Officially a DC resident…

Posted: November 27, 2010 by It's Vintage, Duh in FAIL

I just got mugged.

Also, I’m unemployed. So I hope the assailants enjoy the $100 balance on my debit card, my lack of credit cards, and my $2 in cash.

Oh, and my iPhone.

Suck my dick, assholes.

  1. davis,br says:

    Jeezus. That sucks. You otherwise okay?

    …post me off-list.

  2. Robert says:

    WTF? You seriously got mugged in DC? Did you recognize the congressman?

  3. I am so sorry, IVD. Let us know how we can help!!

  4. tangonine says:

    Dude that blows. But for your safety, the residents of DC have determined you don’t get the 2d amendment right to bear arms.

  5. tangonine says:

    and if you need anything, mail me. Not kidding.

  6. It's Vintage, Duh says:

    The thing I am most mad about is that they stole my damn McDonald’s. Growl. Lol.

  7. alexthechick says:

    Dude that sucks so hard. Email, dm me on twitter, etc if you need anything at all.

  8. Moron Pundit says:

    I’m assuming the law enforcement response was a muffled giggle followed by “we’ll get right on that.”

    • It's Vintage, Duh says:

      Actually the DC police were great. There were 2 squad cars at my house within a couple minutes of my call and one of them took me to patrol the area and look for the guys.

  9. David Frum says:

    Dude, that was you? Sorry about that, I mail your shit back ASAP.

  10. Kowboy says:

    That sucks IVD. But then again, that’s one of the reasons I moved back to Tennessee from DC over 20 years ago. The crime rate was bad enough back then. Plus here you can shoot them and use the “He needed killin'” defense in court if they even bother to make you go.

  11. Eddie The Bear says:

    fuck! Sorry to hear that, pal.

  12. Jay in Ames says:

    Late to the party, but sorry to hear that news.

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