Archive for the ‘Win!’ Category

A Winner and a Loser

Posted: March 9, 2014 by veeshir in GOP FAIL, L.L.A.P.H., Win!

The winner

1911 knife full

My buddy got his 1911 knife from Mark Knapp, it came with the survival stuff you see that fits into the handle in the cut-away Colt 1911 mag and also with an extra, actual Colt 1911 mag.

And the loser, illustrated!

karl rove super genius

Don’t forget, we need to trust the establishment types because they’re all smarter than anybody and shit.

Mostly and shit.

Forgot to say, pic stolen from Doug Ross

Dude, We Need Milk

Posted: February 21, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Win!

So you’re selling cookies and you’re standing outside a supermarket selling a box every now and then.

Hmmmm, how to up your sales?

… Girl Scout in San Francisco and her mother made a rather business-savvy decision to sell cookies outside of a medical marijuana dispensary.  

 

So, how did it work out?

…after just 45 minutes, Lei had to call for backup cookies to replenish her stock.

Brilliant!!!

 

I fully expect a reaction when this hits national news, some people are going to be OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!

That’ll be funny. .

Shut ‘Er Down

Posted: February 1, 2014 by veeshir in Win!

Michael Z Williamson wins the intertubes. (or rather, he won 12/10, but I didn’t see it and I decide that stuff)

It’s a long post that’s worth reading in response to some retired LTC who says gov’t needs to take my guns.

MZW won with this quote

I have a better plank than his: Elect me, and Bob (“Mastur”) Bateman will be lashed to a table and raped to death by rabid yaks on Viagra.

My platform only violates the rights of one person, therefore it is morally superior to his.

 

Heh. I’m stealing that.

 

A Good Idea is a Good Idea

Posted: January 10, 2014 by veeshir in Win!

Quoth FrnakJ,

How about Chris Christie apologize and do the truffle shuffle and then we forget this whole thing ever happened.

Hell, I’d vote GOP if he did that.

Failing that, it’s not likely.

For Chunk, insert Christie, for Mouth, insert me.

Type-casting I know, but still…..

I’m a Little Happier This Morning

Posted: December 30, 2013 by veeshir in Win!

After all, someone makes this.

want

The most flabbergasting aspect of the 2014 Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6 isn’t that it exists, but that it’s a production vehicle. As in, you can buy one….

A $half million+ 6X6 Mercedes.
Holy Endymobile Batman!
Want.
Important Update!
Forgot to post the other reason I’m happy.
I forgot because I’m kind of ambivalent on this one.
It’s freaking hilarious that the Cowboy’s season ended on an INT for like the 10th year in a row, it’s just too bad the Eagles were the beneficiaries.
Also, the Giants have totally soured me on football this season. I’m not even looking forward to next year. That was the worst year for a Giants team not QBed by Dave Brown or Joe Pisarcik.

Really?

Posted: December 12, 2013 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution, Win!

You have to love this.

obamatwit2

I’m looking forward to my audit.

Via everybody’s favorite Weasel.

S.

Important Update!

obamatwithaha

Your Win! Of The Day

Posted: November 23, 2013 by veeshir in Win!

Type, or cut and paste I guess,  senatorfeinstein.com  into your browser.

Highlarious and all about teh Win!

Not sure if it’s old, but I just noticed it.

46 and 2 by Middle Schoolers

Posted: November 22, 2013 by socklessjoe in Win!

If you’re the kind of person who is into Tool, this is quite a beautiful thing.  (h/t Leo)

Original link.

Two Morons of the Day!

Posted: October 28, 2013 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, Win!

And none of them are the dumb kind of morons or the Lemurking type.

 

First, we have one of Harvey’s alteregos writing that he’s a RINO and it makes absolute sense.

I don’t really want to take up the label “RINO” because of what it has represented. But, the reality is, the Republican Party isn’t a bunch of conservatives. But, a bunch of conservatives vote for the Republicans.

I never realized I was a RINO for many years, Now I’m an FYNQ. RTWT, it’s good.

Next we have Iowahawk being blamed for the disappearance of the girl on the Obamacare website debacle.

Conservative blogger David Burge tweeted she is now the ‘most despised face on planet

 

Okay, that’s hilarious even for Iowahawk.

I do feel for that poor girl but really, if she had been paying any attention she would not have associated herself with the Obama God-Presidency because it’s left many bodies bloody and bus-run-over in its wake.

 

 

 

Huh, it appears that some murderous clowns are not all bad.

A gunman in a clown suit has shot dead the oldest brother of one of Mexico’s most notorious drug trafficking families at a children’s party in a beach resort town.

Personally, I blame the victim. What was he thinking inviting a clown in the first place?

I have to wonder if this is the first time a non-suicidal hittee paid the hitman who killed him?

 

Unrelated, this is why the Middle East is fucked.

The Many Shades of Hezbollah in a Lebanese publication. Apparently, when they’re not killing babies they run day-care and hospitals.

There is only one shade of Hezbollah blood-red with flecks of brain matter

 

Clown story via i Own the world.