Farrakhan delivers the awesome

Posted: February 28, 2011 by aliceaitch in Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Mideast Madness, What the fuck did they blow up now?

It’s so heartening to see spokespersons for the batshit-crazy movements come completely unglued.  (Updated with link.)  We must have been especially good recently, since we’re getting two within a week!  You know you’re rocking the house when the least insane thing you have to say is that you’re standing by your good friend, Moammar Qaddafi.

Farrakhan also said he had spent time at the Church of Scientology’s celebrity center in Los Angeles and had been impressed with the church’s method of “auditing” — a process he said was comparable to therapy.

He said the church’s founder L. Ron Hubbard had a mission to “civilize white people,” adding that Hubbard “is so exceedingly valuable to every white person on this earth.”

He warned that non-believers and the sinful would face the wrath of God through high-technology UFOs or “wheels” that he has often described in previous addresses.

When your Fearless Leader starts talking about flying saucers, it’s time to pull a Beatles and send him off the road in a car crash to be replaced by a lookalike – sure, he won’t perform quite as well as the original, but if it keeps your entire message from being destroyed…what, you don’t think that happened?

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  2. alexthechick says:

    I am so going to need to get more popcorn.

  3. Iowa Bob says:

    “it’s time to pull a Beatles and send him off the road in a car crash to be replaced by a lookalike – sure, he won’t perform quite as well as the original”

    I agree completely – the real Ringo was much better than the fake replacement.

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