Could someone let me know when the football season is over.
I mean for everybody, not just the NY Football Giants.
DHS buying $9 million worth of guns from H&K and Sig
Now, I defended CPAC for not inviting people like Christie, but I am pretty upset about GOProud.
As Eric asks, Is Breitbart’s ghost uninvited?
“If being conservative means rejecting gay conservatives because they are gay, then fine, I’m not a conservative.”
It’s their party, but people afraid of gay cooties really need to get a grip. Everybody knows girls are where cooties come from.
Now, I hate trusting a Minitrue outlet, but I don’t think they’d actually alter a transcript, you never know but this feels right.
Boehner from ABC’s This (is) Weak
MARTHA RADDATZ: So, do you trust President Obama?
SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: Absolutely….. There’s no issue there. We have a very, very– good relationship.
But it gets better.
SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: We do not have an immediate debt crisis.
SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER: Well, I think– most people would think that I’m part of the common-sense caucus.
By “most people”, I assume he’s talking about his staff and GOP tools who hate wacko birds.
I could quote this fucking thing all day, but I’ll end on a hilarious note
SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER:…The Senate is likely to finish their budget– after– the Easter recess.
Listen, there aren’t enough “ha”s in the world for that “bwa” so I don’t want to use them up on something so fucking stupid. They’re already doing more continuing spending $trillions resolutions. Those are much better than budgets, they don’t have deficit spending or earmarks. At least, everybody can pretend they don’t and really, that’s all that matters.
In Fuck You Minitrue News, a puppy blender link quoting The Hill. (I don’t link Minitrue if I can avoid it)
“A growing number of states are moving forward with legislation to exempt them from new federal gun controls and, in some cases, brand as criminals anyone who tries to enforce them. While many of the bills are considered symbolic or appear doomed to fail, the legislative explosion reflects a backlash against legislative and regulatory efforts in Washington to tamp down on gun violence.”
Fuck you, it’s not about reducing gun violence, it’s about control, it’s about making citizens into subjects and you assholes know it, you just keep pushing your fucking view at every chance.
So what does it say when I see the ‘Justice” Dept. is investigating the Wall Street Journal and my first thought is, “How did they piss off Obama?”
said it had received information from a person it described as a whistleblower who claimed one or more Journal employees had provided gifts to Chinese government officials in exchange for information, according to people familiar with the case.
First, so fucking what? If they want to pay for information, why is that Obama’s….. oh yeah, Chinese bribes.
Another Weasel Zippers link that would be fucking hilarious if it weren’t as we they were fucking with us over the SEQUESTER THAT’S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!.
The federal government is spending $227,437 to investigate how animals have been depicted in National Geographic magazine over a span of 120 years, which federal officials say is an “innovative study” that will examine “images of animals to see how people have changed their view of the natural world.”
… “Predators like wolves and coyotes have been consistently portrayed as a threat.
Gee, too bad they don’t make people think coyotes are all fluffy and friendly and stuff. I mean, who wouldn’t want their kids wanting to pet a vicious carnivore that’s one of the more opportunistic killers and lives in and near people areas? Sure jerks like my neighbor who lost his dog and chickens to the coyotes might be unhelpful about that, but that’s cuz he’s not as smart as bureaucrats in DC.
Okay, three more chucklers to end the day.
First, “Crazed Man Dressed As Vagina Shuts Down Pro-Life Speech” I will say, the story delivers on the headline. His mom isn’t very good at sewing.
Second, a little global warmmongering hilarity.
The estimates – given with 75 per cent and 95 per cent certainty – suggest only a five per cent chance of the real temperature falling outside both bands.
But when the latest official global temperature figures from the Met Office are placed over the predictions, they show how wrong the estimates have been, to the point of falling out of the ‘95 per cent’ band completely…
The funniest part, for me, is people scratching their heads and thinking that maybe other people who say the same phenomenon causes heat, cold, drought, floods, oyster herpes and the Earth exploding might just be making shit up.
And last, a quiz. I guaran-damn-tee nobody, and I mean nobody, gets the answer.
Who wrote this bit of poetry? (Link below so you can’t cheat, I took this from the middle because there are some words that might give a clue)
I am a supplicant for a goblet of wine
from the hand of a sweetheart.”
“O Friend, I have become captivated
by the mole over your lip.
I have seen your languid eyes
and I have become sick.”
“Place a strand of your wavy hair in my way.
In white ink, so you’ll have to highlight it.
Sayyid Ruhollah Mostafavi Musavi Khomeini
That’s right, the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomenei,
As the author says
Apparently the same guy who issued a deadly fatwa against Salman Rushdie and his ‘Satanic verses’; the same guy who has written a mini guide for good Muslim pedophiles on how to have sexual pleasure from a baby among other atrocities; has also written poetry on wine, love, taverns, drunkenness and languid eyes
Did you get it? Of course not.
Must have been his Paris days.
Let’s go round the Tubes today.
First, a little middle east madness
Not sure what to think of this, I’ve seen it a few places, supposedly Egyptians found US missiles headed for Gazanian part of Terrorstan.
Nobody mentions exactly what missiles, they say surface to air and anti-tank. Now, the most logical place they could come from is the Egyptian military. Yay! I read somewhere that our stuff can’t be used to shoot at our stuff without some codes we don’t sell. So Egypt can’t use their US stuff to shoot down Israeli US stuff but we could/should give the data to Israel to shoot down Egyptian stuff. I hope that’s true and wouldn’t that be fucking hilarious and delightfully machiavellian?
Next, we have the difference between Israel and their fine, middle east neighbors illustrated very starkly and one reason I hate all “Internationalists”.
A single Syrian missile strike on a bakery near Hama killed more than 60 innocent civilians last week,
so how did Israel manage to fire more than 1,500 high powered missiles into densely-populated Gaza in November, with the total loss of 161 lives, of which 90 have been acknowledged by Hamas itself as active combatants?
In cases where there are people inside a house or building we never strike the target without prior warning. We make phone calls, send leaflet flier warnings, and sometimes use a technique called ‘Knock On the Roof,’ where we fire very, very small, very precise tiny bombs onto the edge of the roof
How many other blog wars ended up with most of the losing participants in exile, in jail or, worse, dead?
But the women also admit that they believe having more women in the room would help in fierce negotiations, compromise and legislating on Capitol Hill, traits they say do not come as naturally to their male colleagues in the Senate….Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., says that women have a camaraderie which helps in relationships that are key to negotiations on Capitol Hill, something she says comes natural to women more than men….advice and really standing up for each other that you don’t always see with the men,”
That sentiment enjoys bipartisan support among the women of the Senate.
says that women are “problem solvers.”
NSFW. You were warned.
So I’m watching live TV, which I pretty much never do but there’s no TiVo where I’m staying. Anyway, I’m confused by the political ads – am I supposed to hate Romney because he wants to overturn Roe v. Wade and get rid of Planned Parenthood, or am I supposed to hate him because he used to be pro-choice? And why are we still being told to vote with our ladyparts? Either a woman is too young to have enough sense to vote against Obama, or she’s too old and dried up to care about voting with her ladyparts. (I’m firmly in the latter camp, so don’t go getting any ideas.)
There’s an old joke about a virginal girl who married a Greek guy, her mother warned her not to let him “turn her over”. So after the honeymoon, the girl asks her husband why he didn’t try to turn her over.
He replies. “Because I don’t want kids yet.” Badum-cheeee!
It obviously needs to be updated.
Afghan women, emboldened by the presence of U.S. troops. have complained about beatings they’ve suffered at the hands of their husbands. The domestic violence reportedly stemmed from the inability of the women to become pregnant and produce sons, highly valued in Afghan society….
Virtually all of the younger men who beat their wives (over their inability to become pregnant)
So Afghan men are beating women for not getting pregnant, you can see where this is going (heh).
had been former “apprentices” of older Afghan men, who used them for their sexual pleasure. Upon entering marriage, whatever the men knew of sex had been learned during their “apprenticeship,” at the hands of the older man. To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for conception….
the Army called in its psychological operations teams, which developed information campaigns in Pashtun areas, explaining the basics of heterosexual relations
We had to teach them how to fuck.
I think that was a mistake, if ever there was a culture that deserves to die off, it’s the boy-fucking, women-beating, terrorist-loving Pashtun barbaricum.
Saw it here, but I had to find another link cuz his Washington Examiner link is dead.
So if I spend five minutes a week cleaning house, and Teh Hubby spends one minute a week cleaning house, we should be fine and dandy, amirite?
And what are the percentages on the marriages where the parents make the kids do all the housework while the parents sit on the couch and eat bonbons?