…and says Know Who The Fucking Boss is, Bitch? It’s Tupperware motherfucker, that’s fucking who! You can’t think of anything more awesome than Danny Pintauro, parties and cheap plastic kitchenware, other than Danny Pintauro, parties and cheap plastic kitchenware at the same time. That made you hot, didn’t it? Of course it did, but Danny doesn’t judge, he just profits.
Danny Pintauro knows it takes
brass plastic fuckin’ balls to sell Tupperware.
And you know Danny Pintauro always fucking closes because he attacks that sale like a rabid St. Bernard, bitches.