If this doesn’t amuse you I don’t know what will.
This is a conundrum.
On the one hand, I don’t think Aquaman would spear a shark, on the other hand…
with felony molesting a sea turtle, possessing an undersized nurse shark, spearing a nurse shark and for failure to keep fish in whole condition.
I’m going with Aquaman.
I mean really, molesting a sea turtle? That’s just low.
Makes me wonder what he speared the shark with.
As Big Fur Hat (who doesn’t really own the world) says, Heart rocks Stairway to Heaven at some prog-fest at the Kennedy Center.
Many of the crowd shots are annoying, too many smug lefties, but watching what’s left of Zeppelin rock out is sorta cool. They obviously dig this version.
I’ve been trying to find a post where this fits, but I can’t, so here it is.
Hara Kiri motherfuckers
I’d assume that’s just before the coup de grace
This is one dude you would not want to mess with
That’s one scary looking guy.
Now I have to wonder which of you is named Michael Crawford
A 68-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested Friday night by undercover sheriff’s deputies after he allegedly flew to Arizona to have sex with a horse.
Michael Crawford bought a round-trip ticket and arrived in Phoenix thinking the person who responded to an online ad…
Words fail me.
Via Dave Barry
A Canada Win!, Furred Lives Matter!!!!!
On Thursday morning just after 9am the dead raccoon was first spotted in Toronto and the animal services were notified.
However six hours later when no-one had come to pick him up – a memorial began with a framed photo of a raccoon appearing and a condolence card.
I’m a little jealous right now.
Not “Journalist” but an actual, living, breathing Journalist.
Cartel Land is about Mexican cartels and the hell the Mexican gov’t allows them to create in part over fear and in part over the massive bribes and, I’d guess, in part because they like to screw America and so long as they keep making the border lawless and easily traversed by the people the Mexican gov’t wants to get rid of.
Journalists, documentary filmmakers and other story tellers fight and scratch for access. For his border-hopping film about Mexican drug cartels and the vigilantes on both sides of the Southern border who fight them…
This bit of editorializing by the “journalist” writing about it is emblematic of today’s “journalists”
…director Matthew Heineman might have gotten more than he bargained for.
No, he was not targeted for death (yet at least, I don’t trust Mexican cartel thugs).
You see, the “journalist” notices that the actual journalist who did an actual documentary (not crockumentary ala’ Michael Moore) discovered that the cartels are not angels and that the average people trying to fight back against them are not The Devil.
Should be interesting to see if any other “journalists”, who know far too much to ever learn anything, can actually learn something from this.
Nahh, they’re too busy demonizing anybody against illegal immigration to notice the truth, they have The Truth! to disseminate.
Awe-some that is.
Knights Templar v Predator
I forget where I saw this but it’s awe-freaking-some. It’s actually very good, not just not bad.
You should watch it before Fox gets it shut down.
Although SyFy will probably try to get it shut down too because it’s far better than the leftist agitprop they’re putting out and it makes them look like crap.
Related, via Say Uncle, Kung Fury, an 80sish sort of sci-fi, Kung Fu movie that is also better than anything SyFy has put out since Pteradactyl or, maybe, Sharktopus.
I’m with them on everything but it really bothers me when Hitler (aka Kung Fuhrer) has a minigun, that’s just ridiculous. I do like Triceracop.
Dumbledore is marrying Gandalf!!!!
Why do I care?
Because they’re doing it in front of the Westboro Freak Church.
RTWT, it’s related because it too is awe-fucking-some.
While we’re waiting for Miracle Max, since we’re leaving stuff up here for a long time I figure it should be something important, something classy. Something that upholds all the values of this blo….wait, that’s not right.
It needs to be childish, stupid and have tits.
Rather, which would be your second choice? as I’m disqualifying Roger Rabbit from consideration.
Why? He’s zany, wacky, can’t be killed and
Yeah. I’d spend the day fucking like a rabbit.
So, which would it be?
Now, the cartoon character I’d most like to hang out with is obviously Bugs Bunny, assuming of course that he doesn’t treat me like Elmer Fudd, but which would I want to be?
Characters like Homer, Bender, Peter Griffin and others of their ilk would be fun. I mean, what none-self-respecting moron wouldn’t like to be able to do absolutely any crazy drunken thing and come out okay? I decided against it because that’s pretty much my life anyway.
The Tasmanian Devil would be cool, so long as you’re not messing with Bugs.
Super Heroes would be fun at first but I don’t want to spend the whole day saving the freaking world and, to quote Mr. Incredible, sometimes you just wish it would stay saved.
Being a guy, I could have a blast being Yacko or Wacko, sorta like Bugs but less cerebral. If I were a Wymyns I would probably like to be Dot, all pretty, petite and ready to kick ass, but I passed on them. Too obvious.
Hannah Barbera has their moments, but pass. I don’t want to spend my day stuck in a pet shop window.
Tennessee Tuxedo could be fun, what with all the time travelling and learning, but you’d have to hang out with Chumley. Duuuuuuh gee Tennessee, What are we going to do today?
Me and Mr. Whoopee are going to fucking kill you.
I almost went with a super villain like Dr. Doom or the Brain. How much fun would it be to spend a day trying to take over the world? A hell of a lot, that’s how much. But then I figured with my luck it would be the day I lose to my arch-nemesis.
But I finally went with a surprise, random pick.
Because Betty and Wilma swooned over him and I would love to have a threesome with those two.
Getting my rocks off.
And don’t tell me Tony Curtis is gay, I don’t care, Stoney Curtis is not. He’s a cartoon character. The only cartoon character that’s gay, as everyone who watched Soap knows, is Pluto.
Below the fold, pics of Pluto being gay.