Drunk blogging the SOTU

Posted: January 25, 2011 by veeshir in Uncategorized

No, I’m not doing it. I’ve tried to watch 3 SOTUs in my life.

The first was Ronnie Raygun. Couldn’t do it.

The second was Clinton. The less said about that the better.

The third was W Bush. Gah.

Then, I found Vodkapundit’s drunkblogging.  I’ll admit, I only read it the next day, but that’s the only way I’ll pay any attention. I can’t even take the talking heads telling me what I should be thinking about it.

So hie ye hence (when the speech starts or afterward), scroll down to the proper thread and read.

Your marriage/TV/dog/dishes/children/walls/liver/blood pressure will thank you.

H/T Vodkapundit

  1. Dr Spank says:

    So, what time does the live-blogging start?

  2. Veeshir says:

    I assume when the speech does.
    Unless you mean here. I don’t know if anyone here will be blogging it.

  3. the botnet says:

    Can’t watch w/Mrs. botnet. She worries about busted gaskets.

  4. Hermit Dave says:

    Here, I’ll live blog it right now without even watching:

    Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Blah Blah Blah. Bunch of fucking lies. Bunch of self-aggrandizing twaddle. Fuck you America and good night.

    How close was that?

    • the botnet says:

      Pretty close. Forgot to add “There are those strawmen who may claim this… and the others will claim we must have solar shingles on our high-speed trains. To them I say: Now let me be clear, uh, uh, uh, uh, we need more money for edumacation to cut the deficit.”

  5. alexthechick says:

    I repeat what I said on twitter – the best way to watch the SOTU is to watch tennis

  6. Veeshir says:

    I flipped over for a second. His hair has gray again and he was lying about education.

  7. doubleplusundead says:

    Porkulus 2.0 proposal…fuckin sssssssssssuuuuuuweet!

  8. doubleplusundead says:

    A bottle of Beam makes these things much more tolerable…just saying.

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