Posts Tagged ‘silly shit’

Dude wants a boycott because Starbucks supported a bill allowing for gay marriage (PuffHo link advisory in effect) in Washington.

I’m still gonna support Starbucks because they continue to support the 2nd Amendment.  The Brady Campaign continues to call for Starbucks to bar people who carry from their shops, and Starbucks continues to kick the Bradys in the sack and refuse their requests.  Any company that kicks the Bradys in the nards is one I’ll buy from.

Gotta love some of the socons, ZOMG TEH QUEERS EVERYBODY PANIC as we’re 15 trillion in the fucking hole, shitheads on every level are trying to crush every bit of liberty we have left, we’re hurtling toward authoritarian rule and financial ruin and they’re worried about whether Michael and Steve can get married.  *facepalm*  Hey guys?  Learn to fucking prioritize.

Also, what’s the over/under on this pastor being a major closet case?  Seems like it’s a high ratio for pastors overly concerned about Teh Ghey.

Given my background in history and political science, I have a fascination with North Korea and its wacky Communist/Cult government, and Vice does some of the best/most interesting reporting on North Korea.  The Caller has an interview with Shane Smith of Vice regarding his visit to these camps.  Absolutely read the article, then watch the videos.

And can I just say this about the DC’s commenters?  Seriously?  You fucking mouthbreathers are whining about the fact that there are a few f-bombs being dropped by Smith and quoted by DC?  Grow the fuck up, this Vice guy brings us absolutely brilliant original reporting, I, someone absolutely fascinated by North Korea (given my history and political science background) had no fucking clue about these Siberian labor camps, and you’re bitching because he drops a few f-bombs and used phrases like drunk-y and murder-y to describe his various run-ins with violent drunken Russian hoodlums?  On top of the original reporting on yet more human rights violations that are routine with this absolutely sick, bizarre regime…and you’re bitching about a journalist using the word fuck in said reporting?  Get over your fucking selves you goddamned immature puritans.

I’m totally humming No Motherland Without You right now.

Also, here’s one for the Paultards,

Take a hint, guys. Also,

I’d totally watch this every morning,

Second Salvo

Posted: July 8, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Random Crap
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It’s on now,

Now, for today’s gloriously 80s selection!

I have thus declared,

I’m the Generalissimo of delightfully cheesy 80′s music…it’s sort of like being a regular Generalissimo, but with a slightly better taste in music, but an even worse haircut and really *REALLY* gigantic shoulder pads.  And tons of blow, mustn’t forget the blow.

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

…and says Know Who The Fucking Boss is, Bitch?  It’s Tupperware motherfucker, that’s fucking who!  You can’t think of anything more awesome than Danny Pintauro, parties and cheap plastic kitchenware, other than Danny Pintauro, parties and cheap plastic kitchenware at the same time. That made you hot, didn’t it? Of course it did, but Danny doesn’t judge, he just profits.

Danny Pintauro knows it takes brass plastic fuckin’ balls to sell Tupperware.  

 

And you know Danny Pintauro always fucking closes because he attacks that sale like a rabid St. Bernard, bitches.

Surely this atrocity is in violation of Geneva or Hague…

If inflicting bad music is supposed to make me feel any sympathy, well,

Dude…

Posted: June 2, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Parent of the Day
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Sometimes there really is no better way to comment on something you see other than an Allahesque dude

I totally saw a motorcycle with SHART as the plate number yesterday…

…just sayin’