School Boards should be a controlled substance

Posted: December 29, 2010 by veeshir in Edumakashun, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault

Update below with links

The Puppy Blender has this link with the, for him, intemperate words,

SOUTHERN LEE HIGH SCHOOL IN SANFORD NORTH CAROLINA should be closed, Its principal, and board of education, are too dumb to hold jobs.

That’s about the puppy blender equivalent of a long eddiebear tirade with extra fucksicles.

I had to click to see exactly how bad this high school is.

This bad. A “good” girl had her father’s lunch instead of her own and it had a paring knife for cutting his apple (I guess he served with Mal and Zoe) and was expelled in her last year, she’s taking college level classes to get a jumpstart on college, now she’s screwed for this year and all her hard work went to shit because of the petty zero-tolerance jackasses at that school.

The puppy blender quotes a bad part but I find this beyond stupidity and, unfortunately, all too believable in this end of civilization.

Moss said students who accidentally carry a weapon and report it to teachers will get a light punishment.

Really? Really? Do schools really think it’s a good idea to punish honesty only a little less than dishonesty? To punish an honest mistake just not quite as badly as a gang-banger intent on mayhem or intimidation?



Via the Puppy Blender we find this link with more details than the journotool had in the article.

They claim the knife was in a purse and they provide a pic.It’s some trendy lunch thingy that could possibly also be used as a purse (women will use anything as a purse).

Although I have to wonder if a father would take that purse looking thing to work.

They keep calling it a “3 inch knife”, I don’t think it’s a three inch blade, I would say it’s a whopping 3″ total. A tiny paring knife in other words. Exactly like the knife Crocodile Dundee used except about 1/1000 the size in other words.

They keep saying she’s still a student, but she’s suspended and isn’t allowed on campus. When you blow smoke, you look guilty. Unless your name is Bill Clinton.

They reiterated that she could have turned it in and received a lesser punishment, but she’s saying she had no idea it was in there so that’s a non sequitur.

They’re having an “emergency” meeting about it. I guess they finally decided to look into it and I’m sure the national attention had nothing to do with it. (DPUD gets results!)

The part that’s getting me steamed is how she worked hard to do college work in HS and they’re absolutely fucking her over for an honest mistake.

  1. The comments are too, too precious. Generally of the type that make me want to punch a hippie and steal their lunch.

  2. Veeshir says:

    Holy chit.
    Those comments are messed up.
    She brpught on a pairing knife to use on people.


  3. alexthechick says:

    If I were a kid what I would take from this is I might as well shank someone since I’ll get the same punishment.

  4. the botnet says:

    Do they allow the children to drive automobiles to school?
    Do they have stairwells?
    Do they have second story windows? Do any of the windows have glass?
    Any rusty nails?
    Do they use real chemicals and bunsen burners in chemistry?
    Do they allow children with martial arts training to attend? How about wrestling?
    Ever wonder if you could stab a spork through somebody’s eye socket?
    Ever wonder how far a ball-point pen can be forcefully inserted into a person’s ear?
    Is anybody strong enough to lift a desk over their head? How about a chair? A book?

    None of these are weapons until they are used as such.

    The drones in the administration and on the board need a little learnin’, so it seems.
    Maybe a toe-punch to the star-eye would help.

    • Veeshir says:

      They’d just outlaw toes and the basketball team wouldn’t be able to jump anymore.

      I’m really thinking tar and feathers is starting to look better and better.

      That or honey and fire ants.

      I’m kinda going back and forth.

  5. Russ from Winterset says:

    Honey & Feathers? Tar & Fire Ants?

    Just trying to help mix things up a little.

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