Archive for the ‘Win!’ Category

A Victory

Posted: August 27, 2014 by veeshir in It's Science!, PEBKAC, Random Crap, Win!

They finally got to do research on the Kennewick man.

The skull, while clearly old, did not look Native American. …the teeth were cavity-free (signaling a diet low in sugar and starch) and worn down to the roots—a combination characteristic of prehistoric teeth. Chatters then noted something embedded in the hipbone. It proved to be a stone spearpoint, which seemed to clinch that the remains were prehistoric. He sent a bone sample off for carbon dating. The results: It was more than 9,000 years old.

It’s going to be interesting, here’s a link to the book with the results. It’s high dollar so if you do buy it, you should do it from Ace’s or the Puppy Blender (That’s where I saw the link) as they make money off that, we don’t make squat.

For those who don’t know, the Kennewick man is a skeleton at least 9,000 years old and doesn’t look like an American Indian, For some reason, American Indians fought to keep it from being studied. I’m not sure of the real reason, I know the tactics they used to try to keep it from being studied, but I’m not sure why.

I was pretty pissed of that people were trying to fight it being studied. We could study it and then bury it with whatever honors they wanted, but that wasn’t good enough.

 

It also spawned a  bunch of whole conspiracy deals, like that it’s an alien’s skeleton and man is descended from the aliens (The Pak Conspiracy), or one of the conspiracies that is actually pretty plausible. It stated that today’s American Indians didn’t want it publicized that there were people , maybe white people, here before their ancestors.

That could mean they’re just like whitey except their ancestors did it thousands of years ago instead of just a little over a hundred and at least we didn’t eat the people we killed.

NY Post For The Win!

Posted: August 18, 2014 by veeshir in PEBKAC, Win!

A couple years ago the NY Post headline writer retired, I think he figured once he did a bunch of “cannibal maniac” headlines he figured there was no place to go but down.

It’s nice to see the successor is keeping up the tradition.

NY Post Win

Nice.

Via the Outrider

My favorite is is still the one featuring famous dog-murderer Michael Vick

New-York-Post-Vick-Baby

Where’s Moron Pundit

Posted: August 7, 2014 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, Obama's Fault, Win!

Obviously vacationing in Russia.

 

Video, happy birthday facecock laser show.

I’m not really happy Obama has ensmallened POTUS’ stature around the world, so that’s only funny in an endy way.

Oh, and I figured out why CNN is pushing the “Save the Yezidis!!!”

Apparently we’ve either already begun or are about to begin.  (warning, unsafe, Minitrue NY Times link) Iraq is starting and we’re supposedly going to get involved. Humanitarian, food and water, airdrops have already begun. So they weren’t pushing Obama, whichever political assholes is  in charge of dealing with Iraq probably told CNN to start this so he could look STRONG!!!!!

Vid Via Gateway Pundit

Wah Tafok Ingdoush

Posted: August 6, 2014 by veeshir in Obama's Fault, Win!

Live Obama Press Conference AT 5pm!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veeshir writes at 6:14. (all times Eastern)

He has to make sure we all know how important he is and how much beneath his notice we are.

If he were actually on time, we might not realize that.

I’m going to try to listen, I just don’t see it happening. I’m going to update until I can’t take it any longer.

I mean, I’ll ignore his boilerplate bullshit about Africa (sub-Saharan Africa but he probably doesn’t realize that Egypt, Libya, Tunisia and Morocco are on the African continent).

My prediction for first question? I got nothing, it should be Putin, ebola, IRS, illegal immigration or something important, it will not be.

 

Updates

He named a reporter and then looked for her.

Scripted questions from favored propagandists are what banana republic assholes do.

You know, like Obama.

Next:

John Karl makes sure we know that it’s all Congress’ fault that Obama has to do what he said was bad about Bush.

Now he’s lying about how he’s working with the private sector to fix the infrastructure.

I’m outta here.

Important Update:

Surprisingly enough, this song sounds better when done by Hayseed Dixie than by Queen.

Sunday Funny Cuz It’s True

Posted: August 3, 2014 by veeshir in PEBKAC, Win!

It’s not Sunday here, but it is Sunday someplace.

I click vids less than I click links. I saw this probably 5 times before I did and when I saw it was 5+ minutes I almost didn’t watch it, but I did. and I’m happy I did.

It’s funny cuz it’s true.

 

This is your unicorn zone (below 5 crazy, above 8 hot V), these things don’t exist……
That’s a dude, you’re talking to a tranny.

If it pisses you off because of your plumbing, change being “crazy” to “being a pig” and it works just as well as a graph for men.

 

Update: Forgot the h/t, The Outrider found this.

In My Defense

Posted: July 23, 2014 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, PEBKAC, Win!

I didn’t think anybody would hit a naked guy.

 

Benny Hill music makes everything better.

A question, can I sue for being recorded without my knowledge?

Via the Outrider.

 

Popular Culture Update :

Desyfycation: That feeling when you’re decided that SyFy movies are just not good enough to overcome the relentless leftist agitprop.

I’ll still watch some older ones, but I’m not watching any newer ones.

And while I’m whining about relentless leftist bullshit on TV shows, fuck you Castle (terrorism in NYC done by military members who want to restart the War on (Some) Terror) and fuck you Supernatural for bashing John McCain and fuck you Family Guy for constantly bashing the Tea Party.

I’m done with all of them. If they want to attack me personally they can get their audiences from the high-earning members of the Occutards living in their parents’ basements.

Update To The Update Update!

Apparently, I’m not alone.

Less than six weeks before Labor Day, hopes for recovery at the North American summer box office have evaporated.

He’s A Professional

Posted: July 20, 2014 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, Win!

iowahawkfunny

 

Via Claire, I think, at Knowledge is Power.

 

I”m Pissed Off Update

Why weren’t Obama and Kerry pushing so hard for a ceasefire when Hamas was shooting rockets at Israel every fucking day?

I mean, I know why, but why doesn’t anybody in our America/Israel hating media….Oh yeah, they hate free and open societies, they’re on the side of vicious, murderous dictators.