Bill Kristol, You Ignorant Slut

Posted: March 18, 2011 by socklessjoe in Conservatism, FAIL, GOP FAIL, Lame, Op/Sped

Dear Bill,

The title of your recent editorial, “T-Paw v. Hee-Haw“, is so patently offensive as to overwhelm what legitimacy your argument might have had.

And I say that as somebody who is (at this moment) a Pawlenty supporter, and who is not especially enamored with Barbour.

The self-styled “true conservatives” of the GOP are already suspicious of the effete coastal elites such as yourself.  They believe any criticism of a conservative with a Southern accent is ipso facto an attack on Southerners or on cultural conservatives.  Your moronic invocation of Hee-Haw seems to confirm this suspicion.

The conservative movement is struggling enough with the likes of Huckabee and his supporters, who are all to eager to cry “wolf” any time somebody criticizes Governor Certain Doom-abee.

Don’t be the proverbial wolf.  Don’t go there.

Love,

Joe

Comments
  1. The self-styled “true conservatives” of the GOP are already suspicious of the effete coastal elites such as yourself.

    No. The effete coastal elites like him are the reason I don’t identify as GOP, but instead as “Conservative who happens to sometimes vote GOP”.

  2. Wickedpinto says:

    I used to like him around 5 or more years back, but there was something I never liked about him, then I finally recognized it. He always puts on that smarmy smile while answering a question. I think he genuinely believes that he is better than everyone else.

    • socklessjoe says:

      I used to subscribe to TWS. I liked it ok, but let it lapse and tried Natl Review. Actually, what I liked most about TWS was Steve Hayes.

      Sometimes I think Kristol argues positions that he might not actually believe 100%, but goes with it in order to be provocative. I think that’s about 90% of the incidence of the smarmy grin.

      • doubleplusundead says:

        Sometimes, but I’ve never trusted the bastard after his obnoxious douchebaggery during the Amnesty debacle.

  3. Ogre says:

    Time for the GOP to dump prissy old windbags like Kristol, Noonan, George Will, Wm. Bennett etc. and become the party of freedom and fun. You think young voters really want to be nagged by Harry ‘Droopy Dawg’ Reid and bitched at by shrieking harridans like Pelosi?

    Hell no. Hey y’all, we got the Grand Old Party happening right now. 2 drink minimum. Women and girl children over the age of 18 always welcome. Leave your bluenose attitude at the door and come get a doubleshot of freedom. The new GOP: every hour is happy hour, every night is amateur night. Woohoo.

  4. A PJ O’Rourke revolution! Long live the days of the Republican Party Reptile!!!

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