Archive for the ‘Win!’ Category

In My Defense

Posted: July 23, 2014 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, PEBKAC, Win!

I didn’t think anybody would hit a naked guy.

 

Benny Hill music makes everything better.

A question, can I sue for being recorded without my knowledge?

Via the Outrider.

 

Popular Culture Update :

Desyfycation: That feeling when you’re decided that SyFy movies are just not good enough to overcome the relentless leftist agitprop.

I’ll still watch some older ones, but I’m not watching any newer ones.

And while I’m whining about relentless leftist bullshit on TV shows, fuck you Castle (terrorism in NYC done by military members who want to restart the War on (Some) Terror) and fuck you Supernatural for bashing John McCain and fuck you Family Guy for constantly bashing the Tea Party.

I’m done with all of them. If they want to attack me personally they can get their audiences from the high-earning members of the Occutards living in their parents’ basements.

Update To The Update Update!

Apparently, I’m not alone.

Less than six weeks before Labor Day, hopes for recovery at the North American summer box office have evaporated.

He’s A Professional

Posted: July 20, 2014 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, Win!

iowahawkfunny

 

Via Claire, I think, at Knowledge is Power.

 

I”m Pissed Off Update

Why weren’t Obama and Kerry pushing so hard for a ceasefire when Hamas was shooting rockets at Israel every fucking day?

I mean, I know why, but why doesn’t anybody in our America/Israel hating media….Oh yeah, they hate free and open societies, they’re on the side of vicious, murderous dictators.

Remember That America?

Posted: July 4, 2014 by veeshir in Win!

 

Happy 4th everybody.

To quote Apu, celebrate the birth of your nation by blowing up a small piece of it!

 

Piling On

Posted: June 12, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Win!

Heh.

Heh! I say.

Israel this week advanced plans for 1,083 settler homes in the West Bank as part of its response to the newly formed Palestinian government that is jointly sponsored by Fatah and Hamas.

The move is the second approval of settlement activity in the last eight days, and follows the Construction and Housing Ministry’s publication last week of tenders for 1,500 homes over the pre- 1967 lines in West Bank settlements and east Jerusalem.

 

Okay, that’s funny.

All the bad guys in the world are getting whatever they want, why not have some good guys get some?

 

I do look forward to Obama and co. heaping far more outrage on Israel for this than on all the murderous thugs around the world getting murderously thuggish.

A Winner and a Loser

Posted: March 9, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, L.L.A.P.H., Win!

The winner

1911 knife full

My buddy got his 1911 knife from Mark Knapp, it came with the survival stuff you see that fits into the handle in the cut-away Colt 1911 mag and also with an extra, actual Colt 1911 mag.

And the loser, illustrated!

karl rove super genius

Don’t forget, we need to trust the establishment types because they’re all smarter than anybody and shit.

Mostly and shit.

Forgot to say, pic stolen from Doug Ross

Dude, We Need Milk

Posted: February 21, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Win!

So you’re selling cookies and you’re standing outside a supermarket selling a box every now and then.

Hmmmm, how to up your sales?

… Girl Scout in San Francisco and her mother made a rather business-savvy decision to sell cookies outside of a medical marijuana dispensary.  

 

So, how did it work out?

…after just 45 minutes, Lei had to call for backup cookies to replenish her stock.

Brilliant!!!

 

I fully expect a reaction when this hits national news, some people are going to be OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!

That’ll be funny. .

Shut ‘Er Down

Posted: February 1, 2014 by veeshir in Win!

Michael Z Williamson wins the intertubes. (or rather, he won 12/10, but I didn’t see it and I decide that stuff)

It’s a long post that’s worth reading in response to some retired LTC who says gov’t needs to take my guns.

MZW won with this quote

I have a better plank than his: Elect me, and Bob (“Mastur”) Bateman will be lashed to a table and raped to death by rabid yaks on Viagra.

My platform only violates the rights of one person, therefore it is morally superior to his.

 

Heh. I’m stealing that.

 

A Good Idea is a Good Idea

Posted: January 10, 2014 by veeshir in Win!

Quoth FrnakJ,

How about Chris Christie apologize and do the truffle shuffle and then we forget this whole thing ever happened.

Hell, I’d vote GOP if he did that.

Failing that, it’s not likely.

For Chunk, insert Christie, for Mouth, insert me.

Type-casting I know, but still…..

I’m a Little Happier This Morning

Posted: December 30, 2013 by veeshir in Win!

After all, someone makes this.

want

The most flabbergasting aspect of the 2014 Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6 isn’t that it exists, but that it’s a production vehicle. As in, you can buy one….

A $half million+ 6X6 Mercedes.
Holy Endymobile Batman!
Want.
Important Update!
Forgot to post the other reason I’m happy.
I forgot because I’m kind of ambivalent on this one.
It’s freaking hilarious that the Cowboy’s season ended on an INT for like the 10th year in a row, it’s just too bad the Eagles were the beneficiaries.
Also, the Giants have totally soured me on football this season. I’m not even looking forward to next year. That was the worst year for a Giants team not QBed by Dave Brown or Joe Pisarcik.

Really?

Posted: December 12, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution, Win!

You have to love this.

obamatwit2

I’m looking forward to my audit.

Via everybody’s favorite Weasel.

S.

Important Update!

obamatwithaha