The Wildfoods festival in New Zealand is basically an event where people cook up and consume unusual dishes, things with insects, wild game, assorted offal, some things traditional, some not…and this year, shots of horse spooge being touted as an energy drink. Yes, if you book a flight now, you too may be able to pay a mere $10 a shot for the privilege of slamming down shot after shot of horsechowder with your choice of cherry, licorice or banoffee (banana and toffee) pie flavoring added.
Mr. Hands was unavailable for comment.
doubleplusundead 
I hereby donate to any of cute women out there some Veeshir Sauce, free of charge.
Straight from the tap!
No air fare, no dealing with New Zealish people, just some of the best protein drink this side of Heaven.
“just some of the best protein drink this side of Heaven”
Yeah? You willing to do a shot first to prove that statement? 😛
I’m on the supply side of that transaction. Plus, I found out when I was 13 that I’m not limber enou…… uhhh…. that…. uhhh….
I’ve never tried it, but I’ve heard good things.
I could get some affidavits if you want, but… unless “Mike” is short for “Mikella”, you’re not in the running for drinking from that particular tap anyway.
Sorry, it’s always lady’s night there.