This is why we have a certain category

Posted: November 20, 2010 by Sean M. in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Oh, for fuck’s sake, people

The FBI tells CBS 2 and KCAL 9 that they investigated a potential threat sent to the Los Angeles offices of “Dancing With the Stars” Friday.

A suspicious letter, allegedly making an unknown threat, contained white powder.

A field test on the powder said it was not anything hazardous, according to the FBI.

A spokesperson for the FBI said, however, the powder would be sent to a lab for futher testing.

The ABC reality show has been the source of controversy since singer/actress Brandy was booted off in favor of Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Governor and vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin.

Critics of the show charge tea party voters are keeping the younger Palin around in favor of some more talented dancers.

The FBI would not confirm if the recent controversy had anything to do with the suspicious letter or a threat contained inside.

So, it’s come to this. The guy who shot his teevee the other day over the results from this godawful fucking stupid dance show has now been outdone.

*golf clap*

Update: I guess I misunderestimated just how strongly some people feel about this issue:

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult—the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words—nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, “Honey, I just don’t know—I don’t know what’s going on in this country anymore…”

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, “Daddy” she said, “why are the Republicans doing this to the country?” Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter’s voice helped me to get through.


  1. Dr. Spank says:

    TMZ : “Multiple sources connected to the situation tell us the powder was contained in a piece of fan mail addressed to Bristol Palin.”

    Sarah Palin may not run for president out of concern for the safety of her family.

  2. alexthechick says:

    My mom’s a huge DWTS fan and we were talking about Bristol and I told her this the revenge of the Right for everything being political. Hey, we didn’t make the rules, we’re just playing by them.

  3. Veeshir says:

    It must suck being that upsettable. (screw you Firefox, that is so a word).

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