Imperial Decree

Posted: December 9, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

When people complain about the imperial presidency, I’ve seen the clapping monkeys at CNN explain how Obama has actually used fewer executive actions than previous presidents.

They’re absolutely correct. Obama has no need of Executive Orders, he just decrees and it’s done.

As a result of the president’s use of a memo instead of an official order, the senator observed: “We don’t even have a really significant, direct, legal direction that we can ascertain, precisely what the president is doing. It’s a stunning event in my view.”

What gets me is how Sessions is acting surprised.

Is he really surprised or is that some rhetorical tick?

He’s been doing that for his whole reign. The EPA shit pisses me off the most, but as with his Obamacare “fixes” Obama gets stuff done with a memo to bureaucrats.

As the GOP keeps going about their committee “investigations” that do nothing but try to get the trained seals to clap. Added 2 minutes later!!!!!! 

You know, like the farce I’m watching right now where the congresscritters are posturing for the cameras before they don’t do anything.

When Boehner and McConnell introduce a “squeezey horns for all GOP voters”, you remember this post.

Ahhh, who am I kidding, you’d have to read it in order to remember it, but I’ll remember it!!!!!!

Probably, just cuz I’m writing this doesn’t mean I clicked the link or will read it.

I’m just doing this post for some hottassery.

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Introspection

Posted: December 8, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

This guy needs it.

Okay, that’s hilarious.

Having it country western makes it for me.

The only reason I know it’s not a parody is that there’s no mention of Presidential Kneepads.

Via our favorite Weasel, S.

A Hillary! campaign poster from Stoaty.

hillaryposter

How long?

Posted: December 7, 2014 by socklessjoe in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution

Part of a real conversation I had with my dad, only semi-jokingly.

Dad – I wonder how long it will be until they release the documents showing that Obama represented himself as a foreign student.

Me – Probably about 80 years or so.

Dad – Maybe not until the end of the United States.

Me – Oh, so like in 30 years or so.

First, a Drudgetaposition that made me laugh.

Missouri state senator: This is race war!

Most Businesses that were mostly-peacefully destroyed were minority owned.

Watching all the lefties excuse the riots as “people trying to start a necesary dialogue on how police do their jobs” is pissing me off. The kid attacked a cop, kept attacking after he was shot and somehow, that’s a teachable moment about how blacks don’t trust cops. It’s more of a teachable moment about how Democrats are trying to divide Americans against each other.

Case in point, Obama talking about Ferguson on the 24th, .

They have deep roots in many communities of color who have a sense that our laws are not always being enforced uniformly or fairly.  That may not be true everywhere, and it’s certainly not true for the vast majority of law enforcement officials, but that’s an impression that folks have and it’s not just made up.

 

Asshole, It’s not made up but it’s touted by assholes like you.

Obama is POTUS, he shouldn’t be validating their hatred. I would say he needs to explain that the kid was not Saint Hands Up but a thug who put himself in a position where his death was likely, did nobody watch Chris Rock’s vid on how not to get shot by the cops? below, but Obama cannot do that. He divides to rule.

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And we know certain things work.  We know that if we train police properly, that that improves policing and makes people feel that the system is fair.  We know that when we have a police force that is representative of the communities it’s serving that makes a difference.

And we know that when there’s clear accountability and transparency when something happens that makes a difference.

We had a well-trained cop and fair system and no charges were filed but the Mob, egged on by Oama’s admin and their Minitrue toadies, refused to admit that the 6’+, 300lb “boy” was accountable for his actions and demanded a head and you’re here justifying it.

because the problem is not just a Ferguson problem, it is an American problem.

Yeah, it’s you you fucking Chicago-Machine, far-left, anti-democratic asshole.

 

So on to splitting us up over immigration while allowing his Minitrue toadies and the GOP establishment to call me a hateful racist for having a problem with people whose first act in my country being to break the law and then committing all manner of fraud to stay here, crimes that would land me in jail but it’s apparently understandable because of Teh Hatred and Racism!!!!!!!

 If you look at the history of immigration in this country, each successive wave, there have been periods where the folks who were already here suddenly say, well, I don’t want those folks.  Even though the only people who have the right to say that are some Native Americans.

 

Notice the side-stepping of the whole “Illegal” part. Asshole.

Next, WTF? We took this land fair and square.The people here before us killed and ate the people here before them so they had the land by right of conquest.

And don’t say, “It’s IndiansAmerican IndiansNative American…First People and therefore not the same because that’s racist and paternalistic. If you think the Arapahoe would be any happier at losing their land to Apache than whitey, well, that’s just stupid.

Then he puts some numbers on our asses.

One study a few years ago found that immigrants start more than a quarter of all new businesses in the United States

Of course, he’s probably lying, but even if not, how many of those were illegals and how many were legals?

Notice whenever supporters of illegal immigrants always leave out the “illegal” part, Minitrue tries to make it verboten to even note they’re here illegally.

Divide and rule. It worked for Cortez, Obama of course is going the opposite way. Installing a God-King instead of deposing one.

 

 

 

 

 

As with the Religion of Peace, the felonious thugs in Ferguson are accorded more rights than the people who live and have businesses there.

Via Ace, we have this from Missouri Lt.Gov. Kinder

Why were they not in there at the first sign of an overturned police car, or a smashed police car window, with a show of force that would have stopped this? And here’s my question that the governor must answer: Is the reason that the National Guard was not in there because the Obama administration and the Holder Justice Department leaned on you to keep them out? I cannot imagine any other reason,” Kinder said.

 

You know that if they deign to answer a question about this decision they’ll say they didn’t want to exacerbate the situation.

You know, because they wouldn’t want to incite the mostly-peaceful protestors or 20 or more buildings and businesses  might be burned and/or looted.

Assholes. As if they should be more solicitous of thugs and felons than the people they’re performing their felonious acts on.

So what’s on deck for tonight?

The media have been blaring the news about reporters being injured, I can see some thug thinking it’ll be funny if a reporters gets killed live on TV.

Hell, I can see some producers thinking that would be cool.

They’re saying now that they’ll more Guardsmen on duty.

Now that everybody is wound up, both the protestors and the people who are going to try to keep order.

Should be interesting,

Especially since I’d bet the mostly-peaceful protestors there tonight will be the ones who are even more mostly-peaceful than the norm.

It’s going to be a busy couple days, we get to watch Ferguson tonight and then tomorrow the blizzard in the northeast.

 

High Lariously Hilarious

Posted: November 24, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Hagel was asked to leave.(updated with link that I forgot earlier)

Why is that high-larious?

He raised the ire of the White House in August as the administration was ramping up its strategy to fight the Islamic State, directly contradicting the president, who months before had likened the Sunni militant group to a junior varsity basketball squad. Mr. Hagel, facing reporters in his now-familiar role next to General Dempsey, called the Islamic State an “imminent threat to every interest we have,” adding, “This is beyond anything that we’ve seen.”

 

He was fired for being competent.

Think of that. Chuck, “Nobody will take my calls” Hagel is one of the few people in the world who can make J Effin Kerry look not a total idiot, who can make Biden look like a foreign policy genius and he was fired for competence.

C’mon. That’s darn funny.

I’ve been working online 4 hours a day these days so I’m on the tubes anyway.

Let’s go tubin!

ISIS, fresh from being defeated in Iraq by Obama (that’s why the media stopped reporting, right?), is on the run!!!! They ran to Libya where

The black flag of ISIS flies over government buildings. Police cars carry the group’s insignia. The local football stadium is used for public executions. A town in Syria or Iraq? No. A city on the coast of the Mediterranean, in Libya.

 

Running scared, running amok…either way, Obama has them on the run, amiright?

Breitbart headline

REPUBLICANS LEAVE TOWN WITHOUT A PLAN TO FIGHT OBAMA

 

The only machiavellian tactics the GOP use are  on me.

It’s funny how the media keeps parroting the line that there is no inflation while anybody who shops for food knows there is.

LIFE IN THE ERA OF HOPE AND CHANGE: $4.15 Per Pound: Ground Beef Climbs to Another Record High. “Five years ago, in October 2009, the average price for a pound of ground beef was $2.177, according to the BLS.”

 

In AZ, decent  hamburger is over $4, even the crappy sleeve stuff that always comes up in poisoning deals is over $3.

What happens in a religious dictatorship? Let’s ask our fine, Green brethren.

Then it was finally revealed that while eggs did contain cholesterol, they also contain lecithin, which is the enzyme your body uses to break down cholesterol, and they have more lecithin that cholesterol, making the consumption of eggs something that actually reduces cholesterol….

t was dangerous for other people (women under 25) to have low cholesterol,

In my life eggs have been good for you, bad for you, good for you, bad for you…., ditto salt, bacon, olive oil, butter and more.

 

What made me absolutely stop paying attention was when I saw a report, back in the late 70s or early 80s, that said lettuce causes cancer. That’s when I realized they weren’t doing science, they were just fucking with me.

 

As an addendum to my post about how annoyed I was that people are finally noticing how big a liar Obama is, we see this post from Feb. 2012 about how people were noticing how he lied to get his stimulizing done.

True believers want to be deceived and that’s why I stated that they will not learn a thing when he lies the next time. You know, like over legalizing illegals.

 

Here we have some upcoming hilarity. Ace’s post in its entirety

Grubez “Invited” To Testify Before Issa’s Committee on Transparency

Awesome. If Grubez refuses the invitation, he might get a subpoena instead.

You realize what that means? As Obama is saying that he’s never heard of a Gruber, he’ll declare that Gurber can’t testify before Congress because of executive privilege.

That’s gonna be funny.

I anxiously await CNN explaining how the GOP are meanies for not agreeing this.

That’s gonna be funnier.

You know, in an infuriatingly endy way.