Fergusummer

Posted: June 16, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

NBA finals game 6 is tonight. For those who don’t care (like me), the series is best of 7 with Golden State, of Oakland, CA, up 3 games to 2 against Cleveland.

I don’t really care about the series. I’d like to root for Cleveland, they haven’t won a pro championship in anything in a long time, but I don’t like LeBron so I’ll just wait for the post-game.

 

I am interested to find out what happens.

If Golden State wins tonight, they win the series while Cleveland has to win tonight and Friday.

In the past, only the city that won had riots, I figure in the days of Fergusummer, both cities will be sacked. For Equality! or something.

So we have the specter of two major cities erupting into chaos tonight.

Should make for better TV than the game, that’s for sure. A lot fewer time outs anyway.

Of course, the “Justice” Dept is still worried more about me than that.

Sorta funny, in an endy way of course.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!
This is horrible and this woman has absolutely no idea why I would say that.
horrible

Via Weasel Zippers.

I’ve been in NY for nearly 2 months and I’m bored out of my skull, I’ve been working sporadically at a friend’s restaurant, but it’s not nearly enough, so here’s a round the tubes post full of teh funny and teh endy. Some not so funny, all pretty darn endy.

Greece is about to go down in a way not seen since Sulla besieged Athens and they starved, so what’s happening?

Creditors said Athens had failed to offer anything new to secure funding to repay 1.6 billion euros to the International Monetary Fund by the end of June.

Dam creditors, demanding some sort of basic possibility of maybe being paid back!!!!

Jucicial Watch, fresh off their “victory” over the IRS, has another windmill tiltage that minitrue will dutifully report...ignore.

Judicial Watch announced today that it obtained more than 100 pages of previously classified “Secret” documents from the Department of Defense (DOD)and the Department of State revealing that DOD almost immediately reported that the attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi was committed by the al Qaeda and Muslim Brotherhood-linked “Brigades of the Captive Omar Abdul Rahman” (BCOAR), and had been planned at least 10 days in advance.

Yeah, file that under, ‘Things anybody paying attention already knows but the 99% will never hear about’.

Obama, fresh of losing both Gulf Wars, the war in Afghanistan and the Cold War, is busily working on losing WWII now.

Headline:

German tanks roll back into Poland

How funny is it that German tanks rolling into Poland is a best case scenario?

I’ll take Lying Sacks Of Shit for $20,000,000,000,000

The portion of the federal debt that is subject to a legal limit set by Congress closed Thursday, June 11, at $18,112,975,000,000, according to the latest Daily Treasury Statement, which was published at 4:00 p.m. on Friday.

That, according to the Treasury’s statements, makes 90 straight days the debt subject to the limit has been frozen at $18,112,975,000,000.

It’s a good thing we elected a GOP majority or we’d really be screwed!

In other Lying Sack Of Shit news, Hillary! (Link fixed!)

hillary heh

It’s pretty darn funny that I can laugh so much while looking at Chelsea’s ugly mug next that smug idjit.

In 2016 Presidential Campaign news, how freaking awesome is Jeb Bush?

By hiring Mr. Diaz, Mr. Bush wanted to send a clear signal that “the culture of the Bush operation will now be a Pickett’s Charge engagement campaign with his main opponents,”….

“Team Jeb needs to reread their Civil War history,” Vox reporter Matt Yglesias chimed in on Twitter.

He’s being lectured on history by Matt Yglesias (\mawr-on\), and Matt’s correct!!!!

That’s about as funny as funny can be.

We Be Boned.

So has the IRS provided the emails a federal judge said they had to provide by last Friday, june 12?

This is Judicial Watch’s IRS Scandal page, there’s nothing on that page.

The only article on it I can find from after the due date is this report from the Daily Caller, with this passage.

Department of Justice lawyers Geoffrey J. Klimas and Stephanie Sasarak, acting as counsel for the IRS, submitted a U.S. District Court filing June 12 in the case Judicial Watch v. Internal Revenue Service. The court filing, provided to The Daily Caller, claims the IRS received new Lerner emails from the Treasury Department’s inspector general (TIGTA) but can’t fork over the emails to Judicial Watch, a nonprofit group suing to get the emails. Why? Because the IRS is busy making sure that none of the emails are duplicates

 

Using that article for search terms, I found the filing in pdf form on Judicial Watch’s site, with this relevant passage

17. The Service expects to begin processing and reviewing the recovered emails immediately following its review and production of Lerner communications with were not forensically recovered. At this time, the Service is unable to estimate when it will finish processing and reviewing the forensically-recovered emails (emphasis me V).

 

That’s lawyer-speak for “Fuck you and horse you rode in on.”

I’ll repeat my question from last week, who’s going to force them to obey the judge’s order?

The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

Suck it bitches.

So we all know ISIS tweeted Pamela Gellar’s home address and said to go forth and do what Allah’s warriors do best, kill women, but where did they find her address?

According to iOwnTheWorld, it was some asshole named Fabian on Inside Edition, on CBS.

I can’t find any vid of him doing that, but I can find a story headlined,

Crowd in Garland, Texas Sang National Anthem while Gunfire Exploded in Shootout with Terrorists

And vid of Donald Trump saying the “Bitch wuz askin fer it”, I’m not linking either one, cuz I don’t like linking minitrue hate sites.

 

Seeing how much hate there is inside that edition, I’m gonna have to trust IOTWReport.

ISIS, sensing weakness, is still working on shutting America up.

The personal address of an anti-Muslim activist was tweeted Friday from a Twitter account bearing the name of a man believed to be a British Islamic State jihadist kingpin. The tweet about Pamela Geller, who heads a group called the American Freedom Defense Initiative, came just hours after a third man connected to a plot to kill her and murder Boston police was arrested.

“#GoForth,” the Tweet urged via a hashtag after revealing Geller’s New York City address, apartment number and all.

We need to kill a lot of those bastards to let them know they can’t fuck with America. Too bad America is run by assholes who hate America only slightly less than the jihadi assholes.

This is a good response

 A New Hampshire man wants to defy an Islamic prohibition on depicting the prophet Muhammad in pictures and plans to host a “Draw Muhammad” art contest in August.

 

One quibble with the “journlist” who wrote that passage, it should be “Islamist prohibition (fatwa)” not “Islamic”, as the Taliban is one who decided that it was against their form of murderous Fasco-Islamism.

 

Speaking of assholes who hate America, and what it stands for, the California Democratic Party!

All hopes were dashed when one of DeMaio’s former staffers named Todd Bosnich accused him of sexual harassment in the final weeks of the campaign. He even produced threatening emails which he claimed were sent to him by someone in the DeMaio camp.

Democrats welcomed the scandal and although DeMaio strongly denied the charges, he was defeated by Democrat Scott Peters.

Now the LA Times is reporting that the staffer Todd Bosnich made the whole thing up and has even admitted his lies to the FBI, which was part of the investigation.

You know what will happen to this guy who lied to sway an election and who lied to the FBI?

Not a fucking thing. It wasn’t Martha Stewart, it’s the Dems after all, they do not have to obey laws, customs or even decency.

 

This is just funny.  Weasel Zippers notices this tweet.

 

Now, she might have stood up near Putin, but she certainly did not stand up to Putin, and as for being in the Situation Room when bin Laden was killed, well, I was situated in a room when he was killed too. Does that mean I’m ready to be POTUS? Eh, maybe I should marry some guy who cheats on me to make me really ready. Too bad AZ doesn’t do gay marriage yet.

 

This seems promising,

The Iowa Supreme Court has affirmed the right to be drunk on your front porch.

But I do not like this part

The Supreme Court agreed, declaring the front steps of a private residence not a public place if the homeowner hasn’t invited the general public to be there.

Yeah, see, if I want to have a party where I get drunk, it’s still my fucking property and it isn’t “public” drunkenness even if I invite people to my house to get drunk with me. They aren’t publicly drunk even if they’re on my property either. But then, my home is the State’s Castle these days.

 

Paco asks

Are country music songs starting to all sound the same to you?

 

Brain noticed it first.

South Park Did It First

Posted: June 13, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

In Brazil (warning, head Minitrue link!)

t was fall in Brazil, … In front of the church, which was located between a supermarket and an abandoned lot, a banner staked in the muddy ground advertised a young girl named Alani Santos, whose touch could heal.

Inside the boxy, bright room, a boy played gospel songs on a turntable while the opening preachers gave sermons.

Yeah, about that.

Don Quixote-0

The other day I wrote about Judicial Watch WINNING!!!!!! against the IRS, a federal judge told the IRS they have to release their emials about how Obama had them attack his political opponents and stated

Yeah, and who’s going to enforce his ruling? The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

I’m all for tilting at windmills, but lately the windmills keep winning.

Well, it’s Saturday, the day after the IRS was supposed to provide Judicial Watch with the papers and checking their page, including their IRS Scandal page, guess what I see?

Not a thing.

The problem the Founding Fathers never anticipated was a concerted effort by most of our media to hide gov’t illegalities when they’re performed by the media’s chosen political party.