Best Ballot Initiative Ever

Posted: November 2, 2010 by socklessjoe in Teh Funneh

Right here.

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Ballot Title
Statement of Subject: Initiative Measure No. 1069 concerns the state seal.

Concise Description: This measure would require the Washington State Seal to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.

Should this measure be enacted into law? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Ballot Measure Summary
This measure would require the Seal of the State of Washington to be changed to depict a vignette of a tapeworm dressed in a three piece suit attached to the lower intestine of a taxpayer shown as the central figure. The seal would be required to be encircled with the following words: “Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every tax payer.” The illustration would be selected from submissions submitted by taxpayers.

 

h/t Ben Domenech

Comments
  1. doubleplusundead says:

    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

  2. Dr Spank says:

    That was fucking AWESOME!

  3. GO DINO says:

    I’ll sign the petition to get it on the ballot!

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