3 Wolves T-Shirt Redux

Posted: November 29, 2010 by Moron Pundit in Uncategorized

An unbelievably expensive piece of speaker wire gets the ridiculous comment send up:

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long… I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this… accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the… whispers… began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly… we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don’t want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out… oh, god, the screaming… the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!

WHY CAN’T I FORGET THE WORDS???

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

Do not use the cables!

There are tons.  They are hilarious.

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Comments
  1. Hermit Dave says:

    That’s classic. One of the most hilarious things for that item isn’t the comments though … it’s the ‘What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?’ section. 26% buy the movie Kick-Ass … too fucking funny.

  2. Chimera hunting needs…. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  3. Jay in Ames says:

    I have only a little time…

    And the comments got better, after that first line. Well played, well played indeed.

  4. Nicole says:

    And that’s what the internet is good for. Giving creative folks like that an outlet for the rest of us to enjoy.

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