Archive for the ‘Random Crap’ Category
Some guy found his Star Wars laserdisc and posted some clips from it. Eh, it’s crappy editing but sorta cool. It’s not nearly as good as Shatner singing Rocketman though.
Obama is blowing off the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.
I can understand that, after all, America ending slavery probably drove his slave-selling ancestors out of the business.
The puppy blender has a twitter feed on his site (not sure why, it’s redundant considering he’s been tweeting for 10 years), saw this one.
It’s not funny cuz it’s true.
And last, and probably not least, this shows why you can’t trust your vital, national resources to commie regimes.
California is threatening our supply of Sriracha.
It won’t affect me too much, I prefer Frank’s Red Hot, but I can’t but think that they’ll come after that next.
Cool photographs of shipwrecks (Obamacare joke deleted, I usually go for the obvious but that’s just lazy), the collection is for sale for those who can’t work the
left…ummm.. right click option or purists who demand the originals.
Via S Weasel who gets into the actual deal instead of just looking at the pretty pictures.
We’ve all seen the Wash Post article about how the shutdown is the fault of the Constitution
But people seemed to miss the proposition the writer puts forth.
advance… my personal favorite theory of democracy: “In a democracy the people choose a leader in whom they trust. Then the chosen leader says, ‘Now shut up and obey me.’ ” People and party are then no longer free to interfere in his business. …Later the people can sit in judgment. If the leader has made mistakes — to the gallows with him!”
Hmmmm, a good idea is a good idea.
Maybe we could debate putting the Constitution in abeyance for the next 2 years and extend that idea to the whole federal gov’t.
Then, we have a necktie party and we won’t have to worry about term limits for a while.
It’s easier than getting rid of pols considering gerrymandering and this might cause the next set of pols to remember who they work for.
Yelling at the TV
Dear TBS, I refuse to watch Keith Olbermann.
You assholes won’t let anybody who says anything bad about Dems to work ever again (are you ready for some football? Not singing that song you aren’t), but Olbermann can give spittle flecked rant after spittle flecked rant aimed at 50% of the population egregious enough to be fired from MSNBC and yet, he works for you assholes. Too bad, I keep missing some of the game when they flip to him at the studio.
Dear AMC, you PC assholes.
You censor movies for PC sensibilities, not vulgarity or anything like that.
I was pissed enough when you cut out James Caan pretending to be chinese to get close to the bad guy in El Dorado, but did you really cut Gandalf saying, “I am Gandalf the White”?
Yes you PC assholes did. Jeebus.
Dear Insurance agencies, I hate all your commercials.
I would like to bang the freaky Progressive chick, but she’d have to promise to not say a word.
Seal teams back off Somali raid because women and children are present.
had been rejected, officials said, because there were too many women and children inside
SWAT teams shoots family pet in front of children and then handcuffs the children.
… a SWAT team in the Minneapolis-St. Paul metro area busted into the wrong house, shot the family’s dog, handcuffed the children and forced them to “sit next to the carcass of their dead and bloody pet for more than an hour.”
Yes, it’s a WND link, but I refuse to go to the Puff Hos to get a link from, totally not a leftist libertarian, Radley Balko link.
And that’s why I’m so against the militarization of the police, they’re trained very differently.
Prepost update required because the shutdown and the sequester are making it impossible to make a new post.
My prediction for the bad guys in the “Machete Kills” movie: Tea Partiers.
Back to our regularly scheduled post.
Now as per our media betters, I don’t know anything but that won’t stop me from reporting on it.
Apparently, it was a bunch of Occutards who got angry about the gov’t shutdown imperiling their welfare, food stamps and Obamaphones so they all grabbed their AR-47s, Glock 22 magnums, with bayonets, a few RPGs (they got through the gun-show loophole) and an assault/military/police style shotgun with the shoulder thing that goes up.
48 babies have been killed, the suspects are now holed up in the closed WWII Memorial, sniping at people in Chinatown, but because of the sequester and the shutdown, there are no police to take them into custody.
Further updates as I get a few more hits on a bong, or you could get stuff that’s a little less factual from FNC (Hey Shep!), CNN or MSNBC.
Cough cough cough…..
Uhhhhh, apparently it was a women and there are somewhat fewer than 60 babies killed. No word on whether or not it’s true that she was angry that Harry Reid (famous scumbag) stole her birth control pills because he wanted her to have an abortion.
Further updates when my connection gets here with my stash.
Yes, everything everybody said about how quasi-pornographic Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance was is absolutely correct.
But what really stood out to me is that, while it was crass, vulgar, etc, it wasn’t particularly erotic. Miley is still a little girl who knows how to get naked and spastically hump things, but she’s not yet a woman who knows how to move her body in an enticing way.
… all was right with the world.