Archive for the ‘Win!’ Category

Says Ted Cruz.

Har dee har har har.

 

Now, I know most of you won’t click that, even though you should. I almost did myself, so I’ll relate what others might have heard if they clicked vids not containing hot little Japanese girls in teddies.

So of course the Senate runs on trust, they trust each other to not get all litigious over each other’s felonious behavior.

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“That we don’t lie to each other.”, 

they lie to him because he feels he represents the people who elected him and not himself, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party has to lie to me, and therefore him because he would tell me the truth. Duh.

“…Was there a deal?”

The answer to that is never “Yes”, it’s always “Of course there’s a deal!”

Idealism is great, but that shows a profound disregard  for recent (as in, the last 10 years) history.

 

…makes an explicit promise… I cast my vote….assume that when the majority leader spoke to 54 GOP senators that he wasn’t lying to us. …It became agundantly clear that there was a deal…

I will note to the public the Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House have repeatedly said…”we made no deal.”…. a number of weeks ago…the Iran review act…..I filed an amendment that would…by requiring….before sanctions were lifted….Senator Marco Rubio called for an amendment…..on the Dem side of the Aisle did not want to vote….the Majority Leader called off all amendments….”

 

Geez, it’s as if he thinks the people who elected him have a say in how he votes?!?!?!?!?!?!

He calls Harry Reid a whiny bitch and immediately says McConnell is acting like the Dem Majority Leader.

Then he notes that McConnell called up an amendment after blocking everybody else’s amendment.

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“…we (Teh Peepul) keep winning elections and then we keep getting leaders who don’t do anything they promise…”

 

From Nancy Pelosi draining the corrupt swamp to Mitch McConnell lying so much that Cruz is taking almost 20 minutes to detail many of his lies but Cruz could go on for hours. We’ve been profoundly lied to by the leadership of both Houses of Congress for a long damn time.

 

“the Majority Leader looked me in the eye…a flat out lie…. was a simple lie.”

 

Nobody except people the, I’d guess, fewer than 100,000 who read righty blogs and our fine Minitrue Betters will know about this, the rest of America is still worried about what Caitlyn Jenner is doing about its wang.

And that’s why we’re boned.

Below the Fold, An Important Critical And Well Deserved Update!!!!!!

 

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This is a conundrum.

On the one hand, I don’t think Aquaman would spear a shark, on the other hand…

with felony molesting a sea turtle, possessing an undersized nurse shark, spearing a nurse shark and for failure to keep fish in whole condition.

I’m going with Aquaman.

I mean really, molesting a sea turtle? That’s just low.

Makes me wonder what he speared the shark with.

ZOFO MOFO!

Posted: July 15, 2015 by veeshir in PEBKAC, Random Crap, Win!

As Big Fur Hat (who doesn’t really own the world) says, Heart rocks Stairway to Heaven at some prog-fest at the Kennedy Center.

 

Many of the crowd shots are annoying, too many smug lefties, but watching what’s left of Zeppelin rock out is sorta cool. They obviously dig this version.

I’ve been trying to find a post where this fits, but I can’t, so here it is.

Some cool, color photos of the last of the Samurai in 1860s Japan. by a guy named Felice (or Felix) Beato

Hara Kiri motherfuckers

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I’d assume that’s just before the coup de grace

This is one dude you would not want to mess with

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That’s one scary looking guy.

All Pervasive

Posted: June 12, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Win!

The Funny and the Endy are extending to absolutely every facet of modern society.

From the people who brought you such culinary Wins! as deep fried Dorito, deep fried White Castle slider, deep fried chicken skins (which to be fair KFC has had that for decades), deep fried cookie dough and the deep fried Dorito/slider/chicken skin/cookie dough awesomeness we have:

The deep fried Slim Fast bar!!!!!!

Words fail me.

I’d try it but I usually don’t like health food.

 

Via one of the few ‘Stans that’s not falling to ISIS, Sondraki

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!!
Guess where Veeshir is going camping next week

Libya?
Syria?
Iraq?
35 miles (as the convict flees) southwest of Donnemora, NY?

You got it, the place where I cannot go armed, where they are currently searching for escaped murderers.
Sonomabatch.

In November 2011, I wrote, “Wait, that stuff is still going on?

So what was still going on three and a half years ago? Post in bold, links show it’s all still going on.

Syria is still killing people. Actually, that one is more nuanced than the rest, it’s pretty much a dog’s breakfast of everybody killing everybody there. Syrian Military, Isis, Hezbollah,  other

The Gaza death cult is still shooting rockets at Israel. Yup.

Fukushima is still going on. Yup.

Mexican cartels are still killing Intertubers. Yup, though most of those alive are “self-censoring”

Somali pirates are still pirating. The funny part being that after ships avoided the area, it seemed as if piracy went down, when ships went back, it went up. Surprising only fools and the willfully ignorant.

Armenia is still occupying and acting all aggressive on Kazakh Azerbaijani lands, totally without Russia’s help and encouragement (wink wink, nudge, nudge). This is a case of people who’ve hated each other for a long time hatin’ on each other and Russia is still involved.

Terrorists are still operating in the Sinai. Now it’s ISIS of course. Giving Hamas Jihad Envy.

North Korea is still working on nukes and threatening with said nukes. Yup.

Iran is still threatening all and sundry with nukes. Now with more aid from Obama! This poll makes me proud to be an American. Subhed

A new Zogby poll suggests that more and more Americans trust Israel more than Obama to get rid of the Iranian nuclear threat.

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A large plurality of Americans prefer that the Obama administration take a more dovish approach to end the Iranian nuclear threat but at the same time back Israel’s bombing the Islamic Republic

 

EUnuchstan is still boned and still won’t even contemplate actually fixing anything. They keep talking “austerity”, which used to mean, “Living within your means” and now means, “Increasing taxes to pay for what you want.” Good luck with that.

On the lighter side, we might be looking at revolution in China. Yup.

 

Something not new, but the vid of the day

Crazy Russian guy lights himself on fire and jumps from 9 story building.

It lives up to its billing.

This liveleak vid is from the guy’s head-cam.  I cannot figure out how to embed it. I’m computerly challenged.

 

Added 30 seconds later because I forgot it:

Same H/T, my generally sour attitude today.

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Posted: June 8, 2015 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Random Crap, Win!

Awe-some that is.

Knights Templar v Predator

 

I forget where I saw this but it’s awe-freaking-some. It’s actually very good, not just not bad.

You should watch it before Fox gets it shut down.

Although SyFy will probably try to get it shut down too because it’s far better than the leftist agitprop they’re putting out and it makes them look like crap.

Related, via Say Uncle, Kung Fury, an 80sish sort of sci-fi, Kung Fu movie that is also better than anything SyFy has put out since Pteradactyl or, maybe, Sharktopus.

I’m with them on everything but it really bothers me when Hitler (aka Kung Fuhrer) has a minigun, that’s just ridiculous. I do like Triceracop.

 

Important Update!!!!!

Dumbledore is marrying Gandalf!!!!

Why do I care?

Because they’re doing it in front of the Westboro Freak Church.

RTWT, it’s related because it too is awe-fucking-some.

 

 

We’ve all seen this

So what did the tubes do that I love so much?

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Notice the names on the bus.

That’s a better touch than the stain IMIO.

That’s one of my favorite somes.

Fucking Awe.

Via Gateway Pundit