Headline of the day

Posted: December 4, 2010 by Sean M. in FAIL, FAIL Britannia!, Green Goofs

Are we freezing because of global warming?

The article goes on to explain how record freezing temperatures in the UK are, indeed the result of Global Warming.

Other recent phenomena attributed to Global Warming include:

• Nancy Pelosi’s insistence that nobody in the media really paid much attention to the fact that she was the first female Speaker of the House

• The success of the Twilight series of movies among young, heterosexual males who weren’t dragged to see them by females

• California’s voters realizing that the state was pretty well fucked by the very bear on their (okay, our, since I live here) flag

• The fact that splashing yourself with a pot of boiling water is now a scientifically recognized way to cool off during any long distance race

  1. Elliott says:

    And the sheer numbers of people who have actually read this blog today? It must be in the tens by now. I blame Algore.

  2. Veeshir says:

    Global warmmongering is our latest, fundamentalist religion.

    It’s like some old-timey fire-and-brimstone religion with a vengeful god wreaking plagues on an imprius world.
    Just point and laugh, there’s not really anything else you can do.

    Never try to reason someone out of a position they weren’t reasoned into.

  3. vermindust says:

    “Imprius world!” That was quite good, actually, Veeshir.
    Imma go poke a hole in the ozone now and let some heat in.

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