama on Iran nuclear talks

Neither understands the stakes or the opposition, one thinks pretending to care will get him the White House.

A helpful timeline of ‘negotiations’ with the Mullarchy.  replete with parts like this

Iran responds by refusing to suspend enrichment-related activities as it had previously pledged.

 

Too bad our intellectual, moral, political and social betters don’t realize that. They should also realize that countries even more afraid of a nukularized Iran than Israel are every country on the Arabian peninsula, Kuwait and many more Muslim countries.

File this story under “secondary explosions”

The sound of a blast cut through the air on Gaza’s beach, drawing people out of seafront buildings to see a crowd of terrified children sprinting along the sand….

And then another blast hit the site,

Yeah, about that second explosion….

Obama admin getting tough in defense of their allies!

Washington warned its Israeli ally Monday against any ground invasion of Gaza

Assholes.

Speaking of nitwits, I give you Shep! “Israel is killing children!!!!”, he never seems to think about the fact that Israel warns the Terrorstanians and then they go out to get some children to get blown up so tolerant nitwits like good old Shep can get upset.

 

Two witty ones from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi

First, this is useful for getting nitwits’ heads to explode.

Life expectancy was much higher in the U.S. and the slave population began to reproduce; enslaved peoples’ numbers grew rapidly, reaching 4 million by the 1860 Census. From 1770 until 1860, the rate of natural growth of North American enslaved people was much greater than for the population of any nation in Europe, and was nearly twice as rapid as that of England.

Okay, that’s funny.

Not defending slavery, I think there is no worse scourge in the world, all other problems flow from that whether commie slavery or Islamic terrorist slavery, but that right there is pretty darn funny.

 

 

And last, the wittiest. in response to that Stoners on a Roll article,
From Commenter David Ritenour at Knowledge Is Power

Top Five Kids Who Eat Hot Dogs
1) big kids
2) little kids
3) kids who climb on rocks
4) tough kids
5) sissy kids
and the bonus kid with chicken pox

Arrrrtards

Posted: July 10, 2014 by veeshir in FAIL, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC

Semi-Related But Really Just Not Worth Its Own Post Update Below!!!!!

I’m pretty confused about this. Not about the base story, I’ll get to the confusion later.

It’s a story about a Slate article on a horrible thing doctors are doing to children.

…is an overwrought, almost hysterical Slate opinion piece about an exceptional act of cruelty visited upon every child born in a Western hospital. When I started reading the article, I assumed that the exceptional act of cruelty was going to be circumcision.  This assumption made less and less sense the more I read…

I next thought that the horrible thing being done to children was vaccinations, but that couldn’t be right. Newborns don’t get vaccinations, and this opinion piece was quite clearly focused on newborns….

 

Wait for it…wait for it…..

It was only as I kept on reading that I realized the real terror visited upon children unlucky enough to be born in hospitals: doctors look at their external genitalia and, based upon what they see, they assign a gender designation to the child.

 

Get it? Looking at whether the child has an innie or an outie to determine sex is oppression.

So my confusion, after the monkey fishing deal, why the hell does anybody ever take Slate seriously?

But then, I’m still trying to figure out why people read and report on anything Politico does since one of their first big articles was a lying hit job on Teh Fred that was thoroughly discredited and shown to be a lie when video of the event came out.

Update with better link for the hit job with quote

but that he doctored a quote to make his article appear all the more damning.

 

 

Now that I think about it, that actually makes a little sense. The pooh-baaaaas in the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party didn’t like Teh Fred any more than they like me so the only push back is from assholes like me who judge people on their actions and not the purty words or correct accent coming out of their mouths.

 

Saw this at Ace but it was pretty much a blind link so I figured nobody who reads here and there clicked it. Not sure why did, bored I guess.

 

 Update:Speaking of people we should not pay attention to, I give you:

Peggy Noonan, she of the multi-year process of figuring out that, despite what all the important people know, Obama is a Chicago-Machine politician and always acts that way.

There is every sign he let the crisis on the border build to put heat on Republicans and make them pass his idea of good immigration reform. …

The little children…are pawns in a larger game. That game is run by adults. How cold do you have to be to use children in this way?

 

You stupid bint. Pay attention!

Or rather, learn something even though you already know far too much to every learn anything.

What the Shit?

There’s a lot that’s predictable in a “What the Shit?” way and there’s a lot that’s that weird in the “What the Shit?” sort of way.

We’ve seen this State Dept “Advisor”  dude before telling the Copts to stop bleeding all over Egypt, here he is happy he doesn’t have to defend the Muslim Brotherhood anymore. Cuz now everybody realizes they’re great and shit.

What the Shit?

As Israel is bombing the shit out of Hamas,  you all what what Obama is going to say even as you say, “What the shit?” when he tells both sides to step back. You know, back to when Israel just let Hamas shoot rockets into Israel almost every single day some years but pretty constantly no matter what.

Israel is looking at the same thing our enemies are looking at and realizing they’re on their own and Obama is a weak, feckless tool who just wishes the world would leave him alone to eat his waffles.

 

Ukraine is done with being nice.

New battles raged in Ukraine’s east on July 1 as President Petro Poroshenko announced the end of a shaky 11-day ceasefire and said a new “active phase” of the government’s “anti-terrorist operation” would restart to quash pro-Russian separatists.

What the shit? Don’t you know you’re on your own? The President Feckless and the even more feckless EUnuchs aren’t going to help you. Unless the Germans are feeling like killing someone.

What the shit? I’m rooting for warlike Germans?!?!?!?!??

I don’t feel like looking to see what China’s doing today in the South China Sea, just assume they’re acting like murderous, commie dictators. Expansionist, murderous, commie dictators.

In more oligarchs trying to strengthen their hold news, let’s go the America!

Haley Barbour’s peeps were behind a bunch of the stuff calling tea partiers racist in Mississippi.

No word on those fliers, but it’s bound to come out. I wonder, when it’s discovered that a Republican did them, will whoever tells Cochran what to say tell him to step down?

Sorry, I should have put a drink warning in there or at least a “What the shit?” warning.

We’re just finding out there was some good old fashioned politicking going on there too.

A black reverend stiffed by the Cochran campaign has exposed an alleged criminal conspiracy by Cochran staffers to commit massive voter fraud …

says he delivered “hundreds or even thousands,” of blacks to the polls … “They [the Cochran campaign] told me to offer blacks fifteen dollars each and to vote for Thad.”

 

What the shit? The GOP is paying Democrats to vote for their guy? All they do is call me names and ask me for money.

The GOP establishment pricks there are also making it so McDaniel’s peeps cannot look at the votes to see who voted in both primaries so they’re having to sue to get access.

The lawsuit asks the court to grant immediate access to voting records to inspect for possible illegal voting. It asserts that “defendants failed to properly abide by federal election record maintenance and open records provisions codified in the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (NVRA). Records made partially available to the plaintiffs indicated ‘double-voting’ from Democratic to Republican primaries – potentially diluting votes in violation of the Equal Protection Clause.”

 

What the shit? Is everybody going all Chicago-Machine politics on us or was always this prevalent but I just didn’t notice?  How come nobody told me? I mean, I knew it was in the big, Dem-Machine cities where I’ve lived, but I didn’t think it was everywhere.

Speaking of Chicago-Machine politics and people getting upset, this is a serious What the Shit? deal,

A bunch of people blocked buses of illegals on their way to being “processed” and released.

More than 100 people waving American flags and holding signs that opposed “new illegals” waited in the hot sun for the three charter buses to arrive at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection station in Murrieta, about an hour north of San Diego.

 

Stuff is really pissing people off.Telling America they suck as you break all the laws is pissing off Teh Peepul as they haven’t been pissed off before. in a long time. (that’s what I mean to say)

 

So CERN found the GOD-PARTICLE!!!!!!! (Higgs Boson) and now they’re all upset because nobody cares enough to give them money.

Because after finding it in July 2012 — and confirming it six months later, after almost 50 years of searching — what else is left? The anti-climax was inevitable.

Sure enough, the world is far less interested in this project, and much less money is being invested in it.

 

What the shit? You called it the God Particle and told us it was going to CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!! and it’s changed….. dialogue on the Big Bang Theory.

You oversold and now you’re paying the price. Eh, should have gone into global warmmongering.

 

A few years ago I was sorta following a story in the NY Post about a CANNIBAL!!!!!, he was convicted and I noted,

Okay, now I feel kind of stupid, apparently the “Cannibal” of the NY Post didn’t actually eat anybody, he just read websites about it and talked about it. I’m not defending any of that, but he didn’t actually do anything but talk shit on the intertubes.

And now we see

. Well, a judge has decided he was just kidding. So he overturned his conviction.

What the shit? You really convicted a dude for playing stuff on the intertubes? That article is kind of OUTraged that the guy was let off, but he didn’t do anything. Jebus.

 

A couple chucklers,

News From The 1980s!

Transformers 4, A Chinese Menu Of Product Placement

 

I don’t know, that just made me laugh. I mean, What the shit?  Are you upset it’s no longer Japanese stuff or are you surprised/OUTRAGED!!!! that Transformers went all commercial?

 

In Italy they’re going all CSI on Ernest and Julio.

It’s a genetic test, but no body parts or blood are being analyzed — it’s bottles of wine instead.

That’s not really a What the shit?, they have their priorities straight.

 

I didn’t realize I had that many links open. What the shit? that was a long post.

 

 

Some people just don’t learn a thing.

Obama going to spend a half billion dollars to arm jihadis fighting in Syria.

What a nitwit, he could spend half the money for twice the fighters if he’d go to Iraq, they already have US materiel so he could save hundreds of millions of dollars. Fool.

 

One lesson Obama learned long ago is that he always sides with the dictatorial types and he refuses to learn that he might do better to work with people against tyranny.

Obama dismissed as “a fantasy” the proposition that “farmers, dentists and folks who have never fought before,” as he described Syria’s rebels, “were in a position to suddenly overturn not only Assad but also ruthless, highly-trained jihadists if we just sent a few arms.”

 

Yeah, now. He could have helped the Syrian rebels before the Jihadis moved in, but they didn’t hate America so he had to wait until there were some America-haters before offering them a half billion dollars.

 

I’ll answer this question in hopes of CNN actually learning something.

ISIS: The first terror group to build an Islamic state?

No.

I understand people pretend that terrorism against Israel is not terrorism-terrorism, but it is.

 

Speaking of which, Obama’s Middle East Peace Processor quit, and he’s refused to learn a thing,  you know who’s to blame.

an unnamed US official – widely believed to be Indyk – was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper as blaming Israel for the breakdown in talks and saying that Netanyahu “did not move more than an inch.”

 

Yeah, just because the terrorists keep firing rockets at Israel every, single day doesn’t mean that the cease fire is broken until Israel replies.

 

Not sure if this is a case of not learning a lesson or just grasping at straws but

…”EU-Ukraine Association Agreement…..

So, in the spirit of the political association, we also expect that the EU will make everything to support our sovereign choice and protect Ukraine’s independence and territorial integrity...

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahahha….

Oh, you’re serious.

Yeah, let me know how that works out for you. I’d rather depend on Obama than that even more feckless bunch of reliers on Russian energy supplies.

 

Nancy Pelosi to go to the border to greet illegal immigrants.

Hmmm, maybe she’d actually learn something if she met different illegal immigrants.

 

Obama again,  you’d think after being a Constitutional Professor he’d have learned that the Senate is in charge of treaty-making.

Specifically, U.S. ambassador to Mozambique, Douglas Griffiths, read a statement saying that the United States would refrain from further production or purchase of antipersonnel land mines.

The statement also said the once existing stocks expire, the United States would not take any action to replace them, The Times said.

Further, the statement said that the United States was “diligently pursuing solutions that would be compliant with and ultimately allow the United States to accede to the Ottawa Convention,”

Yeah, I guess he was sick that day. Must have been the same day Reverend Wright called for death to whitey.

You would also think he would learn his preening and grandstanding makes America less safe, not more.

You would be wrong.

 

Speaking of Chicago-Machine-Politics, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party in Mississippi learned all the wrong lessons.

McDaniel Supporters Barred From Reviewing Voter Rolls in Nine Mississippi Counties

Bastards.

 

 

And That’s Why I Blog So Sporadically

Posted: June 20, 2014 by veeshir in Nanny State, PEBKAC

What is going on so often pisses me off so I’m much better off not paying attention. Watching the Federal Gov’t become a thugocracy is just too depressing so let’s do some other current events.

Football!!!!!!

An illustration on how most Foreskins fans feel today.

skins

 

So somebody started a # on twitter to get new ideas. Most are okay, but I’m rooting for the Washington Elizabeth Warrens, that’s even more insulting than Redskins. Let’s teach them a lesson.

I will say that this one has the best chance since it’s approved groups used in a respectful manner (for some values of “respect”)

Not the Forsekins

 

Via the Jawas.

I just tried to watch the IRS lying piece of shit explain how all those emails were lost and won’t be coming back.

To quote one of my favorite Congresscritters:

YOU LIE!!!!!!

 

I worked for the Dept of Commerce for nearly 12 years, I could check my email on any computer within my dept.

Emails were stored on what they called the “H:” drive, not the C: drive. That’s how the gov’t does it. They are required to save those emails so they all put them on servers.

 

 

In other words, the emails were not stored on my computer, they were stored on a server.

Everybody who’s trying to defend the IRS is a lying sack of shit or an ignorant, credulous tool.

There is no other option.

 

Disband the IRS. Put everybody above GS-12 in jail.

Nothing else will be good enough as we have the Federal Gov’t going after private citizens.

That is absolutely unacceptable.

In conclusion,

FUCK YOU IRS, Obama, Holder, every Dem congresscritter who used the IRS to attack their enemies (Not furrin enemies, domestic enemies, i.e. Me) and every GOP asshole because they’re not doing shit and aren’t going to do shit.

Added, Oh, and fuck you Minitrue for not just not covering this, but for actively covering it up.

You pieces of shit are working overtime to help enslave me, I am not happy about that.

 

The Rule of Law is done, the experiment that is America is closer to ending than at any time since the Civil War (and yes, I include Lincoln’s actions in that statement).

We Are Fucked.

And I’m fucking pissed off.

I love my country and I’m watching smug, ignorant, commie assholes fucking destroy it.

Fuck.

 

UPDATE:

Dear people interviewing Democratic spokestools, know your shit. When they say, “Liberals were targeted by the IRS too!!!” you really need to do some research so you can call them liars.

But nobody does that anymore, that’s why so many of our fine, Democratic pols feel they can lie with impunity, because they fucking can.

Dick Cheney tells the truth and he’s viciously attacked by everybody including OUTRAGE!!!!!!!monger Megyn Kelly, but Obama’s spokestool can lie and not get called on it.