doubleplusundead

Important update below
Okay, this is just too far.

Iowahawk has been suspended for going against his blog’s policies!

This cannot stand!

I have just received a memo from me informing me that I have suspended myself without pay, for alleged violations of the Iowahawk Code of Ethics:

That’s total bullshit. We all know Iowahawk has no ethics!

I’m going to boycott corn in retaliation!
This shall not stand!
Important Update!
Now Iowahawk has just gone too far! Now he’s starting a rumor that he was invovled in that “mysterious” rocket launch off the coast of California.

Let me be clear. Yes, I was in California recently. And yes, during my visit I did spend last Thursday at XCOR Aerospace, a manufacturer of suborbital rocket vehicles in Mojave, at the invitation of renowned controversial science space blogger Rand Simberg.
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But for anyone to somehow string these completely unrelated “facts” as evidence of some sort of bizarre master plan on my part to steal a rocket from XCOR and use it in a botched hold up of a Malibu liquor store, well, I mean, come on. That’s just crazy talk. The so-called “facts” being shopped around by Iowahawk’s corporate goons are as coincidental as the unexplained weekend break in and missing equipment at XCOR

It’s unbelievable how low Iowahawk will go to discredit Burge.

H/T Veeshir
Oh, and check out the post immediately preceding that one. I didn’t notice it until last Wednesday or I would have linked that one too. It’s about funny.