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Update Below With More Operation Names!!!!!!!!

People are making a big deal about the current non-kinetic actions against ISIS not having a name.

I’ll nominate a name, Operation Look As If I’m Doing Something.

They’ve bombed one artillery piece so far

Two U.S. Navy F/A-18 Hornet strike fighters operating from the carrier USS George HW Bush (CVN-77) have struck an artillery piece operated by Iraq and Syria Islamic State (ISIS or ISIL) terrorists near Irbil in northern Iraq.

Wow! An artillery piece!!!!!!! That’ll show the murderous terrorists busily committing more genocidal actions than the murderous genocidists in Sudan!!!!!!!

Israel, so far as I know, hasn’t named their war, but then, they’re actually doing something.

Just look at the pictures of Gaza, they’re blowing the shit out of all terrorist positions and making it as painful as possible for all in Terrorstan.

They did the same thing in southern Lebanon a few years ago and look how that worked out. Hezbollah has not really bothered Israel too much lately.

What makes me laugh is Hamas demanding that Israel stop the ‘blockade’ as a condition. You know, so they can get more missiles and more concrete to build more terror tunnels.

 

 

I don’t know what Putin’s named his poking Obama with a stick operation, I’d bet it’s Operation Sudetenland. He’s just testing to see what we’ll do and what the EUnuchs will do.

One thing, a week or so ago I noticed that the Kyiv Post had a story about how Russia was pondering blocking air routes over Russia, I didn’t post it because I figured it was just them trying to get the west worked up. Now, I see that Russia is making such a plan public.

Which makes this story kind of scary.

Ukraine’s security chief Valentyn Nalyvaichenko said that Kremlin-backed separatists on July 17 intended to shoot down a Russian passenger plane to give Moscow a pretext for conventionally invading Ukraine.

 

I figure he’s named that Operation I Want A War II

Back when Tsar Putin I wanted to Look Strong, in the late 90s,  a bunch of Moscow apartment buildings were blown up and blamed on Chechnya. This was before they went full Jihadi, they denied they were doing it.

So a resident noticed that someone was doing something suspicious in his building and called the cops. They caught some KGB.. FSB Guys planting a bomb (Ryazan incident), and they said, “It was a test and you passed!!!”, methinks a failing grade would have been a blown up apartment building.

So when someone says Tsar Putin I is considering killing Russians to foment a war, well, I’d take that seriously.

I don’t speak Mandarin, but China fucking with Japan, the Philippines and Vietnam in the South China Sea is probably named, “We Want That Oil-Filled Place“.

I’d hope the Japanese are naming their operation in response, ” Operation Go Fuck Yourselves

Japanese fighter jets shadowed Chinese aircraft patrolling over disputed waters, China’s Ministry of Defense said on Thursday,

 

Although Operation Nanking would be funnier and endier and therefore, apropos.  It might also remind China they don’t want to get the Japanese worked up again.

The world is realizing that America is not going to do shit anywhere except against Americans so they’re all on their own.

I do figure that Obama has a name for the operation of “losing’ all the emails showing their perfidy, It’s “Operation What Are You Gonna Do? Impeach Me?

The revelation that Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services administrator Marilynn Tavenner did not retain her e-mails means that more than 20 witness in the Obama administration to lose or delete e-mails without notifying Congress, according to the top House investigator.

 

It seems obvious to me.

 

Important, Nother Operation Name Update!!!!!!

As I said above, others are noticing they’re on their own.

like Israel and Egypt and KSA (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia V), against revisionist actors, like Iran and its assets. It’s in this context that we should read the current situation. Traditional American allies are effectively teaming up against the Obama administration.

 

I know it’s not on purpose, but he managed to bring the backers of al Quaeda together with Israel.

Against us.

That’s funny and endy.

To The Max!!!!

What’s going to blow up first? Seriously, things are accelerating out there. I know I’m a doomsayer, but that’s just my learned behavior.

Not much endy today, just a few chucklers as I’m trying not to pay too much attention, I want to be surprised.

So as the EUnuchs are frowning at the Russians over murdering some of them, this

Ukrainian nationalist leader Dmytro Yarosh has been placed on Interpol’s wanted list at the request of Russian authorities. According to the notice, he faces two charges “by the judicial authorities of Russia” for “public incitement to terrorist activities involving the use of mass media” and “public incitement to extremist activities involving the use of mass media.”

 

That guy was in charge of people who kept the previous Ukrainian tsarling from murdering the protestors who were against returning to SSR status so you can pretty much assume the “extremist activities” are “resisting Russian aggression.”

Way to make Putin shake in his jackboots there EUnuchs

 

 

I gotta wonder if the Lebanese will turn against the Party of God over this.

Hezbollah chief Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said that his party will provide the resistance in Gaza, which is facing a devastating Israeli offensive, with any support it might need.

Recall a few years ago when Israel blew up southern Lebanon over shit like this. Methinks the Lebanese are watching Israel blowing up Gaza and they might be remembering what life is like on the blown up end of an artillery range and the Israelis are obviously in no mood to take any shit from those barbarians.

 

Obama is feckless and useless which is giving all the bad guys a free pass, why shouldn’t the good guys ignore him too?

Speaking of which, Aussies!

Prime Minister Tony Abbott will send troops to eastern Ukraine to protect Australian federal police officers working at the MH17 crash site.

Good for them.

Chinese river turns to blood, I wonder if they skipped the rain of frogs or if the Chinese just ate them?

 

A drudgetaposition.

GOP 2016 quandary, why no women candidates?

TMZ freaks out on Sarah Palin: ‘Bitch,’ ‘Horrible Mom,’ ‘Dumb’

 

Bigger, faster rides may be hitting their peak!!!!!

Yeah, we’ve know about that for a long time here at DPUD

Once Action Park closed it’s been downhill since.

 

Today’s LOL from the Outrider, Karmic irony is pretty darn funny

 

I very rarely LOL but there’s not much else to do.

Remember, schaden is the only freude we’re getting anymore.

30 SECONDS LATER UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot this, I’ve been meaning to post it for a long time.

From our favorite Weasel, S, the greatest, non-Upton, gif in the history of gifs!!!!!

bees

 

A drudgetaposition

Malaysian Airline goes down near Ukrainian/Russian border.

Russia tells UN they did not shoot down Ukrainian jet. (update to make it clear They’re talking about a Ukrainian Sukov not the Malaysian air jet in that link)

 

Hmmmmmm, methinks things just got interesting. If, as I believe, the Tsarists shot down a flight from Amsterdam then the EUnuchs have to either do something about it or blame the Jews.

Not sure which way they’ll go.

Above the Update, Bababooey Update!!!!!

You have to love the follow-up question.

Now, back to our other, not all that funny, update.

UPDATE:

Apparently there were Americans on board, so I guess it wasn’t the Jews, Obama will soon blame Bush.

Via the Jawas, we get this tweeter with this tweet.

 

Which links to a youtube audio in Russian (I assume), the Jawas have a translation that says,

Igor Bezler: We have just shot down a plane. Group Minera. It fell down beyond Yenakievo.

Vasili Geranin: Pilots. Where are the pilots?

IB: Gone to search for and photograph the plane. Its smoking.

VG: How many minutes ago?

IB: About 30 minutes ago.

and then it goes on with them finding out it was a civilian plane

It does have the tweet of the day (I can’t figure out how to embed a tweet, I tried above it and it didn’t work)

You go to with the drunk lunatic Russian militias you have, not the drunk lunatic Russian militias you want.

 

 

I have no idea how this footage is getting out, if it is real.  The translation of the title of the video is “Aleppo Ansari east 29 11 2012 full section of the massacre that killed dozens”.

Don’t watch this while you’re eating, or if you want your life to just be unicorns and fairy princesses.

Syria is off the Internet.  Whether this is a result of the Syrian government disconnecting itself, or whether an outside group has disconnected the country in retaliation for the…conflict seems like too passive a word…remains to be seen.  Given that Syria has cut off communications to the outside world in the past, I’m inclined to think it’s governmentally driven.

Using children (the rebels) and bombing civilians (the government) wasn’t horror enough to disconnect the Internet, so I’m wondering (except that I’m certain I don’t really want to know) what’s going on in Syria to precipitate this.

First up, I NY link.  NYC has gas lines out the ying-yang, gas stations are running out of gas so people waiting an hour for gas don’t get any.

Gee, it’s a good thing NYCers voted Bloomberg into office again, after he and the city council decided by imperial fiat that the term limits Teh Peepul voted for did not apply to them. Now, not only can they not get a Big Gulp with extra salt, they can’t get gas to drive to someplace they can.

They have the gov’t they deserve. That makes me laugh.

Next up, remember how when our fine, political, intellectual, social and moral betters told us we had to raise the debt limit so they could get the fiscal house in order and it wouldn’t happen again? Remember when we said, “Fuck you assholes, stop spending our fucking money”?

Well, here we are again.

The United States will hit its statutory borrowing limit near the end of 2012,

I’m sure this time, this time!, they’ll work it out. I mean, they’re going to explain how they need to raise the borrowing limit but that’s just so they can’t the fiscal house in order and otherwise, we’ll be boned.

You know, cuz we’re so not boned right now. If we had been a little more boned a few years ago, we might not be so boned now. But it’s boned, all the way down.

Next up, Did We Lose The Fucking Cold War? link.

Police are allowed in some circumstances to install hidden surveillance cameras on private property without obtaining a search warrant, a federal judge said yesterday.

Motherfuckers. Some time back I said that lately it’s been the worst part of the 90s with the added attraction that it appears we’ve lost the Cold War. I was exaggerating for effect. Now? Not so fucking much.

At one time I would have been sure the Supreme Court would not let this happen, that was before campaign finance reform that curbed the freedom of political speech that the Supreme Jackasses said was A-O-Fucking-Kay. Seriously, the whole fucking point of the First Amendment and it was shot to hell. The First Amendment isn’t just so you could stick a crucifix in a jar of piss, it’s so you can call the gov’t the assholes they are. Now, I can’t buy an ad tomorrow calling Obama an asshole because it’s 60 days before an election.

I went to a Lebanon Now! looking for a Syrian link, I found two that are fucking disturbing.

Ugh.

The West has raised fears Syria’s revolution is falling into the hands of Islamic extremists, but many rebels, and even some peaceful activists, say they are willing to tolerate jihadist fighters for lack of a better option.

I used to read Kavkaz dot org (Chechen site, no linky as it’s now just terrorists) back in 1999-maybe 2003 or so, that and the official Chechnyan Gov’t website (went away, came back jihadi).
They weren’t the puppet Russian gov’t, but the gov’t supposedly of the people. They were cool. They were fighting the Russians who were killing and raping them and their women, often in that order. They would steal young men and then ransom back the bodies. They’d go into a village and kill every military-aged male (16-60). They razed Grozny, I mean they fucking surrounded the city of hundreds of thousands and shelled it into rubble. I’d read a story on Kavkaz or the gov’t site, read the same story on Pravda or another Russian site, and then AFP or someone would have it a week later. AFP almost always was much closer to the Chechen’s version. They would say they killed puppet government types, the Russians would report the guy dying amid “hundreds of children dead in a baby-milk factory” or something and AFP would have a story about General So-And-So, new mayor of some Chechen city, was killed when his car with his bodyguards was shot up.
Then, 9/11 happened and they had a message of condolence for America and called jihadis ‘terrorists’ and  ‘assholes’ (more or less, more flowery language and less profanity).
Then fucking Bush went to fucking Russia and said, “Chechnya who?” for some bullshit concession from Tsar Putin I, that Putin never followed through on, and the Chechnyans knew they were alone. So they started to accept terrorist help. Then, they were killing school-children. That’s what Syria has to look forward to.
Yay!
In the wake of the recent murder of Brigadier General Wissam al-Hassan in broad daylight in Ashrafieh, March 14 MPs have been frank in expressing their fears of further killings among their own ranks. Indeed, security sources have suggested that future attacks will target strategic opposition figures rather than cause widespread public panic with indiscriminate bombings.
Lebanon is another place that let jihadis in only to find out they were fucked.
They were happy about Hezbollah fucking with Israel, and after Israel blew the shit out of southern Lebanon, the Lebanese were happy about Hezbollah getting around UN shit to re-arm. Then, fucking Hezbollah started using those weapons to kill Lebanese people and pols they didn’t like (you know, the way fucking jihadis do), and the Lebanese were all, “You were supposed to use those weapons on Jews!”, and the jihadis were all, BANG, you’re dead.
I could forgive Chechnya, they were done in, being slowly destroyed as a nation, and that was their only hope. But the fucking Lebanese were not against the wall and they know what happens when you let jihadis in, but they let their Jew-hatred get the better of them.
The stupid mother-fuckers used to have the most beautiful place in the middle east, Beirut was Paris on the Med or whatever, then they let Yassir Arafish in, had their civil war that fucking destroyed the unity and peace of the fucking nation and then they were Syrian fucking puppets.

The stupid motherfuckers have only themselves to blame, but it’s still no fun to fucking watch.

I can’t do any Fast and Furious posts because I get really fucking mad. My fucking gov’t sold fucking guns to murderous drug cartels in order to take away my fucking guns. That’s all about the fucked upedness.
I will do a Benghazi link. Doug Ross has provided a helpful timeline of what was going on in Benghazi and Washington at any time. It’s disturbing.
I don’t like to go to Doug Ross’ place, it’s just too fucking depressing, fucking guy (and cobloggers) are just too on top of shit I’d rather be in denial about.
An Ontario judge has issued a restraining order against Iran’s property in Canada — including its embassy in Ottawa and a former cultural centre in Toronto — as the family of an American woman killed in a terrorist attack tries to collect a $13-million judgment by a U.S. court from a wrongful death claim against Iran’s security agency.
First, good on ya Canada. I take back some of the stuff I’ve said about you.
The embarrassing part is, of course, that we need fucking Canada to do this. They put the motherfuckers embassy in hock.
Balls, Canada has them these days. Huh, maybe electing Obama has had a salutatory effect on the world, they realize that maybe, just maybe, they need a crazy fucking cowboy running around.
Or… maybe it’s just that Canada is all wound up from not having hockey.
Eh, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say “Balls, Big Bouncy, need a shopping cart to carry them, Balls”
That’s enough, I’m all wound up now, I need to kick the dog.
Don’t remember where I got the first three links, probably Drudge or Ace or the Puppy Blender.

For 40 minutes, anyway.  Of course, no one knows what it means…