Schmuckabee can’t pass up a chance to be in the media

Posted: March 4, 2011 by aliceaitch in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL

So is this a jab at Natalie Portman, or is Yuckabee taking a roundabout stab at Bristol Palin?

Huckabee believes Portman is presenting a distorted image with her pregnancy. “Not everybody hires nannies, and caretakers, and nurses,” he says. “Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care. And that’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of-wedlock children.”

I don’t think Shutthefuckupabee realizes that his only chance of getting on a presidential ticket is with Sarah Palin, so he’d better start making nice with her.  Although a Palin/Suckabee ticket might be enough to make me change my party affiliation, so perhaps it’s a good thing that they’re going to open a can of whoopass on each other now.

I get what he’s saying here, I really do, but at the same time I think it’s important to at least recognize that Natalie Portman could have saved herself from this criticism (and from being chained forever to what I’m fairly certain is going to be her Kevin Federline) by having an abortion.

Comments
  1. Not that Greg says:

    Great. Another RINO trying to make a case that we need to expand social services in an era with less than no money to pay for these new gummint programs. If I was ever going to vote for that yahoo, I’m certainly not going to now.

  2. Sockless Joe says:

    Recall Dan Quayle/Murphy Brown.

    That worked out well for Dan-o.

  3. Veeshir says:

    I can see why you’re writing this, but I have to admit that I couldn’t care any less about either what Huckabee says or what Natalie Portman does, unless it’s getting nekkid for my amusement. (Portman, not Huck).

    Every time he opens his mouth he validates my dislike.
    it’s not that I don’t trust him, it’s that do I trust him to do exactly the opposite of what I want.

    • aliceaitch says:

      Every time he opens his mouth he validates my dislike.

      Him and Portman too.

      And SHAME ON YOU for putting the image of a naked Huck in our three readers’ heads. You hate all of us, don’t you.

  4. Douglas says:

    Railing against single mothers with means, seems retarded. I actually almost read it as a validation of abortion, as a way to avoid “punishment” of children for the underpriveledged.

    I think everyone knows that she’s rich and can hire assistance, huck seems to be saying that women should either shut their effing mouths and get married, even to levi effing johnston types, or “take precautions,” one of the most commonly referenced is abortion.

    Huckabee just needs to go the hell away.

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